/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14293493
>no

>>14293493
Yes and then take out your girthy ledger

>no
>leave her
>become financially independently
>hit the gym
>get better clothes, car, haircut etc
>fuck fresh bitches on the daily

>>14293493
"What is that?"

>>14293493
Show her your bitcoin, she's not gonna steal them
You DO have bitcoin though, right anon?

>>14293493
Tell her you're a nocoiner
If she dumps you, you dodged a nuke
You'll understand later

>>14293506
But I do and if she finds out I’m lying she will go apeshit on me. I don’t care about the morals of lying to her it’s just I am scared of her finding out

>>14293512

"no."
wpw that was hard

>>14293537
>being this much of a cuck

>>14293493
If you do tell her then make damn sure you keep most of it in a secondary wallet that you never fucking tell her about

>>14293493
think OP, think

>>14293530
y-y-yeah, s-sure. i t-t-t-t-totally didnt spent my bitcoins on s-s-shitcoins in hopes of m-moons

>>14293493
tell her you have them in a trust that will only unlock in 2050

>>14293493
If she asked you then you already told her something.... the worst thing you could have done was walk away without responding to go ask advice from a bunch of neets on a Mongolian basket weaving forum

>>14293493
Just tell her the truth.

>>14293537
If you're afraid of your girlfriend then you have bigger issues than her finding out about your needledick crypto stack

>>14293493
no take it from me my family knows and it was a big mistake

>I do, but you don't have to worry about that

If it escalates, try to make her understand. Give her a while, women need a bit of time to deal with emotional stuff. But if she insists, then you know what you have to do.

I spent all my BTC on chaturbate tokens

>>14293493
No. All women cheat. Literally every single one. Don't give an adulterer any money.

>>14293493
Just tell the truth. You're all in on link. Then show her your Sergey meme collection. Thats what I did.

>>14293493
"I don't think this is gonna work."

>>14293493
Since this thread is related. My hot cousin told me about this house she wants to buy and that shes afraid of taking a bank loan for doing it.
She tried to make it like a normal conversation, didn't ask for money. But it sure felt like she was scoping me out trying to see how I would react.

Im a paranoid guy so maybe sweating about this is not necessary but Im thikning I should probably minimize contact with her entirely since she clearly is after my neet-cryptostack.

>>14293493
>deny owning any BTC.
>under cover of darkness at zero hundred hours log onto your computer.
>convert whole stash of BTC to XMR
>print out all XMR onto a paper wallet
>laminate said paper wallet
>buy waterproof pelican case and a shovel
>go deep inna woods/mountains
>bury that laminated paper wallet in waterproof pelican case at least 18 inches below ground
>write down gps coordinates of burial site
>put gps coordinates in a fireproof/waterproof safe bolted to the foundation of your house
>wait for several years
>profit?

>>14293493

Wake up and then say, "huh, it was all just a dream, of course I don't have a girlfriend."

>>14293710
better remember the place and also encrypt the wallet.

>>14293693
"Maybe we can help each other out"

*flops dong on kitchen table*

>>14293493
You say you don’t own anything. When your bags and lambo come in you dump that bitch and fuck a new thot every week.

>>14293693
kek women are hilarious, she was definitely scoping you out and trying to test if you'd reveal your stack to help her
plus if it gets out that you're crypto rich in the future she'll bitch about how you didn't help her get a house when you KNEW she needed the help
that's not being paranoid, you know the game they play, don't play into them

>>14293732
It's not funny anon. I would rather my family thinks im a destitute loser neet than worry about them trying to get money from me.

NEVER DISCLOSE YOUR GAINS UNLESS YOU ARE OLD MONEY. Only people who know money can be happy for you when you made money.

>>14293710
will be worth 0,- sadly cause XMR will be banned and subsequent to that loose all its value (its not about the government taking them from you but about killing all the kyc/amt/ctf-compliant fiat on/off ramps for it).

>>14293777
Checked.

>>14293777
they know im well off. Nobody knows what coins, how much exactly or if its from my drop-shipping sidehustles.

>>14293506
This.

She wont find out unless you literally show her your bank statements or crypto wallet.

>>14293537
Holy cringe. Surely this is a larp

Guess what faggot she’s already banging chad and Tyrone on the side. Grow a pair of balls and Leave.

>>14293493
Say no. You don't want her try to get her share after she divorces you.

>>14293778
"Do you think it's wrong to fuck your cousin in the ass for money? Or do you agree that it's okay?"

>>14293493
Maybe

Tell her yes idiot. Together you can be partners and build something together. Make investment decisions together. She will help balance your emotional decisions and you can discuss together and get a second opinion. The anons telling you no are just bitter because they are lonely. Having a partner in the journey to acquire wealth together is amazing.

>>14293493
“I’m aiming for a stable and long term environment suitable for care, protection and investment in my partner and our children. Bitcoin is interesting but does not align with those goals”

It’s a non-denial denial and if she fucks off, then bitcoin has done you yet ANOTHER solid

>>14293852
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA

>>14293517
Why would you want to do that? Sounds lonely.

