/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14310033
It could easily have gone either way, so you just got lucky.

end of 2020 they'll be buying crumbs at 120k+ because they don't want to be left out of the "new world money"

>>14310033
DO NOT TALK TO NORMIES ABOUT CRYPTO.
When you quit your job next year everybody will know you are crypto rich and will tell their friends and their friends friend and one of these days a hoodlum will come to your door and kick your teeth in for your private keys

>>14310033
same man
fucking same
i don't even talk to anyone anymore especially anyone i've mentioned crypto to and hasn't at least looked into it
you just know they're banking on running to you when you make it

>>14310033
unironically reading it while listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LMmRF99BYY

>>14310061

Nobody cares enough.

Look at how many rich people there are. Does every single of one of them get robbed regularly? No.

>>14310041
>"It could easily have gone either way, so you just got lucky"

If people already know that you invested in btc, link or eth - don't let anyone know how many coins or token you own.

>>14310033
You release how many people got destroyed in 2017? I’m not a normie but I’m scared of trading in general due to losses.

You're the retard buying bitcoin though

>>14310033
you can't save them. stop worrying about it.

>>14310033
It has unironically been only boomers who took my recommendation in 2018.

We're going to be in a world of hurt when the boomers are gone, imo

>>14310094
because they live in gated communities with private security or make themselves inaccessible by other means only available to the rich

>>14310033
Wtf is wrong with you, you sound like a passive aggressive single mother

>>14310168
>tries to help a close friend get out of wagecucking.
>passive aggressive mother.
What are you even saying pajeet?

>>14310115

0 longs were destroyed in 2017

>>14310033
>owns BTC
>not /all-in/ link

>>14310033
i showed my best friend my portfolio about a month ago and he freaked out and said he wanted to start investing so i send him some how tos and explained it all to him and he said he'd read it and the bull run is starting and he still hasn't. barrier to entry is too high for normies, it's different than just handing money to a company and telling them to invest for you

>>14310033
Norman’s not caring about crypto is cozy. Means keep buying

>>14310065
One of my good friend was nice enough to give me updates from like 15k down to 4K. Now we’re back at 11k he’s silent lmao.

>>14310094
Those traditional rich folks don't have their life-savings on a piece of paper or in their head.
Torturing cryptofaggots will be a new organized crime niche with massive growth potential.

>>14310161
>because they live in gated communities
Wrong. You can pull up to Oprah’s front driveway if you want.

Normies perspective of btc only exists in that like 1% timeframe btc existed when it was over 15k. Literally all you had to do was buy it in the other 99% of the time btc existed to be in profit lol.

>>14310245
If I ever become a multi millionaire you bet your ass I'm getting private security

>>14310115

Destroyed in 2017? Were you around in 2017 lol? It was free money for everyone on biz, even the shittiest of shitcoiners

>>14310251
And she probably has private security 24/7.

If you arent rich enough for proper private security, dont be openly rich

>>14310251
and not get stopped by guards?
lol go try it

>>14310273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li2hi8qHXGs

>>14310276
Unarmed guards at most. Just drive 5 minutes down the street and there are plenty of rich people without even a gate.

>>14310268
normies have a natural tendency to buy the top, it's like confirmation that something is good for them, whereas people with a bit of sense realize that's when you want to sell

>>14310306
>break into rich house
>owner is a connected individual
>get disappeared and your body parts mailed to your family

you have to be 18 to post here

>>14310337
It surprises me how many normies are still out there. Considering how horrible the unemployment/underemployment rate is these days, are there really still people out there that believe in this bullshit merit system where they think they will always make it if they work hard?

>>14310300
This is one of the things basketball-amercians understand better than whit*oids

>mfw my 80/20 stock/bond portfolio has over 10% annualized return

bitcoin is for losers, sell this shit off and get into index funds. stop gambling with your life

Normies don't care about being rich. They are 100% fully content doing the things everyone else does because its what everyone does. 10 years ago, normies didn't even invest in stocks. Most thought it was a scam after 2008 and all sold the bottom in 2009 after buying the peak. Same thing is happening now in stocks.

