/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14232763
One time I made a fake csgo gambling website that somehow used another gambling website's data to make everything look legit. I changed a bit of basic html to make it so there was no login, and the deposits went to my account. I posted the website on wix and got $100 worth of skins from dumb kids.

>>14232763
I make 10-15k monthly running a Minecraft server

>>14232850
I doubt its something I'd have the technical understanding to do, but what is required as far as upkeep? Is it mostly passive or a large time investment. Or did it take a lot of time in the beginning and now its easier to maintain?

Bagging up MSM and selling it as meth when travelling through America. NB: will only work on burgers and usually niggers as they've the lowest IQ.

>>14232763
I bought LINK.

>>14232763
I made money from fuck prostitute

>>14232875
It did take a lot of time in the beginning because you have to set up the servers and bring players in etc but now I have a bunch of the players who I promoted to "staff" members doing all of the work and I only log in once or twice a day for like 15 minutes to check in on them.

>>14232763
Bribed someone $10k and 'won' $1M contract.

>>14232763
The BOMB airdrop.

>>14232986
Oh no crypto, my bad.

>>14232763
I larped as a hot girl on chats and offered nudes and private cam sessions to horny guys if they sent a SMS to a service that provided online payments for text messages. I paid my Tibia premium account and WoW monthly fee for 2 years that way.

I get vacation bonus on my unemployment benefits

I started a company.

>>14232763
Selling vitamin B shots as steroids

>>14233074
Kurwa Przemek. A ja myślałem że ona naprawdę mnie kocha....

>>14233874
>przejmuje sie czy kobieta go kocha czy nie

>>14233874
>>14233887
disgusting language

I once made an art print edition which sold out for $100k

>>14233906
Understandable. Faggot dicksuckers consider the language disgusting indeed

>>14233935
That's a real language? I thought you were just messing around, it looks like Klingon.

>>14233984
kurwa

>drop 1000$ for cheap audio/dj equipment
>charge 300$ for every old person birthday/college parties
>repeat 20x
>played a game at one party when scratch tickets are a prize.
>mfw I win 250$ off of two that I had "won"

>>14232763
I made a Kickstarter campaign, invested like $3000 in making it look legit (good pictures, nice design, great website) and just dropshipped branded backpacks from Aliexpress. made 80k profit with that one.

working as a software """engineer"""

>>14235408
kek

>scratch tickets promotion on bottled water
>scratch ticket is attached to bottle
>if you use a flashlight on ticket you see if you win prize
>''won'' 6 DVDs, $500 cash, 1x TV, and some merch in 3 days going around grocery shops and buying bottles of water
was like 14 at the time so it was nice

>>14232850
>>14232933
You post on here a lot. You're the guy that sells moderator status on his server?

>>14235355
Honestly not a terrible idea, 99.9% of DJing is just playing a Spotify list and taking requests from drunk sluts.

ate a piece of cake in 7 seconds, beating the record at this fair. they gave me a grand

Brother and I used to buy xbox 360s, take all the parts out of the inside and return them to the store, get our money back and move on to the next store and repeat. Did that a handful of times before it started getting sketchy.

>>14235452
Also a drunk guy once gave me $200 to get him a McDonalds meal.
Mcdonalds was 10 meters away

I bet that I could fit and entire pizza into a Tupperware container the size of a can-6pack.

used to take dextromethorphan and stay up all night playing the WoW auction house and then during downtime I ran 2 bots

I had a plan to set up a literal hundred of bots but I never followed through with it

that was generally minimum wage or better and the hardest part was to turn the gold into real money without being banned especially since I was reported constantly for owning 75% of the items on the auction house

I even contacted farmers and had them COD directly to me instead of posting their shit on the AH, so not only were they not competing with me, I got them to sell to me for cheaper than they'd post.. people started to hate my name so I had an account full of alts that I'd use to compete with myself

>be 2003
>playing Runescape with mithril dress and female looking character
>name is XcRazyGurll or some shit
>flirt with horny 12 year old boys in game
>send them pics from random scene girls MySpace profiles claiming it's me
>they give me all their best gear, full rune armour, scimi, double hander etc
>Sell all their stuff for well over 100k GP during the course of my Runescape days

good times

Used to sell math hw and rent my spoon when i was 7

>>14235716
> rent my spoon

What the fuck anon

>>14232763
1 word.

