Lads I think I'm gonna get a fatclap crypto gf, what do?

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Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:41:34 2019 No.14204921 [Reply] [Original]

Lads I think I'm gonna get a fatclap crypto gf, what do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:42:35 2019 No.14204947 >>14204921 Jello

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:42:49 2019 No.14204957 Sell her your bags

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:45:05 2019 No.14205008 "homeslice". Have sex incel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:45:39 2019 No.14205014 >>14204921 >shitcoins shes doesn't know binance slang, retard. especially after she says "I have crypto".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:45:52 2019 No.14205017 >>14204921 just send dick pics and youre in buddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:46:01 2019 No.14205020 >>14205008 It's banter mate. She's in the UK, she will be used to it by now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:46:02 2019 No.14205021 File: 3.96 MB, 337x263, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204921 >I had a log day as well What did she mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:49:47 2019 No.14205103 File: 261 KB, 1080x1649, Screenshot_2019-06-17-22-48-50-738_com.bumble.app.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any better lads? Struggling with your women a bit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:54:28 2019 No.14205182 >>14205021 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:55:48 2019 No.14205207 >>14205103 >a percent of a share of cryptocurrency Yeah stop talking to her about crypto m8 she is done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:57:15 2019 No.14205230 >>14205207 hey man hes lying too cause you dont need to travel to trade internet funny money

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:57:37 2019 No.14205239 >>14205021 She’s feeling sixxy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:57:52 2019 No.14205245 >>14205021 >not having an exponential day >>14205103 Cucked & Bluepilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:59:13 2019 No.14205268 cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:59:46 2019 No.14205278 >>14204921 CRINGE >>14205103 CHAD AS FUCK you saved it here, good job

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:00:11 2019 No.14205287 >>14205230 Oh I didn't mean she's lying I meant she's a brainlet. Probably bought 0.1 BTC on Robinhood or something and doesn't know her own wallet numbers, she has no idea what cryptocurrency is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:00:17 2019 No.14205291 >>14205103 YOU BLEW IT FAGGOT TELL HER TO BUY LINKIES MAYBE SHE WILL REWARD YOU WITH THE SEX ONCE SHE IS A MILLIONAIRE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:01:25 2019 No.14205317 >>14204921 ask if you can buy her old dirty sock and say its your fetish. an anon told me to do this 2 years ago and it worked out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:02:40 2019 No.14205347 >>14204921 >Using smileys in anyway to communicate It is a trap and you are a faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:02:48 2019 No.14205349 why do you use the faces like a woman? plebian as all hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:04:47 2019 No.14205386 File: 30 KB, 1577x110, 15799632157.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:06:38 2019 No.14205421 File: 240 KB, 1077x1546, Screenshot_2019-06-17-23-05-08-751_com.bumble.app.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys I'm trying to move it away from crypto cause I don't wanna go full autism. Gonna go heavy on the 1776 memes in a minn

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:07:07 2019 No.14205429 Ask her how many linkers to put in the pinker and the stinker

Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:07:25 2019 No.14205434
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>>14204921
not too bad anon. You’re a little too chatty but not too bad. You’ve become acquainted and she is responding so go in for the kill now. American girls want to keep things moving. Say something like, “I really hate this app but you seem pretty cool. Let me know your number and I’ll take you out for some fish and chips” blah blah just get the number, without asking for it and you’ll have your crypto wifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:09:11 2019 No.14205466 >>14205421 >check out Chainlink BASED ANON MAYBE THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU YET KEEP GOING

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:11:00 2019 No.14205495 >>14205103 Dude, stop giving too much attention. Your text game is 0/10. Your texts should be 3 lines max. Make her invested, not you. You absolute Bluepilled Betacuckk

Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:12:33 2019 No.14205525
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>>14205466

Oh god no, I tried to just name drop it and swerve but she wants to know more. nOoooOo NOOOO I feel the memes coursing through my veins readybto unload. I'm gonna literally cockblock myself and miss out on based redcoat roleplay NOOOoOo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:12:54 2019 No.14205530 Shilling link to bumblee thots. What are you doin fren

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:14:20 2019 No.14205550 >>14205525 >what is chainlink OH NO NO NONO NO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:14:37 2019 No.14205555 I can't watch you do this to yourself OP. I'm leaving this thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:14:51 2019 No.14205558 >>14205421 >check out chainlink you blew it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:15:36 2019 No.14205572 >>14205495 >say hello >and walk away

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:16:03 2019 No.14205579 >>14205525 OH oyu don't know? PLease let me tell you about Dr Nobel prize winner Sergey Nazarov the good sir

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:19:20 2019 No.14205638 >>14205572 >ladies, looking good tonight! >and walk away

Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:19:31 2019 No.14205644

>>14205525
oh my god this is terrible the conversation is leading nowhere, direct it to meeting up with her

youre from london you fuckign dolt the obvious line is 'IM NEW HERE DO YA NO ANY GOOD SPOTS MATE IF YOU SHOW ME MATE ID BANG YA REAL GOOD INNIT' and youd be in 10/10 times

