/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>14264789
jumpy to post today huh?

1. It’s too late. It’s far too late

2. This RKG is a fake. The real one is sitting on my face and calling me names.

3. We’ve priced in a trade deal, giving Trump no incentive to actually compromise on anything, making the trade deal less likely.

4. I still haven’t bought any gold, silver, bonds, oil, or defense contractors.

5. JUST

>>14264818
Please don't post blasphemy. This is a Christian board.

>>14264913
the next major bull market will be in memes and meme stocks prepare accordingly fren

Big 5 Sporting Goods will be a tenbagger over the next few years.

>>14264927
I’ve got enough LPTX, and a small portion of KBLB, but no BILI or BYND.

What memes are extra spicy?

VTSAX is the best

>>14264913
>I still haven’t bought any gold, silver, bonds, oil, or defense contractors.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wait what are you buying?
what else is there?

I've never been happier than the products from these beyond meat products. I've become happy that niggers are asking for reperations and furthermore i'm so encouraged that we are not going to war with Iran. I will continue to watch the mother of my children take penis after penis for the enjoyment of her and others so that I can call you all bigots and remind you that this is Obama's market.

>>14264926
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>>14264968
SWPPX has a lower expense ratio (0.02% vs. 0.03%). You're paying 150% the fees with VTSAX. That could be the difference between a comfortable retirment and abject poverty.

>>14264968
>BP My SJam

what did he mean by this?

>>14264989
Yeah we know, at least we don't treat him like a fucking prophet.

I can smell the Nano in the air.

BREATHE!!!!!!

>>14264989
Real Judaism has never been tried

>>14264972
Dips in Salesforce, Disney, Healthcare and MO

>>14265002
British Petroleum, My Spicy, Jewish-American Male.

>>14265000
https://www.etf.com/etf-education-center/total-etf-costs

nice trips

>>14264967
All of the moronic memes stocks thrown around here are probably a good start, this is about to go full retard to the upside the worse and trashier the stock the better

I almost had an /OIL/ boner.

>>14264968
wrong
USMV > VTSAX
>>14264989
wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=typ2pl2L47k

>>14264989
Let's cool it with the antisemitism, buddy.

>>14264989
we trying make money here dummyiot -_-;
delete this post

>>14264913
i'm pretty good at picking posters out... i think i called the real one out at least at an 80% record.... not that it matters.... what we need to understand is why so many traders want to encumber all of retarded knee pad girl's bags, to emulate her and her situation to what??? what is wrong in the physiology and psychology of these individuals that gravitate them to want to live a life on the verge of death??? it's mostly probably a response to trip fags, people like me... but at the end of the day... are you all faggots that want to pretend you are girls or something??? I am so fuckiing confused...

>>14265024
no you moron's he's speaking in a foreign language and you're too fucking ignorant to see it... he means war with iran is cancelled and to cut your losses on oil tomorrow. this shit will not last over the weekend.

>>14264926
i'm well aware, ive been promoting Him in this general for about 4 years now

>14264989
but He was also God
also offtopic

>>14264972
noncyclicals like WM are nice ones to go with

no idea if there is a noncyclical index, thats not a bad idea if there isnt one...

>>14265039
neato! is that the thread standard EST? or filthy west coast?

>>14265066
nice dubs, and i see what you did there

>>14265079
i assume its desperation, since the posters who appear to lust after herr tend to gradually have worse and worse portfolios

usually same kind of person who will give free real life money to a girl playing a game online (i think rkg has specifically said she does this now that i think about it, lol)

>>14265100
>checked
based trump getting us out of wars, instead of hatebonering us into the middle east even more

is pendulum still around or did he end it all after missing out on Bitcoin AGAIN. how terrible of an investor can 1 person be. literally all he had to do is buy bitcoin and somehow he messed it up. well later stock kiddies. enjoy your yearly vanguard 7% gains. I'm up 200% since December.

>>14265024
>Real Judaism has never been tried
Hey I like that, that's actually true
I will show them!

>>14265172
>noncyclicals like WM
what about super-late cycle, bottom of the cycle, where companies and municipalities cancel their WM and water service and burn trash and drink rainwater

>>14265209
the current pendulum posting is a fake, the real one died years ago
we're on the 4th or 5th one now
keep losing track

>>14265079
Am fun way for post

Leaving out articles is convenient, and mixing up conjugations is amusing. I get it.

What I don’t get is why you’re larping as a Jew when you’ve likely never seen one IRL. What flyover state you from?

>>14265100
Nice dubs, but I don’t see how his thread ID is saying any of that.

WHEN THE FUCK IS DVHL GONNA PAY OUT

>>14265237
>what about super-late cycle, bottom of the cycle, where companies and municipalities cancel their WM and water service and burn trash and drink rainwater
then you should own physical guns and ammo (as much as possible), along with rare foods (preferably with long shelf life), because that means money is about to be worthless

(pic unrelated)

DAILY REMINDER THAT TRIPFAGS ARE CANCER

>>14265172
Filthy west coast. I always have to remember that I'm offset -3 hours from Wall Street, and I have to wake up at 6:30 AM for opening bell.

>>14265301
we have jews in flyover states, they're all fantastic people
I assume that NY, FL, CA, and DC jews are far worse than midwest jews by reputation. but also in general people from those places are inferior to midwesterners, so there's that.

baggert wouldn't have turned out the way he did if he was a child of the midwest

>futures right now
A very normal healthy pull back. Hope AMD reaches mid 29s so i can sell and buy calls

we're all gonna make it?
quite the claim

Update.
They still cant break through my sell wall. try bigger market buys

>>14265807
>that price

Oy vey

>>14265807
Sorry. It's over.

>>14266022
holy heckies O_O
did ratsu just become millionare?

>>14265333
TRIPLE TRIFEEEEECTAAAAAA!!!