>Dickfarming.

Ama

>>14232850
....you what!???

How?

Any tips?

>>14232880
>no coin stories

Huhuhuh link huhuhuh...

>>14233128
Do tell? I know it aint easy

>>14233909
Bruh.

>>14235836
What is the largest extinct avian species?

>>14235526
I am the one responsible for breaking twinks. I am sorry. Was not my intention.

>>14235916
the extinct elephant birds (Aepyornis) of Madagascar, whose closest living relative is the kiwi. They exceeded 3 m (9.8 ft) in height and 500 kg (1,100 lb)

>>14233906
>read exactly like written with no issues
Cope.

Buying kpacks off xans of DNMs, flipping for 5x the price. High school was wild ha.

>>14235408
How much of the $3000 did you spend on what? Do you have a (rough) cost breakdown?

>>14235716
>rent my spoon
Ok, that's a story I wanna hear

>>14232763
I once returned an Xbox one to Amazon, i put my old broken 360 in the box they sent me and they refunded me for the xbox one in full. That was a couple years ago and they still havent said anything.

I got my money for crypto by working at a wage slave job. Electronics retail. We have employee discount, clearance, and price match. So I would go on reddit buildapcsales and get something half off, list on ebay, and sell.

My bank account was zero after a breakup and I turned 500 into 5000$. Then I convinced my friends and coworkers to invest, let them know I would double their money in 90 days. Ended up getting over 20k which was enough to start day trading. I used robinhood and paid for gold which basically gave me double in margin. I remember swinging 3x etfs making like 500$, then my big break was JNUG at 6$-10$. Which I could pay off half the people. Then I got really lucky and got HMNY at 2$ and sold at 30$. After that I cleared all my debt and told everyone I was done trading for them.

Later I invested in NEO at like 10$ and sold at 150$.

Anyways netted myself 200k after taxes in one year as a wage slave. Also taxes were almost 70k.

>>14235836
You are a legend on /diy/. How much have money have you made on that endeavor so far?

>>14232763
I scammed /biz/ out of $3000 by pretending to sell them whitelisted addresses back when ICOs were huge. Sorry it's kind of a crypto story.

>>14236185
Any tips on figuring out what's gonna moon and what won't?

>>14236185
I worked in Curry’s PC World and did this, whenever they had liquidations I’d grab the liquidation list and best score was buying 5 Lenovo Yogas i5 8GB 128SSD touchscreens for 220 each brand new not opened and sold them on amazon for 550 and put it all into link back in December , was only party time in college though left since in a comfy paid work placement now

>>14236150
because amazon throws returned items (even if they work) away.

>>14236409
Either way its a fucking score, especially considering i won the 360 in that mountain dew bottle cap promotion when the shit first came out. I have paid $0 for like $900 worth of consoles.

>>14232880
Holy fucking kek at that memeball...

>>14236185
Any tips on figuring out what's gonna moon and what won't? Also no crpto but w/e

>>14236765
Yeah. If you own some of the Crypto it will never moon. The only way to get a coin to go up is by selling your stack

>>14232965
What type of contact was it for? Did you have the resources to carry it out before you actually won it? What was your profit at the end of it after all your costs to compete the job? Were there any legal risks?

>>14235967
>>read exactly like written with no issues
>czy
Kazooey?

>>14236188
LOL. Really?
Sadly not a lot. I simply cannot cast without a fuckup and while moving i lost my 50 pounds in pure lead.

In a few weeks or less I'll have my indoor lab set up again and running full tilt with R&D and outsourcing someone to fucking cast these sinkers.

Ree

>>14236188
You missed the biggest bull market ever in 2017. Everything was going up all year.

>>14235502
How did you actually make money off that though? Why would anyone buy just the inside of an Xbox without the case or anything that actually makes it useable?

