/biz/ - Business & Finance

HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER

I wish Robinhood would stop showing meme articles from SeekingAlpha.

How are futures any different than stocks?

>>14225650
>having lewds while serving in the military
Absolutely disgraceful. Mental illness confirmed.

Did he also get the military to cover the expenses for splaying open his penis and drilling a new hole into his pelvis?

>>14225715
I just found the lewds lol. Smol pp, looks like no surgery. Would tee bee aech

Do you guys pay the 5.00 a month for robinhood gold?

ITS NOT A LOLI JUST CUS IT HAS A FLAT CHEST

Don’t be tempted rat. You just know the smell and feel would be all wrong.

Camera angles and makeup are just sorcery.

>>14225695
they trade in the future

>>14225781
serious replies only

>>14225790
You are in the wrong neighborhood bud

>>14225790
They actually do trade in the future

Chewy is higher now than when I bought it! What do I win?

TQQQ 66 dollar per share tomorrow.

This thread doesnt give serious replies, only shitposts or vague reponses

Due to the fact that these moronic losers are afraid of looking dumb on the internet

So in many ways, they are right to behave the way they do as they lack the mental equipment to do anything else

Buy REFR

>>14225790

Dead serious. Futures traders are wizards.

>>14225896
Did you sell? You don't win anything until you sell when price is higher than you bought.

>>14225930

How dare you.

Lol SESN got smacked today

>>14225979
>Did you sell?
I'm only familiar with the buy high and sell low strategy

>>14226065
bynd is low

>>14225930
Honestly if someone asks a good question we try to give good answers

But 90% of questions are ‘how do options work’ or ‘I just bought XYZ, did i fuck up?’ or some question like those

So if you ask some simple question that could be googled or a question with a very abstract response, you 100% deserve to be memed on

>>14226111
It's okay I know you just lack the confidence to seem dumb in front of your internet friends

>>14226103
>pokeyman poster

>>14225695
X_X
this question pretty vague DESU

futures arent stocks, they commodities... mostly
they deliver you an item on their expiry date
they a product for people who really know what they doing

>>14226010
>He’s being an ingrate
Be thankful for that secondary offering bro!

>>14225930
>>14226111
Oh and in the 10% of times that someone asks a reasonable question and someone here types out a long and thoughtful response, 90% of those times, the person will never say anything back. They might read the response or not, who knows, they just leave the thread.

So if anyone acts like any questions posted to these threads deserve serious responses, it seems historically to not be the case

>>14226180
Sounds like you're a dick desu

>>14226219
I am a dick

The CME resources on futures are my favorite reference for general futures info on the web
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/why-futures.html

The links at the bottom of that page will get you started

who else here bought puts today in anticipation of the market getting powelled tomorrow?

>>14226164
>>14225695
futures are kinda an abstract thing >_<
especially futures for like ES or NZ because big money movers need those futures for abstract purposes like hedging the dollar interest on YEN rollover

but at their purest futures have less abstract use for commodities
say you manufacturer that uses lots of RICE, you need rice next month but you need to balance your books today, so you buy one rice futures lot, and write off your book today knowing your going to be in the black next month @_@

>>14226294
>in the black
fucking weebs

>>14226331
In the Black is the name of an investor-themed porno

>>14226370
fund it

Could Deutsche ever comeback?

>>14225775
margin is for boomers
just buy a leveraged fund

>>14226424
sure, they'll get bailed out by the krauts eventually

>>14226440
i buy leveraged funds on margin

>>14226454
but are they really near bankruptcy? they don't have a liquidity problem, more of a falling revenue problem. I could more easily see the krauts forcing them to merge with commerz

>>14226508
I think that merger is in the works, not sure though? How can these retarded banks not make it when the government are essentially recapitalizing them with ZIRP

>>14225623

Here is my passive income-focused portfolio. I've recently rebalanced toward bonds and treasuries to be more defensive.
QYLD 20%
STAG 25%
LQD 15%
SPHD 30%
SHY 10%

Think I've sufficiently covered my ass in case of downturn? Or is all this bear market stuff a meme and I'm too defensive? Is there a recession coming soon? What do you guys think

>>14226503
Beastmode

>>14226503
pretty sure they are not marginable

>>14220751
>>14220769
>>14220726
>>14220614
>>14220393
>>14220425

>>14226553
they had talks to merge them but i think they fell through because they couldn't agree with the unions on how many people to fire

MERCKKKKK!!!!

>>14226623
it was on the news today that they prefer their own solution.they also want to get rid of some people in the upper management

>>14226623
i guess that shouldn't be too surprising considering its yurop

>>14226556
Maybe I should play it Hella safe and go deep as hell into LQD?