Plz remember to wish EbolaChan well, as Merck has developed unstoppable weapons to fight against her, and just needs an emergency situation so the WHO Can contract massive Merck Missiles.

SunSan, you really are making me consider investing in a firearm, and at least 1 (one) gold coin. Or a ring?

bonds > stocks

stay poor losers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL6dWDfs5x8

I don't think biggie or tu-pac would eat this beyond meat unless they got a phat cheque.

>>14265333
wtf after i read all that shit? you say it unrelated? I should put you in crutches asshole.

>crypto goes up
>stocks go up
>I make my whole paycheck in 30 minutes

Yeah fuck this job I'm quitting tomorrow they can go fuck their 2 weeks' notice.

>>14266253
yeah quit your jobs, it will help us on the short side... fucking moron...

>>14266262
Nah fuck you I ain't staying at a call center one more fucking minute.

>>14266301
you were supposed to be the one anon

the one to answer
the call

>>14266366
I have a smartphone I can get calls at home.

>>14266253
The top is in. This is the most reliable signal

>>14266374
hope you at least live with family or friends, so you have a place to live in case you lose money

are you young enough to get drafted for Persian Storm?

>>14266486
For Zion Don's Afghanistan 4: This Time it's Personal (to Israel)? Yeah, but probably not healthy enough and have too much Asperger's. Military is my backup in case everything goes to hell because Bachelor degrees get to be officers and that's a better use of my degree than fucking call centers.
I'd rather try and lose then play this good goy path of being a "really hard worker" so my bosses will feel like I'm doing good enough to make 2 dollars an hour more, if that.

>>14266486
>those fit tummies
God damn it My core is shit.
I don’t want these feels.
My form is all fucked up too, and I don’t think my injury healed right.

Why couldn’t I have better genetics? And environment?

>>14266486
Shit this picture makes me want to bring the fridge to the gym.

>>14266524
Yeah what ever... Just close your longs in the morning nothing's going to happen.

I'm officially THAT"S OFFICIAL officially dovish on the whole iran bullshit.

>>14266620
Are you high again? You sound like your'e high.

omfg what did I just do....

>>14266635
i wish i was high... im just drunk, but i just said the whole shit in iran is over.... which means it's fucking going to just start,

I'm too dumb to pick stocks and I just invest into Vanguards... will I make it?

>>14266576
u've tried planks?
serious planks?

>>14266611
Women don't understand how male lust actually operates. Women think that men experience women as "the Beautiful," as something pleasant and trifling that can be enjoyed at a distance and then allowed to pass on. They think that a picture of themselves wearing clothing that shows off all their fat and all their soft skin and warm nice holes is like a postcard with a picture of a beach on it. But to men, female beauty is not the Beautiful, it's the Sublime, it's not trifling but great and terrible, and it stirs something great and terrible and daemonic in man's subterranean depths that impels him forward to fuck things from roughly below and behind the prostate area.

When a man sees a picture of a beautiful sexy woman he feels half a million years of race knowledge thrumming in his veins, an infinity of sexy women reaching around behind themselves to spread their asscheeks and pussy apart with one hand and say "fuck me." He hears the drums from the movie Jumanji, his soul tangibly but invisibly leans forward outside of him grasping desperately for the pussy and gnashing its teeth. He wants to taste her holes and squeeze her fat and smell that combination of smells girls have that when you ask them what it is they say it's just normal shampoo and fabric softener but you know it's something more.

It's not fair to post these hot sluts constantly. The jezebels guy is right and this post is not an homage. I'm going to kill myself if I can't escape from this feeling soon. Women don't understand what they're doing. I saw a girl on a bicycle yesterday and I started thinking about what it would be like to be a bicycle seat for 10 minutes.

I'm out of ideas folks... i do not know what to do..

>>14266660
Just go to Philippines and drown in endless pussy for a few months dude. You will get over it faster than you could possibly believe.

>>14266677
I didn't just write that lol ;)
though there is some truth to it
not concerned with that kind of thing, I get enough local strange


>>14266656
yes

>>14266660
have you ever heard those words from a woman? "fuck me?" maybe then you'll understand shit like kissing and teeth clunking against hers, and oral sex like when she's using teeth around the cock, and shit like when your using teeth on her clit cause she's fucking cumming and fucking your face so hard you can't just bring them out of the situation..... just make sure women do understand what they are doing, and you're a fucking moron learning to be a man who killed him self... RIP Robin Williams the original Genie.. that's OG original genie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kupZj_TN_XI

>>14266660
>serious planks
What?

I can plank and should practice. But I can’t do cool variations and hollow-holds because my core is shit.

I should remember to do planks and cardio on my rest days.

>>14266712
actually I can't remember a time that I fucked a girl and she said "fuck me" before I started

they say a lot of other things, but I'm not a real good listener

>>14266725
Plank until your core is strong enough to do any other core workout?

>>14266729
That sounds better than giving up... but it still won’t get me a gf or even the strange that baggie and scoops seem to stumble into.

But what are “serious planks”

>>14266729
i should just kiill my self

I WANT CHEAPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>14266729
plank is bull shiit, just fucking do push ups and keep the body strait, and like fucking eat better. fuck it just kill your selves.

But in all seriousness TAP and K is both hitting the 1999 logarithmic trendline and might lead to a bull run.

why did robin williiams kill him self? Like he literally took a belt and hung him self.. Theres one asshole who reminds me every day to kill my self.. he must be a fucking veteran or something.

>>14266760
I want big beautiful big titted women to fall out of the sky too.

>>14266725
You do realize that you don't have to get in some ridiculous position to contract your abdominal muscles

>>14266760
of course they say well you wished too big, no I didn't I'ma crawl up in that bitches slimy cunt and rub my self all over it..