>>14236343
Moon? Well read lots of news and you need to get the ideas before they get turned into a narrative. JNUG was a situation where the FOMC meeting was the next day and I realized the market was insanely unbalanced and all shorting gold. Got lucky, but was a big risk.
Moviepass, knew it was not profitable but was publically traded by an unknown company and people would pour in their money hoping to get the next netflix and plenty of shorts in naked short report.

The idea is to understand the mechanics of what you trade... crypto/stocks. Certain conditions and stories paint a picture. Basically got to be creative and imagine the next story before it happens. All you need to do is get your money in before the other money comes by figuring out what others haven't been fed by news headlines.

>>14236367
It was good money, but now Ebay is like 10% deduction and shipping is another 10%, and with tariffs we don't get same deals, and chinese shipping is so cheap it's hard to compete.

>>14235526
>the hardest part was to turn the gold into real money without being banned
So how did you did it?

>>14236409
Wow, is that true? What happens to all the shit they throw out? Like where does it go?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

>>14237152
It gets destroyed. Germany is debating regulation that would ban this sort of thing specifically because it's a giant waste of resources.

I found a bug in a sportsbooks betting lines
Turned $7 into $20k over the course of 3 months before they caught onto their error
It was a weird error in coding where you could parlay a specific prop bet with an under over line that guarenteed like 30% profit every time because I would bet all the outcomes on different accounts using different vpns and tor
It was crypto related because they used bitcoin which made withdrawing anonymously possible
This literally changed my life I was suicidal stinking like shit poor and when I noticed the math error my whole body went numb and I executed the plan

>>14237621
Wow that's insane. Have any links to research this? Seems like business wise would be a major source of loss.

>>14237839
There are youtubers who purchase pallets of Amazon returns for like $50 or $100 or whatever and go through all the items and hold a sale at a flea market or something

>>14237176
I'm pretty open to entertaining crazy stories

>>14237817
this the kind of shit I respect. well played anon.

In 2016, I was making 1-2k / month on Lego Sets. Not small sets, but the larger limited edition sets. I’d buy them before they retired and I’d sell them afterwards for ~200+% profit.

I also bought up toys prior to big releases. For instance I bought the ghost busters proton packs from toys r us and Walmart before the movie came out. Sold them on eBay for 150% profit.

Made 3k a month selling game pieces in a Star Wars game. Even sold my Jedi account for 1 grand. I was a full time gamer and loved it. Those were the days. A professional NEET

Sold a Raichu pokemon card for 25$ when I was 8.
The fucker got the same card in his booster the next day

>>14235477
underratedly stupid and I love it

>>14233874
>Kurwa

>be me
>be teenager
>Hostess is bankrupt
>Round up last of Sno Balls in the city and sell to cringe
scene girls

>>14232763
(no link shills)

I spent the first 25 years of my life doing nothing but prepare myself to make a steady modest income for 50 years

>>14232763
In my 20s I used to deliver the AOL CDs to countless even older boomers.

>>14232763
Killing hookers

>>14232763
I recorded a video of a famous athlete. The video went viral and I copyrighted it. It got picked up by Bleacher Report, ESPN, etc. Some of which did not credit me or tried to pass the video off as their own. I sued them for statutory damages and copyright violations and made 6 figures off a 30 second video

>>14238713
Based.

>>14236966
Easy there, glowey.
I did some stuff and that's it.

>>14232763
Back when ebay didn't have verification or really many rules on what to post, I used to go to walmart, buy $3 packs of girls underwear, and post auctions on ebay for "used underwear" with a photo of some model I found on the internet.

I made about $25,000 selling unworn wall-mart panties to perverts on the internet. Some people bought more than one pair. A few I rubbed on my sweaty balls and taint before shipping for the lols of some weirdo sniffing my hairy man-ass and jerking it to a picture of some unrelated underwear model.

>>14238713
Did you win the suit or did they settle?

>>14235836
What exactly is it you're doing?

>>14238713
Nice

>>14237817
Beautful

>>14237068
Not him but i only dealt with guildies exclusively and gave them percentages to deal with others. I also ran a few fake accounts that listed enchant mats ah fee free for STUPIDamounts of gold and bought them on my main. I had an entire alt account stacked with gold and never got banned.