>>14293493
Maintain a small phone wallet with ~$100 USD worth at any given time. Plausible deniability to your real stash.

>>14293852
I'm sorry but you're delusional.

>>14293782
this. Make it a balanced top-5 folio. Your GF wont use chainalysis on you

>>14293852
you will get rekt so hard oh my god I feel sorry for you please be real

>>14293493
Tell her yes, but not the Bitcoin she's thinking of. Then go on a rant about how BSV is the real Bitcoin and Craig Wright is Satoshi Nakamoto.

>>14293710
>>write down gps coordinates of burial site
Deforestation fucks anon over and now there's a strip mall over his crypto

>>14293852
never gonna make it

>>14294160
this is actually brilliant, when bsv crashes then you have options: (a) sorry babe no vacation this year, that dude was scam all crypto gone, (b) hey..i need to go find myself after this big loss...maybe you should see other ppl too, etc etc

>>14293852
>Having a partner in the journey to acquire wealth together is amazing.
true but only works if you're gay anon

>>14293493
>sell all of your BTC for DOGE
>tell her truthfully that you have no BTC
>sell your DOGE for BTC when DOGE hits 90 sats
>now you have 3x the BTC you have now
>break up with her

>>14293852
>partner
Sounds like a future divorce. Women don't want a "partner," if they tell you that it's a shit test. They want a fucking man.

>>14293493
tell her you got 0.02 and ask her for money so you can buy more
also nice ID, f4g

>>14293852
Roastie detected.

>>14294647
"partner" means that both woman and man have duties to fulfill and something at stake. like neither woman nor man getting fat or whatever. no idea why you have a problem with this. but maybe your way of looking at "partnerships" means being a fucking cuck with the woman never having anything to contribute... then idk? why do you even want a woman? she's a dead weight. cuck.

>>14293693
>>14293778
Why are so many of you such huge faggots about this? Here, let me show you how it's done.

>hey anon you rich?
>yes
>can you help me?
>no

There, was that so hard? Apparently it is, because many of you are so incorrigibly beta that you can't say "no" so you have to hide instead. Pathetic.

>>14294909
>family tells friends you are rich but wont help
>friends tell friends they know some guy who is rich
>friends tell friends about some NEET with a ton of bitcoin
>your door gets kicked in

>>14294862
i reflected upon this post some more and i guess what you wanted to say is "if a woman says that she wants a partner, she is shit-testing you. because what she wants is a cuck that does all the work by himself. whereas a real man tells her to carry her own weight and not fuck around."

>>14294936
>thingsthatneverhappen.txt
move out of the ghetto dumbass

>>14293493
>whats a bitcoin?

>>14293782
XMR will not be banned kek. Banning anything would be the same as admitting it threatens you.

>>14293852
Unironically the least autistic answer here.

>>14293493
Op, how sure are you she is the one? Is she good with money? Has she shown any potential bad financial habits? Would she stay by you even if you were broke?

>>14293493
>has girlfriend
>implying to be in relationship
>she doesn't know if supposed boyfriend is in crypto
fuck off larping npc

>>14294909
Why are you so autistic about this? Friends and family will treat you differently if they know you're rich, they can't help it.
Every time you see them
>hey anon why don't you pay for all our bills? ahaha
>hey anon i've been really struggling this month could i 'borrow' some money
>hey anon i have this great bizness idea
>jeez anon why are you being such an asshole and not helping out
and then have all of them slowly distant themselves away from you except for when they need something

Unless you're unironically want to go lone wolf the rest of your life you should care about the people you surround yourself with, and the only way poor people will treat you normally is if they don't know you're rich.
That's why rich people only surround themselves with other rich people.

>>14294909
> let me show you how it's done.
ok, now let me show you:

>hi your honor, i'm a stronk woman and my partner was abusive and he's rich
>judge: i file in favor of stronk woman...mr anon you must pay 50% and maintain her lifestyle for next 30 yrs

>>14294909
>hey anon you rich?
>yes
you fucked up right away from the start

>>14295082
this, my gf is fucking sick of hearing about bitcoin. she doesnt know what it is at all, just thinks it's weird internet stocks. I lurk on here with her next to me and she thinks this place is scary lmfao, doesn't really care for the braps either

>>14294936
>>14295109
this literally doesn't happen unless you're from a low class background
even my ex knows about my stash and she never asked for a handout
she's working min wage btw. has nothing to do with rich vs poor and everything to do with shit people vs good people. although it's true there's many more shit people amongst the poor

>>14295109
Why would you want to surround yourself with people around who you would need to put up this sort of facade? It's ironic that you would call me autistic when you're apparently so bad socially that you consider your scenario a serious problem.

>>14295125
>moreshitthatdidnthappen.txt
Start by not getting married if you're that beta/paranoid. Also, have sex incel.

>>14295219
Finally a non-autistic answer.