>>14266818
You really logged into your 4 channel dot org account just to post this?

What’s your point?

>>14266756
>But what are “serious planks”
I mean like get down and do real work until you muscles really hurt
same with any other core work, just gotta do it and do it. don't do anything to strain your back, but go hard on your core 2x a day if you have to, and it will be worth it.

>>14266796
>Theres one asshole who reminds me every day to kill my self.
I always kind of wonder about that... it's usually a one-poster, probably someone else on their phone?
but it's so persistent though

>>14266818
to be honest.. it's more of a body fat ratio thing.. and yes we can all flex and work out our core muscles... but what is more important iis the back and legs, the backs of the legs and backs, basically your ass and lower back, they're the counter-sync muscle groups... i just used to do yoga, and understand balance...

>>14266840
It's not that it bothers me, but that what's troubling that individual so much, they need to make it a habbit to do that to me???? It does bother me but not that much.

>>14266841
so you used to dance and do yoga???.......... Have you had enough gay sex today?

>>14266840
a serious plank is basically you support your self on only your for arms and stretch your toes pointed and have a strait back. You could go further and support your self on your hands and stuff.... that's way more than you're ready for in my drunk opinion.,

Complete stocklet here. Is the best route
>find one or two stocks that look like they'll bounce or rise
>find the recent supports/resistances, look for a trend
>buy the dip at the support
>don't set a stop loss because algorithms will jew you
>watch like a hawk for ~30 minutes
>hodl until you make a good profit or it nears resistance
>immediately sell
>call it quits for a day or 2 because commissions will dick you down
>if it actually just drops you can just wait a couple days or weeks and come back for a profit or a small loss

also is investment broker a good broker? investopedia says good things about them but I'd like to hear what /biz/ thinks

>>14266868
i kiinda want to have a gay 3-some with me a girl and another girl again.

>>14266868
i mean being the suck and fuck machine... i came in like 2 minutes and shit... it's still the funnest ride you can have.

>>14266875
Hey we kind of need to re-write the OP to have a better entry point for comments like yours

but basically you want to trade with TA based on stock price movement?
There is a lot to it, it's stock, sector, cycle, timing dependent.
there is no strategy that you could describe in 10x as many words that will always give you good returns, it's just more complex than that. ti's the biggest game in town, lots of nerds playing and they all want to win

as far as brokers, strategies, whatever, the most important thing to know first is what is your country? approx what is your stack size and investment goal?

>>14266649
Iran isn't going to do shit because they've got Chinese/Russian advisors embedded in them telling them how to react to CIA/Mossad gayops.
I.E. just do nothing, America hates making the first move.

>>14266910
dude are you that fucking dude that we all sent well wishes and said godspeed all the time on your last journey from us?

>>14266910
thank you for replying

I have ~10k I could use, realistically 8k I could completely lose and not feel horrible about. USA. I guess day trading or swing trading. I don't want to get rich or quit my job, I have a career I enjoy and make enough money to be happy. This is more of a hobby (or puzzle?) with the potential of getting some extra money for retirement or losing some capital I won't miss too bad.

>>14266910
if not I want to continue that anon the best, and as far as what your post is asking... RKG is pretty good at this shit, but she can't even post anonymously itt because of how she gets called out... the best strategy isn't going to work since we're monitered and shit... what will work is hard work and effort... a desire to succeed and small goals.

>>14266834
My point is that muscle contraction is the only thing holding your body upright. So contract those ab muscles and keep them fuckin contracted and you won't have any more problems

>>14266958
what I would do if I were you... is I would like not even buy the market since we're at all time highs... If you need to roll some of that into a retirement plan like you definitely should, but tell your broker you want to be in cash, then wait... I'm guessing you're young enough to actually buy into a bottom of some sorts, but undestand you're trying to avoid taxes.. Im assuming you're an american, and what ever our laws are diifferent from other countries... I don't care too much about other countries, but I'll continue to post here and I hope you make it.

>>14266943
>dude are you that fucking dude that we all sent well wishes and said godspeed all the time on your last journey from us?
I don't think so. I never really left,
when are you talking about? recent or long ago?


>>14266958
If you don't care about losing the money, then just go with robinhood, learn what you can, make your smartest trades.
You'll probably lose your money if you get aggressive.

If you're really smart, you won't waste your own money making your own mistakes to learn from, you will LEARN FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S MISTAKES who have lost money.
It's really an important point, you can save thousands, tens of thousands, millions, just watching and thinking.

the market isn't there to give you money. As a marketplace it's just there so that people can agree between themselves to exchange things.
The easiest way to make money is to invest in companies that become more productive over time. That takes time though. If you're impatient, you're looking for a seat in the most ruthless casino in the world.

>>14267018
understood, thanks. I've been playing around on a stock market sim for a little while, feels good to make mistakes and learn, i've made plenty so far. any youtubers or whatever that you'd recommend listening or watching?

>>14266997
iit's like newton's laws bro. every action has an equal and opposite reaction.. you do crunches all day you'll be 40 years old hunched over... you also need to strengthen the back, and if you don't cut fat you'll never see the 6 pack it doesn't matter how many crunches you do. Most people don't even need crunches, do squats, deadlifts, rows, bench, and strait pull ups. mix in yoga and cardio for heart and legs every other day.

>>14267018
na you're mountain poster... there was a poster probably 2 years ago posted a sky and said he was gone, but would be back... we all wished him well.. I love the mountains man... It reminds me of Alaska.