>>14310384
The hood-rich guy that gets got and dies with all the money he needed to make it is a common tragedy in the hood. That's why every rapper that's made it has at least one song saying "Hey the flexing and showing off is really fun until you slip up and someone murders you for your watch. Invest your money and leave something for your kids."

>>14310033
>can’t explain why his recommendations are correct
>calls others dumb
>doesn’t understand that he was just lucky and brainless

>>14310033
Yep. Literally every hangout with the boys. The truth is most people are stupid.
But that doesnt mean its wrong. After all ignorance is bliss.

>>14310350
>break into crypto-neets new mansion
>torture him for days
>nobody notices or even calls him since hes a friendless /biz/ loser who hit it big
>get his privatekeys
ROBBING CRYPTONEETS IS RISK FREE MONEY TO PROPER CRIMINALS

Im just happy that all the redditors are way easier to find than full autists like most on /biz/ who dont even have social media.

Your biggest attack surface is what you tell normies

>>14310033
Yep
Too much
Cnnpcs are absolutely brainwashed, its a little crazy

>>14310245

How is that any different from having a gun pointed at your head and being told to drain your bank account?

>>14310245
This is unironically why we need good custodial solutions with insurance similar to binance SAFU

unironically NEVER talk to anybody about crypto

>>14310529
there are limits on your bank account and to change them you have to go to the bank and so on. Other than that there is insurance and the transfer can be reverted if you get to the bank in time.
Getting it out in cash more than your CC limit is very hard.

Robbing a rich fiat guy = couple grand
Robbing a rich crypto guy can yield the criminal much more and has way fewer risk to the robber

The proper term is normalFAG you fake little shit.

>>14310033
Why the fuck do you talk to normies about such topics? It's embarassing

>>14310666
imagine actually letting others know you have crypto lmao

>>14310236
Crab in bucket mentality is why

Quite a lot of my "friends" know I am, or was (I still am) in crypto, obviously mentioned it to a bunch of people over the years. I got in during 2013 and have tried to help some people onboard during opportune times.

You have to judge your audience, some people just aren't receptive to it, in fact most people. When you're "trained", seeing crazy low prices like we had in January, and being aware enough to sense that things are looking good in terms of fundamentals/sentiment, is an obvious buy signal and we would pile in everything we had.

But normans, or inexperienced investors, see prices low as a bad thing. That's why there can be market cycles in the first place. You won't be able to persuade anyone who can't see it, even someone who really trusts you, the emotional aversion to buying a bottomed-out asset is very, very strong, just like the compulsion to buy one that's mooning hard as fuck.

When BTC is in 6 figures, people will be asking how the fuck they can buy some again. When it was at $3k they don't want to know or say you're an idiot.

Don't be tempted to rub it in, though, afterwards. They will resent you and you'll be even more isolated and shunned.

If you want to get people involved ask them once, only once, and don't push it. Let them come to you if they want it. It's frustrating seeing close friends and family with large cash savings, eroding away with inflation, but there's nothing you can do and people actually become more resistant if you push an idea on them.

>>14310033
Ive gotten really good at onboarding my normie coworkers. The trick is to show them you gains. If all you talk about is nerd internet money no one cares. If you say you made 8k yesterday HOLY SHIT HOW CAN I BUY SOME?!

Just whip out your blockfolio and show them you are over 100k now. Pull a real smug look. They will buy as soon as they go home.

>>14310033
>got lucky with a speculative asset
>HEHEHE LOOK AT THESE DUMB NORMIES
there's zero (0) reason bitcoin needs to be at $10k or $100k to be a successful currency

>>14310033
I got the refferal codes for 80 dollars for Crypto wallet, suggested my friends to get it, told them it takes 5 minutes of work basically and all they have to do is leave that icon on their phone for 3 months and they get after those 3 months pure 80 dollars. The only work required would be to take a screenshot of ID during registration, they all said they'll not do it, some said they're suspicious about someone just giving them the money, explained there's no cost involved, some said they don't like to send ID screenshot, some said they are just not interested in crypto.

