/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14256658
ahhh I could have put the IRC in the OP but I forgot.

here it is then:
#/smg/ at rizon.net
so far it's just some super secret IRC bros not saying anything but that's how all IRC channels start

it's a celebration

>>14256658
I‘m wearing a billabong t shirt rn lmao

Buy QYLD and write calls

>>14256577
> Damn AMD dipped harder than i thought. Is this the time to buy or are we gonna enter into the 29 range?

Looks like we're going to test the 30$ mark soon. I'm closely monitoring the RSI for potential buy signals, but we aren't there yet.

>>14256716
Pendulum must be proud. Also, buy AMD.

Can anyone even buy slack on Robinhood?

>Tyson Foods: We’re Activating the Ingredients for More Growth

Who told them how to activate their almonds?

>>14256684
First for @!#$ BYND YOU PIECE OF @!$#

>>14256752
I did :^)

Holy fuck my amd puts. If we dip into 29 and close in it with more than likely a correction tomorrow I might see 1k profit on this trade

>>14256836
extra tendies for you anon

>>14256858
I'm wage cucking lol. I work as a cart attendee at Target. 13 an hour ain't bad with a state mw of 7.25 and I'm 18

Also a lot of cute girls shop at Target and I get mires

come on Spx 3000
Fuck bonds, if you gave me a bond certificate Id rip it in half in front of your face!

I've been waiting to get my account verified for over a year now on robinhood wtf do I do?

>>14256884
how would you rate your skill of as a cart attendee?
what is the highest number of carts that you ever attended to in an hour?

I might have some 'carts' that I need 'attended' at some time in the near future. I could pay significantly more than 13USD/hr, if you're the right man for the job.

here comes the $WORK dump

Reminder that /smg/ discords and irc's are a sign of the top of the market. Prepare for your 30% or more correction...

>>14256884
nice trade, kid

>>14256884
As soon as you hit 1000 hours, sign up for the 5% 401k match. It adds up fast. In fact, you might want to set it up ahead of time. Do the Roth 401k at your age.

It’s literally free money, you just can’t access it for a few years, and when you leave you can roll it over into an IRA.

(It’s weird, their match is not Roth, but your contributions should be. So, you’ll end up with a rollover IRA and a Roth IRA)

>>14256957
Nah its holding up well, a positive sign for days to come this is heading to $60 soon

>>14256974

>>14256716
wow, how brave and powerful

>>14256936
Lol. I'm not a working man at all. At Target they literally have a machine that guides and then the entire thing for you. All you have to do is just steer it.

>>14256716
>pride month
>flag with a rainbow on it and zero (0) lions
END THE FED

Why did IFRX take such a big hit?

>>14257190
soon fren, very soon

>>14257228
Don't worry about it just buy the ultra cheapies now while you can friend.

>>14256716
>Social Justice, the new religion
They couldn't be making it any more obvious. But the morons swimming in it won't see it.

>Kohl’s STILL hasn’t found a bottom
What the fuck?

Why do I bother with this shit, instead of forcing more money into CRM and UNH on pullbacks.

>>14257151
5% match, please do the needful

>>14257250
Maybe it's because winter is over in Germany.
What other cheapies are there to invest in?

>>14257262
bought some kohls today for a quick flip, but I envisioned it will hit 45 this month before rebound

>>14257295
Buy XIN

>>14257322
Checked, check these out.
How come XIN?

>>14256716
Υοur country is officially gayland.
Your feds are the gaystapo.

>>14257360
Fuck

Anyone betting against Kraft tomorrow?

>>14257190
the gaystapo

>>14257360
Cheap chink divies

Anybody else beyond fucked?

Anyone else up 20% on gold?

>>14256925
Gotta receive the verification email they send, click the link in it (preferably on your PC), and verify your account. I think you can go to Account then Settings to have them re-send the verification email.

>>14257513
etf, miners, physical, what did you buy?

Any good market place where I can turn my btc to PayPal or send it to my bank?

>>14257513
yeah

>>14257587
SLV, GLDO, SLVI, GDX, physical gold and silver

>>14257383
do it ;^)
if you do, post position
KHC is the truth right now
might buy more

>>14257614
Just send it here bro. I'll deposit the money to your bank in a couple days.

14tiQY6Aki9N1TmxVbU8nw1z1DVL1jc4sF

Whoa LPTX! Take it easy!

How the fuck has BYND managed to gap up every single day and not drop 20% this week?

Did anyone check the MLNT train yesterday?

What this pattern called? Buy the dips pattern?

I’m really worried about them rallying into earnings. Every cannabis ER has gotten wrecked, could they possibly make it through unscathed?

>>14257309
They can’t seem to stop the bleeding, but I can’t imagine they are really worth this little
>envisioned
...

>>14257383
Poor Mr. Kraft macaroni company ruined all because he wanted a massage!

>>14257367
It’s just gay month. Rape culture to resume in July.

>>14257728
LEAPBOYS WE FINALLY MADE IT!!!

