/biz/ - Business & Finance

How do you become a successful catfish
Do guys actually send you money without having to post nudes or anything

>>14229958
Not the most honest way of living but good on you OP.

>>14229958
enjoy scamming people and being scum of the earth for a measly $100 a day

meanwhile I make over $100 a day off my investment account full of index funds and don't have to be a degenerate

>>14229958
>$40 a month from my stocks

I...I’m gonna make it right, bros?

A bad month for me is $13,000. Wageslaving is indeed shit but even shit can be used as fertilizer and thus get something good out of it.

I have 50% equity in an amazon FBA business that is going to do around $220,000 in sales at a 60% margin this year.

I spend approximately 3-5 hours per week on it.

>>14230133
are you in sales anon? mind telling me more?

How the FUCK do you make passive income. All these scams have been sucked dry already

>>14229958
How can I catch autism? I spend my time here and still seem to remain disease free.
>mfw normies want to be my friend all the time

>>14230144
Is it selling books?

>>14230175
I audit medical claims freelance on behalf of (((insurance companies))) and bill by the chart. I'm fast.

I am not a NEET anymore, but during the 2017-2018 bull run of crypto I managed to get into some very lucrative ICOs and some of them were actually shilled here believe it or not. One of the anons here told me that I should look into NNN properties which I am glad I did. I leveraged some of my gains into a couple properties that net me a little under 7k after taxes and the note.

I do like to thank you anons who helped me get to this point in life.

>>14230044
>>14230204
Simple formula for consistent profit:
>source yourself a good whore (camgirls, Instagram sluts, ex-gfs etc)
>post about a dozen normie sfws to the dating apps you have
>between 8PM & 3AM, post a nude or lewd
>leave it up for at least 3 minutes so it populates in other's queues / feeds
>change your bio to "cashapp me $4 and I stay undressed, $8 and I call you :)"
>when you take the photo back down, remove the dirty bio as well
>spell cashapp 'CshSpp'
>it completely undercuts the algorithmic ghost banning
>understand that not everyone will fall for it
>understand you WILL get banned (eventually)
>some men will actually attempt to "lure you out" of the lifestyle (whiteknight you)
>PLAY ALONG
>you're the glorified prostitute: a princess with no other choice
>you're JUST doing it because _______ and you SERIOUSLY want to never do it again

I like to use a fake illness or rapist stepfather attempting to take "my" virginity - I say virginity because the whiteknights IMMEDIATELY feel urgency knowing she's still pure, but with stepdad around, won't be for long. Other oldie but goodie: daddy is a DICTATOR who broke "my" phone for taking innocent selfies! I'm typing this from the family computer!

>play it desperate but not asking / begging
>"I wish no one saw my body before my future husband...but I have no choice anymore :("
>keep this frame, they will pay whatever you request (sub $500) within 48 hours

As for the lewd description / messages, you'll probably net about half the beta $500 for that. It sucks, I know. But it's free money once you know what to say ahead of time / jot it down and send it from memory. I was able to quit my job from this shit alone - BEFORE I got a farmer. Didn't get me THAT much more than the job at first, but it was still more - and for nearly nothing.

>>14230324
obligatory

>>14230324
Is this illegal?

>>14230649
>"yes, tinder police? this girl I paid to show me nipples WASN'T really a girl!"
The main takeaways: No one cares about losing $4-$8 on bribing women online to go to authorities, and those who DO lose hundreds A: are usually extremely passive, weak people. B: can't do anything once the profile is deleted / banned

so what..u go on tinder and catfish as a chick an people send u money for nudes?
cant they rev img search ?
can u explain like im retarded. cuz i guess i am

>>14230324
WTF, How do I get my $500 back?

What a horrible job, this will damage your psyche in ways you cannot even fathom. You will either be transgender in 5 years, or develop serious trust issues.

>>14230848
>cant they rev img search ?
Reverse it first and they won't find it ;)

>>14230891
he's already mentally ill, who cares

>>14229958
>doesn’t know how to collect real NEET bucks via real estate.
I get 300k monthly from real estate. Please KYS

>>14230084
$40 more than most, just keep buying, let the snowball happen

>>14231086
No you don't

>>14231086
i hope you're investing that in crypto

>>14229958
lmao imagine thinking $100/day is good income

>>14230848
Yes, yes. Yeah and yes.
>>14230324
Best rundown^
You WILL be banned doing this shit, repeatedly. Some (strikingly few) will find you out. You're a fake. They'll call you a fake. Don't pay attention to that, what matters is you're online and still ABLE to be called a fake - that's survival, being dead is not being called anything because you're zucced / not trying.

Personally, I always cropped significant amounts of my source photos out. Selfie showing off tits and that new belly piercing? Crop that stomach out - it'll be as good as OC for reverse searchers.

Your real end game here should be getting good enough that you LEARN what to say and who to say it to (see medical issues / daddy shit in the rundown above) so that it's not actual work for you.

>>14230891
Kek, I'm already crossdress m8 - you're not scaring me. Pro Tip: if you're a femboy, you can literally snap pics of your own ass / tummy for bux AND get validation :3

Beyond that, there's always gonna be a farmer you can outsource all the boring shit to for nothing. Bottom line is sex sells, and this is the free, straight equivalent of just sucking some cock and pocketing some cash.