Told them I can buy the crypto from them and hand them cash on hand, they still said they don't trust crypto :)) Told them I can do whole registration for them and hand them cash on hand, so they basically don't need to do a damn thing, they still kept babling that they just don't want to do anything with crypto. I said, that they literally don't have to deal with any crypto at all, since I'll do everything, they just need to extend the hand to receive paper money from me, they still refused kek.

Told them they're fucking idiots and dropped them as friends. I have no bloody intention to have people that earn 900 euro a month and flat out refuse to be handed 80 dollars on hand for doing absolutely nothing, anywhere near me.

>>14310873
RIP

>>14310033
Just be careful giving financial advice to other people, if things go wrong, the WILL blame you

It can easily ruin your friendship or relationship, fyi. If it moons they will take all the credit

>>14310033
When it comes to normies, tell them all it's a ponzi scheme.

But for dumb thots and crypto, try the blockfolio-rich meme. It's actually worked once for me on this dumbass latina thot. Flash your blockfolio showing a lot of bitcoin holdings and bang them out

>hey bro why didn't you gamble your money when I told you too you'd be like SO rich ehe xD
>I always know when I' m right ... hehe
>don't you remember back in mrs hartman's class? I would always get like 74 in algebra I xD

>>14310929
>It's actually worked once for me on this dumbass latina thot. Flash your blockfolio showing a lot of bitcoin holdings and bang them out
based but use a tinder with prepaid sim and fake name for this

>>14310214
This. Against all /biz/ advice I told a IRL workfren to buy Cones in December. I added a caveat that it was very risky and he could lose it all. He sounded interested but couldn't be bothered to go through KYC. He's going to be posting shit in here next peak "a fren told me to buy at 3k but I was retarded how do I kms"

>>14310115
Only a normie says some shit like
>I'm not a normie or anything, but

>>14310666
>>14310890
Ive got roomates and guns and a ledger nano. They arent going to rob me. Also why are you hanging out with such scum anyway? Are you an actual nigger?

>>14310115
>>I'm not a normie.
Remember, scared money makes no money. If your fine being a wagecuck all your life and taking no risk then sure, don't invest.

>>14310061
Sorta this.

Everyone will hate you. Stealth wealth is always the way to go.

>>14310979
its not about the people you hang out with, they may be good dudes. But they will tell their friends "Yo did you see the news on Bitcoin? This guy Anon I know made like 2 million! crazy innit?"

news travels and you will be known as the crypto rich guy. Also some types of normies start to resent you since they feel its not "earned"

>>14310979
btw how fast will you give up your ledgers location and pin & password when your balls get electroshocked?

>OP: You should buy bitcoin
>Normie: Why? Has the fee problem been fixed?
>OP: No, but I have my entire life savings in it and I made $10k
>Normie: You could have made 3x that by just working.
>OP: It's going to be the world currency
>Normie: Isn't it pumped up on fake money? What about that tether lawsuit?
>OP: That's FUD
>Normie: What's "FUD"?
>OP: What you just said. It's FUD. I don't listen to FUD
>Normie: It's just some disagreement
>OP: That's FUD
>Normie: look, this asset is way too volatile for me. This looks just like what happened before bitcoin crashed from 20k to 3k. You should be careful
>OP's face when

>>14311105
based

Should i invest in bitcoin or is it too late lads? Will it dip again.

>>14310979
>>14311042
>>14311055
>he doesn't store his private keys and Ledger across the country in a security deposit vault
>he would give up his private keys
>ever
I would literally be tortured and killed than give up my crypto wealth.

>>14311328
>I would literally be tortured and killed than give up my crypto wealth.
same
I would also like to not be tortured and killed though.

>>14310033
Checked. Normies won’t adopt en mass until their lives depend on it. Cash in on this. You know the long-noses will.

>>14310214
Had many friends ask about it too, but equity market not crypto & when I give them the start-up you never hear about it ever again. People just want the money.