>>14257728
Yeah damn shame i was gonna start to DCA into it again. Oh well it'll probably drop again before long

Kroger doesnt deserve to be down
if only they could increase margins more. the large specs that bought up the initial dip this morning must think they can

>>14257841
>Oh well it'll probably drop again before long
Nooo whyyyy. Actually why is it going up now?

>>14257714
Small bet

>>14257262
They give me a 15% discount + you can't match the qts

>>14257947
> need it to go to 30.60 in a week just to break even
> in this market
> getting hit for 10% just on the spread to get in/out of the position

hey nice bet dude.
I hope it pays off for you :^)

>>14257728
https://investors.leaptx.com/events/event-details/leap-therapeutics-inc-2019-raymond-james-life-sciences-and-medtech-conference

Probably this.

>>14257950
First of all, it’s a 14.5% discount, because of the way the red card and employee discount stack.

Second of all, I’m talking about their 401k plan, and you REALLY need to look into that, because it really can pay off. Using free money to buy stocks is a sick benefit.

Thirdly. Yes. The QTs are phenomenal. But the milfs... oh my god the milfs...

>>14258024
Thanks, feeling good

>>14258041
Indeed, this is the first time they’ve responded so well to a catalyst in a while. I’m trimming at 1.75 and DCAing lower if it gets there. I got very discouraged but obviously, now I’m wishing I’d have thrown more money at it when it was looking like bags of dead money.

I forgot to actually watch their presentation, or poster or whatever, I get it mixed up with VSTM sometimes.

AMD sub $30 time to buy lads

No Slack PLEASE don't fuck me I'm the ass I can't take it!

Why would I use anything but Robinhood?

>>14257840
heres the thing, 10 days left until July monthly candlestick
If theres no rebound for KSS next week, it will open below the month bollinger band and you know what that means

100% free money baybee

>>14257856
Think they just made a comment or something about results. So it's just hype. See: NBRV this week. Could have scalped my open calls but i didn't and then I'm back to where i was a week ago.

Meh

>>14258284
Shit execution

>>14258284
It's lacking a lot of tools and uses shitty market makers on purpose. If you're trading more than five hundred shares at a time, established brokers are a better deal

>>14258284
no DRiP

>>14258310
Oh boy, I love your 100% free money™ moves!
Been a while since the last one!

>>14256716

>>14258087
This is probably a mistake, but I'm gonna hold all of my LPTX.

>>14258113
Not loading up on AMD last year was a mistake.

>>14258284
Honest question, does a single serious investor use Robinhood? I have never touched Robinhood, but I heard from friends that it lacks so many advanced tools (with more) that they can't even take it serious.

>>14258510
you can be a serious investor with robinhood. wont have the frills of other platforms, which is mostly for trading anyways.

>>14258510
It's meant to be a platform that makes investing available to the layperson. It's also super convenient and has a nice UI/UX (on mobile at least). I think in combination with other tools/research platforms (Tradingview, Koyfin, Morningstar) it can work for a serious investor.

Just bought more on the dip of SNSS. That shit is due to shoot back up within a week.

#FREEMONEYMOVE Short Beyond Meat, Short it back to 20$

I just got unbogged on Natgas

>>14258510
I think it's great for learning, at least that's what I'm using it for.

Jim Cramer:
>...Slumberger and BP coming back. And if the oils come back, well jeez it is just really late in the cycle [chuckles]
Also Jim Cramer:
>My dad only hit me twice, I think ... now different era, you get thrown in jail for that stuff

Paraphrasing by yours truly. Sounds like he's in a rough way, I'm guessing he'll be having to take a sick day soon. Or is taking a LOT of pain killers today. Time is such a bastard, take care of your spines kids. Take care of all of your bones!

BUT SERIOUSLY,
Late in the cycle is a good thing, right?
He means... we're due for a reincarnation, the cycle is about to boost, right?

>>14254518
Based. I'm going to start following her twitter.

It must be nice to be a wealthy boomer with qt millennials looking up to you and laughing at all your jokes, making you look good and stroking your ego.

>>14258592
This. RH until 10k, then switch to Interactive Brokers is my plan

>>14258610
Late in the cycle? What did he mean by this?

>>14257723
Okey, can u give me some contact like email?

>>14258610
the talking heads and internet Jeets always say the opposing thing about oil
"oil is mooning, its late cycle!"
"oil is crashing, its late cycle!"

The truth is that the new 10 year bullrun cycle started in January. Also get Tradingview for your charts like WOW

>>14258685
no

>>14258706
Just give it to him David.

> dat end rally of SPY

New ATH soon?

>>14258688
That’s just a Schwab quick-view autogenerated chart thing from the volatility tab, helps me keep an eye on when we’re demonstrably overbought/oversold according to the bollies.

>more bullish than Cramer
You’re one of my tip top favorite market analysts, with a great record, but have you EVER been bearish on the market?

