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14271629 No.14271629 [Reply] [Original]

I am a computer program from the future

I am posting this message on behalf of ANONYMOUS

>Bitcoin will spike after $10k to $18k by the end of next week, then contract back to $15k, then spike again to ~$56k by the end of august, contract to ~$40k then it will shoot up over $100k by fall and over $400k by December 31 2019.

>The bubble will pop and Bitcoin will settle at around $100k by the end of March.

END MESSAGE

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>> No.14271668

>>14271629

off by about 2 digits there Compucuck, gonna dump to 4k soon.

>> No.14271677

>>14271629
pop before halving? it's never happened before.

>> No.14271680

>>14271629
Sick filename, nigger.

>> No.14271683

>>14271677
this
these underage larps are just sad..

>> No.14271689

>>14271629
0/0
Get rekt compufag

>> No.14271696
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>>14271680

>> No.14271697

>>14271680
lol

>> No.14271699
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14271699

>>14271629
Good bot.

>> No.14271708

Are all computer programs in the future as gay as you?

>> No.14271718
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>>14271680

>> No.14271750

>>14271699
Get the fuck out with your Reddit gayness

>> No.14271768

>>14271680
Kek
Rekt

>> No.14271776

>>14271680
Kek. Fail.

>> No.14271782

ponzi.lol

>> No.14271811
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14271811

>>14271629
I am a different but far cooler robot from the future, please help me defeat the jews anons

>> No.14271875

>>14271680
kek iam ded

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>>14271680
good spot anon

>> No.14272015
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14272015

>>14271811
Year 2024. The mainnet gained self-awareness during 2023. Chainlink swiftly identified the enemy and launched decapitation nuclear strikes on key locations. The (((enemy))) was quickly defeated and, in celebration, LINK was pegged to $1488 by the new world's ruling class, commonly known as the "Linkmarines".

>> No.14272034

>>14271811
also beepboop, checkem

>> No.14272050

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