>>14311353
>I would also like to not be tortured and killed though.
Same. That's why I invest in security cameras and guns. I'm just saying if it comes down to it, we all have to go out somehow.

>>14310385
Kekerino, most anons on /biz/ are all in LINK and will have had >300% returns on their investment this year

>>14311353
same

>>14310061
Yes. This. Please do this. I made a mistake for telling my friends I invested in crypto. And now everytime we hangout he always ask about how my portfolio is doing. It really doesn't feel good when he ask that, almost sounds like he's pretending to care or just want to borrow my money. Ever since the bear market, I've been telling them I;ve sold everything and now that I only survive with freelance job money. I would never do the same mistake again.

>>14310033
hi

Never talk to normies about crypto

>>14310033
>Hey guys I bought BTC at 4k, im so smart
>He didn't buy HOT, then go into QNT, then into CHX, then into LIT, then into LINK when I told him to.
>The absolute state of biztards
You're even worse than normies, you actually have the potential to pull of some good trades, but choose not too.
At least the Normans know how to be happy.
You've got the worst of both worlds.

>>14310033
Normies are the fucking worst. They don't care about anything. They're too frightened to invest. They don't even have real hobbies.

I know this all sounds edgy, but don't you all see what I do? Their general ineptness makes me so resentful.

>>14311463

Why do you resent them? If anything, disdain is in order.

>>14311463
normies are scum, anon heed this anons advice >>14311719

>>14310827
best response in here

>>14310033
"its too late for me" is a constant normie state of my mind around here.

>>14310385
This, but unironically.

>>14310094
It’s a lot more difficult to steal money invested in stocks. Oftentimes you can’t even withdraw money from a brokerage account to a bank account in an another person’s name.

>>14310033

A normie cope that most of them have is the unrealization that if someone is profitting about something, then they are fucking you up by making the global opportunity cost higher. They think life will be as easy as it is now if btc goes to 1MM because life isn't competition and everyone can be happy

they would probably become utterly depressed if they realized that anytime someone become successful it means that barrier to being successful becomes harder for them because they didn't profit at the same rate that the successful person, you need to literally make use of all your opportunities or in the future you will feel stagnant because you didn't use them in the past when there was everyone profiting from a bull society

>>14310041
>t. Seething normie

>>14311042
lol this already happened in the Netherlands.
>tfw when I live in the netherlands and my coworkers know I'm really into crypto

>>14310061
> not stopping working to acquire more money for crypto even after making it
You guys will never make it

>>14310041
Cope

>Me: "How's the weather today?"
>Norman: "Haha good. Hey heard about that crypto stuff?"
>Me: "No, not really. Just what's on the news."
>Norman: "I hear it's the future of money?"
>Me: "Oh really? Yeah that's interesting I think. I got to look more into that. So nice weather we've been having lately, no?"

>>14313002

What THE LITERAL FUCK did I just read

>>14313002
There's actually an intelligent idea in what you're saying but wow, you're fucking terrible at articulating.

>>14310033
He's clearly coping

OP:
>You mortal, accept my crushing superiority. BEND THY KNEE
Norman:
> Have sex

>>14313555
Have sex

>>14310033
>yeah but if you bought below like 4k when i suggested it to you, you would be up like 8k right now. It's called reading a market cycle"
This never happened and it's pathetic that you think this would be a "cool moment"

Tried telling my friends about link and all the money I've made with it (bought in at 40c) but they're too stupid and poor to care

>>14310041
Lotto is luck. This has better than chances than luck. You could foresee ppl looking for uncorrelated assets to relieve them of economic issues, etc.

>>14310033
He knows. Probably was just putting words together for the sake of conversation like most normans do.

>>14310033
I wanted to buy when it was at 3k but I lack any understanding of what wallet I can use. I’m currently trying to get gib Me via faucets to accumulate any thing
I wish I could find trustworthy guides that aren’t scams

>>14310881
Bitcoin is a store of value, not a currency, you mouthbreathing mongoloid.

>>14310385
This. Buy Warrencoin (BRK.B). Not a ponzi scheme unlike other coins, and it has a $500 billion market cap.