>>14226670
fuck this continent

>>14226585
nice trade

>>14226693
thank you

30% ACWV
30% USMV
20% TQQQ
20% SPXL
+ sell out of the money options on TQQQ and SPXL to keep things balanced

Show me one thing wrong

>>14226281
lolno

Part of me really wants to buy some sqqq or something with a tight trailing stoploss, because you never really know how the market will react, and we’re rallying very hard into the meeting.

>>14226714
Big growth, not bad. Those dividends pay out annually?

>>14226764
Quarterly but most of the income would be from options

>>14226678
I would not call an overweight LQD position ‘safe’
At most take it up to 25% or 30%, higher than that is wacky. The ‘unsafe’ part can come from both the upside case and the hard downside case

>>14226678
All those bonds look really toppy to me, i wouldn't be piling in at these prices but that's just me

>>14226678
Extra safety would be cutting the STAG and SPHD in favor of SPLV and a mix of GLDI, SLVO, GLD, and SLV

>>14226788
Makes sense
>>14226792
Thanks for the advice. I wanna preserve my dividend stream in case of downturn but hadn't thought about what if we keep going up.

Descending triangle and symmetrical triangle on EA. Make preparations.

>>14226846

>>14226815
Yeah precious metals would be a safer play but I'm looking at maintaining my monthly dividend stream if at all possible.

>>14226916
GLDI and SLVO pay divs, they are the coveted call ETFs for PMs. Just like QYLD

>>14226943
They pay out monthly? I had no idea. Thanks for the advice fren

>>14226846

Eh. If I were to try this one I would put stop loss directly below the range of that flag at ~89.90, or a little lower for padding if you're worried about a juke down rebound up kinda thing. Safer to wait for a break above the upper line of the symmetrical triangle.

>>14226370
>>14226387
When I was in community college like 20 years ago, I was drinking a soda and I had the idea to create a porn site called Black Cherry, but then I checked and it was already a porn site.

>>14227033
lol

>>14226640
POST YOUR MERCK TENDIES NOW

>>14227033
kek

>>14227029
Just a word of caution about SLVO and GLDI - I do advocate holding some amount (1-2.5% each) as a nice little hedge, but understand what you’re getting into. Look at the price history, but don’t be scared off by it. Just understand that while the value of gold and especially silver fallls, the sold contract premium isn’t enough to make up for that, so the price has decreased.
Now silver /probably/ can’t go much lower, but we’ll see. Either way, be sure to plot out the SLVO and GLDI price + payouts and compare vs QYLD.
Of course, if you manually run a covered call strategy you will save a little bit in fees, but this depends on having enough in your account to sell a robust call program and to also properly nail the spreads. So paying the fees on something like these and QYLD isn’t as bad as it seems
Hope it makes sense

>>14227233
Thanks for the advice anon. I'm looking to buy and hold and get that monthly distribution not play the calls game. Having them make up about 5% of my port here makes sense.

>>14227123
M-Merck tendies?!

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUTUUUURES

>>14226714
me no expert on this thing yet....
for if selling OTM call part of strat...

then you migh better off just owning SPY & QQQ because volitility spread on them $ counterparts basic same but standard deviation higher on LETFs!

that means you gonna lose more money on LETFs out of money calls and lose money on LETFS slippage @_@

>>14227682

are fine?

>>14227700
god @_@ wish was good enough math for express this scenario mathmathily

>>14227700
>>14227745
do you want me to teach you how to do division rkg
I did some math just earlier in this thread >>14226585, very impressive I know

Why are the yuropoors doing zero interest again?

Are things really that bad over there? What will they do when things really do get bad?

Don't they realize all their capital will flow into glorious burger stocks and crypto?

>>14227916
That’s pretty much been happening for 2 years

>>14227700
But you are committing less cash with an option on a levered fund

>>14227916
Low interest rates means cheap money for those that want (need) it, meaning businesses
Also low interest rates encourages investors to prefer equities over treas/bonds, all else equal, so it can support the valuation of equities

Lot more to it than that, of course
When things get really bad they just have to get more and more accommodating, it’s a spiral

>>14227916
They will cut rates to negative

>>14227981
>>14228001
So they are just propping up zombie firms or what?

I get that they don't want to give up their gives and this is the most palatable way to keep the gravy train rolling.

But they are legit going to turn themselves into a 3rd world region again.

>>14228098
Who knows what will happen. You know, Japan, US, and China CentBanks are all comfortable turning on the ‘money’ supply and lowering rates too if they see the need.
EU just happens to have the lowest rates right now, coupled with economic weakness, lack of innovation, and a weird system with different countries banks under the ECB and different government spending policies for all members.
all governments and central banks are facing pressure right now. And they’re all sort of thinking the same thing: “we just need to do what we have to do with financial policy to keep the economy together, and hope that the economy grows its way out of this.”

