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Goddamn it you fucking idiots with your cringy link memes.

If the chainlink team sees this shit of threads full of pink wojaks and pepes shitting their pants, do you really think that investors will take seriously your autistic shit?

>>14208867
yeah at one point its going to be hard to get links, why would you never have any or sell them? it can make you money, staking services look a lot easier to use then setting up a mining operation, normies will be staking when they find out you can do this

pro-tip for all anons out there who need to accumulate more:

you can get an incredibly high-paying job working in the service industry if you work on seaworthy yachts. It's all billionaires and their bro's and they tip like saudi princes. Its just a few blowjobs per day and you get all living and expenses payed PLUS a per diem. My brother did that shit for years and met this dude. We all got thrown out of a gay bar together when he was in port and became fast friends. He trusted us on this with his play-money. We'll operate a node together once shit gets real.

>>14208867
Okay this is getting out of hand

>>14208870
>>14208901
This thread is officially a pasta thread

Hope you guys just bought the dip. we are about to begin the next ascent over 2 dollars. And it will reach an all time high as well.

pro-tip for all anons out there: you can get an incredibly high-paying job working in the service industry if you work on seaworthy yachts. It's all billionaires and their bro's and they tip like saudi princes. Its just a few blowjobs per day and you get all living and expenses payed PLUS a per diem. My brother did that shit for years and met this dude. We all got thrown out of a gay bar together when he was in port and became fast friends. He trusted us on this with his play-money. We'll operate a node together once shit gets real.

>>14208867
each link holder will ascend to gods and rule our own universes

>>14208867
yeah but how much will a mchicken cost in 2025?

Here's what's about to happen. Sub $1001. Near future. Screencap this.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

STINKY LINKIES, 1MIL EOY

pro-tip for all anons out there: you can get an incredibly high-paying job working in the hooker industry if you work on seaworthy men. It's all neets and their waifu's and they tip like rostie princes. Its just a few blowjobs per day and you get all living and expenses payed PLUS a per diem. My brother did that shit for years and met this dude. We all got thrown out of Japan together when he was in port and became fast friends. He trusted us on this with his play-money. We'll operate a node together once shit gets real.

Institutional investor here, can confirm I will not be trusting my hard-earned money with group that acts this immaturely. I suggest you all wise up and understand that professionalism still matters to those of us living in the REAL world.

Get out now

>>14208867

>>14209038
>professionalism still matters
except it doesnt

>>14208867
Check em.

Not gonna lie, former Chainlink node operator here. This is fucking hilarious watching Sergey crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the big mac secret sauce

>>14209005
I honestly believe the pasta is what makes 4chan so enjoyable

>>14209005
this is amazing

>>14208901
Haha this was turned into pasta. Don't be mad SkipperAnon if you're in here.

>>14208867
Did someone say GODLIKE ENTITY?

One day you will grow up and realize that fake internet money can't make you rich. If you want to "make it" you need to pick yourself up by the bootstraps and WORK FOR IT. I grew up with less than you and today I own my own house because I took the initiative. You are probably too busy with social media and spending money on avocado toast instead of actually saving and investing intelligently. I hope you don't have too much of your net worth tied up into this because it will be devastating for you when regulation inevitably comes and all of your unregistered security tokens are worthless.

>>14208867
I'm all in on Link, but this is just delusional . I'm ok with $1K eoy 2019

>>14208901
kek this is good

>>14208901
so is chainlink all just yachting and gay blowjobs and billionaires?