>>14267040
I can't help you with youtube recs because I don't watch youtube for stock market stuff. I like books, but you're going to have to do a lot of reading to really get into anything real.

maybe one of our other posters can offer a suggestion for video clips

I really enjoy the RealVision programming, but if you're looking to watch a video where someone tells you their strategy it's not really what you're looking for at all
https://www.tradingview.com/shows/real-vision-the-edge/how-i-got-my-start-in-finance/#renaissances-lapsed-academic

absolutely nice little clips though :)


>>14267081
I'm sure that your friend will return to you some day

>>14267018
>>14267040
>LEARN FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S MISTAKES
This sounds obvious, but it’s much easier said than done.

Until it happens to you, you will think you are immune to the emotions that come from a dramatic shift in value of an amount of money that matters to you.

Everyone thinks they are stoic until they face a crisis, then you can learn from your mistakes when you make them.

>>14267018
I wish I had never smoked.... but maybe I if I didn't I would have summited k2 and had nothing left to do.

>stocks going up
>gold going up
>fed "gonna cut rates next month"
>only cuz trump will fire fed chair if they don't
>spx all time high due to "future rate cut"
>close to war with iran
>china trade war
>almost mexico trade war
>economy is "strong"
>unemployment is "low"
>housing is "affordable"

>>14267109
Any books other than the pastebin you'd recommend? or authors?

>>14267007
The Sp500 just posted a Cup and Handle
the ladle has just been made and you say Sell the Index

>>14267163
i don't know how often the op is updated... to be honest ii don't read it. op is a fag like always.

>>14267111
yeah this is so true, it's really important to know

basically the short take is:
the stock market is the biggest game in town. There are thousands of corporations and hundreds of thousands of traders competing for trillions of dollars.
So you aren't just going to get the information needed to consistently beat the market(s) from a couple posts on /biz/, or watching a couple dozen youtube videos.

It's a combination of knowledge, discipline, hard work, and controlling your emotions. Just like every other discipline really, but if you want to 'win' in the 'stock market' on the short term the requirements are inhuman. Like you need a couple hundred cores, algos that you worked on for years, and a variety of drugs unless you were born superhuman.
or, just gotta feel it. gotta make it happen.

>>14267163
tell me about what books you've ever read that you really liked (any genre)

>>14267131
you are like 2 decades to give up on K2, if that is what you really want
you could summit in early Aug 2021 or 2022 if you really want it and are willing to wait for the weather.
Just another big icy hole in the sky

>>14264789
STOCKFAG NIGGER FUCK
STOCKFAG NIGGER FUCK
ALL YOU FAGS SUCK FUCKING STOCKFAG NIGGER KEKS

>>14267187
this is fundamentals..... your market is being driven on hype.

>>14267206
>you are like 2 decades to give up on K2, if that is what you really want
* 2 decades early

young man

>>14267217
apu i thought we were frens

>>14267217
>he thinks he's making fun of us

>>14267187
What does your TA skill say about this chart?

>>14267217
What are the other realistic options here, man?
>bitcoin which already exploded to beyond anyone's expectations
>some chink's altcoin with a random feature but no recognition or potential that sets it apart
>rahjeet's scamcoin invented in the last 2 months
>muni's or bonds or some other garbage barely above inflation
>physical goods that can be ruined or stolen
??? How else can I grow my money?

>>14267227
no... i have a heart condition.. I can't even enjoy roller coasters the way I used to... i mean you're right if I put in the effort my enlarged heart would be a benefit to my abilities, I just kinda don't work out... fine you're fucking right. i'll juul the whole way up some other mountain, fuck the chinks, fuck the niggers.... I have to climb the Alps or McKinley

>>14267280
it says wait for the next wave of pleasure before shorting the market.

>>14266760

After SPY hits 300. 300 is a round pretty number and the market likes round pretty numbers.

>>14267290
yeah just exercise my n-word I believe in you. cardio does wonders
ever thought about Aconcagua or Fuji (high altitude 'pedestrian' climbs)? I want to walk up those

(and if you can't ride a roller-coaster, what the HECK are you doing playing daredevil on the markets with the options like you do? If I were your doctor I'd write you a prescription for SPLV)

>>14267285
get a job, or get a better job
grow money slow in the stock market
be the scammer, either with low cap stocks or coins or tokens
steal
sell drugs
other entrepreneurship
what is your education level, what connections do you have?

>>14267285
Have you tried the Russian's scamtoken that is now being heavily considered by Google and is still under $2?

>>14267290
Bagler you should start with just hiking some fourteeners, it's really fun and not that hard. K2 is apparently incredibly overrated compared to how dangerous it is; my dad's friend Thor was a professional mountain climber and he told me an unbelievably horrific story about how a woman died of hypothermia in his arms as he tried to warm her up in a sleeping bag.
Mt. McKinley isn't *that* hard compared to k2 right though? Personally I want to make a spiritual pilgrimage to Kachenjunga. Have you been reading Evola or something? Why the obsession with mountains?

>>14267435
>Why the obsession with mountains?
people have been interested in climbing things before Evola...
It's a primal thing, wanting to climb on top of things, the feeling isn't something you get from a book (but there are books that try and describe it)

It's extra painful for me right now because I want to climb on top of things but I'd have to drive like 16 hours to get to anything tasty

>>14267280
dailey candles again...
these arent even the correct band width size, thats unacceptable whatever that is

Right now,, the LQD and 10 year treasury are above the monthly bollinger, just putting that out there. Remember, the monthly bollinger bands are like a trebuchet

>>14267475
Oh I'm well aware kekkies, it's just that Meditation on the Peaks is one of the two Evolas I actually like and becoming a post-Hindu traditionalist seems like the next logical step in Baggie's progression as a bisexual.
I've never done any really serious mountain climbing which I think is kind of regrettable, doing King's Peak here in Utah and Pike's Peak in CO were fun enough though.
>>14267508
I like daily candles niknik :(
hell, 5 min candles are probably my most used ones :O

>>14267508
Why the heck are you awake? Trading the Nikkei again?

Did you seriously just post about a cup and handle? Do I have to re-evaluate my opinion of you?