>>14225778
did somebody say flat

>>14227916
This is what happens when you flood your country with immigrants that are low iq and no empty jobs for them to fill

Alright bitches fun is over. Everyone to the corner and start selling now!!!!

>>14228407
based bear chad

>>14226867
could go up, or down

So another day is done. People say I'm retarded and maybe insane. But proof is in the pudding and I'm raking in the gains. Up another 2.03% today. Overall I'm up 6.59% which is almost 1k. So Profit is Profit and nothing to ignore Least I've hung on to every dime I've put in instead of losing it down the shit hole like a lot of fools do. So let me close by saying this: Go AMRN Go AMRN Go! and Bag T babies also!

New all time highs tomorrow boys
Get your Toad in the Holes ready

>>14228577
sorry friend but you're about to get POWELL'D

Alright goyos, shill me something that's gonna moon or dump. Here is earnings for the week. Tell me what plays will make me rich

>>14228686
Booooooring

ORCL calls if we don't get a rate hike
AOBC puts

>>14228649
Powell joined the Winning team

>>14228686
betting on Kroger rising margins

>>14228686
I dunno. I wouldn't mess with Canopy Growth betting on either direction. Their financials won't be good but there is reason to believe they may have some other news to counteract that.

>>14228686
I wouldn’t buy any of those
SKT has been underperforming recently, after the LCK spring win they’ve been doing poorly in summer so far

>>14228686
Oh and long CarMax

Oh Holy Buyout Come to Me and Gift me with Bags of Cash or a Mix of Cash/Stock. AMRN and NBY are my Buyout Friends. Praying for the Sacred Buyout!

SORRY GUYS IT'S GONNA BE A RED TOMORROW
I DID WHAT I COULD

>>14228944
It’s cool. I’m short going in.

>>14228686
short everything on that list

>>14228686
MRK yolos

VTSAX

buy it

gains

stock pick of the day: NIO
it may be low now but soon Xi will kick out elon from china and make everyone buy their electric cars

You guys, JP wouldn’t lie to us, would he?

Was the low inflation really just transitory?

We’re not... we couldn’t be in a deflationary environment... could we?!

(Oh god... but tariffs are inherently inflationary, right?! But they also slow economic expansion, and we’re not expanding like we used to!)

AMDChads RISE UP

SPY has 1+ sdiv event roughly every month
SPXL has 1+ sdiv event roughly every 5 days

that means you can sell 1~ sdiv calls for spy for 5x less risk than SPXL

while over span of same time SPXL experiences minus ~5.11% in returns vs % SPY
while losing 200% more in calls vs SPY ?_?

>>14229440
this just using geneiously math too
in reality SPXL lost closer to 14% gains vs SPY ATH vs ATH value

that mean if you wouldla bought SPXL @ ATH last year you woulda lost roughly %10

>>14229538
this being alittle unfair to SPXL though
if you woulda bought SPXL at very bottom last year you woulda had more than 3x gains over SPY

>>14229538
that is why you use the premium of puts to get in at a lower price

how do I bonds with a robinhood account
considering sticking my future spare money (reserve of cash for averaging down on long term hodls when the chance arrives) into a bond ETF so that I can earn some dividends on the cash I would otherwise just have sitting around my account

ideally looking for something completely sideways constantly with a good dividend

>>14229791
TMF

Are any oil stocks good buys right now? If so which ones?

>>14229791
I know about bond ETFs (TLT, etc), but I'm having a hard time deciding between the options (long term, short term, leveraged or not leveraged)
Don't want to touch corporate bonds

>>14229806
too volatile for my preference in this situation, if I wanted volatility I'd stick to biotechs

>>14229806
>>14229821
that would be a good option if I wanted to buy something that ran inverse to the stock market without actually buying an inverse market ETF tho
unless the market is falling because of rising interest rates

>>14229811
Take a look at HAL, Kinder Morgan expansion just got approved in Canada, however the pipeline itself was bought out by the government last year.

>>14229860
>>14229821
>>14229791
Might just stick it in TLT
Short term bonds seem overbought atm, small specs are still heavily short

SPY is less than 1% from ATH. If Jerome Powell even hints at a cut then he needs to be fired immediately. The FED needs to be a greater position of power than the president to prevent interference. Everyone knows a hike is required with how crazy economy has been doing but no one wants to admit it. SPY up 20% YTD is NOT sustainable. We need rate hikes so we have ammo for eventual recession. You shouldnt be allowed to force rate cuts with tariffs. i will be loading up on TVIX tomorrow and urge anyone looking to get rich fast to do the same.

