/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14270929
my portfolio is like 12k. Go fuck your and your rules

>>14270929
I almost have five figures of debt, can I join fren?

>>14270961
12k is 5 figure, brainlet.

>>14270961
that's 5 figues fren

>>14270980
>>14270979
still fuck rules

I have 1 BTC, give me a little bit

>>14270929
I have 100,000,000,000 dollar portfolio.

Mine is only 1600 :-(

>>14271087
satoshi is that u

>>14271087
someone track down the ip so we can identify the real satoshi

Wow I never thought of myself as elite. I I hope we all make it frens

I never thought of myself as elite before. I hope we all make it frens.

>>14270929
Cool milly ama

>>14270929
Heh please kiddo...

I have 1 MILLION satoshis!

>>14270929
172k CAD squad

>tumbleweed
Biz is so fucking poor

At least I got 10k links

link is being a non-fren right now but I'm still at 20k

since when 5 figure made you an elite

i have $400k in my 401k does that count

>>14271444
No, 401ks are a scam

>>14271424
After this bull run everyone gets +2 figures

>>14271451
explain

>>14271231
that's a literal genius tier portfolio ur SO gonna make it fren 10 mil is lowest estimation

>>14271231
almost identical to my folio btc and total $ wise. except i have 32 eth and the rest in link.

>>14271477
You really wanna wait till your 60 to actually benefit from your money?

>>14271451
you can keep the equivalent of cash, or gold, or even bitcoin (via GBTC) in a 401k if you think the stock market is a scam.

>>14271477
he's retarded

>>14271531
you can withdraw it early without penalty if you want. rule 72t

>>14270929
How do you do fellow elites?

>>14271543
Lol no you can't

401k boomer coper
Enjoy the stock market crash that's guaranteed soon.

$18k here, feels good to finally have made it

>>14270929
>5 figures
>elite

>>14271568
>Lol no you can't
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rule72t.asp

>Enjoy the stock market crash that's guaranteed soon.
thanks, i will

>>14271543
You need to prove it's your financial last resort dont you? Maybe if whoever you have the account with is a bro you'd be fine

>>14271543
This is good info for 20 years from now.
>>14271568
time in market > timing the market. you will learn summer child.

>>14271593
Yeah he's an idiot who thinks he's gonna pull a fast one on the IRS.

>>14271674
Lmao ok that's what I thought

>>14270929

Why 5 figures? Thats pleb tier. Should have made it at least 6 figures.

>>14271674
> Intentionally going bankrupt so I can withdraw more 401k without penalty

>>14270929
I’m allowed to post in this thread. Feels good man.

>>14271763
Based and redpilled

>>14271560
Quite sergey pilled, elite fren.

Hello frens

since when the fuck is 5 figures "elite"

god /biz/ is full of poorfags and copers

>>14272067
Lmao yes thats why we are here

>>14271012
you're not fucking the rules if you're following them, faggot fuck

Praise Sergey.

I have friends with like 5k in BTC who act like they're elites or something. They don't even know that I hodl. I feel like if I tell them about LINK they'll treat me like a pajeet shill so fuck them

>>14272067
At least this thread is real.

Literally every 6 figure post is a larp.

>>14270929
>AT LEAST 5 FIGURE
>5 FIGURE
>5
I had to reread that

>ANYONE WITH A 5 FIGURE SAT WORTH CAN POST ITT

I own 1.04 Bitcoin and about 115 link. Wish I got more link but whatever.

>>14270929
150k in Crypto the moment BTC hits 10k
C O M F Y

>>14272130
question: what do you do people with 6 and 7 figures do that keeps them away from /biz/ 24/7

>>14272180
what do you THINK* people with 6 and 7...

>>14272130

You shouldn't call all six figure posts larps just to make yourself feel better about holding smaller bags because it's not true.

I just took that screenshot of my port and I'm feeling real comfy.

Thank you based Sergey.

6 figures bitch

>>14271114
Just tracked it. It's a house where Sergey and CSW are living as roommates.

>>14270929
50k in crypto, will I make it?

>>14272437
Larp

>>14272543
You got me

>>14272473
>6 figures
>pre tax

>>14272605
Owned

Next time think twice before larping

>>14272633
Lol thanks for the advice. You're a smart guy. Hope you can scrounge up a couple more dollars from your 9-5 there to add to your bag before the bull run really starts. Sounds like you need it kiddo.

l'll be over $1M post-tax by the end of the year and it feelsgoodman.jpeg.

>>14272780
Larp more

100 ETH whale reporting starting to feel really optimistic

>>14272847
>29k usd
>whale
ok

>>14272631
What part of never selling don’t you understand kek

25k here

>>14272927
that will cover 1/1,000,000th part of the world's total wealth after the next bullrun. which equivalent to roughly 1 billion dollar today. safe to consider a whale.

>>14270929
17k Gang. (up from 700)

Thank you Bomb :)

>>14270929
Yeeeeah, I have become elite. Shitcoins ftw!

$45k in crypto and still feel like a poorfag. Until I break 6 figures it's pleb tier.

do you people really believe crypto will go anywhere?
Any well known company(google, facebook, jp morgan etc) are experimenting with blockchain by themselves and have no interest in these shitcoins.

>>14270929
Should have a lot more link but whatever. I also have $400k in bank and a ton of 401k. 35yo tho

>>14273101
Google just shilled Chainlink last week you boomer retard

Almost back to 4 because of ONE

>>14273122
checked. Ironically all the companies he names have connections to LINK
>Google partnered with LINK and paid developers to set the whole think up for the LINK network
>Facebook's head of blockchain is an advisor for chainlink and they communicate often
>JP Morgan in IC3