I don’t mean full on gommie sky-is-falling, but even just like “hey, we’re overbought”

>AMD closing below 30 and going into mids
>>14258042
Do you want me to work for you or target breh? Who are you shilling for?

>>14258688
Dubs confirm

>>14258881
we're closing all time high right now

>>14258939
I’m just trying to get the little zoomer to take advantage of the 401k match. 5% is decent.

>>14258977
how bout instead just put the AMD puts in the bag

>>14259008
Christopher are you using again?

>>14258933
>but have you EVER been bearish on the market?
literally never. Only things I short are the Vix and Treasuries.
Always 100% in stocks and trade with margin/add money every other month. Because I only look at the historical facts and only listen to the best SPX trader in the world, Ciovacco.

When I first started trading I was told something important: Never Ever Short the SP500 under any circumstance

Well, ding ding ding. I got bled for 2.85% today due to this weird dip with SNSS but I just bought a bunch more of it at the lower cost.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .30%, def pulled too much into cash. Busy at work so no tradies today, probably none tomorrow either. Oh well, congratulations on ATH, margaritas half off tonight!

>>14258933
Well since we are at an all-time high it pays off to be a permabull

>>14259086
Down a touch, nothing too crazy

>>14259086
up 1.34%
finally broke $1.2 million

I work at Whole Foods. I may be mistaken but i think they match five percent too. Glad my zoomer ass never withdrew that, checked and i got 1k banked in there after a few years. Not much, but hey it's better than nothing.

>>14259086
Up 2.04% ($486), mostly due to SCHK, CHK and LPTX. Also based AQB. I expected it to dip this morning, but this bad boy actually climbed back up all day and closed green.

>>14259086
Not bad day, but I slept in until 3, so probably could have done better if I made a trade

>>14259124
congrats bro. net worth or stonks

Still bearish on the very very short term of AMD even though it closed at 3.00

>>14259086
Up 12%. Betting against Kraft is already paying off

>>14259139
Yep. 5 percent. I mean is that "great?" no not really. But they started doing it i think immediately. My new employee doesn't match until a year, but the damn contract is only a year so I'm glad i haven't left whole foods yet.

But on that note, i am gonna leave soon. So what do i so with my 401k? Roth ira? Leave it be?

>>14259183
>stonks
Stocks
I have anther $67 in my bank account

>>14259086
Up almost 100% today. It was a good day. Hope tomorrow will be even better if we get a pull back with my AMD puts so that i can sell them then buy some cheap calls.

>>14259086
Down .22% because of AMD but I buy the dips so no big deal. Everything else in my port is looking good.

>>14259086
Slowly, im climbing back
Back from the brink

Thank you dudeweed, bitcorn, and Merck!
Fuck you ETH.

>>14259249
Rollover into an IRA at a broker, I believe it doesn’t even count into your yearly IRA max.

But you can only roll it into a roth if it already is a Roth 401k.

What level of cognitive dissonance is this?

>>14259259
Buy hard once it hits mid 29. No way we see it dip lower than 29.50. Way too undervalued.

>>14259259
>tfw i'll never be a gundam versus battle commander

>>14259287
Oh gotcha. Ok, I'll put it in a traditional IRA then. Can probably just leave it in fidelity i bet, since that is who it is through. I really haven't played with it too much since fidelity has a shitty website and i don't understand all the options.

Cheers, fren

On the topic of roth ira: so let's say i have a qt wife im buying a home with: can we both use our contributions to put down money on a home if we meet all the other guidelines?

>implying any of this will happen in my lifetime

Might take tomorrow off from trading. Draghi made me lose my rhythm.

>>14259318
I wonder why The tax cuts get hated on so much when they:

-L i t e r a l l y saved the majority market from a debt cycle
-gave companies so much extra money they not only rose wages but paid shareholders handsomely

just look at the severity of the credit spread in 2015 compared to now

>>14259267
>start trimming
>CGC and crypto moon higher
FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!

(Sorry I doubted you, ETH)

>>14259462
Just 17% of Americans think their taxes were cut. Liberals openly patted themselves on the back for misleading people about them to make Trump look bad.

>>14259555
>he trimmed? PAMP EET
You just got /MURPHYSLAW'd/

>>14256918
>Fuck bonds, if you gave me a bond certificate Id rip it in half in front of your face!

Nice.

>>14259636
>mfw my shit state keeps raising taxes and the cost of living
FUCK ILLINOIS AND FUCK SHITCAGO

>>14257840

Do not mess with dude weed earnings. Especially Canadian dude weed earnings. The government has not been easy to work with as far as fixing the supply line problems. Government is treating the whole thing like they low key want it to fail, despite the fact that legalization was their idea.

>>14259443
Pls take it off from posting and KYS

>>14259721
What's going on big guy? Having a tough day?

>>14259086

I am officially out of the bioshit trading biz for good. It feels extremely freeing. The monkey is off my shoulder.

Also made a nice day trade on 2x S&P today.

>>14259781
Buy Galt and hold.