If Powell cuts rates, short US banks.

If Powell doesn't cut, long volatility and gold.

That's the plan.

>>14230196
>TVIX
>making money

oh no no no

>>14225775
no

so whats the best play for tomorrow, buy a strangle at open, sell the call before fedposting, sell the put after fedpost?

or viceversa?

or just go balls deep one direction?


>>14230196
>i will be loading up on TVIX tomorrow and urge anyone looking to get rich fast to do the same.
maybe if it dips during opening, otherwise you should have bought it yesterday

>>14230229
thats the post fedposting plan, any prep, or yall just sitting on 100% cash going into the call, with your longs and shorts already typed and ready to go with just a click, the second Powell breaths his first word?

Am I reading this right? The short interest is 30% of the float and over 24 million shares?

>>14230802
So, did you attack or what? What game is this, Civ?

>>14230859
it appears people are buying less milk

>>14228686
>Pump or dump
NAKD, But it's up to you to figure out which direction it's gonna spike :^)

>>14230196
SPY has been going sideways for 18 months already. it's like 1% above Jan26'18 peak and sept21'18 peak. markets lost out to inflation.

>>14228686
if i knew how i'd strangle IBM for the RedHat earnings date.

Thank you Martin Shikreli!!

>>14230941
People are probably buying milk alternatives. But man, DF sure did go in the shitter.

>>14231184
I have averaged down with it and only got in a few months ago. It’s gotta recover right?!?! It’s like the biggest producer, seems like the bad quarters last year mixed with restructuring really killed their numbers, everything is up after this

>>14231425
This is Ralph Scozzafava, the CEO of Dean Foods and the man responsible for your DF cheapies! Say something nice about him!

>>14231425
Basically the way DF is now they will never make money, they are losing money every quarter.
Their current management doesn’t really have a nice plan to return them to profitability, they’re just trying to sell what they can
But if you play it right and buy on oversold condition you can make money milking it real slow, there are some nice little +10% days I’ve found the past few months.

DF isn’t a profitable turnaround play like KHC or NWL, it’s more of a bottom feeder stock IMO
Which is a shame because it’s really a genuine well meaning American company that just wants to sell dairy products. They have good products, nice employees, great cows. But dairy just isn’t rad or hip with the kids these days like it used to be. They all want to eat $20 burgers made of peas and tide pods and shit

might get another dividend hike this year boys.
Dragoo broke into the fortification but that was the real plan

No more fooling around... Crash starts tomorrow

>>14231672

lol nah

>>14231520
How profitable is dairy anyway? I remember when I used to work at Walgreens, one of the items that we couldn't use our employee discount on was dairy, and my manager said that it was because they (Walgreens) don't make a lot of money on it. And every promo coupon, the fine print almost always reads that you can't use it on dairy products.

>>14231723
Start selling tomorrow... Powell's not going to budge, he's gonna raise rates.

>>14231784

Pfft. He's going to keep them same or maybe (low chance) cut. No way he hikes. Powell mystery man but I'm pretty sure on this scenario. What i'm not sure about is how the market will react.

>Pharmacy warns FDA of cancer-causing chemical found in widely used heart pill

Well, looks like Novartis is in some deeeeeeep shit. But guess who isn't involved? I'll give you a hint, it sounds like Merck.

>>14231425
Oh Ralph, you're much too handsome to be in a declining industry!

>>14231784
Correct, but I'm not sure about the "selling" part. We are pretty heavily bought, but all Powell has to do is say he's paying close attention to the data and is ready to act because he wisely raised rates, so now he has the ability to lower them.

But, let's look to Japan, which has engaged in ULTRA-QE.

>>14231646
That'd be nice. I didn't realize how deep in the red I am on my one share, because when I sell, it's gonna cost me another $5. They basically have me as a shareholder for life now. Too bad it's not in my IRA, otherwise I might've actually broke even from divvies in 50 years.

Does DRIP even work for these 0 volume stocks?

Any COT updates? How's that breadth looking?

>>14228738
Shit, I forgot about that ER... thanks for the cheapies :^(

>>14228369
Happening to the japs too, who have amazingly low immigration for a developed country.

>>14227916
>>14227981
>>14228001
>>14228098
Euro is stuck in the deflationary train too?

God damn... ever since /smg/ enlightened me on QE and the odd state of central banks propping up the developed world, I've grown very concerned.

And here we are, with Dolan Trump slowing down the global economy with tariffs. Is he trying to take Japan down once and for all? Does he even care about making anime real?

