/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14210158
Being married is the best investment
Treat it as such
It exists for you
You dont serve your investments
You dont serve her

She will love you for staying in charge

>>14210158
Get ready for your wife to divorce you and go on a cock carousel one she finds out you guys as a couple became squatrillionaires.

>>14210158
dont tell her about the link anon. ever

Who the hell gets married on a Tuesday?

>>14210158
Kek. Sorry bro, if it makes you feel any better your still going to make it.

>>14210187
This. 0/10 larp OP. Why aren't you in summer school. You have to be over 18 to post here. I had to solve 2 capchas for this and I even have 4chanX so kys OP.

>>14210187
Just doing a civil ceremony tomorrow. Party is in a month.

>>14210158
If you guys love each other don't sweat it fren. Just pop out some kids and focus on that. Meanwhile the Link will make you millions and you'll be good in case anything goes sideways. If you're truly unhappy there's not much you can do I suppose, I have mixed thoughts on marriage but ultimately would like to do so and have kids. Don't tell her about the Link and play it by ear. Good luck

I got married on a Thursday. Hands down the best day of my life. The best way I can describe it is that it feels like making it. Truly making it.
But then again me and my wife had been together for 8 years at the time and have a relationship not really seen much nowadays. Even got her into crypto. It's been pretty cool. Do t squander this OP. Marriage is far more important than any shitcoin. Mooning or otherwise

>>14210158
If you're not excited to marry her then don't. You don't have to get married.

Hope you're online to sell tomorrow anon

>>14210487
>>14210175
>>14210158
Why the fuck would anyone get married?

>>14210158
You came to the business & finance board to tell us how you made literally the worst investment a man can make
>but I signed a prenup!
Prenups get thrown out every time
Do not ever tell her about your Link stash

>>14210487
>>14210239

You have to go back

Larp

>>14210158
Whatever dude, it's just a waman. Why spend so much on the wedding? I will probably marry my current gf too. Gonna make some babbies for the race war. It will definitely be a simple wedding though, just smallish number of guests with a few kegs of free beer and some bros for the live music. It will be lots of fun, no need to spend a fortune.

She's gonna divorce you and take half your stack because you got greedy and forgot about the important things in life.

>>14210340
>If you guys love each other don't sweat it fren.

The fact that he's second guessing himself and made a thread on an anonymous Brazilian Jiu Jitsu forum makes me question how much he cares for her. This doesn't sound good. How do you say "she's not that good looking" when you're about to marry her?

>>14210606
I’ve noticed /biz/ tends to attract a lot of “normal” people...

>>14210670
This guy gets it

To the mgtows itt, I get that in this neo-liberal hellhole marriage is a legal nightmare but you gotta make babbies if you want to kill the people that made it this way. Children are like time traveling bullets. Just don't get confused and think women are anything other than baby factories. You don't have to tell them about your stack of stinkies. Nobody should know about that, especiallg not the IRS. I control the finances, she doesn't have to know anything about it.

>>14210175

>you dont serve her
>it exists for you
>but you get a legal contract where she gets the benefits

lmao the mental gymnastics

>>14210158
Have fun losing half your shit in the inevitable divorce you stupid cuck

>>14210158
>i could have had 150k link
>i will end up with 25k
poor decisions have consequences son

>>14210158
>not even that good looking
You absolute mong. Why fud your own marriage before it even starts?

>>14210158
Hope you did prenup

>>14210158
>She's not even that good looking.
Oof. Have fun never getting horny again.
Even a 9/10 is at least fun in the night time for 2 or 3 years.
Spoiler: you die of prostate cancer from never getting off. Lolfag

>>14210158
congrats you are officially retarded. i am sorry for your loss.

>>14210905
Nah, it's better to marry a 7. If you are hotter than her she will be the one who wants to be with you more than you want to be with her. All my best relationships were with 7s, they'll do anything to keep you. So long as she is reasonably cute and fuckable it's all good. I've had 9s, it isn't better and they're more likely to be impossible to be around. They don't get as snuggly and clingy because they always think they can do better. Maybe if you are a 10/10 chad it's different but not for most people including me. Be realistic about where you're at and you'll be happier.

>>14211053
This guy def fucks

>>14210158
anon, honestly and unironically, the only problem you have is that thing that stares back at you in the mirror.

Fix it and you may actually enjoy making it.

Cuz right now you sound like a bitch.

>>14210158
Just buy a low-cap like SNTVT to amke up for it later. You'll be fine.

>>14210158
>getting married
never gonna make it

Lol write a prenuptial or else you're fucked dude

>>14210158
>falling for the marriage scam
Everyone look at this bluepilled cuck and laugh

>>14210487
r*ddit post. marriage is a trap. all women are whores.

>shes not even good looking
Hahahahah

>>14210158
I have been with my gf for 10 years now, still haven’t given her that ring yet. What made you do it op?

>>14210187
>who the hell gets married
Ftfy

>>14210158
If you have that many doubts I wouldn't do it if I were you. I mean I've been with gf for almost 10 years (we started being together at 14 yo) and there hasn't been a day in which I didn't desire to raise a family with her

>>14211053
post a pic or it never happened

>>14210158

Dont forget to buy a ton of Monero if you divorce her so you can hide ya ass

>>14210158
And if you do /make it/ she's going to divorse you and take half your shit xDDDD

>>14211053
Astute