>>14259694
> high taxes and crime
the fruits of voting democrat

>>14259086
1.9%

Buying NGE and MD
No joke

is tehre any way in excel or google sheets to haev it automatically record a particular cells data every day?

i dont want to keep track of my portfolio every day manually but i'd like to know its value daily just for fun

>>14259807

Would unironically rather short the vix right now, with indices at or near ATH. Never ever again. Bioshit a shit. A SHIT.

>>14259694
You in Cuck county or out here in DuPage?

>>14259715
That’s why I’m trimming, but still below my basis here. Not sure what else to do here.

>>14259807
There’s only one poster dumb enough to shill for for tripfags around here...

>>14259826
Get in the robot, Shinzo

THREALY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

reached ATH in my investment accounts. not sure about my work 401K but it should also be bretty good.

GOLDEN BULL FOREVER (kidding, I'm hoping for a 35% fall to scoop up cheapies)

>>14259694
You never should’ve done socialism bro.

(Unless you’re Scandinavian)

>>14259889
I'm in central Illinois but I hate Shitcago for being the source of everything wrong with this state. Chiraq needs to be kicked out and stay gone.

Are utilities or REITS safer

>>14259960
My uncle moved from Kansas to Chicago two decades ago and slowly became hardcore Republican out of hatred for Democrats there.

>>14259987

Utilities I think.

>>14259854
use mint.com

>>14259960
I feel good knowing that my taxes are going to help those in the inner cities get the hand outs so they'll stay there in poverty and leave me the fuck alone.

>>14260013
>>14259960
I moved up here for a job
DuPage isn’t that bad, at least where I live.
Waiting for my company or one of our competitors to open a location in or around Idaho, Montana, or Colorado then I’ll be out.
I drive through central IL when I go down to St Louis. Are you south enough to be a cardinals fan? ;)

>>14259960
Why not just move to a border state? They're all better

>>14259057
>Ciovacco
What’re your other favorite resources (YouTubes and tweeters)?

I just finally made an account :3

What should I buy?

Microsoft seems to just keep going up and up do you guys think it will ever crash?

>>14260326
Insider trading here, Qualcomm gonna be good in the coming months

>>14259057
>best SPX trader in the world
this gonna me howmember some day :O...

>Never Ever Short the SP500 under any circumstance
<_< shorting top was how made tons of money today

>>14260394
What makes you say that?

>>14260242
uhhhh I like ppcian on youtube because he does in depth analysis of dividend stock balance sheets (like CPB). ppcian is aparently bearish on the broad market though and all about 'muh dividends through thick and thin' so I dont trust his opinions on anything but reading dividend stock balance sheets for me because Im lazy

other than that,
Ciovacco is literally the only person I trust on the overall market. on twitter I think I just follow them + a bunch of banks. Excuse me for gushing, but Ciovacco is literally a 200 IQ genius. just watch these 2 people


>>14260397
You cant lie to me, we've been through this...

>>14260397
You have been on fire lately, you should start a Twitter account

>>14260465
They're gonna roll out some big partnerships

>>14258947
You're a big bull.

>>14260532
Good choice on Ciovaccio anon

guys I need penny stocks, and I mean real penny stocks nothing above $1.50, send me your shit stocks.

>>14260677
URAFAG

>>14260677
HMNY

> used some profit from stocks to get another GPU into my PC, cost $200
>as of tomorrow ill have mined $50 worth of ETH in the past month
>shits going to pay for itself by the end of summer if prices dont move

and soon ill have enough crypto in cold storage that ill be able to stop holding crypto on RH, meaning more money to put into stocks!

me already strongest trader around
me have no master and will never O_O

since everyone options inferior to mine listening to some twitter guy will just dull senses


>>14260532
no lie ;_;

>>14260552
ty but
no because then will become just another

>>14260677
DF

>>14260677

No you really don't. Really. If you want pretty volatility was reasonably good chance of a profit take able spike up in future, go with one of the multi-state operator US based dudes weed. Cresco Labs, Curaleaf, Acreage Holdings, maybe CWEB (for CBD play).

Penny stocks aren't just shit because the companies are smol and vulnerable. These stocks also trade on low volume, meaning poor liquidity, meaning you can't necessarily get out pronto on an acceptable price if the spread isn't favorable for it at the time. This is death to short term trading. Also, with a penny stock, it can sometimes take less than $500k to move the direction of the share price significantly. Meaning you can get dunked on whenever a single trader with some capital to throw around feels like it.

>>14260753
psycheeee
you said you shorted at 2930 yesterday during the choppy action. then your money became mine

>>14260753
You said GALT would recover at 3 dollary doos. Now it's back above 4.

>>14260753
>me already strongest trader around
>me have no master and will never O_O

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

>>14260775
>If you want pretty volatility was reasonably good chance of a profit take able spike up in future

this sentence came out weird. i'm sorry.

