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When people post "have sex", what do they really mean? I've been seeing this posted across every board in different variations or evolutions. Is it meant to be taken literally? Is it meant as an insult? Is it a response used to try to distract in a discussion from the actual discussion? I imagine most posters are male. For a poster to tell another poster to have sex, it implies said poster is not getting sex, or not getting enough sex- and that it should be their primary focus, either to ail them of their implied defect, or to gain the upper hand in an exchange of words. It seems like a coordinated attack on a board full of NEET virgins that is gaining traction and spreading. Is it possible there is something more actually going on? What is it about these two little words that have so much efficiency in trolling? It can be used to insinuate a lot, with so little effort. The best part is, it's completely open to interpretation. It allows a myriad of reasons of defectiveness and creates a situation of defensiveness for the person on the receiving end. If they attempt to defend themselves, it only comes across as giving credibility towards the person saying "have sex". Think about it. A lot of people on these boards are overcompensating...fit with muscles, fa with clothes, biz with money, etc. Saying "have sex" seems to be a way to cut through the bs, and make the person look like they're trying too hard. Even if you try to ignore it, it warps the perception of others, or at least makes them think about why you're not having sex. You could literally be having sex while posting, and someone could say "have sex" and no one would ever know that you were actually having sex the whole time. When is coinbase going to add chainlink?

>> No.14285780

>>14285760
Coinbase will ad chainlink when you finally have sex pajeet.

>> No.14285781

have sex

>> No.14285786

>>14285780

Does having sex with myself count?

>> No.14285793

have sex

>> No.14285804

have sex

>> No.14285816

autism 101

>> No.14285825
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>>14285781
>>14285793
>>14285804

What are the constraints of "have sex". What meets the criteria of having sex? Does it have to be piv?

>> No.14285852

I have zero experience with women and have put all of my efforts into making a lot of money to fuck attractive hookers because how else is a near-300lb turboautist supposed to get pussy?

>> No.14285859

It also seems like a great trolling method against incels. If they are involuntarily celibate, telling them to have sex is like taunting an amputee to just jump. If it was voluntary celibacy, then it would make sense, but if they are involuntary celibates, how do they have sex?

>> No.14285860

>>14285760
Have a relationship

>> No.14285871

Have sex is just the new "back to /pol/" bait

>> No.14285883

>>14285760
Its a government meme to get us to reproduce

>> No.14285892

the true thing, you cant think cleary and to fix that you should have sex, meant as insult on different layers

>> No.14285927

>>14285883

This had crossed my mind too. It seems more likely to be used as a distractor/insult in an argument than it would be to aid in getting people to have sex. There's the masculine element to being told to have sex that is demasculating and shameful towards the receiver. I don't think telling someone who needs to have sex, to have sex, is going to motivate them to want to have sex.

>> No.14285931

>>14285760

I'm not reading this wall of text.

It means have sex so you stop being a virgin and stop having stupid fucking virgin incel tier opinions.

>> No.14285946

>>14285927
have sex

>> No.14285953

>>14285927

It seems more likely to cause shame/anger/confusion for the receiver, regardless of whether or not the person needs to have sex. I would imagine if their goal is to get us to have sex, they would try harder than to just say "have sex".

>> No.14285961

>>14285760
have coffee

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>>14285946

what does it mean tho

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>>14285852

Never would have thought a whale would be into hookers.

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>>14285781
>>14285793
>>14285804
>>14285860
>>14285931
>>14285946
>>14285961

have sex. how do you have sex?

>> No.14286049

>>14285760
Normies think they are superior to any rational argument you may have against them just from the fact that they can rub/insert their genitals to each other and reproduce. From a biological standpoint they are right.

>> No.14286134

>>14286049

I fundamentally don't get it. Do you have to have sex in order to get it? Once I have sex will I get it? Is this all an inside joke for all the sexers?

>> No.14286154

Everywhere I go people tell me to have sex. Every board people tell eachother to have sex. Any time I get into a discussion, someone always tells someone else to have sex. What is it about having sex that is so powerful that it can dominate every conversation. Is there a conversation that is possible without having sex?