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:20:24 2019 No.14205664 File: 585 KB, 1107x595, maybe a cult.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205525 tell her its lamborghini's blockchain project

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:20:39 2019 No.14205674 File: 200 KB, 1080x2340, Screenshot_2019-06-17-23-19-20-848_com.bumble.app.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is why I will never reproduce despite having decent aesthetics :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:21:09 2019 No.14205680 >>14204921 is communicating with emojis the only way to make it in online dating? also using the term shitcoins may have scared her off

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:21:23 2019 No.14205683 >>14205555 Abort op! Quads have spoken Move into other topic like whats she wearing idk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:22:46 2019 No.14205707 >>14205674 HEH! Absolute Chad!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:22:50 2019 No.14205708 >>14205674 You are a MANIAC

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:22:56 2019 No.14205711 >>14205674 Hahah op jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:23:23 2019 No.14205716 File: 207 KB, 400x386, kek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205674

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:23:31 2019 No.14205720 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Im talking on the phone with my gf and I dont want to laugh hard but this is too much

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:23:40 2019 No.14205724 >>14205674 Based and redpilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:23:57 2019 No.14205734 >>14205674 Absolute mad lad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:24:16 2019 No.14205748 File: 829 KB, 800x1250, 1559433296826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205674 Fucking based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:25:26 2019 No.14205763 >>14205021 Kaviar movies don't make themselves

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:25:38 2019 No.14205767 >>14205674 My fucking sides someone screencap Op as the fucking hero he is

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:25:53 2019 No.14205771 File: 1.98 MB, 308x232, 2fadbe25-eaaa-42b7-8bf6-a8ec8684655a.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205674 BASED AS FUCK HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:25:53 2019 No.14205772 what an absolute unit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:26:37 2019 No.14205789 OP here. She unmatched. I'll be laughing when my linkies make me s multi-trillionaire solar emporer and she is stuck in London trying to find her Hugh Grant hahahahhaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:27:11 2019 No.14205803 5/10 larp

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:28:00 2019 No.14205823 >>14205674 kek, didn't see that coming

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:28:16 2019 No.14205830 File: 48 KB, 330x319, 1506356468823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205674 Now you redeemed yourself OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:28:29 2019 No.14205835 >>14205789 Thank you for your sacrifice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:29:38 2019 No.14205856 File: 40 KB, 300x373, 1560292405162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205525 Unbelievably based. Pls do be a larp. If she's still interested in you she might be the one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:30:56 2019 No.14205879 >>14205789 chad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:31:36 2019 No.14205893 >>14205789 Based. She don't deserve you mate, none of us do. Have a great evening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:31:56 2019 No.14205899 >>14205856 Meant for>>14205674 >>14205789 I wish you luck ladbut wtf how big is your stack?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:32:52 2019 No.14205914 >>14205674 kek worth it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:33:42 2019 No.14205930 >>14205674 BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:33:53 2019 No.14205933 >>14205674 audibly keked imagine if she responds with >>14205708

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:34:39 2019 No.14205947 >>14205789 she doesn't deserve you young king

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:35:42 2019 No.14205976 File: 558 KB, 1068x800, 1546709261853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205789 fukken lejend

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:39:02 2019 No.14206055 >>14205674 Lmaoooo please don't be a larp

Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:39:18 2019 No.14206059
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>>14205899

70k linkies. I'm actually a pretty normal aesthetic dude so can rack up London bumble thots pretty easily. I picked on this one cause she was American and specifically said in her profile "you can find me checking my stocks". I still want to unload link autism on all these thots though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:42:13 2019 No.14206115 >>14205103 #1. Don't talk about other girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:42:15 2019 No.14206116 >>14205674 top kek, thank you for sacrifice marine

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:43:08 2019 No.14206135 >>14206059 So many thots

Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:45:04 2019 No.14206170
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>>14206059
Interesting fetish anon. I only have 2k stack and I wil only have ~3-5k total by the time of the singularity.
Remember me in lamboland.
I'm holding all the way to the top but I won't see gains like you will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:46:10 2019 No.14206182 File: 3 KB, 157x117, 1560704661009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205674

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:46:44 2019 No.14206195 >>14205789 truly based autist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:47:59 2019 No.14206224 >>14205674 kek OP good work

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:48:07 2019 No.14206228 File: 216 KB, 306x611, 1560540628691.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >homeslice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:48:12 2019 No.14206229 >>14206170 3-5k linkies is enough for lambo and a house

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:48:36 2019 No.14206237 >>14205103 Not great not terrible

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:51:02 2019 No.14206275 >>14205789 L E G E N D A R Y E G E N D A R Y

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:51:31 2019 No.14206282 >>14205674 Top bloke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:54:44 2019 No.14206358 File: 148 KB, 500x401, 1558898963254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205674 Mein Negar

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:55:32 2019 No.14206376 File: 407 KB, 800x506, 88E5D382-BDA0-4652-A5AD-B9C5F824081D.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205674 Holy shit I have not laughed this hard in a while. Based and redpilled. Bravo lad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:55:49 2019 No.14206381 >>14205789 your sacrifice will not be forgotten, marine. 1000 eoy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 18:57:36 2019 No.14206408 >>14205674 I'm reading this at work and holy fuck it's hard to not laugh