>>14231770
>How profitable is dairy anyway
man I have no idea what the hard numbers look like sorry
I'd have to start looking up costs of cows and farmland and milking machines and frozen transport....
basically, it isn't cheap. If you have a good operation with newish machinery and good supply chain, and strong brands that sell, you can still make money. The issue with DF is that all their infrastructure (equipment and logistics) is old and inefficient (there is a whole history with walmart in there).

Something like milk (or any other dairy product) is so healthy and full of life and nutrients that basically every bacteria in the universe just wants to live in it and multiply. That's where a lot of the cost comes from, compared to so many other goods. gotta keep it cold and properly stored from the moment it gets pasteurized to the moment someone buys it in a grocery store.
A lot can go to waste, groceries don't sell all their milk in time and have to throw some away. so that cost gets passed on to the consumer.

Am I better off with a savings account? I have $10k in VTSAX that I passively contribute to, and it’s only generated pic related. There’s online savings accounts that pay out at least 2.25% APY. Am I wasting my time with vanguard?

>>14232315
No

>>14232359
>>14232315
Actually your choice
Depends on your personal goals and tolerance for risk
In the long term, the market is almost guaranteed to outperform 2.1% annually, look at historical total stock market index annual return rates

>>14232359
Thanks for the reply. Care to elaborate a bit more? I’m just starting to get disillusioned about my investing strats.

>>14232383
>>14232381
Nevermind, didn’t see your reply. Thanks. Risk tolerance is fairly high. 27, married, homeowner. Gainfully employed in a career with good upward mobility.

>>14232315
Only if
A. you are going to need that money in the next 10 years
Or
B. You have very low risk tolerance

Also, best if you’re doing it in an IRA for tax-deferred gains.

Some other exceptions, like being close to retirement, makes bonds more appealing. And if you’re filthy rich real estate is another option.

>>14232383
>>14232398
Bear in mind that I'm not the best person to be giving you advice about your finances, but it's historically been the case that the stock market consistently outperforms cash savings over the long term, albeit with higher volatility/risk
Look up the historical statistics behind this, don't just take my word for it

>>14231933
the cot shows half of small specs giving up on their short positions. -60k to -30k
and epic defeat for small little specs of dust

When is today's announcement about the Fed's rate policy? In about 9.5 hours?

>>14233200
In 11.5 hours

>>14233200
2pm EST is the normal time i think?
or 1pm?

GALT....

>>14233712
What about GALT?

>>14234264
his bags are heavy

>>14234603
I used to play the shit out of most of those.

>>14231007
Violence is never the answer, anon

6 ish hours now?
Rate cut would signal the end of the cycle.
No change would signal the beginning of the great fed white house war.

>>14225930
>This thread doesnt give serious replies, only shitposts or vague reponses
Imagine just now discovering the concept of internet forums and then getting salty that they exist.

>>14225930
You have to add the [SERIOUS] tag to your post

>>14233712
Be patient child

Wake up, you fucks. Big day today!

>>14235295
Filtered

>>14227916
Because the southern and eastern countries aren't able to compete with the economy of places like Germany. They are in constant crisis mode because the euro is too strong for them and since they can't devalue it enough they have to keep borrowing money to keep themselves afloat.

On the other hand germans are mad because the German people are scared of investing into stocks and instead put everything into savings accounts. So now the germans hate the poor eurocountries and the poor eurocountries hate the germans.

It´s a shitshow ever here. The euro was a mistake.

Whats the good word today?

Wake up, morning routine complete, get to work, pull up Schwab StreetEdge App.

>SESN

Public offering at discounted rate.

>>14235591
titties

>>14235591
Oh boy here we go again

>>14235591
Individual pitbulls are no more dangerous than most other dog breeds

So what's the take on Powell raising rates today?

>>14235640
Why would you go on the internet and spread lies. You're trying to tell me a pittbul is as dangerous as one of them 5 pound toy breeds?

>>14235687
rates will remain unchanged but they'll hint at the possibility of reducing them in the future

>>14235698
True, they are larger than some other dog breeds and therefore more dangerous
Less aggressive would be a better choice of words

>>14235760
Pendy pls don't take this b8

>>14235785
It's Baggie, I assume everything he posts is ironic by default

Blood red futures lets goooo

IT'S GONNA BE A RED DAY TODAY BOYS
SORRY I COULDN'T HELP IT
SEE YA

calm down children

Roll... EVEN=GREEN. ODD=RED.

>>14235905

>>14235760
That's like saying blacks are no more inclined to commit violent crimes than other races.