Plot twist, she's an under cover IRS agent

>>14293852
Women are here. Time to sell.

>>14293852

Yeah after you get Bezoz'd hard getting alliments shoved up down your arse , cunt.

Yeah like 50$ lol.

if its more its a positive surprise if you ever tell her for whatever dumb reason. win/win

>>14293493
No dear, WE have bitcoins

>>14293852
Amazing bait for this autistic board

>>14293493
"bitcoin is a known ponzi honey"

>>14293852
>Make investment decisions together
>BTC hits 20K
>ANON SELL NOW ITS GONNA CRASH AGAIN


>MAKING INVESTMENT DECISIONS TOGETHER WITH A WOMAN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>14294958
>>14295219
What, google "bitcoin kidnapping", it only happens to rich people living in nice neighborhoods.

>>14293606
i-i only have xrp. it will moon someday i swear, then ill buy you all sorts of nice things!

>>14294909
based Chad

>>14294909
Problem is if people know you're loaded, you are making yourself a target

>>14296431
>MAKING INVESTMENT DECISIONS TOGETHER WITH A WOMAN
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAH WHEHHHHEEEEEEEEEE BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>yes but you’ll never find out how much

>hey anon i heard bitcoin was at $11,000 over the radio today
>"uhm yeah"
>weren't you paid in bitcoins at that crypto startup

reeeeeee

>>14293493
No, you don’t.

>>14296462
>>14296648
Loaded people are everywhere. They live in big houses, located in neighborhoods that can be easily found on google maps. They drive their expensive vehicles to and from their expensive residences every day. They're fine.

Do all of you literally live in Rio de Janeiro tier shitholes, or do you just watch too many movies?

>>14293493
Ask her how come. If "us" isn't included in her response them dump her ass immediately.

>>14296778
What I mean by this is you will get a lot of new ''frens'' and true enemies.

>>14296778
google "home invasion" in your city.....
95% of those cases are people who had cash / drugs / jewelry that others found out about. its very very common

tell her yes and buy some immediately :)

>>14296801
So? Just don't be an idiot. Your enemies can only take your stuff if you give it to them.

Literally none of this is a concern if you aren't a retarded beta.

>>14296814
Lol ok, I'll watch out for those home invaders once I'm made, thx fren

>>14294862
once you get older you realize that women are horrible "partner". they attract debt, unnecessary costs, crazy problems and outright suicidal decisions for the business like a fresh pile of shit in the sun the flies.

you figure sooner or later yourself that you're better off alone than with a female "partner". the only partner you ever want to have in business is a competent and professional male that has his shit together.

>>14293493
Tell her you have 1488 buttcorns

>>14296875
This. Women are for having sex and making babies. You don't need a female "partner".

>>14295082
>Do you own any bitcoins
>um, uh, brb

>>14294909
I know a guy who had this >>14294936 happen. You don't hear about these things on the news but its happening.

Criminals are risking their lives and freedom to rob banks to get away with 20k. To someone like that, torturing a cryptoneet for a similar payout is RISK FREE MONEY

>>14293493

>Why?

>>14293782

Yeah, just like that time when China banned Bitcoin!

>>14293852

Hooooly fuck my dude, what the fuck

>women
>expect them to help you BALANCE YOUR EMOTIONAL DECISIONS

What the fuuuck bro

>>14296814

This is why I own a crossbow

>>14293493
Yea and don't tell her how much or when you got in.

>>14293778
So much this. When talking talking to normies about crypto they'll look at you like you have three heads if you mention how much your investments gains or loses.

>>14293493
Too early
Repost at 100k

>>14293493
She's probably wants to know if she's dating a sexy, mature, and intelligent investor, or just a teenager that thinks he will get rich gambling on "dIGitAl CuRrENcy"

>>14293493
Why, yes, I am an early Bitcoin adopter.
How did you know?

>>14293493
>what do I say

JUST FUCKING TELL HER YOU ARE 100% IN ALTCOINS SO SHE LEAVES YOUR ASS AND YOU CAN TRADE IN PEACE BECAUSE BEING FULLY IN ALTCOINS IS RETARDED!
BTC GOES FROM 3k TO 11k AND I HAVE NOTHING OF IT BECAUSE ALL MY ALTS GOING EQUALY DOWN WHEN BTC GOES UP!

FUCKING 3x AND I AM SITTING HERE STILL AS POOR AS WHEN BTC WAS AT 3K FUCK THAT FUCKING SHIT.

>>14293493
Rape her n tell her to never question things again bitch
That should do it

>>14293493
>n-no.. i don't have any buttcorn

To all of the cowards in this thread: What is your excuse for not owning a gun and a dog? If someone tried to rob or kidnap me, they are dying.

>>14294580
tru that

>>14293493
No, bitch. Make me a sandwich.

>>14293493
>OP says yes
>omg yas, OUR bitcoin will make us millionaires.

>>14293928
I never would have thought of this. Do this.

>>14297158
all curry niggers must cease