I have no idea what Schwab uses to make these, but you’re right that the monthly hasn’t been violated yet, still room for upside, but I really don’t think we’re getting a trade deal this weekend, and if we rally into the weekend... it’s could be a very bloody Monday.

When you say “never short the S&P 500,” does that include inverse ETFs like SH/SQQQ?

>>14267435
I don't read shit. I just remember a teacher, who was probably one of the best classes I was ever to be a part of. This was pre september 11th shit... He said China was going to be my generations problem. It was like 7th grade history or what ever, dude was in his fucking 60s at the time... But man was pretty accurate... He kinda looked like John McCain, but honestly... I'm inspired by him daily because he encouraged my dreams and inspirations. I mean I dropped out of school after I got my 10th grade to do drugs and fuck girls full time, but I will never forget what I learned from that class.

>>14267358
splv.... and give me a fucking few ice axes and don't worry about me ill speed run this shit.

>>14267746
shit he got sick my semester a bunch probably got the cancer or something.... the end of the year he wasn't there often and we had substitutes all the time... shit.... he was a great man thinking back.. that was 20 years ago. 20 years later and the inspiration still exists.

shit he died... i found this
Bernard "Bing" Bartick, Dr. Gerald Browning, Michael Ellis, Cindy Lathrop, Dr. James Mitchell, Joseph Pacheco and Nancy Spalluto; J. Terry Purcell was honored and inducted posthumously.

I had 3 of those teachers.

>>14267795
what we do now echoes in eternity nya~

>>14267830
no wait 5....

Interesting about LQD and the 10 year. Good on you for noticing.

Looks like we are in a bond bubble as well. Capital flight is in full effect.

How else do we profit from “Flight to quality”?

Art, cars, property, PM, all come to mind. Sotheby’s would have been a good idea if it didn’t explode in value after being bought out. Diamonds? Maybe even guns? Uranium?

RACE seems like a maybe, but assets like cars and guns depreciate very quickly. If you were a rich person, where would you stash your funds?

I’m going to continue to think on this one... appreciate any input, frens.

>>14267795
>>14267746
do you want to suck him off
did you suck him off?

did he inspire you to go all in on BYND puts?

>>14267679
>and if we rally into the weekend... it’s could be a very bloody Monday
assuming no new unexpected news, we found or level, we'll stay here until something pushes us up or down
no reason for a hard up today when market opens

>>14267543
you could use daily or whatever but probability goes to like 70%. Its like a rubber band. For long term success I think its best to wait for the 100% free money signal on the monthly bollinger.

[[KSS July 1st 2019]]
>>14267679
>why awake
I take a lot of adderall

>does that include inverse ETFs like SH/SQQQ?
Yes those are short the #1 indices in the world, so therefore I wont buy them. God Bless America and the golden bull run

>>14267832
1st grade Mrs. Lathrop put my in the special ED class because I told her I couldn't read, and I never read to the class. So I'd get taken to a room with actual retards with a different teacher. I still would refuse to do what I was asked even though I could read.... I must have been fucking 5 or 6 years old.

>>14267875
nice, the special kids probably get better snacks and stuff huh?

god I used to fuck with the pediatricians, they'd do the hearing and vision testing shit, and i'd just flunk it on purpose.

>>14267893
oh we definitely had a water cooler and shit, and our own special room... i remember screaming at this girl that was probably the product of fetal alcohol syndrome that she can sound the word out like her own name.... i think they stopped letting me go in that retard room after that.

the best was in 4th grade when i organized a walk out and got suspended for a few days.

man i looked that dyke kike cunt in the eyes days after curt kobain's suicide and said to her with teachers like you no wonder teen suicides are at an all time high. like fucking 9 years old or what ever.

>>14267904
thats not normal

>>14267937
hell yeah, when I was in 4th grade I got in big trouble for getting kids in the class to bring money and then taking if from them using a rudimentary dice gambling game I made up
>>14267965
Kurt Kobain was assassinated, Courtney Love was an intelligence asset from birth

>>14267937
Wow that's so cool u should post about it on your livejournal

>>14268065
Are you really old enough to remember livejournal?

>>14268094
unironically yes. It was the first place that came to mind for unadulterated blog posting from a tripfag

Uncharted fucking waters.

Do I market order sell MSFT, it's my only positive stock (+23%) on open or wait after G20?

>>14266673
Buy SNSS, it'll be popping back up in price again soon

>>14266660
>Not great, not terrible.

>>14267159
>housing is "affordable"
Literally no one has claimed that in 30 years.

Since when is namefagging tolerated

>>14267839
umm gold

>AMD PM
I can't wait till it hits like 29.60. Sell, then get buy my calls. Might even sell before then as not to get too greedy since my puts are 30 itm

What are y'all havin fo brefus?

Huh, it seems I recouped 2/3rds of my losses from yesterday in After-Hours. I'll take it!

REMINDER: WE HAVE AN IRC CHANNEL
#/smg/ on irc.rizon.net

>>14268685
>Japan style multi-decade crab market
>Weimar style hyperinflation

Pick 1

>>14268997
I would sell now. Really think a crash is incoming.

>AMD

What did they mean by this?

>>14270202
what happens after Weimarization? I forget

>>14270282
He fixes the cable?

>>14270321
No, they cut off your Johnson

>>14267159
The economy is so strong I don't understand why there are so many tent people pissing and shitting in the streets

>>14270413
It's "strong" because some of the dead weight has been cut.

Imagine how "strong" the economy will be once all the dead weight has been cut.

>>14270413
>>14270519
Every homeless piss shitting individual represents a pipeline of resources from the public sector to the private sector.

Homeless are $$$.

So an oil refinery in Philly blew up

>>14270577
Can I short philly?