>>14235905
>>14235909
oh shit

>>14235905
rollleing in le ebin role thread!!!! upvoted

Anyone posting here is even an alpha male? or are they all in crypto?
What you buying if you are an alpha

>>14235640

>>14235935
wheat futures

>>14235935
>What you buying if you are an alpha

meaningless possessions that serve no purpose other than to boost their social status
Like expensive clothes, watches, and fancy cars

>>14235937
https://atts.org

Pitbulls are no more likely to attack someone than most other breeds of dogs

>>14235942
alpha
>>14235954
beta

>>14235935
im seeking beta

>>14235935
Orange juice futures

>>14235954
>Pitbulls are no more likely to attack someone than most other breeds of dogs
So who gives a shit? When they do attack they'll rip you apart. You said they were "no more dangerous", which is bullshit.

Speaking of futures

>>14235935
boring index funds

>>14226556
I'm deep in government contractors, food, and cigs/alcohol for my defensive positions

>>14236018
>rough rice
That's what my gf calls it when I give her the jackhammer.

>>14236018
That made me interested in Lumber but all the lumber stocks I found are near 52 week highs...

>>14236014
>>14235760

>>14236018
NO MY OATS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>14235905
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>14225775
Nah, but I can see how it might be useful if you want the tier 2 data benefits.

>>14236190
What does that entail besides Morninstar reports? I can already see Morningstar reports and other reports on my Charles Schwab account without paying any extra.

>>14236221
Well it's 5 bucks a month as opposed to 5 bucks a trade, so it just depends on the kind of trader you are I suppose.

I have no idea what to buy today. Thinking SNSS maybe?

>>14236229
$4.95 a trade (and you can buy certain ETFs and mutual funds with no commissions). If you're making less than trade a month, then Schwab would be cheaper. If more, then you can do your research on Schwab and trade on Robinhood.

any better free screeners out there than tradingview or finviz?

>>14236282
That's a fair point. It's still not a terrible deal or anything if you'll use the other features, but it can be nice to have if you also want margin trading or need more instant deposits, but if you aren't gonna use margin trading then yeah it's a total scam. If you're doing any serious trading then you'd be on Schawb or Etrade or something.

Personally I only fuck with margin trading crypto because I just don't trust my stock market decisions

>>14236320
What don't you like about finviz? It's pretty powerful.

>>14236282
> If you're making less than trade a month, then Schwab would be cheaper
I got a $200 price improvement on my last trade from Schwab
I will stick with paying the $5

>>14236345
no indexes, shit refresh

>>14226179
LOL

Pendulum is really getting smacked

My cost average is .70 so I am still up huge but sucks for anyone who bought above a $1.50 probably going to r/s before eoy too

I just bought 2 more of the BYND puts. Lets short this fucker back to $100.

>>14236376
You have to pay for live data. For a free product, it's a decent starting point

>>14236378
i've heard of many doctors who lose money in the stock market because they have a skewed view on biotech stocks

he isn't even a doctor, he's literally an undergrad. you would be better off throwing darts at at stocks

Sold TSLA, NTDOY, and KSS at a positive net increase, thinking on investing more into ATVI for later this year.

>>14236378

Average for me is 0.79. Still up.

>>14236014
It's b8

He went on google to cherrypick a study that disagrees with my point of view, just because I have the temerity to criticize his all-in "investing" style.

Pitbulls do look absolutely calm and happy, even when they're covered in blood. Pitbull attacks may be unrelated to aggression, it's just instinct.
We bred them to tear flesh out of animals and people, and they're very good at it.

>>14236378
Truly, our worst poster.

Still, I really do hope he finds a social life outside of this thread one day. No one should have to spend their birthdays alone.

Oh WTF bynd, don't do this to me!

>>14236431
McDonald's is gonna strike a deal with this company because: 1. to replace their current "falafel tasting" veggie shit burger 2. to counter burger king's "Impossible burger" for people who prefer BYND.

This shit is going to $300 by EOY

Just bought some SNSS and DSKE. DSKE actually has good earnings so it's weird their stock price is so low to begin with.

>>14236481
Well fuck me in the McAsshole.

My bond ETFs

>>14236497

When does fedman talk?

My Pillow

Initiate the long squeeze on BYND!

>>14236445
Daaaaang, you called the bottom in Kohls?
I still think it's too cheap, and the dividend makes it a get-paid-to-wait stock.

Not sure why you're ditching Nintendo before their new mobile game drops? You think it'll flop?

>>14236481
Seems doubtful. Beyond is too new, too much of an unknown entity. MCD's can't risk it on a new company like that. Seems more likely they'd use Nestle or Tyson's veggie products.

>>14236552
about 4 hours, according to CNBCfren

>>14236481
Here's my short thesis for $BYND.

>>14236604
Kohl's was doing nothing but tanking, I wasn't well versed enough on the subject to consider keeping it. As for Nintendo, some of their heavy hitters aren't coming until 2020 (like most of the games industry) so I figure later in the year after I sell ATVI at its peak I'll go back to Nintendo and start diversifying.