I also gave guildies loans at 10% and held collateral. 10% for 7 days to the minute and each day after another 5% until it hit 100%. By then they'd likely say fuckit keep it or would afk never to return.

10% doesnt sound like much but that is WEEKLY "apr"

10x52 is a 520% anual growth while i was constantly making more and paying guildies to make loans to others on my behalf.

>>14237176
Anon i got a house full of dicks. Try me

>>14232906
Based.

>>14235468
Almost all jobs are meme jobs. How can the collapse be avoided

>>14238713
HAHA! WELL DONE

>>14232763
Sold fake magic cards as real on ebay for about a year for more than a 100x overall. Swing traded RDT tweets on PredictIt for about a 20x overall.

>>14232763
Dumpster Diving then selling the profits on Ebay,

>>14238861
based, but wtf

>>14238930
Its a long story but basically i think I'm going to open a perv shop and make most of the products in house.

A random joke turned into a lifetime commitment. Ive learned more about casting and foundries and put more effort into learning this than anything ive ever done.

Kinda got burned out. Trying to move and my rental house went tits up and other shit.

I'm going to start making soap on a rope and get the damned sinkers figured out next

>>14239259
Forgot I also used to gamble on the esports betting site ArcaneBet with bitcoin. Accounting for all of my bets I barely made a profit. I was close to losing everything a couple times and was lucky to bounce back. Would not recommend.

>>14232763
>be me in 1st grade, ~c.1998
>waiting for the schoolbus one day, decide to drop big rock on smaller rock
>smaller rock breaks, shiny on the inside
>go to school, go to recess
>smash smaller rocks on playground with larger rock, very shiny bits inside smaller rocks
>kids offer me their lunch money for a smashed rock, $1 each. Make like $20 total over the course of a couple weeks
>do this for a few weeks, get bored, stop doing it and play tag with girls instead
>other kids start doing it, get yelled at by teacher

>>14238861
Incredibly based

>>14238168
where would you get the lego sets? How would you know which ones would be retired? Why did you stop?

>>14238027
>>14239179

We might politely call it contracting.

Sold fake Derby Owners Club horse cards to Japanese kids on ebay

>into vinyl
>see one person selling two technics sl-1210 for the price of one on ebay
>win the bid
>sell one keep the other

Bought for €250 now worth +€500

>>14238425
this is sad

>>14233984
Klingon doesn't use some of those letters

took some dealers money to go buy weed from the local biker gang. made 700 bucks off 2 pounds

Street performing as a human statue/robot in Chicago along a major downtown shopping strip. Was making $40/hr. Did it after about 4 years of learning popping and the robot.

Trimming weed in northern california

Flipping thousands of dollars razors online, stolen from grocery stores, since they didn't lock them up where I was living at the time

>>14238557
we all assumed he was larping.
>narrator:
he wasn't

>>14235716
based spoon renter

>>14239550
Lol

Boss opens a satellite office and has water bottles delivered regularly. The office goes unused before cancelling the lease. Puts me in charge of clearing out the office. Tell him about the water bottles, he cancels deliveries and tell me to do whatever I like with them. Go do to the cafe on the ground floor of the building. Offer to sell them all the water bottles at a discount. Walk away with a couple hundred bucks.

Also sold most of the furniture in the office to a another company, made around $800.

>>14235836

so these are cock shaped fishing weights?

>>14232763

I drank a beer bottle full of my own urine for $100.

>>14238861
I hope this is true

>>14238887
They settled. I would be more specific, but as part of the agreement I'm not allowed to even acknowledge that there was a lawsuit in the first place. Morale of the story is copyright everything thing you do, because if it's good someone else will try to steal it. Only costs $35 and a two minute online form to file one in the USA.

