/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14207290
Hi, is this seat taken? Thanks. I'll have a Jack and coke.

Hi

>>14207290
did we ever get $2? shit went to 1.99 wtf

I'm sending over some BTC to Binance to buy LINK lmao. Sad because I'm only going to have like ~500 LINK but whatever.

>>14208272
It got to $2.03

>>14208290
2.07 on binance

GET YOUR MOON BOOTZ ON BOYZ

WE ARE GOING TO SPACE JAM

pro-tip for all anons out there: you can get an incredibly high-paying job working in the service industry if you work on seaworthy yachts. It's all billionaires and their bro's and they tip like saudi princes. Its just a few blowjobs per day and you get all living and expenses payed PLUS a per diem. My brother did that shit for years and met this dude. We all got thrown out of a gay bar together when he was in port and became fast friends. He trusted us on this with his play-money. We'll operate a node together once shit gets real.

okay, but i get to drive.

Swinglinkers get the rope

Is there room for one more? My gf has a nice brapper, you can touch it if you want.

>>14208348
You've invited an unimaginable of swingies. Have fun.

>>14207290
Real human being

>>14207290

>>14208579
reminder that swingies are the ones hyping this facebook nothingburger

>>14208619

>>14208619
>tfw fiendin everyday

are we about to take off? Been comfy here waiting since the etherdelta days.

>>14208619
Nice
>>14208661
Extra Nice

I'm about to max out my credit card and buy 2k more link
What do you guys think? I feel like it's a safe bet. I really believe in my linkies

>>14208324
AIDS ain't cheap anon.

I have to wageslave in 6 hours but I can’t fucking sleep. This is all to crazy

>>14208324
>>14208805
i accept that i'm a meme now. Its a current i can't swim against. Just know that there are good careers in the yachting industry and i was being serious.

>>14207290
Not gonna lie, former Chainlink node operator here. This is fucking hilarious watching Sergey crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the big mac secret sauce

>>14209115

dude I remember the thread from Sunday (?) where you first said this, then the thread where you first complained about people adding the gay stuff, and now today when you’re at acceptance. Top fucking kek man, know that I am on this journey with you.

>>14209115
hahahahha

god bless you anon. it was a good thread. you are a chainlink meme now, you should be proud!!

>>14209196
>>14209207
yeah, all those posts are me. I'm sure one day when they make a movie about us there will be a subplot about one of the workers on the Link Yachts following my advice and actually making it.

It's stinky in here

>>14209266
holy fuck
whoever is writing the chainlink movie needs to screencap this

Wagie wojak and Big Mac needs to be turned into a storybook.

Chainlink logo has been updated on the coinbase app

>>14209196
>>14209207
>>14209295
>opening credits fade to the rhythmic beats of Darude Sandstorm
>a 200 m super yacht is the scene for busy service industry workers setting up for a bi-annual link meet up
>a teenage boy slips due to a sudden wave and drops a crate full of commemerative Sergey Plaid (TM) pattern crystal champagne flutes
>he is berated by the chads and stacies for being such a klutz
>with tears threatening to spill from his eyes he notices a slip of paper in the broken glass
>a strange "web address" that starts with warosu
>end scene

>>14209380
Based.

The movie could flip between our story and how we made it and this teenage boy in the present time, working on a yacht and making slow and steady gains while investing. Maybe one of the original marines could end up being his mentor.

stinky linky reporting in

>>14209456
I got about 50k linkies just chillin right now.
pic related, its us in a few months

>>14209450
>>14209380
>a seabird cries out over idyllic blue water off the coast of Nazorovia, formerly known as Barbados
>all the usual faces have come to make an appearance
>42 anon, schitzo anon, and the beautiful discord trannies who have achieved full and perfect transition
>Thomas turns a corner of the yacht, his strong skillful legs unhindered by the sways of the ocean
>His 17 white children and 3 wives following shyly behind him
>Demeter his eldest, unused to the masculine perturbations of the sea bumps into a young man who stammers an indecipherable apology before dissapearing below deck
>but not before her scent is imprinted into his young heart forever

>>14207290
hey anon, i'll have a beer. and leave the bottle.

>>14208619
>filename related

>>14208348
>sacrifices needed to be made brother
>their suffering for their sins has just begun...

<inter-linked> forever more

>>14209650
>sacrifices needed to be made brother
>their suffering has just begun...
https://youtu.be/ZRcpnM26nJM

<inter-linked> forever more
>I've seen things you (((people))) wouldn't believe

>>14209566
*here* *here*
jannies clean this up
>>14209138
^this guys a mess

its time fren

>>14209703

>>14209542
this is why I can’t leave

>>14209542
>42
you called?
>all the usual faces have come to make an appearance
>>42 anon

>>14209542
I was with you until you said the sea is masculine. Sea is always female my dude. Sky is the man.