>>14236636
thnx fren

>>14236514
>SPTS

>>14236653
Huh. Maybe I'm too old to game gaming.

Mobile gaming seems like a winner though, and nintendo hasn't found their flagship mobile game yet. ATVI may also actually end up winning out from Diablo Mobile.

Merck... please stop... this not sustainable...
I don't want to sell!

MAXR continues to be on a tear

Anyone get into this when I told you about it back at 6.15?

Get that NASA money

>It's afraid!

>NBRV going up
Finally, my calls were getting pretty fucking heavy. Gonna wait for the top and probably dump my calls and rebuy a bit lower. Or might just hold on for August and then take profits and get in again for contempo

>>14236690
>Diablo Mobile
Lmao that one's gonna be a trash fire judging by how the announcement went: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZoaec37uaI
I'm banking more on CoD:MW and WoW Classic as nostalgia sells just as well as sex does.

While mobile gaming does have its own future, games with microtransactions are the big money makers. Currently there's not enough audience for mobile games to really be worth anything right now.

It's all good from where I'm sitting
Jerome do your thing

tasty positions making money
not a cloud in the sky

>>14236449
Are you holding or dumping?

my dad works at the Fed
he said they are going to do a 50 basis point rate cut

Feel like weed is sending false bull flags atm

There are anons ITT who didn‘t buy QYLD at
>22.60
>22.70
>22.80
>22.90
>(You) are here
>23.00
>23.50
>24.00

>>14236766
I was one of the gamers who was pissed off.

But then I look at how much time I can sink into gatcha games, and how much money they rake in.

People really don't know what they want...

>>14236804
>indicates recession status
>initiate panic dumping

>>14236804
LOL the fed doesn't cut rates during Republican administrations...

I recommend buying in on DSKE, the stock price is super undervalued for a company that is consistently profitable and out-does earnings estimates with their actual earnings reports.

>>14236825
Of course people will still buy it and they'll make a profit off of it, but I would hold out until ATVI blows their entire load.

A safe bet right now is now MSFT, as they've got MC Dungeons coming out (which will sell, purely from memes and MC licensing popularity) as well as the even bigger Scarlett releasing this year. Now is most definitely the time to start buying into games companies as next year E3 is going to be much better than this year. This year was kinda a shitfest.

>>14236798
Holding for now. I think the bottom will be 1.25 I have a target of 4 but will exit at 3 depending on how things progress.

>>14236798
Kind of kicking myself for not dumping half at $2.60 so I set up a sell order for next time

>>14236804
I heard that they're going to sacrifice a cow onstage as a burnt offering
then, JP will announce a one (1) basis point rate hike just to fuck with the algos

Jerome and Steve Munch will dab, to show that they are out of touch boomers 1 year behind the times. All the zoomers will groan and roll their eyes and slink back into their caves.
Boomers will celebrate with the greatest round of buying that you've ever seen

Buy SALM for the divvys

>>14236902
Whoops meant to tag you here >>14236921

>>14236925
>1995 was 60 years ago
Damn dab is getting pretty old

>>14236855
>consistently profitable
they lost money in the last 2 quarters

hmmm for hold short to 2914 or close now,
that am question

>>14236941
>SALM
Hey Larry do you have any more stock tickers 'targeting audiences interested in Christian and what it describes as "family-themed content and conservative values."' ?

I'm looking to make a play, but I need to to be comprehensive and robust
thanks, much love

>>14237011
2914 is super far away
eyes on 2945 ! and beyond!
2914 is the past, it's a myth, it doesn't happen anymore
forget about little numbers like that

>>14237016
Laugh all you want. See you at $6

>>14236983
Sorry, I meant their revenue is consistently growing. I know they aren't quite at profitable yet.

Ohh so THAT's why Nintendo stock is dropping

Fucking BYND's volume got muted.

>>14237043
hey wait I wasn't being sarcastic I'm 100% down with it
I know some people involved in Christian entertainment, there is some nice money to be made there
I'll buy your SAML, I'll go in with you on that, but I need to really feel out the layout of the sector, I have to really explore the space before I'm gonna commit

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>14237080
Real?
I thought the fire emblem community gave up.

Maybe that’s why it’s so high, it’s just the people who couldn’t be disappointed.

powell will punch market under bell xD

>>14237040
kek
me think 2895 have been earned, and maybe even 2901

but 2915 and 2905 deff have unfinished business O_O

it will be nice trading some new number though

>>14237134
>Iria
Good taste

>>14237088
It was only running the way it was because shorts were getting absolutely railed

the risk of buying puts on something megabouncy like that is when it suddenly settles, you're ass out. BYND IV dries up and you need it to move but suddenly it won't

which I warned you about on Thursday or Friday pretty clearly :p

We'll see though, this could be the calm before a renewed short pressure pushes it back down to 120.
BUT it won't necessarily happen on your time-table, the stock could hover in range for a week or two before being sent down to the meaty dungeons

>>14237221
So you're saying I need to eat the loss and move on?