>>14270587
too late lol. South phillys been shorted to hell and back

>>14268685
This time it's different

some of you guys are alright, say out of longs today

>>14270282
Holohoax 2: BLACKED EDITION

What to do if you have negative buying power? On robinhood. Why is margin being used when I didnt mean to use it? Has anyone had a similar problem? I tried to deposit money from my account onto Robinhood, but they sent it back. I only tried to deposit 2k but now they made my buying power in the negatives. I know this isn't customer support, but I'm curious if this happened to anybody else.

>>14270746
RH, lol

Why oh why did I switch to BYND calls.... I'ma choke a bitch!

>>14270746
>trading with margin

not even once

red day

>>14268997
>>14270217
Down 1$ in premarket already,

>>14270884
Nope.

Anyone else take my advice and go in on AMD puts?

>>14270953
Left my AMD puts. Probably gonna wait and watch it and if it gets into lower i'll start buying calls but this stock will go back up easily and quickly.

>>14270953
>buying puts in 2019

6 minutes ago

RUSSIA DEPUTY FORMIN SAYS RUSSIA IS READY TO HELP IRAN WITH OIL EXPORTS AND BANKING IF EUROPEAN PAYMENT SYSTEM IS NOT LAUNCHED - INTERFAX

Alright i'm satisfied with this open. Going back to bed. It's rainy outside.

>>14271061
They're also going to supply the Iranians and Palestinians with Beyond Meat tendies.

>>14271061
>FORMIN
Wait wasn't this a character in that Chernobyl show.

The simulation is breaking up again.

>>14271060
I literally made 600 dollars yesterday and 200 today. A month worth of work at my old job within two days. I actually just bought AMD calls because i saw a lot of resistance with the sell off during the open. I'll just buy more if it goes lower

>>14270873
I didn't choose to trade with margin, why did it trade, I specifically turned it off

> The US government's decision-making on responding to Iran is being done without a Defense secretary, and the acting Defense secretary has been expected to depart that role today after he withdrew from consideration for the permanent role Tuesday.

Trump tactically firing Pentagon heads to avert escalation CONFIRMED.

>>14271061
(cont.)

8 seconds ago

IRAN SHOULD BE ABLE TO EXPORT OIL IN AMOUNTS COMPARABLE TO THOSE EXISTING BEFORE MAY 2018 - RUSSIAN DEPUTY FOREIGN MINISTER RYABKOV: INTERFAX

>>14270801
Am I better of going to TD Ameritrade, and having that support than Robinhood. I've made a grave mistake having faith in RobinHood. I just wanted to make 10k on RH and transfer that money over to somewhere. how did it go so so wrong

European Union leaders agreed on Thursday to prolong until the end of January 2020 economic sanctions against Russia over the turmoil in Ukraine, a spokesman for the bloc said.

> Any new EU sanctions would require unanimity among all the 28 national leaders of the bloc and no new sanctions are expected swiftly as most others — including Italy, Germany and France — are opposed.

US is likely to increase its own sanctions.

Wewlad I am getting absolutely fucked on this $CGC call spread lol

Israel should be able to begin expropraition of their rightful land soon. Trump's just getting the rest of the allies on board first.

>>14271081
>I literally made 600 dollars yesterday and 200 today.
how much do you have in stocks to make that in 1 day?

Some of my stocks are up, some are down, and it's making me break even overall. Weird start to the day.

>>14271081
>I'll just buy more if it goes lower
pretty sure this is a bad habit, averaging down... with options

Oh shit it’s quad witching day?
How come you guys didn’t warn me?

I’ll be lucky to make it out alive today.

TIME FOR AMD!

>Facebook removed from S&P list of ethical companies after data scandals

how will they recover

>>14271041
Left them as well and bought into my calls. If it goes lower i'll average down on my calls but i doubt it. We saw a ton of resistance at open and now its in the green. I got 30 dollar 7/5 calls so i'm holding for high 30's low 31's

>>14271224
AMDCHADS RISE THE FUCK UP

>>14271229
by encouraging niggers to make stupid posts regarding reparations

>>14271232
I literally just replied to myself 3 different times thinking it was a different person each time
>>14271243
RISEN

>CHK back below 2$

>>14271196
what does it mean for price action?

>>14271251
could be worse.. you could be balls deep in BYND

>>14271229
>ethical companies
lmao

>>14271251
>I literally just replied to myself 3 different times thinking it was a different person each time
lmao

>>14271243
who?

I’m in a cafe and some bald boomer Manlet is behind me with some 6/10 blonde girl who is obviously 20 years younger

First thing I hear, I can tell it’s a rather intense conversation emotionally, but I hear the girl say
>I think of you as a friend


Lmao the eternal manlet boomer

I bought 2k slack at $38.90 am I going to be ok

DDDDDRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!

>>14271323
long answer - no

>>14271251
> RISEN
not
> RYZEN

>>14271323
?

>many crypto had a miny flash crash mere minutes before the markets open
something happening behind the scenes....I can feel it

>>14271093
ah, idk then, i always decline when RH offers me new "perks"

>>14271229
maybe thats what helped FB decide to announce its payment service, they were already kicked out of the SP500, so they decided fuck it, cant get removed from SP500 twice

I just bought 6 shares of chewy
See you all in lamboland

Why haven't we attacked Iran? They fucking attacked us first and deserve to get fucked.

I think the way stocks are moving today is starting to confuse Robinhood, it just moved my "break even" line down a lot from what it was 10 minutes ago, making my slightly red graph turn green

>>14271355
>They fucking attacked us first
sure they did

>>14271323
>catching a falling knife on the second day of a new stock

>>14271355

Because our president is a giant pussy

>>14271229
Is there an unethical fund I can invest in?

At which price should I start considering buying BYND?

>>14271418
Raytheon, Boiegng, Shell, Exxon Mobil.. list goes on !!!