>>14231086
no you don't
you are a jobless mentally unstable freak that still plays video games and eats sugary cereals in your boxer shorts
you also exclusively masturbate to interracial porn

>>14231141
>>14230074
Should clarify: $100 daily is for manually going through all these motions individually - still INFINITELY better than "j o i n i n g_t h e_w o r k f o r c e" but as I mentioned; getting a solid farmer makes it 100% passive income

>>14231145
>>14229958
>>14230343
Who is she again? Which porno is this?

>>14231145

>>14231145
who's sheeeeee

>>14231241
>>14231271
Misha Cross, all images ITT are from her Brazzers films. Such a visceral, rare natural beauty.
>>14231258
>appreciating the female form in your own home free from roasties is gay

Also if you fags need help sourcing a roastie for Tinder or fishing in general - my discord is, like the porn industry to our otherwise pure Aryan waifus - sadly, always open

normnada#1019

>>14230324

Imagine actually doing any of this big yikes

>>14231320
ok i'll add you

>>14231338
Right? I’d much rather be in a cubicle or destroying my body for 11 hours at $7.25 so my boss can drive German :^)

What do you boys do with your pocket money? I’ve been tech hoarding. I had a room installed around Christmas time for display cases - the plan is to have each generation of the influential products in a succession with one another. Each in new condition, atop its original box.

>>14230324
this sounds a lot like work.

>>14231434
>What do you boys do with your pocket money?
Have you heard of Chainlink?

>
this thread reminds me of the old omegle extortion shit where anons would get omegler to send email for nudes , after of course anon made sure to say theyre underage in the chat. The dipshits would give their main emails then anons would find them on cuckbook, call the omegler out as a pedo and threaten to send the chat logs to their wife or kids or family whatever unless they sent money.
fucking just'd city on omegle back in the day.

>>14231668
There will always be retards out there.
Those who can will exploit them.
Those who cant will join them.

RULES OF NATUUUUUURE

>>14231668
>>14231927
Based & Fine By Me Pilled

>>14231434
I unironically would as I can sit at my desk and watch youtube all day while I work, with work trips to malaysia every 2 months and 80k/yr
My job is easy mode, admittedly though if i couldn't watch videos on the side I'd kill myself from boredom.

>>14231086
So you are a triple digit millionaire. Nice larp.

>>14229958
I'm thinking of investing in oil wells. To be 1/32 of investor can cost 4k to 12k and get 3% of all oil production. People can go bust with it or end up with tons of checks in the mail each month.

>>14229958
Imagine sacrificing your honor and becoming a scammer for fucking 100 goybucks per day.

WHEW LADDIE. YOU CHOSE BEING A SCAMMING THIEF AND ARE STILL POOR

>>14230265
How to do this too?

>>14232146
Doing what?

I love you /biz/,
Everyone in this thread,
Even you people hating on this thread,
You are all wonderful people and I'm happy I get to spend time with you all.

>>14230324
Imagine doing all of this for a measly 100 dollars. I'm doing freelance programming and I make 800 dollars per day, and at least I'm well respected and not a degenerate NEET like you. I bet you're obese and smell like mold.

>>14233608
Esentially data processing for an insurance broker.
It requires no effort so I can watch vids while I process and still do enough work to make my manager think I'm a miracle worker.
I go to Malaysia because we've outsourced some processing there and I manage that team and go over to "check up on them." Malaysia isn't the best place, but business class flights and luxury hotels which are all paid for is nice. I essentially get a week of free living.

>>14229958
youre using your phone on a daily basis?
then this chad coin might just be for you!
simply install the app (visit minepi dot you know...)

and enter my code: EastCrips

as referral and simply leave it running in the background while you accumulate some nice pi bags! easy!

yes it might seem fishy that you literally cannot join unless you've got a referral code, but just forget about that part! :)
it'll basically run in the background, so why not!!

Let's say I have a blog with 50k monthly clicks
How could I scam money out of my readers? They're mostly underage ESLs

I could drive it up to 150k but anymore would be actual effort

>>14233765
can you explain how you are able to freelance for $800 per day? When people are expecting you to make them site for $200

>>14234567
I live in a first world country, I'm good at what I do, which means I am able to make businesses money, and I have the right connections. Serious companies aren't going to outsource all of their IT work to Fiverr, especially when it's a long term project. They prefer to work with local people that are reliable and are known to deliver quality work on time. No manager wants to explain their higher ups their project is five months late because they tried to outsource everything to some pajeets.

>>14229958
>catfished
stopped reading, by the way: cuck!

>>14234690
Boomer go and stay go

Just buy BTMX

>>14230324
Kek I scam fuckers for bitcoin, easy 1000$ a day

>>14229958
It's not 100%, but I take brown glass beer bottles and melt them in modified microwave ovens for weeks at a time until the single gold atoms form a lump of metallic gold. I yield about 3 oz of gold a week from about a quarter ton of brown glass that I got for free. Solar panels, so electricity is somewhat free. The refractory material that lines the microwaves are expensive and the underground faraday cage with 2ft concrete walls and roof wasn't cheap either, but I had sold BTC at ath to pay for that.

>>14234923
*not 100% passive. But close to it.

>>14230841
yes but when they get your ip address reports of multiple bans from there, tinder will have a backlog of all the messages you have been sending. Depending on how much you have stolen from people you will be prosecuted. Not by the people you have scammed but by tinder.

Tinder is a billion dollar company. If they get the reputation that it's filled with catfish/if they are filled with catfish, they will begin to lose a large share of user base.

>>14235038

>>14234289
How to get this gig

>>14229958
Scum