>>14237080
It tanked the exact moment they showed the new mainline Pokemon games on E3. Apparently they're complete garbage. From what I've read so far:

> graphics are ass
> can't port in older Pokemon unless they're in the game (which is only a fraction)
> lots of old gimmicks cut, now replaced by GIANT POKEMON LMAO

Will it sell millions? Yes, even Let's GO sold over ten fucking millions. But what could have been the next blockbuster might turn out to be a lame duck for Pokemon game.

>>14237245
no BYND is going to get fucked back down to 110 and it will be zoomers and millenials holding the bags.

Get your FED prediction in, what do they do today?

I say maintain rates, with a dovish outlook basically jawboning the market up

Different CNBC man says consumer discretionary, staples, and healthcare do best after a rate cut.

Man yesterday was anomaly. He better not say that shit to my face, see what happens.

It’s very weird but I’m hoping right now that all my favorite holdings get crushed. I want to buy MO, MRK, and DIS again, but lower.

I want them to get crushed also so when my DRIP hits, it can buy more partial shares.

>>14237277
But it's bumping the slump. I'm sweating bullets over here. How am I going to explain to the fridge that we can't afford over priced Italian food because I lost all my money speculating on the price action of fate meat?

>>14237298
Hike rates.

>>14237328
get the pink wojaks ready in that case

My employer is offering an employee stock program starting next year and it's at a 15% discount. How do these things work?

>>14237328
Rare hike would be absolutely hilarious:

> everybody expects a drop today or the next time
> prop it up insted

The slaugher on the market would be something else.

>>14237298
Maintain rates and dispel the notion they are on the verge of cutting them.

>>14237245
You gotta start a BYND e-coli scare REALLY quick

but also when trading options the way you do, short term stuff, you HAVE to understand how volatility really works. You can't just look at the market VIX and say, oh, that's the volatility for BYND right now. You can't treat BYND price like it will bounce around for the rest of your put duration, just because it had so far.
Like if you're buying more 'out in the middle of the market' options like SPY contracts or whatever, then you can look at the VIX, and you can anticipate that there isn't something like a massive short float being forced to cover
but BYND is/was a whole different ball game than that. Because of the fundamentals of the options contracts involved

>>14237298
what you said is the expected case. I expect it too
I unironically hope that they hike by 0.01% just to fuck with algos, but Jerome is too serious for that.

If he cuts I'll be a little surprised, I think it'll give TV people a lot to talk about but I don't know how much a maintain or a slight cut really changes the fundamental landscape right now. People will all talk like it's a huge deal, but it really isn't

>>14237354
Standing by.

You filthy kikes are NEVER getting my AMD, understand?

>he doubted GALT

>>14237440
I just don't see any case for cutting rates with the current economic environment, seems like they SHOULD be raising

>>14237438
>>14237435
Nobody cares about rate hike anymore you newbs

>>14237459
Just be patient
I won't start making posts like this until we're above 10

>>14237268
I still pre-ordered it because that's how I roll

>>14237438
2nd paragraph expectations from goldman and ms (in the next post). Unless this is significantly different, I think the press conference is the more important event of the day.

>>14237459
>Making this post at 3.90
>>14237481
Yeah what this guy with wrong opinions about dogs said.

>>14237562

NEW..... TACO!!!

>>14237581

>>14237581

>>14237581

>>14237581

>>14237463
It's all about that political pressure man
Trump ratcheted up the rhetoric this past weekend in the interview, he's not outright saying he's going to remove Jerome, but a hike would have him frothing at the mouth.
I like hike, hike would be fun, but I don't think Jerome has the stones to rock the boat like that

>>14237537
I considered buying it, but after seeing this shitshow? Nah, fuck this.

>>14237616
Jerome might not, but what about the rest of the fed? You know theyd win the war of media perception. Let's not pretend Trump is as popular as he was in 2016, even pol hates him.

>>14237475
Hey dafuq happened to lci

>>14236481
Think of all the money we McFucking lost

god damn you REFR, i sit on you for months and the DAY i sell you fucking make your move, i curse you and your kin

>>14238284
>gRDot

It's a sign....

AHHHHHHHHH

>>14238731
Why did you buy that stock

>>14238741

I got greedy

>>14238772
Oh well
Everyone makes mistakes, just live and learn
You didn't lose a significant amount of money at all