>>14209731
>42 (Dead) anon
what did they mean by this...

>>14209542
holy fuck my sides

>>14209737
noooooo fu nigger
chainlink memes has gone too far

>>14209737
absolutely based

>>14209719
>this is why I can’t leave
anon...i...i have some unexpected bad news for you
>filename related

>>14209719
>>14209542
>>14209380
>the young man nimbly retreats below the deck of the massive yacht
>what, what was that? He thought, his heart fluttering in a pattern hitherto unknown to him
>he turns the corner heading towards his bunk with Chad and Tyrone, his mind on matters altogether other than the ways of the sea
>at last sitting at his cramped desk, he retrieves the slip of paper from his pocket and types the address into the blockchain one letter at a time. W. A. R. O...
>his eyes moving frantically from side to side as the young man receives the hidden wisdom, like a man dying of thirst receives fresh drink
> but above deck, events yet unseen unfold

>>14209799
non-stop journey into fear
>/anons/ face when he realizes he's the newfag
>pic related
>song related
https://youtu.be/_tcW-j7KFgY

>>14209757
>>14209757

>>14209824
>24 || 42
>42 (Dead) anon
>what did they mean by this...

>>14209842
>42 || 24
>24 || 42
>42 (Dead) anon
>what did they mean by this...
they mean that there is nothing to fear but yourself

>>14209860
>nothing to fear but yourself

>>14209115
>memed and pasta'd
You should feel honored brother.

>>14209842
>nothing to fear but yourself
>mfw

>>14209860
>>14209876

>>14209906
>>14190477
>>14190488

https://youtu.be/Lm38Ojh61lY

>>14209917

>>14209488
>$1000 EOY is FUD
anyone who tells you otherwise is lying and wants you to sell low
>mfw chainlink is going to save crypto
strap in...it's happening....tonight....and every night

>>14209115
>>14209266
>>14209380
>>14209542
>>14209811
is this bobs and boy-vagene /anon/?

>>14208619

>>14210009

>>14208348
Got me good with that one anon

>>14209115

Ive def enjoyed watching the birth of this meme
Also with u anon
Fucking love boats

>>14209811
>>14209758
>>14209740
>>14209731
>>14209719
>>14209542
>>14209380
>above deck, the festivities have commenced
>the beautiful discord trannies have begun their deadly ritual dance, flowing in and out of the crowd of well-seekers like morning mist whispering ancient words of market capitalization
>the bobros and mumus gambol to the crowds delight, locked in symbolic combat to the awed cries of both children and adults
>an animotronic effigy of CSW attempts to sign the genesis block as a smug pepe yanks it from his reach in an eternal sysiphean cycle
>TINK TINK resounds, and the crowd becomes silent
>I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. Thomas utters with herculean force.
>But, i think you'll want to hear it from one more gentle than I.
>he turns with smiling eyes to his beloved daughter Demeter
>My dear, will you do the honors?

>>14210025
>Fucking love boats
anon i...

>>14209981
no, this is gay yacht meme anon

>>14210041

>>14210041
You mean the Olympia?

Will it drop down to 1.5 anytime before the announcement or should I just buy some more right now?

>>14210046
*here*
*here*

>>14210067
>Will it drop down to 1.5 anytime
ask me how I know it won't drop to 1.5 anytime anon...

>>14210041
So whens that yacht party bros?

Opinions on Q, 42?

>>14210078
How you know it then?

>>14210035
>>14209811
>>14209542
>>14209380
>Shy Demeter feels a maiden's blush rise to her cheeks
>O-of Course father! She stutters to the only true man she has witnessed in her life.
>She takes the mic and wilting-ly says "f-fuuck Ni-"
>"Louder!" tranny brap poster garishly cries out from his throne of brappers.
>the microphone reverbs with a mechanical shriek as Demeter steadies herself to call out in a stronger voice " FUCK NIG-"
>Black clad interlopers vault over the yacht's railings to startled cries
>"MONERO ASSASSINS!" cries Thomas as he pulls his 17 white children and 3 wives behind him
>EN GARDE!

>>14210200
>How you know it then?
because you were nowhere to be found when it was $1.5 and now here you are eager
fresh meat lol
chum like you gets swallowed if you don't keep discipline
good luck, you will need it

>>14209115
Hey I started the price-lock meme. Swear on my life. Spent weeks posting ridiculous questions regarding how hardware wallets worked.

>>14210266
>because you were nowhere to be found when it was $1.5 and now

I bought it when it was $0,6
Sure late, but not that late

>>14210316
we are a part of history fren

>>14210348
Literally the closest thing to immortality that I will achieve. Bizarre.