>>14271355
Strap on a helmet and head over there rambo

>>14271371
yes, its a common RH problem, they fuck with the other charts too, not just the daily ones

pic related, various screenshots from yesterday

>>14271382
>campains on a platform of getting us out of the middle east, instead of opening new wars in shitholes no one cares about
>actually tries to fulfill this pledge
that bastard

>>14271355

It would be awkward to attack Iran on anniversary of Operation Barbarossa. (Didn't turn out well for that country who invaded)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Barbarossa

I think he just has to wait til the 23rd on Iranian time and we cool.

PS Put shorts on SP500 Sunday night if he do.

>>14271382
No, it's because he knows the American people don't want to expend more lives and resources in yet another war with a country on the other side of the planet with an outdated and insignificant military in service of foreign interests like Israel and Saudi Arabia. We've done that 5 times in 30 years, and we are not interested in round 6

Where does the money you have in Robinhood actually is?

Here in Europe with another bank associated with our trading account.

how does it work with robinhood?

>>14271431
I don't need a fucking helmet to pilot a drone from my living room.

>>14271441

They illegally shot down US aircraft (which is paid for by the tax payer BTW) and he does nothing but shitpost on his phone. He's signaling the US is weak

>>14271471
I'm not trusting you with piloting a multi-million dollar drone

front lines for you

>>14271475
>illegally shot down US aircraft
why were they in Iranian space?

>>14271441

American people don't give a fuck as long as they gots the Walmart gibs.

If Vietnam war happened when mellenianls were a thing, no one would bother do anything but make angry Tweets.

And it wouldn't be about the war... Just Instagram Thots

>>14271454
Im surprised Europe even allows people to trade stocks

>>14271486
then give me one of those cheap ones that cost like 20 bucks at walmart.

>>14271501
?

>>14271061
This confirms that the conflict is over the petrodollar system and that this is a proxy war between Russia and US. Possibly China and Russia have teamed up or have an alliance of convenience for the time being.

>>14271501
What the fuck does that mean? That’s one of the dumbest Meritard statements I’ve ever heard. Are you from Flint?

Where's MC Bobo? I wanna freestyle about spreading legs and fucken Iran.

>>14271489

it was international airspace

Someone said yesterday to buy up IRFX. Why? They crashed not even a few weeks ago.

>>14271577
>All Airspace is US Airspace.

>>14271454

>Where does the money you have in Robinhood actually is?
you mean where is your money at when its in robinhood account?
they use APEX for their finances, so i assume the cash is in an account with them through robinhood (or vise versa)


>>14271471
youll need to be able to afford a drone though, not to mention the logistic networks youd need to operate it

>>14271489
>>imblying

Quick question: On TD Ameritrade under My Positions, it includes anything you bought via DRIP into the total under Cost. Is there a way to see what I initially paid for the position without having to dig through my transaction history? It's screwing with my gain %s when I have some divvy heavy stocks

>>14271333
>>14271340
>>14271379
I'm financially ruined

>>14271586

INTERNATIONAL

>>14271617
>being able to shell out 2k just like that
yeah nah

>>14271617
its ok, its not like that was more than 10% of your portfolio

right?
>you do diversify your investments dont you?

>>14271631
>All Airspace not in US is international
>doesn't respect other countries airspaces

>>14271617
>I'm financially ruined

You lost 250$. That's hardly ruined.

>>14271587
It's the new equestrian class, you need to be able to afford, supply, and maintain your own combat drone, and then you get to pilot it in combat and high rank and prestige.

>>14271631
All airspace that ends with the suffix national is American airspace and protected by the chosen people's protector.

>>14271577
Sure it was.

>>14271475
No, he's signaling that Iran is insignificant. He's not biting on their cheap provocation, since he can just continue strangling them with sanctions. THEY are the ones who need a way out of their bad situation. Not us or our 1 random UAV they shot down. Now if they kill an American citizen or soldier? Yeah then I'm on board, let's glass Persia.

FUCK SATOSHI
FUCK DUDEWEED
FUCK DRUMPF

[User was Blammo’ed for this post]

There are anons ITT who didn‘t buy AMD under $30. There are also anons who don‘t own QYLD. Sad!

>>14271716
what's that app?

>>14271676
>No, he's signaling that Iran is insignificant

Nice mental gymnastics

lmao

>>14271705
you forgot:
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES

Oh noooooooooo

>>14271736
rip

>>14271721
Angry Birds

>>14271727
and you forgot:
FUCK KIKES

>>14271754
oh yes thank you anon

>>14271754
Kikes have never done anything wrong, stop being fucking retarded.

>>14271785
>oy vey!

>>14271741
what the hell did you do?

>>14271654
>hacker mercenary drone warfare dystopia could happen in your lifetime
>gang warfare might evolve from drive by shootings to inner city drone strikes or heliflopter mounted fly by shootings
yea sounds fun, if you can afford it

>>14271676
not sure about the insignificant thing (military hardware around them kind of implys that they are not insignificant, among many other reasons)
but why would trumpers start a fight when Iran is already tearing itself apart from sanctions? (if the sanctions arnt working, then why is Iran getting so jumpy and desperate?)

Trump made sure Oman warned Iran as the jet fighters were in the air on the way to targets, so maybe he was trying to coax Iran into jumping into a premature conflict (for dat sweet sweet self defense casus belli)

>>14271716
>he didnt buy AMD under $4
look at him, look at him and laugh!

>14271736
>14271741
does this mean youll fuck off and leave the general?

>>14271727
but thats not baggie

>>14271754
and thats never a part of his end of rant wrap-up
>sure is newfags today

>>14271754
>>14271727
I actually don’t have a problem with those.

They’re not the ones fucking up my gains today, except that they’re not buying enough weed.