>>14235526
did something similar, although I wasn't quite as autistic and didn't convert the gold to real currency, but rather delighted in the joys of monopoly
You can effectively monopolise any market, although the most lucrative by far (in terms of margin) was outdated powerleveling mats. Say, for example, you reach the level cap and decide to powerlevel an alt merely to have a character with the blacksmithing profession. Well, at that point you have loads of gold and just want to get it out of the way with, so what do you do? You open up the auction house, search the required mats to take you through to the next level and buy everything you can.
Naturally, this was wonderful for me, who made every effort to eliminate competition in such markets either by cartel agreements or more aggressive methods.
Less lucrative, but much more amusing, markets were potions and raid-critical products on raid nights. Casuals who either didn't or couldn't source their products at a 'fair' price were instead forced to buy mine at a ridiculous markup. Competition here too was minimal either due to cartel agreements or aggressive undercutting leading to competitor 'bankruptcy'.
Yes, there were of course many autists or chinks who gamed the system pretty hard, but through my little network of farmers and zealous little worker bees I managed to enjoy monopoly profits for quite some time. What great fun it all was...

Made around $200 clicking my own ads through Tor on my gaming youtube channel at 1k subs back in 2014-2015. Also the first time I found bitcoin but didn't invest because all the news articles were fudding and saying it was dead.
Bought mainly games off steam with the money instead, and the last $50 I used to buy the pepe plushie

>>14237817
Congrats anon
Care to explain more for us?

>>14235836
The legend himself. Glad to see you on /biz/.

>>14232986
Did everyone get like 100 BOMB or something?

>>14232763
i got a full ride to uni and an additional outside scholarship. since full ride more than all school expenses, my university pretty much refunded me a check of my surplus scholarships. came out to be like 20k a year

>>14240155
Yup!

>>14240403
GOOD WORK SOR! WELL DONE!

said no to a client multiple times
>will you do x for £5K
no
>will you do y for £10K
no
>will you do z for £20K
no
>will you do abc for £70K
ok then

gimme something big or fuck off is the attitude i have now

>>14241097
Heh. Thanks bro. I dont come here often due to the constant shitcoin gambling and screaching. But on occasion i find a thread i like.

>>14232850
gib job

>>14232763
I made 12$ selling two McDonalds toys... they were plushies from the Secret Life of Pets movie.

>>14232850
i found it

the ideal life.

guy on craigslist paid me $80 to throw a bag's worth of oranges at him naked in his basement. cool guy.

>>14232850
Hi Jon

Found a sterling silver Tiffany pocket knife with a unique engraving on it in a taxicab. After some sleuthing I returned it to a lady living on Gramercy Park, whereupon learning it was more valuable than the 900 bucks it was worth for sentimental reasons, so she gave me 4000 dollars.

>>14232763
one time the cops rolled up on me and i had to swallow 1.6 grams of crack before they could search me. i puked the rock out and sold it for full value. later that night i told one of my fiends the story at his crack house but left out the part where i puked out the dope. he offered me $30 to leave my shit in the toilet so he could pick through it for the drugs. i essentially sold a log of my shit for $30. felt good.

>>14233191
this is pretty based actually.
dumbfucks get a health dose and placebo takes care of the rest, you profit from stupidity but you don't hurt the consumer

>>14244111
Until they get Vitamin B toxicity for trying to juice

I bought two paintings worth $5,000 for $5. Came with certificates of authenticity.

>>14244076
You know you can drink meth piss and super high
Your body metabolizes it into a smoother drug

>>14244160
i don't do drugs, but maybe i'll start selling meth piss. thanks anon, just need a source now.

>>14244203
It works for drugs your body can't fully metabolize in once cycle so meth mushrooms etc.

>>14244203
This guy extracts his mushroom piss so he can smoke it later
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/20804287/fpart/9/vc/1#20804287
The top of the jar yellow stain is piss the rest is crystal psilocin or so he says

Psilocin (also known as 4-HO-DMT)

>>14237817
Well played sir.

>>14232763
Airdrops

Like this one.. It's similar to bomb but has only 100k tokens, easy moon mission.

t.me/rad00chernobyl

Me and my mate went to WHSmith and brought some plain white blotting paper. We then cut it up into little squares, then off we went to the Reading Festival and sold hundreds of them for a fiver each, passing them off as acid tabs. Feels really skechy now looking back.