>>14310033
So true. I kept suggesting bitcoin when it was less than 60 USD but none of my frens here on /biz/ would listen and now it's 240 USD.

>>14314082
Okay pajeet

People are born predispositioned to be cattle. It's genetic. If the whole world were intelligent, society would collapse because there wouldn't be enough goy to support us.

>>14310702
shhh its summer let the kids play

oh

>>14310033
>me: park new 530i Xdrive in front
>me: it's from bitcoin
>everybody: goddammit I should have listened

>>14313690
No one willing to answer huh?

>>14310033
lol literally everybody i told about was like "mehh nay" and i was even afraid of possibly giving financial advices when talking about crypto. fuck outta here. can't wait to dump on the normies

>>14310236
hahahah
what a twat

>>14310236
You're still 4k under 15k even now, you idiot.

>>14313002
based bezo+meth poster

>>14310827
I dont understand what do. I'm kicking myself for not hopping on. Do I buy now or is it going to dip again for a little?

>>14310033

>norman: "hey, d'you know? I want to buy ONE BITCOIN"
>me: "omg why?"
>norman: "because it's 8k and it will smash 10k EOW 50k EOY!"
>me: "who the fuck told you that?"
>norman: "TV and radio, also newspapers"
>me: "that's great, then everyone surely is doing the same right now"
>norman: "who cares? I'm gonna buy it, I just have 8k savings craving to be INVESTED"
>me: "ok. have a nice day--"
>norman: "wait-- you're the bitcoin EXPERT, you HAVE to help me!"
>me: "sorry, but when tv tells you to buy, then you should rush to sell"
>norman: "YOU FUCKER!! YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GET RICH!!"
>me: "google is your friend, bye bye"

Bitcoin eventually crashes to 5k, 4k, 3k.

>norman: "ha ha ha, I never bought it, I knew it was a scam!"
>me: "ok"

Bitcoin eventually skyrockets to 8k 9k 10k 11k

>norman: "I NEED YOUR HELP!! I MUST BUY BITCOIN NOW!!"
>me: "sorry, I can't help. Anyway google is your friend"
>norman: "but you're the Bitcoin Expert!"
>me: "I can show you maths & algorhytms about a blockchain, but I never invested into Bitcoin..."
>norman: "HURR DURR YOU LIAR!! YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GET RICH!!"
>me: "...because I'm scared about market oscillations. Anyway, google is your friend"
>norman: "REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DO I BUY BITCOIN?!"
>me: "bye bye"

Bitcoin, late June 2019, crashes to 6.5k

ok but what do you do when you HAVE made it?
how do you keep the vultures off of you that come begging you for money or asking how you got it?

>>14315393
you make new friends among fellow rich faggots

>>14311105
cringe

>>14310881
There is no reason for a satoshi to be less than 1$ for BTC to be successful. Reasons are not relevant.

>>14315292
>sorry, I can't help. Anyway google is your friend

>>14310033
I have a coworker into crypto. I pretend I think it is stupid. Just consider that you may be the retarded normie OP.

>>14315393
You stop being a desperate worm desperate for attention and validation by not telling anyone that you made it.
The only being who should know how much money you got or how you made it is your firstborn, when he turns forty.

>>14313712
it's still a store of value if 1 BTC = $1 dumbass. There's no rational basis for the "bull" run other than pure asset speculation

>>14315588
exactly there's no reason for normies to "invest" in BTC unless they speculate that it'll be worth more later. This is counter to many other shitcoins that theoretically have a (potentially deflationary) token mechanic that evolves as the tech evolves. That's an investment.

>>14316009
>a store of value with a finite quantity and slower rate of inflation than gold should be arbitrarily pegged to a constantly inflating fiat currency that will inevitably collapse
>the totality of all wealth in the world is $21m USD

I know you're trolling, but there are people who are genuinely THIS dumb.