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Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:16:34 2019 No.14206748
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>>14204921
>>14205674
Not going to lie, you wen't from ashy to classy in this thread. Nuke all of those remaining thots with Chainlink. Let me open - "How would you name you first island after you get filthy rich of Chailink". If any of those respond with actual grasp of understanding and curiosity not dumb "what's chainlink" , marry that one. Also more tinder conversations, now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:20:06 2019 No.14206803 >>14206059 think about this guy /biz, he shills chainlink to thots on tinder you are a maniac

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:22:41 2019 No.14206858 >>14206170 >Interesting fetish anon made me laugh, cheers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:25:41 2019 No.14206896 >>14205421 >more like cart racing because of the amish people Cringe but also based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:32:35 2019 No.14207022 >>14205789 Dw anon She will be BEGGING to suck your dick for 0.000000234 Linkies eoy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:35:29 2019 No.14207069 >>14205789 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:36:51 2019 No.14207083 >>14205421 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:39:46 2019 No.14207138 File: 950 KB, 1080x5483, 1538741568479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205674 >>14205789 Based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:41:24 2019 No.14207174 >>14205789 based af

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:42:03 2019 No.14207188 >>14205421 >shilling link to whores please, leave

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:42:51 2019 No.14207203 >>14205674 Fucking put me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:43:06 2019 No.14207210 >>14205674 ok i take it back dont leave

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:43:20 2019 No.14207218 BASED AND CHINKPILLED

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:45:19 2019 No.14207248 >>14207188 It's reverse psychology fud you beta faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:45:47 2019 No.14207259 >>14205421 The Amish bit made me chuckle

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:47:25 2019 No.14207282 >>14205674 Based AF

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:47:26 2019 No.14207283 >>14205789 >>14205674 AYYYYY FUCKING BASED AND LINKPILLED

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:48:27 2019 No.14207295 File: 21 KB, 584x251, autism.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14204921 >that's rad homeslice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:48:33 2019 No.14207297 File: 15 KB, 480x360, obamafoam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14207138 Saved for historical importance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:49:06 2019 No.14207313 >>14207283 >>14207282 >>14207259 based and virgin pilled 80/20 ratio ALWAYS with women you text them 1 word for every 4 words they text you 80/20 rule

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:49:48 2019 No.14207331 File: 173 KB, 2000x1922, sides.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205674

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:50:15 2019 No.14207345 "that's rad homeslice" ^ He actually said that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:51:06 2019 No.14207365 >>14207248 stfu autist nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:51:41 2019 No.14207374 >>14205674 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 19:53:16 2019 No.14207408 >>14207313 Who gives a fuck about actually picking up women You just do whatever the fuck you want and make dank memes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 20:18:39 2019 No.14207791 there will be a movie about this thread one day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 20:37:52 2019 No.14208087 >>14204921 you are already sperging out so badly, fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 20:39:08 2019 No.14208108 >>14204921 >sending two messages to her one not gonna make it dessuu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 20:41:42 2019 No.14208149 >>14205674 retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 20:42:34 2019 No.14208163 File: 242 KB, 500x500, 1557267110476.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205674 AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING BASED WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT LINK 1000 (ONE THOUSAND) UNITED STATES DOLLARS END OF YEAR

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 20:43:56 2019 No.14208191 File: 12 KB, 239x211, 1560269110725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205103 >"London has more cute American girls who will bring freedom, eagles and NASCAR to the table."

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 21:37:48 2019 No.14209008 File: 411 KB, 1462x1462, 1461286409051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205674

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 21:41:14 2019 No.14209058 >>14205674 inspiring stuff bro you'll get ghosted for a week and she'll hit you back when she sees chainlink on the news

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 21:46:28 2019 No.14209137 File: 3.75 MB, 1000x2228, 1560549511129.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No e-thot will ever be able to compete with the intellectual discourse I have with /biz/anons and the aesthetics of my waifu. Yukino

Anonymous Mon Jun 17 21:46:55 2019 No.14209142

>>14204921
put down the phone and go for a walk mate. reevaluate this strategy.
"homeslice" is shit banter and you should let her talk about herself more. your questions don't lead into conversations because you change the topic too quickly.
"you trade stocks?" should have led into a conversation about the market and what kind of portfolio she thinks is solid for a market crash etc. you obviously need to have sex mate but good on ya for being social unlike these other incel faggots

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 21:49:20 2019 No.14209172 op started the next bullrun with this sacrifice, strap in for tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 21:50:13 2019 No.14209185 >>14205674 Kek!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 21:50:37 2019 No.14209191 >>14205008 Hahahaha

Anonymous Mon Jun 17 21:56:48 2019 No.14209288
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>>14209142
Thanks for beating me to the punch on the accurate and we'll needed criticisms.
This guy is fuckin clueless but he's a standard deviation better than the incel dorks who live here otherwise

t. Retired tinder Chad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 21:56:58 2019 No.14209290 File: 204 KB, 1026x1562, 55-Gallon-Drum-Of-Lube.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14205674 he dun it now confirmed for making it

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