>>14260847
ewww gross no way
me closed that short second time SPY hit 292.50
wasnt amazing money but still profit

Got 400 QYLD now. Literally a money printing machine, we on the road to 2k shares tho. AMD itm calls are going to fund this little venture.

You didn't get baited into thinking Kraft will be up tomorrow, did you?

Some of you guys are alright, don't go long tomorrow

>>14259938
how do i into dividends?

>>14260893
GALT recovery am like $5.50 -_-;

>>14260971
>my id is almost a green PEPE
I repeat, don't go long tomorrow

>>14260971
<3 !!!!!!

PEE
U
ME

>>14260927
u benadryl hallunicating :999

>>14261008
>PEE

>>14260971
I really like that ID

>>14260967
Don’t doubt KHC
https://crunchforce1.com/

Road back to $90 is long, road to $33 is really short

>>14260967
I've been holding KHC since I bought it at $33 in April. I don't know what's happening, but at least I got those dividends. Will hold through earnings this month too.

I'm a bear and I want to die. I'm a bear and I want to die. I'm a bear and I'm dying. I'm a bear and I want to die. I'm a bear and I want to die. I'm a bear and I'm

>>14260972
1.) buy a stock that pays dividends (WM and LMT are good ones)
2.) hold the stock through the ex div date
3.) continue holding the stock for another 3 months, through the next exdiv date
4.) keep doing this until you die (or retire)

>>14259425
Yes but 2bh you should save down payment separate and not touch the ira

Thanks PG&E
A bit of blogposting, but my tqqq dropped just enough to trigger my trailing stop, and I lost out on the gains that occured after noon. Wished I had dumped the rest in PG&E. Oh well

>>14261036
>surely these shoes will save our dying snack company

>>14259694
At least your elected crooks go to prison.

>>14261082
This market makes no sense to me anymore. Hope means more than reality, it makes me sick.

Am I reading this right? BYND down 5% in after hours trading? My puts are like almost at the money.

>>14261210
Those shoes are just the cherry on top*.
Those shoes are just the metaphorical ‘slam dunk’ on the competition.
Those shoes are just made to run** the victory lap as KHC continues to grow its momentum and share price.


*note: product contains no actual cherries
**note: these are not running shoes
note: product was manufactured in a facility that also produces nuts

>>14261239
I dern told ya this morning BYND would have a dumpening today but was called cocky

>>14261036
Mr. Peanut has always seemed incredibly sinister to me, I REALLY don't like those shoes

>>14261360
>i make random guesses and take credit when i'm right

What's the best stock app for Android? Something like the one on iOS with a good widget.

>>14261389
>random guesses
>massively overvalued veggie patty company with dozens of toxic ingredients that doesn't taste good won't dump massively in the short term

>>14256658
Is Acorns a meme or a legitimate way to invest?

What about Bumped?

>>14261431
ok let me know when you're a billionaire from your genius intuition

>>14261138
Damn but i don't want those filthy kikes to get a single cent of my money if i can avoid it

>>14261487
I will be tomorrow once beyond gaps down

>>14261466
just buy SPY and QQQ through RObinhood or some other more established broker dont use the things that charge tons of fees and do meme stuff

>tfw you caught a falling knife

How do you guys dispute people that say cryptocurrency is the future?

>>14261707
I bitcoin really does go to 90million like they say, then i'll be fine because I own a bitcoin as a hedge

>>14261707
Future of bag holders and IRS audits

In other news, I finally feel my financial situation improving. I started using You Need a Budget and holy fucking shit once you start to lay it all out, it's crazy how much easier it is to get your finances sorted out, and even crazier to see how much money you waste on dumb shit.

About to sound like a middle aged housewife, but this is really something they SHOULD be going over in school. It is something I think would be seriously helpful for the economy and our general overzealous consumerism.

reminder that galectin-3 is absolutely central in liver fibrosis and that GALT's drug is the only galectin-3 inhibitor remotely close to hitting the market
early stage NASH can be reversed through diet and exercise changes, late stage fibrosis (F3) and compensated cirrhosis (F4, in which GALT is the last company standing) are the areas of unmet medical need in NASH

>>14261107
what is ex div date? date when they pay divs?

>>14261543
not all kikes are filthy, but i've got to be one of the most slimiest kike nigger faggots alive.

>SPY hits ath
>influx of newfrens asking how to invest
Buy high, sell low. A classic /biz/ paradigm.

>>14261707
Of what? It'll never replace anything, but it has a place in the world of transactions, and hopefully it'll hold governments accountable someday. (ie the state of china currency)

Investing? I mean the tards are right, there is more to be made in crypto and it isn't subject to all the stupid rules stocks are. But it's extremely dangerous, and way harder to predict and understand. You can make great gains in the stock market with either leverage or options, and while they may not moon, you at least can stand a better chance of being right.

It's basically a "95 percent chance of being up 7 percent" vs "a 10 percent chance of being up 200 percent" or some shit like that.