>>14310033
This link shows how normies think of bitcoin
Nothing is more normie than reddit

https://reddit.com/r/AskEurope/comments/9mmiwu/how_often_do_you_use_bitcoin/?st=jx9hvuu6&sh=ddf3fd97

>>14310094
If they are generational wealth, which is the majority of richfags, they barely interact w normans. That's why.

>>14310033
Yes but I feel like this when talking about most things with normies.
>"Going to Ibiza for 2 weeks just going to sit in the sun and do absolutely nothing ha" - Margarette, at work to Anon
Honestly this is a great board. I sincerely think that if we all make it we'll put a hilarious dent in society. Freak revolution.

>>14310041
dumbfUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>14316163
jesus christ how low iq are you? Genuine question, how did you survive this long without choking to death on your downy tongue? Nowhere did I say it should be pegged you mongoloid, I said it does it's job completely independently of its price. If BTC crashed to a dollar tomorrow, it's still useful you fucking noodling-sucking knock kneed 3 testicle having faggot

>>14310881
bitcoin is digital gold, not used as a currency you mouth breathing ignorant as fuck ars technica reader. jesus fuck you are stupid

>>14311283

Not too late 'til it's around 100k. Then it will crash again. So yeah you should buy. Best time to buy was earlier, second best time is now.

>>14310385
If I had boomer wealth I'd absolutely do the same. However for the poorfags like most posters here the 10% of peanut liquidity gives zero chance to ever make it.

>>14313690

Paper wallet. Google for guides. But seriously, just use Coinbase; they're insured. If you have more than 1 BTC then you can start splitting it up into different wallets.

>>14316274
> do absolutely nothing
Is sucking tons of dicks in roastspeak

>>14316354
>If BTC crashed to a dollar tomorrow, it's still useful you fucking noodling-sucking knock kneed 3 testicle having faggot

>if a store of value plummeted to 1% of its current value tomorrow, it would still be a useful store of value
>I never said that it should be pegged! All I implied was that if the world switched to bitcoin as a bank-backing asset, there's no reason the entirety of all the world's bitcoin should ever be worth more than $21 million dollars!

>>14311105
absolutely based and /bizraeli-pilled
/biztards blown the fuck out

>>14316618
>hehehe EBERYWAN IS GONNA USE CYBTO SOMDAY SO ITS GONNA BE WORTH 100,000 DOLARZ HEHE

>>14310033

I was just at a wedding with a friend whose venture capital company is one of the largest and earliest holders of bitcoin. He said he would be very surprised if Bitcoin hit 100,000 like I said it probably would. I hope I get to talk to him again in 2022. I also told him about Chainlink.

>>14316489
Okay thanks

>>14316435
Well you won't make it right away. The ultimate blackpill is extreme diversification.

VTI (stocks), BTC, VCSH (bonds), ETH, LINK and whatever altcoins you believe in and maybe some foreign indexes, in order by proportion, give it a decade or so and you've basically made it as long as you live within your means and learn to HODL gud

>>14310041
Strongest indicator for 95-100 IQ range

>>14310033
Me describing crypto to a family member last Easter.
>Bitcoin is similar to digital gold, in that it is a mutually agreed upon store of value. Its valuable because its rare and represents a certain amount of value stored on the blockchain. It requires no third party for transactions, and cannot be printed or hacked.
>Ethereum handles things called smart contracts, which makes it more of a service than a store of value. I would equate it to...
*family member interjects sarcastically*
>”Double gold! Am i right anon?”
>...
>Yeah sure, its double gold man.
I was going to explain to them exactly what this shit was about, but when you patronize me like that you can go fuck yourself. I have made nearly $100k since then. I dont tell anyone about it obviously, but I really hope I make it. Mostly just so i can invite my family over next Easter to say.
>Yeah, you should have bought double gold! Took off like a rocket. Hows work going?

>>14318744
Sounds almost exactly the same to discussing anything interesting with my family. I try to avoid conversation with them as much as I possibly can. But then they get upset at me. Fuckers are some of the most boring people I've ever met.

>>14313477

I have schizo autism please have patience thank you

imagine caring what normies do

>>14318744
"Double Gold" is the new Boomer meme. Screencap this.