>>14244160
>>14244203
>He doesn't get fucked in the ass bareback by a tweaker with a big cock and then let the tweaker piss in his asshole, allowing his meth piss to hit his prostate giving him an other-worldly orgasm.

Not gonna make it.

Escorting myself for horny pedophile men

>>14245428

mate you probably saved hundreds of people from actual permanent brain damage. You should feel good, not bad. Not even joking - one dose of strong acid can give someone schizophrenia for life

>>14237068
most importantly, I tried my hardest to find real buyers instead of chink websites.. I did use a website often though because I made billions of gold in cataclysm alone

I'd move the gold to separate accounts when I did sell to websites and they could definitely trace it if they wanted to. But I used VPN's to keep the accounts from being linked to my main IP and I wouldn't just mail the gold straight over, I'd COD some random shit or transfer the gold through the AH etc

Honestly, if I wasn't in Chris Haga's guild since vanilla, I probably would've been banned on my main account. But only my alternate accounts got banned because some of the buyers have flagged IP's and you will get banned immediately for dealing with them

>>14237068
also, the much better way to make gold in WoW is to just run a raiding guild

but I could never get one to take off

>>14246233
What are you, 12?

>>14246233

Lol. If someone already has an underlying psychosis then psychedelic use can trigger it, but it's not going to give you schizophrenia.

>>14232933
where does the money come from tho? You started charging subscription or something?

>>14235408
what kind of backpack

>>14237023
I'll do your casting. Let me know what kids of numbers you want. USA only.

I bought a car for $2000, got rear ended and totaled, and convinced the insurance company that the car was worth over $10,000. They didn't call my bluff and payed me the $10k

>>14246233
Psychadelics don't turn your brain retarded, depressants such as ketamine and DXM turn your brain retarded. The only danger of LSD, Psilocybin, DMT is you get freaked out from the intensity of the trip, or if you already have a mental disorder that gets exacerbated.

>>14246358
why do they work so hard to ban people for gold, is it because they don't want it getting labeled a currency for legal reasons or ingame economics reasons or something else

>>14246844
blizzard always took issue with people making money off of their product in any way

>>14237051
Not him, but I'd imagine you'd just buy a 3rd party shell and charger and put the parts in that and make double money

>>14246823
I bought a 4K salvage car, fixed it for 2K and got paid 18K

>>14246844
>is it because they don't want it getting labeled a currency for legal reasons or ingame economics
All games do that but not sure why. Things like Second Life and even IMVU let users cashout their ingame money for Paypal, so it doesnt seem like a legal reason.

>>14237897
>There are youtubers who purchase pallets of Amazon returns for like $50 or $100 or whatever and go through all the items and hold a sale at a flea market or something

how do u buy them?

>>14235507
did you actually buy the food for him, or just yoink the 200 bucks?

>>14236185
Awesome ride man. Thanks for sharing your story. God bless you anon

>>14237817
Well played sir

>Drove a really inefficient car
>Crashed it
>Bought a car worth 4x as much
>Figured out later that I actually saved more than the original car's value from the difference in fuel consumption

A few years later I got rear-ended in the new car, and the insurance paid me more than it cost to repair it.

>>14243654
were you naked or him

When pokemon x/y came out and duplicating was discovered I sold about $1000 worth of shiny pokemon on ebay and craigslist.

Was pretty cool.

>>14240185
based and yellowpilled

Come on, guys, I need some good ideas.
I'm jobless with a meme degree and I've only got 5000 dollars with no student loan debt.

>>14246472
Those people with dormant psychosis can live their life without it ever emerging. So implying that they would get it anyways isn't true. I've seen multiple people never the same and diagnosed with schizophrenia shortly after a bad trip.

>>14247328
I got diagnosed with schizo and I'm pretty sure it's because of my weed habits. I had more bad trips than many of my friends.

>>14244076
Keked and based

>>14243654
Uhhh....?

>>14244018
OMFG!

Good deeds are always awarded sooner or later. Good work anon!