>>14210009
I want chainlink cubes :D
where did you get them anon

comfy

I hope fb doesn’t mention link. Too many good news in a short time is a bad thing

>>14210437

>>14210396
While back on etsy but the page is gone. Pretty sure price mooned before delisting so they're likely valuable but NEVER SELLING kek

>>14210130
>Opinions on Q, 42?
>tripfag but here's a good normie analysis on it
Q was a bigtime LARP
I'm just a guy with an opinion
big difference
the bogdanoffs though?
>don't even ask...you don't want to know...

>>14210396

>>14210482
>Q anon is a tripfag but here's a good normie analysis on it
https://youtu.be/nLFFNpTQla0
besides (pic related) is a better (((Q))) and more redpilling IMO if you read between the lines
>Queens of the stoned age

>>14210496
>>14210474
>NEVER SELLING kek
>your face when...
>you realize $1000 EOY is FUD

>>14210437

>>14210482
>the bogdanoffs though?
>>don't even ask...you don't want to know...

>>14208279
Wait for retrace
>>14208348
Picked up 25% more link by scalping with swings. Why does this make you so mad?

We're gonna make it lads

>>14210548
https://intothealgorithm.bandcamp.com/album/compiler-optimization-techniques
wonder if this dude owns link/ethereum, latest album cover is pretty obvious

>>14210208
>>14210035
>>14209811
>>14209542
>>14209380

>beneath the main deck the action is just as hectic
>the young man's fingers dart furtively upon his mechanical keyboard as his eyes race over the illumination of his screen
>"i-if this is true, then I-"
>"Then you can have a great career working on seaworthy yachts" a wizened voice calls out from behind him
>Startled, the young man rises to his feet and turns
>filling his eyes are the features of an old man, eyes wizened with smile-lines and crows feet that cannot hide the pure aryan blood beating from his bavarian heart
>"Who are you! How did you get in here!?!?"
>"Who? How? Why it was you who brought me here my young friend. But that should not be your concern as of now. You should be more concerned about that lovely young lady and that horrible dinn rising above us. Unusual clashing and clanging for a yacht party, wouldn't you agree?"

>>14210437
>Too many good news
please sir
the rupees sir
>the absolute state of LINK FUD in (current year + 4)

>>14210555

The age of the fat NEET millionaire has come.

We're gonna make it boys!

See yall on the yacth

turn up the sound OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHwGCmEqK3I

>>14208279
>~500 LINK

>>14210628
>(current year + 4)

>>14210733
>the absolute state of (((post-national))) cunt-trees
>all they had to do was buy link
>why did they turn to the dark side like this?
>we weren't supposed to live like this
>don't (you) remember /anon/?

>mfw 360 noscope 420 headshot

>>14210752
>we weren't supposed to live like this
>don't (you) remember /anon/?
>mfw 360 noscope 420 headshot
the charades are coming to an end frens...we are coming out of this nightmare, you will see, everyone will

At what time will be happening? Stream feed?

>>14210769
>t. one of the original 186
top of the NSA's hitlist without a doubt
>person of interest
>pic related

>>14210783
>t. one of the original 186
top of the NSA's hitlist without a doubt
>person of interest
>pic related

>>14207290
Hello. It is me. Tomorrow

>>14210783
>who else was a (((person of interest)))
>pic related
hmmm
>pure coincidence, surely

>>14210733
>>14210752
this is coming to an end...

>>14210625
witnessed

>>14210839

>>14210856
>>14210783
>>14210819
>STRAP IN
>IT'S HAPPENING
>TONIGHT
>AND
>EVERY
>NIGHT

>>14210872
a) for CHAN
b) 4chan
c) fortune
d) all of the above

which will it be /anon/?

>>14207290
Nah, I think tonight, it's happening tonight, but regardless you'd best strap in boys.

>>14210819
>pure coincidence, surely
seriously, and don't call me, surely

>>14210904
>seriously
siriusly

>>14210850
thanks fren, i'll continue my story

>>14210910

We are currently in euphoria. I am hopelessly, delusionally optimistic, and i only feel this way when things are about to take a shit. I am scared bros.

>>14210887
a) for CHAN
b) 4chan
c) fortune
d) all of the above

which will it be /anon/?

>>14210937
>I am scared bros.
heh...nothing personal kid

>>14209671
><inter-linked> forever more
>I've seen things you (((people))) wouldn't believe
incels within incels interlinked within incels

>>14210960
>>14210974

>>14210983
>>14210733
>>14210752
>>14210720

>>14210850
>>14210625
>>14210208
>>14210035
>>14209811
>>14209542
>>14209380
>suddenly the noise of close combat awakens the young man to his situation
>the cabin door bursts open and the figures of Chad, his girfriend Stacy, Tyrone, and Tyrone's son come into view
>Tyrone sucks his teeth and spits out "yo white boi Monero Assassins finna bout to blast we ass"
>The young man looks to Chad to translate the savage creole into a human tongue
>"What tyrone means is we have to go fight the pirates, and you have to look after stacy and stacy's boyfriend's son"
>"eww, what a creep" stacy mutters innaudibly
>tyrone and chad burst through the door before the young man can protest, seeming to have never noticed the ancient mariner sitting in the shadows of the cabin

>>14210974
>incels within incels interlinked within incels
>>14210960
>heh...nothing personal kid
>>14210946
>which will it be /anon/?