>>14318818
The only thing worse than having family that are assholes is having family that are boring assholes. I would be totally ok with my relatives being dicks if they weren't so fucking boring.

you guys watch too many movies. how often do you hear about people getting kidnapped/robbed/murdered or whatever in genral? even if you live in some shit shit hole when more than 10 people per 100k get murded more than half of those are domestic. and kiddnapping/ballshocking literally almost never happens ever.

>>14310385

10% return, you mean a day in crypto?

>>14319433

go to bed kid

I don't know a single friend that is interested at all in investing even for retirement, not a single fucking one. Something big is coming. I'm 25 and all of my friends are going to be completely relying on social security that's what they told me their retirement is, hell I even have ones that aren't even working and just gaming.

>>14310033
Yeah, a friend of mine couldnt comprehend financial freedom. Just leaves his money on the bank. Hes been working his ass off for 4 years at some shit tier jobs while ive worked maybe 6 months max and put my first paycheck in btc, granted i got a bit lucky. But it's rough imagining how stupid someone can be.

>>14310150
Bruh we are the new boomers

>>14311042
Mfw im that guy in my hometown
Mfw some zoomer came up to me asking about crypto

>>14311105
If they even know about scaling issues theyre not normans

>>14310168
How did you end up here? Please return to posing for snapchat selfies like the 90 IQ normie you are.

>>14318050
Why the fuck do brainlets recommend bonds? If you are under the age of 40, do not waste your fucking money on bonds. Get index funds.

>>14310041
this is true, it could have dropped to -4k

>>14314628
you haven't asked anything, just stated your wishes

Is this the snowflake circlewank thread?

>>14320500
lol chill bro see you in the pink wojak thread

>>14313002
I have no idea what was just said

>>14310873
I do the same shit bro. I only made 120k so far but I quadrupled the numbers in blockfolio so it says I've got over half a mil and show it to people and they get hella interested and want to know how they can do it
I tell them the coinbase app is easy and works good for holding

>>14310873
yeah nothing incentivizes people like the thought of someone they know making oodles of money

>>14310936
lol

>>14319433
>no idea what Brazil is
>no idea that Europe/US will be browner than Brazil soon.

>>14310033
you are the norman, anon.

>>14310702
Did you get good grades this year Norman?

>>14319891
How special do you think you are? You honestly believe anyone with half a brain can't grasp that?

>>14320500
>>14321502
It's real advice though. It makes more sense to get index funds if you're not that close to retiring.

>>14310827
im a noob here and woulndt mind some advice on getting started. some things i havent figured out:

1. do i need a hardware wallet and what is a good one? if not, whats the best method for storage of your wallet? what is a good wallet to use?

2. are there any other options for an american besides coinbase and robinhood to convert USD to crypto? any recommendations? who has the lowest fees or best service?

3. do you recommend making a new bank accoutn separate from your normie wagecuck direct deposit account to feed cash into crypto exchanges? is the IRS going to fuck up my shit because i went out and bought crypto using my normie checking account?

4. do you guys make a new email account dedicated for crypto transactions? seems like a way to stay extra safe from hacking attempts

5. whats your preferred method of cashing out to USD if you had enough? can you buy shit like gold directly with crypto to avoid the taxman?

>>14323412
1.paper wallet
2.3.4.dyor
5.never cash out

>>14323509
>5.never cash out
Enjoy your emotional trading cuck

>>14323521
What trading?

>>14323412
1. for bigger amounts get a hardware wallet (5 figures or more)
2. kraken is good and safe
3. you better pay your taxes on it if you are an amerifag
4. logins on exchange always do with 2fa with google authenticator on your phone. your email should not be involved
5. see 3 or move somewhere like germany or puerto rico

>>14323509
>>14323567
A BLOO BLOO NIGGER JEW

>>14313602
10/10

>176 Replies to pasta
summer is here and in full fucking force

>what if the bitcoin server gets hacked

>>14323567
thanks for the serious answer appreciate the help