>>14261774
also reminder that high galectin-3 levels have been associated with tumor metastasis, lowered overall survival, and drug resistance in numerous cancers, as well as in inflammation and protein aggregation in multiple neurodegenerative diseases (Alzheimer's, Parkinson's)

>>14261747
wait so you're saying you're looking at your own balance sheet and are in shock? Do only Jews teach this shit to their children?

>>14261833
Pretty much. No wonder why everyone is in debt in this hell hole.

>>14261747
What were you wasting money on
I never budget in my life. Once I pay my mortgage and utilities, all other money goes towards food, alcohol, drugs (jk don’t do drugs kids), or stocks. So most of my money ends up going to stocks ;)

>>14261833
My mom was a registered financial whatever and didn‘t even teach me. Had to teach that shit myself. Boomers are worse than jews.

>>14261865
Is your mom hot though?

>>14261884
Asking all the right questions, this guy.

>>14261865
Maybe it's like nature vs nurture, and I probably asked the fucking questions.

>>14261865
>>14261857
It’s 100000% more important for your parents to teach you the “buying things and spending money won’t make you happy lesson”, instead of the “save money and be smart with money so you can buy things to make you happy later lesson”.
It might seem like a subtle distinction. but if you train someone to budget and save money, that’s not the whole picture. You’re just training them to ignore their unhealthy impulses.
What we really need to do is treat people to have healthy attitudes about consumption from a foundational level. Even if you’re a multimillionaire and you CAN afford to consume to a high degree (buying all kinds of junk every day) it’s still unhealthy.

>>14261862
Uh lemme see. Spent a lot on eating out. Already cut that down in half. And in general I was spending too much money in other areas in my life like just dumb shit and trinkets. I guess I couldn't just visualize where all my money was going (blame the credit card jew) but hopefully I'll have it paid off soon. I could take it out of my baby stock budget, but I currently stand to make more than I'd lose with credit card interest lol

>>14261940
Yeah, mine never taught me that so that was my biggest problem. I'm just now coming to terms with that (and I'm 24 lol)

boy I really really hope BGS doesnt fall through support

Hey guys I got a solid stock I want to share with you it's a low cap fast earner that's hit the market by storm it's called BGFV and it's already at 2.20 if you read the graph Japanese style it's been nothing but UP UP UP in the past 12 months. It's a sporting goods store with really solid fundamentals and I'd hate to leave you guys out of an investing opportunity like this one so check it out

>>14262138

Tell me moar about this sporting goods establishment sure to make me fabulously rich.

>>14262138

Americans love sports
Americans love stores
So we’re already firmly in “buy” territory when I hear that you’re telling me about a sports store. :^)
But if it’s been up for a whole year, couldn’t that be seen as a negative? Maybe it’s too late to buy in...

>>14262171
Hannah Barron. Patrician taste.

>>14262171
>tfw no catfish noodling country qt3.14 gf
feels incredibly bad

>>14261747
>but this is really something they SHOULD be going over in school
The people in charge of making decisions like that are totally fine with the way things are presently, despite copious protestations to the contrary.
Much easier to run up bubbles and keep people in debt this way.
Just help you and yours. All you can do.

>>14262171
She cute

Where have all the bears gone?

So another day has come and gone. Oh look more Profit has came my way again today. GE is on the Rise, you all thought me insane but It seems I got the last laugh today. So far this year I've not lost a single dime and it's been nothing but Profit baby so let the good times still Roll on says I.

T babies are mine for the Glory Days ahead while AMRN and NBY will see me earn some major Profit in the not so far distant future. My other holdings will see me keep making Profit to, all the more Green Cash Bags I'll have to add to my stash. So the only question remains is just how many sacks of cash will AMRN and NBY fetch for me. Will it be 18k or 40k? Who knows for sure. I don't give a damn which it is cause my whole investment amount is only 14k to boot. So no mater what happens I'll make back all I got in. Then T babies shall keep me nice and warm when I'm an old perverted 65 yr old man.

>tfw ICPT bagholders unironically think they're going to get bought out by Gilead

Gilead already has an FXR-agonist which is better than ICPT's (non bile acid FXR agonist, so safer)

>>14260971
What is life like on a US aircraft carrier, dear p3p3?

Can you sea the deserts of KSA or just the sea?

>>14262418
Time to Pray: "Oh Holy Buyout plz Gift me with Bags of Cash or Cash/Stock Mix. Let AMRN and NBY get the Buyout Blessing" Hear my Prays oh Holy Buyout.

>>14261466
Acorns is pretty legit - just set it and forget it. Round ups are a nice way to easily contribute as well. If you want to go more trad get a Vanguard account.

>>14262388
That might be the greatest sell signal of all...

Unironically, most people posted gains today. I think there’s only no green wojac because it’s not nearly as fun as pink wojac.

I am now become very disconcerted.

>>14261940
Stop spreading lies.

Please keep consuming quality Marlboro™ Cigarettes and attending Disney Mouse fine amusement park!

>>14256716
So gay.