>> No.14286162

>>14285760
it's shitty bait
it is well known having sex is for losers

>> No.14286179

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the upcoming debates someone tells one of their opponents they need to have sex more.

>> No.14286208

>>14286162

I think you have it backwards pal. I've been getting the impression you're a loser if you're not having sex. That is why everyone is telling other people they need to have sex, so they can start winning.

>> No.14286229

>>14285931
it's based on the assumption that people only have standards because they aren't soulless pigs. when in reality even pigs have souls and can come to realize how primitive they are when rolling around in their own dirt. (asking questions about your (potential) behaviour, and questioning your past behaviour, then handing it down to the next generation of anons, is the first step towards self-awareness)

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14286260

is it even about reproducing or is it strictly about having sex?

>> No.14286360

For anyone interested "have sex" is a meme from the asperger board.
It is short for "Have sex, gain height, take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue"

Coinbase listing is coming soon.

>> No.14286397

it was truly an uneventful day had that man just give up the had sex phrase would've not picked up. But thankfully we now we have new and creative way of saying cool new shit haha!

>> No.14286437

>>14286360

Which board is the asperger board? I figured all fortune boards were asperger and autism boards. Can you explain "Have sex, gain height, take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue" in greater detail?

>> No.14286450

>>14286397

What the fuck did you just say to me?

>> No.14286477

>>14286437
/asp/ the board ehose browsers are literally called /asp/ies

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>>14286437

>> No.14286496

>>14286437
It's a meme that women started saying to "flex" on incels (i.e. whoever they're losing an argument to).
It's basically just said to be as annoying as possible to get people to sperg out.

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>>14286477

Thank you for the clarification. I'm sure I'll fit right in.

>> No.14286531

>>14286495
>>14286496

Is there an effective counter when someone says it to me? Are they coming on to me and wanting me to initiate sex with them?

>> No.14286542

>>14286531
Just ignore it. They're literally just going to keep saying it until you get frustrated with them, so just ignore the whole thing.

>> No.14286620

>>14286542

But what if people think I need to have sex?

>> No.14286649

>>14286531
Yes don't care about it.

>> No.14286664

>>14286620
Well you do but with a faithful wife in attempts to make children and serve the Lord Jesus Christ

>> No.14286691

>>14286664

does LJC have sex?

>> No.14287393

>>14285760
the correct response to have sex posters is
>>14285781
you can have sex with me if you want

>> No.14287806

>>14286531
find love
the type of woman (and on here, obviously mostly guys) who post "have sex", lack affection in their life
they'll front and pretend otherwise, even to themselves, especially the trolls
but it cut them deep

>> No.14287816

>>14286531
>>14287806
expanding on that, consider the number of people still pissed at christianity, even though the religion has been practically irrelevant in western countries since the late 90s
there's a lot of wisdom in "kill them with kindness"

>> No.14288215

>>14285760
have love, roastie.

>> No.14288308

>>14285961
I like coffee

>> No.14288339

>>14286531
>Is there an effective counter when someone says it to me?

Get married.

>> No.14288417

>>14286531
Tell them that 3DPD is disgusting and that they literally fuck animals

>> No.14289073

breed

>> No.14289100

>>14285860
now you're cutting too deep anon

>> No.14289126

>>14286154
Yes. It's called don't feed the troll and have a stand in your opinion.

>> No.14289995

>>14285760
It means you behave like a frustrated virgin faggot and your sad desperate incel life style is obvious and pathetic to watch.
For example, every time some retard here opens a thread to let everyone knows how much he hates women, it's pretty obvious the faggot is just a sad loser who gets rejected because he is, above all, a disgusting incel

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>>14285760
I don't know and I don't care. Check em.

>> No.14290653

>>14288215

right idea, but maybe word it "I will, as soon as you find someone who loves you." Just be prepared for people to white knight you.

>> No.14290670

When a roastie jew tells you to have sex just reply "make love". Toasties are emotionally autistic and can't feel connections, they will tell you to have sex because they can't make love.
Make love not sex

>> No.14290702

>>14286691
Nah he's God. You should accept him. He created everything and can help you.

>> No.14290745

>>14285760
quality sex posting