>>14271785
>wanting war with iran
>saying jews never did anything wrong
>playing with the market
do you happen to be one baggie?

Why is the market priced higher today than it's ever been? Are people too fucking retarded to see that we're on the verge of war and that all the zoomers are going to be conscripted to kill sand nigger muslims? Who's going to cry to mommy and daddy that they need a new Iphone 12 when they're shitting in an MRE bag dodging IEDs?

>>14271814
Anglo elite mostly throughout history used Jews as a scapegoat whenever things got too rowdy in the-then class society (it was the same elites that invited them in the first place).

Most people always conjure up Jew ex nihilo and never bother to investigate who loaned their services and for what purposes.

Not that they haven't done anything wrong, but good bunch of the /pol/ rhetoric is Anglophile projection. Much like, freaking Hitler himself.

>>14271816
So are you saying long MRE bags

How do I play crypto with stocks? I know about GBTC but are there any good derivative crypto plays?

Beep boop hello fellow boomers I will receive some stocks soon through title transfer... What should I expect?

>>14271501
.t mutt with a 4 daily trade limit

What are stop losses even for if you can't sell in the given range. Talking about my cgc 42,50 stoploss which came down to effectively 40,80

>>14271853
OK Hu Xijin needs to stay in his little chinky lane
people were paying attention to some of his posts about China, because they were written in English. Even then it was only ever useful for news, any of his 'deep', 'big-brained' analysis was wrongs.
and now all the sudden this little chink fuck thinks he is an expert on geopolitics, just because he was getting some attention
no one cares Hu, fuck off
the drone was flying over the straits because apparently now we need to be the watchdog for all the oil tankers to make sure that if someone fucks with them, we have HD 400 FPS 8k hypercolor footage of it

the nerve of these fuckin chinks to tell us what to do with our drones
would love to stomp the shit out of this smug journalist, thinking he can tell CENTCOM what to do

>>14271930
Now this is based.

>>14271816
the crash wont happen until peak euphoria

just like last year, it wont be time to short until everyone decides to stop trying to short

>>14271843
RIOT is obstensively a crypto company, but they give shit returns compared to crypto (RIOT can crash at the same rate as BTC, but it has never risen nearly as much)

AMD and NVDA (GPU manufacturers) might be your best bet

>>14271867
>.t euro with negative interest rates
also, arnt leveraged ETF's illegal in most euro countries?

>>14271906
lol

stop losses aren't some magic insurance policy

>>14271949
I actually read the twitter post from that insect and I got a little mad, might have to go mow my lawn

>>14271853
some one tell that limp needle dicked, mouth breathing faggot to stay out of American affairs. His opinion on the matter can be printed along the other yellow journalist's at MSNBC and CNN.

>>14271930
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

USA FOR LIFE, FUCK IRAN, FUCK CHINA

So, I only just started trading stocks at the beginning of this month, (yes I know I am not using much money for it yet, trying to get a feel for it before I take any big risks), but look at this stupid rollercoaster I've made with my smart, and then dumb decisions.

>AQB

>>14272000
Welcome to the fun.

>>14271959
so you're saying I can keep the economy alive by DCA into tvix?

>>14272000
lurk more fgt

>>14272000
nice trips
your decisions were probably all dumb, or at least all 'not smart'.
you only label them smart/dumb later because they made/lost you money and you think that means they were 'smart/dumb' decisions

how much is <generic inflated tech ipo> going to tank in the coming weeks (slack)

I LOVE TRUMP! BUILD THE WALL! I LOVE TRUMP! BUILD THE WALL! I LOVE TRUMP! BUILD THE WALL! I LOVE TRUMP! BUILD THE WALL! I LOVE TRUMP! BUILD THE WALL! I LOVE TRUMP! BUILD THE WALL! I LOVE TRUMP! BUILD THE WALL!

Anyone know why GEO is shitting the bed?

What’s starting to look like cheapies folks?!

I’m liking this dip in DIS and MO. I can’t decide if I’m a fool for buying some chewy down here... time will tell!

>>14271964
Fuckin saved

>>14271866
I still fucking love this image. Especially that the expressions on the masks change in the last panel.

>>14271906
No stoplosses... I knew I was forgetting something!

So glad I cut 30% of my CGC and 100% of my HEXO yesterday.

>>14272000 (checked)
Lol welcome to the club. I should’ve just stuck to shit I understand like Apple and Disney, and buying Bernie FUD healthcare cheapies.

>>14271906
stop losses are like little tramp stamps that tell the whales what price they need to push the stock (to dab on all of yo gains)
stop losses are only good when day trading, holding something for a few hours, not a few days/weeks/months

>>14272000
nice triples!
and unfortunately, with such low capital, you will run into a major problem of lack of portfolio diversity, (not to mention not being able to afford some good stocks, such as LMT or BA)

also, are you burning yourself being impatient catching falling knifes? because thats another common beginner mistake

>>14272041
Fucking KYS already

>>14272042
Dunno, my CoreCivic also took a hit.
I can't find anything
maybe just someone big selling out?

>>14272043
I bought more HEXO today
I didn't buy CGC yet, my rule is to buy him solidly under $40, getting close
gonna need them weed products for Vietnam 5.0
trade war invulnerable BTW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM

>>14272099
I was worried about you. Glad to see you're still among us.

why are there so many angry people this morning, how much of /smg/ has puts expiring today?

>>14272021
if you got enough money to DCA from now until the crash (whenever that is), then maybe?

>>14272042
probably because you are such a rude fuck

>>14271371
Happened to me when I sold WORK today. Might just be pajeets.

I'm probably gonna close red today though

>>14271803
$CGC call debit spread, luckily my downside is limited so that's about the extent of it

>>14272148
>>14272148
>>14272148
>>14272148


NEW!!!