>>14244076
Bruhhhhhh

It bothers me that i know this is real from my friends being junkies

>>14244203
Come to northeastern oklahoma. Mutherfuckers is all twacked out her. Sumbitches

>>14246233
Yup. I know several people that are fried. One faggot i know was 36 years old still living at home tripping balls on acid. The carpet started growing so he did the only logical thing a nice son would do and fired the push mower up in the living room at 3am to knock it down...

Charging 10x the worth of a single page website to a small oil and gas company.

>>14246829
>>14247328
>>14247405
I have seen two friends have open-eye hallucinations after smoking powerful weed for the first time:
>one of them started talking to "demons" and vomiting uncontrollably
>the other stared off into space without blinking for about 20 minutes and did not respond to anything

I have also seen one of my friends who has a lot of experience with psychedelics go completely insane in public after taking four drops of acid:
>he forgot who he was and forgot who we were and thought we were trying to kill him
>later he tried to go for a gun and kill himself

all I know is that some people are mentally predisposed to go insane when they take drugs, and other people can take a lot of drugs and they're fine

Ran OCR and basic machine learning writing recognition on Mechanical Turk.

>>14232763
in high school and in college I sold weed, LSD, adderall, occasionally opiates, and I even grew and sold shrooms for a bit.

I completely saturated the market for LSD at my college, I was selling to dealers, and I literally got to the point where there was no more demand, and twice I saw other students on the university bus who I could tell were obviously tripping, probably on my acid.

I kept pretty meticulous records (which was a mistake in retrospect, and I destroyed them after a buddy of mine got raided), and I made about $15k profit in college.

Not bad but in retrospect it wasn't worth the risk, you can make so much more money legitimately after you graduate if you study hard and plan ahead to land a lucrative job when you graduate.

>>14233909
Can you post the art?

>>14248378
same

>>14248378
yeah thats pretty retarded i wipe my ass with 15k

>>14232763

European Soccer Tournament 2016
Bet 13 Euro
Win 2k Euro with 6 Teams combo bet on Tipico
Back then 3 months of work worth money

>>14244076

LMAO , BURGERS ARE RIDICULOUS

Sold my labor for a monthly wage that equaled a tiny fraction of the value I generated for the party that I sold my labor to.

I know its a cuck move but I was desperate

>>14245486

I made hentai compilations of specific anime girls for horny weebs. Made me about $500 it was fun to do!

Bet on Game of Thrones leaks

>>14239259
100x and 20x what but? How much money did you end up with?

>>14238843
>glowey
I want to make money too :( the story is cool but not useful without details, plus the questions I asked are pretty broad anyway

>>14239169
Yeah but isn't that just making more gold, rather than converting it into real currency?

kneepads but unironically. I have sucked dicks for cash. And it wasn't even that bad (he was white and well groomed).

>>14238861
holy shit i want to do this now

>>14238861

>>14235507
Was he wearing a blue, plaid shirt by any chance?

>>14236495
The greatest of all memeballs

>>14238557
Hi Ralphy

>>14238861
*laughs uproariously*

>>14248256
>my friends are retarded

>>14248604
tfw my entire net worth outside of crypto

>>14238027
God look at all those garbage books.

>>14250502
Underrated

>>14232763
told my mom i need 10 bucks and she actually gave it to me

Arbitraged CSGO skins back in the wild days of skin betting in 2015-2016. Would pump prices of cheap pistols in the steam store, buy up 100s and then deposit on betting sites that thought they were worth $500+. Then withdrew dlore, karambit etc and sold these on opskins. Never even gambled because I made a script for csgowild where I could just play against myself. Cleared $100k+ before valve crackdown came in...good times. Don’t even play the game anymore.

I made $5 for asking a girl out during a math class in yr 7. I think she said yes but then we never talked again and she turned out to a lesbian years later.

>be me at laundromat doing laundry
>hustle & just throw all my clothes in bags to fold at home.
>find $1500 in a wad stuck inside pants when folding.

Shorted Tesla with 15x leverage prior to when Elon smoked weed at Joe Rogan's podcast. I just knew he would find a way to fuck up.

>>14242385
big what?

>>14252146
What exchange offers that kind of leverage on a stock like tesla?