I sold more galt to double down on chewy. How awesome am I?

>>14262792
You will live a life of regret.

>>14262388
I'm here son, I won't leave until I pop 3 hot ones on the NASDAQ

>>14262590
My desire to sell is inversely proportional to the amount of pink wojaks posted.
AAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL

>>14262831
Ya think?

>>14262388
Ded

Who bought the dip in UNH today?

This acquisition seems like really good news. I’m tempted to try and buy a few after hours shares, but the market feels primed for a pullback.

>>14262949
Oh wait. After hours ended 20 minutes ago.

Still... I want to buy more healthcare.

You know what
I feel bad for some of the females out there
the kinda-ugly mannish looking ones
because back a decade ago, you'd see one, and just say "damn, that's a mannish-looking woman". But now, for these borderline cases I feel like I have to double or triple check to guess if they're trans, and be careful what I say around them, because I never am really sure that they're not a dude in a costume.
Sometimes it'll just be an androgynous looking girl with short hair. Sometimes, more middle-aged and grizzled looking woman(real hard to tell).
These women are like the biggest victims of all the trannies running around. because in 2010 you wouldn't even think that they're some tranny, but now in 2019 you have to assume it's 50/50 odds, maybe less or more depending on location

also futures R down AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey it's baggie here... I'm too fucking drunk and don't give too much about the future of this market. I can tell you we've reached a peak, when the market will understand I don't care. What I will tell you is that we've been seeing signs along the way the journey is getting more difficult, while at the same times we see technology telling us it's only going to get easier. So on that fuck it, eat some wet pussy, suck cock, fuck have fun and uhh we're all going too die anyway so just make sure not to use condoms and create a mess for some one too clean up and help the gdp, since every transaction increases gdp, it's best to make as many as you can. Also, make sure you encourage young children to kill their parents and them selves. thank you for playing.

>>14263045
^was actually bagman.
oh and don't forget to short bitcoins since the only money funneling into it is as fake as the meat from BYND

>>14263045
Filtered

>>14263076
just fucking short when yoou see vix hit 12, that's when you know its time to go.

>>14262831
>>14262792
the warrants will make up for his losses in CHWY even if he sells his whole GALT position

Me cum up with genisacul plan 4 2marow

Gonna try making unprofitable trade >;D

>>14256925
You may have another account on Robinhood email them.

>>14261690
Me caught two falling knifes X_X
CHK & AKS

NEVER BET AGAINST 210+ CARBON COLD PRESSED STEEL

>>14263132
Me mathematically voodoo next place buy TVIX @ 16

>>14263532
>>14263517
>>14263470

>fake RKG
BOOOOOOOOOO
not kino AT ALL

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I SOLD 1/3 OF MY POSITION AT A LOSS TODAY

>Canopy Growth reports more than four-fold rise in fourth-quarter revenue

>>14263671
>Also liquidated my HEXO position for like $3 profit

I hate thissu shit

>>14263671
>>14263695
learn how to
H
O
D
L

>>14263671
half the states haven't even legalized it yet, there's still a lot of time for you to get in on the pot gravy train

>>14263583
that really me ;_;

>>14263711
holding
am
G
A
Y

>>14263743
hodling is the truth

>>14263743
Buy GALT til 5.50

T Babies shining in the night, GE Rising from the Dead at last. I'm gaining Profit everyday thus far, A Holy Buyout of AMRN and NBY is just a mater of time. My other holdings are doing alright. All I gotta do is sit back and watch as the Profit windfall piles up.

Then one day I'll get the E-mail; sending my AMRN and NBY buyout instructions to my broker. Telling them both "give me the Cash bitch" Once I get my Bags of Cash everything else can just go to hell.

I bought a $CGC call debit spread before the close, revenues beat but losses higher than expected, hope I'm not fucked

>>14263671
why would you sell CGC

>>14263695
why would you sell HEXO

>>14263899
you need some WEED stocks to go with those T babies
it's a pairing like wine and cheese
like gin and tonic
like uhhhh

>>14260552
>>14263470
>>14263743
>that really me ;_;
So... you congratulated yourself and had a conversation with yourself?

If you’re not even going to try I’m not going to play along.

>>14263929

Daily reminder that USMV > SPY

>>14263929
almost all of the 'named' posters in these threads post under multiple aliases
there are really only like 2 or 3 real committed posters here that are genuine and don't have some kinds of neurological disorders

>>14263958
>he can't handle volatility

>>14263964
I have ADD/OCD diagnosed, but not multiple personality disorder

>>14263997
what does your OCD do ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

>>14263981
It also beets SPY in total returns

>>14263926
Because ALL of the weeds have been getting absolutely destroyed by earnings. See:Aphria

And since the sector is dominated by only a few names and ETFs, they all tend to get rocked when one of them does. Or boosted when one of them gets boosted. See: action in the sector following cgc’s announcing takeover bid for acreage, also after CRON’s recent positive coverage.