>>14210937
Same here. I’m delusionmaxx’d right now. Can’t sell though, it’s not even a possibility for me because of how brainwashed I am as a stinky linky

>>14210904
I am Sirius, and don't call me Shirley
DOG || GOD star

>>14211023
Siriusly?

>>14211048

>>14211059

>>14211073
>tell me about the cube...

>>14211023
>>14211048
>>14211059
>>14211073
>>14211085

>>14207290
Forget the moon. We're headed to Dune.

>>14211092

>>14210904
Hi dad

>>14211112
>4242
>>14211115
>Hi dad
isn't it past your bedtime son?

>>14211121
Aw c'mon. Just one more shitpost? Pleeeeease?

>>14211136
>Aw c'mon. Just one more shitpost? Pleeeeease?
>mfw

>>14211144
>42
>111
>44
good night everyone
you'll see what happens tomorrow

>>14211144
Checked and EVERYTHINGTHELIGHTTOUCHESpilled. We got a full house tonight boiz.

>>14211200

>>14208259
Hi :)

>>14208251
Highly underrated post

So many people are going to get rekt when it comes out that facebook wont be using chainlink, so if you bought in thinking this you only have yourself to blame I've tried to warn people of the facebook larps but people refuse to listen

>>14211085
Alright dude, it's getting tiring. Why not actually focus on some research instead of spamming /biz/ with this /x/ shit. It's pointless trying to teach metaphysics anyway, it's a personal journey

>>14211329

>>14210126
Next April
We will be sailing the Atlantic!

>>14207290
how much dank as weed are you moon boys smoking tonight?

>>14208279
You had two fucking years.

>>14211754
All of it

Mother of god chainlink...

Can barely handle it right now.

Are we going to make it senpai? I want a lambo and a QT so bad. Please tell we are gonna make it

>>14211833
nice dubs, and thats the only real answer

I have the feeling it will sump, too much positive people here.

But when I search on REDDIT I barely find any interest at all

>>14211103
>An oracle is a person or agency considered to provide wise and insightful counsel or prophetic predictions or precognition of the future

>>14211876
this is a board of delusion and despair. suicidal to say the least. all of you are degenerates with individual ICD classification. none of you will ever make it. except me. I am special. I am different. I am not a faggot like you retarded fucks. and I obviously have more link than any of you. go fuck yourself and cry hard when it dumps.

>>14211321

Buy high, sell low. The /biz/ way.

>>14207290
Could you please give me a real world example as to how link will actually be used? Like describe a smartcontract that would need this, and the oracle who would supply them the info.

>>14212362
Fuck you

>>14212362
>Update
So um lets see stupid lets say you need to write a smart contract to buy your groceries so you use link. Fucking duh

>>14212377
im just asking a simple question. You can answer a simple question cant you?

postin
love u 4chan

>>14212716
It doesn't. Link is a scam and we definitely don't want you holding it. I think I'll hold on to my 50k stack just for the memes tho.
You run along now.

>>14207290
let us have a small prayer:

Blessed, are the Linkies.
For they are truly tested.
For only they know a holy anguish.
For only they can be granted freedom.
For only their faith is righteous.
Praise Kek,
May our Lord grant his people mercy and guide them through the FUD.
May he bestow protection upon Sergey the Creator, solver of the Oracle.
May he grant shelter to AssBlaster, prophet of the Great Transfer.


Desperation to thee, who with weak hands, casts aside his stack.
Glory to those who hodl true, as they will be rewarded in this life and the next.
So it is written, so it shall be.

>>14209115
i appreciated your original reponse, your a cool guy

>>14212716
These have been answered a million times already, go look warosu

>>14212362
Fuck you

>>14209703
fixed

>>14212362
Fuck off

I love the moon. Always wanted to go there.

I'll have what shes >>14208251 having

>>14213060
fuckin nice one mate

>>14208324

Saved

>>14207290
Just fucking pump so I don't feel like and idiot for being a part of you cargo cult.

hey future self.

who the fuck is that whale trying to sell 450 eth worth of linkes on binance fuck off

>>14213060
saved

>>14213522
haha he bought the fud. Just because somebody is rich doesn't mean they're smart

>>14213554
he sold almost 330 eth worth of linkies, if the announcement do come out later he is going to kill himself

>>14209737
i have my chainlink tattoo right beside my WORLDS tattoo. absolutely fucking based anon

>>14208564
no girls allowed