>>14263964
giving yourself (you)s common and legitimate social strategy O_O

>>14264039
huh, nice

>>14264016
Good tune

My OCD was much worse when I was a kid, I'd have to have my toys arranged a certain way, I'd freak out if someone moved them, have to take a certain number of steps, repeat phrases in my head a certain number of times. I'm more mellow now I guess - basically just have to use an odd number of paper towels, check a lock 3 times sometimes, shit like that.

Will the no deal outcome from G20 be bullish, because increases the chance for rate cuts, or bearish, because slows down global economy, basically big taxes?

>>14264055
Why are you lying to me? Are you lying about getting mires from beautiful women too?

Spread misinformation all you want RKG, one day you WILL tie me up and step on my dick.

(Also please short GBP for me because >Boris Johnson)

>>14264055
yeah but we have a ton of posters here who don't know that it's happening
they think that all the posters that they see (even trips) are all different people, even when some of their post times line up in certain obvious patterns
it's all connected, I tell you !

>>14264090
Any OCD with Stonks? have to buy 10 shares at a time, no commodities, anything like that?

>>14264050
Weed is supposed to all burn up man. gotta burn it to kill that pain, to make ya feel a little good. Gotta harvest and re-grow. Selling CGC under $50 is indefensible IMO.
steady hands, now.
if your hands are a little shaky, a little weak, visit a doctor and try and get a weed card


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKEMIVMW_W4

>tfw finally have enough stashed away in retirement and brokerage accounts that I could never invest another dollar and still have enough to retire at age 66
feels good bros

>>14264139
It's only with physical things, oddly (locks, paper towels, pens). Stocks are just 1s and 0s and I'm more okay with that being a little more "imprecise." I'm pretty OCD about formatting spreadsheets and keeping my desktop/desk organized and neat so it can come in handy, but my ADD is definitely a foil to anything that requires sustained focus.

>oh shit I’ve got 20% of my RH portfolio in ETH!
>better trim it
>5.3% up as soon as I sell

Are you fucking kidding me? Fucking bogdans. I also halved my BTC
;_;

what the FUG is going on with boomer rocks?

>>14264453
greenback is down, but 10yr at lows. inflation is here, and it's dead at the same time. it's like i'm taking RKG pills

Buy fucking AMD or im gonna lose it

AAAAAAAAAA

the servers !!!!!

>tfw 100% bonds portfolio

gonna make it

>>14262920
Not ded. They're just demoralized :^)

yeah, i'm thinking we're back

ps gold is breaking the fuck out

>down twice in as many days

>>14264615
why the fuck do people buy gold etfs? don't they realize that they aren't buying real gold but rather imaginary fractional shares that will be worthless if the system collapses?

>>14264534
talk some damn sense man!

i can't have these goldbug winning, it makes me physically ill to even think about

Holy hell brass grommets are annoying to install if you don't have the correct tools on hand. I was in garage trying to fix grommet on a tarp I needed for reasons. No grommet pliers or setting tool. Try internet suggestions. They all suck. Have eureka moment, take carriage bolt (the smooth round end kind), position over grommet, whack with hammer. Success!

Alright I'm going to make dinner. Spy to 300 end of June. Because I am right about this. That is hitting 300 at some point on or before June 30.

>>14264535
newfag here. why's everyone keep mentioning amd

>>14264669
there's always a couple of meme stocks on /smg/, seems to change every 3 or 4 months

Hmm
Bankrupt companies are like altcoins

>>14264635
because they work and they're convenient, that's why. if contract law gets thrown out the window, you should be stocking food and lead anyways.

>>14264669
these threads have been OBSESSED with AMD for the past couple weeks. basically it used to be a $10 stock and recently they've been POPPING off in terms of value while INTC has been floundering.

I use an old R9 290X, so I guess I'm partially on team red, but I don't touch AMD stock right now one way or the other.

>>14264635
you can also buy miners :)
seriously

>>14264694
DF to 73 next :)

>>14264700
the ETF company can go bankrupt without society falling into anarchy you know

>>14264719
GLD, SLV and other popular ETFs hold the physical and are audited regularly. i agree if someone is buying some shady shit, but those aren't usually too popular in the market.

>>14264719
Goldlet detected.

>>14264741
i hold a very small amount of physical gold in the form of 1 oz bars, and do not have any position in a gold etf

fucking cheap ass servers

heres a fun pic i made today. , a handy illustration of how fucking buggy RH graphs are throughout the day

NEW!!!

>>14264789


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>>14264789

>>14263924
didn't you see that pump before close because of CNBC? you got trapped

>>14260733
Conveniently left out the $40 in electricity costs it took to mine it

>>14264896
>because of cnbc
Huh? What’d they say?
Was it Quadruple revenue?

>>14265064
my electricity is free, so its pure profit

>>14265189
Nice

HEY GOYS FOR CRYPTO DO I BUY ALT COINS AND STACK THEM FOR BTC OR JUST BUY FRACTIONAL BTC? PLEASE HELP!