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Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:01:09 2019 No.14199982 [Reply] [Original]

Microsoft is hinting at it, watch closely, ignore FUD, HODL.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:02:55 2019 No.14200014 Like i said, azure Tuesday. 9AM London fag here.

>>	me Mon Jun 17 14:06:00 2019 No.14200064 >>14200014 9 AM Tuesday? That's in 14 hours. My dick can only get so erect

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:07:12 2019 No.14200089 It's literally a picture of a hexagon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:08:12 2019 No.14200105 >>14200089 it's occult signalling don't be too enthusiastic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:18:21 2019 No.14200291 File: 171 KB, 600x606, 1557409444674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14199982 >MFW FACEBOOK AND MICROSOFT FLASH PUMP GREEN DILDO STRAIGHT TO $50 ON TUESDAY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:19:38 2019 No.14200323 File: 825 KB, 750x1334, chainlink samsung.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200089 Using blue hexagons to represent smartcontract middleware is pure coincidence, goyim.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:21:52 2019 No.14200379 File: 690 KB, 866x1300, 1560116803705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200089 pops out of toilet Ackshually sir, that's a 2D cube.

Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:23:01 2019 No.14200406

Why don’t you keep fuding the project and tell me it was a scam like everyone did 8 months ago? Now you want to rub salt in the wound and kick people when they’re down. Asshole, I can’t get myself out of bed and will likely lose my sales job soon because I’m a depressed shit and a solid project like link was my golden ticket to stop hating myself.

Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:23:09 2019 No.14200408 Imagine being so inept at researching business and technology that you literally have to resort to comparing shapes. You're like a down syndrome child bouncing up and down after he fit the hexagon peg into the hexagon hole

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:23:52 2019 No.14200428 >>14200323 >using a block to represent blockchain

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:28:06 2019 No.14200535 File: 3.65 MB, 4049x5558, symbols of moloch and saturn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200323 these people love cubes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:35:12 2019 No.14200683 >>14200406 It's not too late anon, get a loan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:35:41 2019 No.14200696 >>14199982 Serverless applications has nothing to do with chainlink or blockchain you fucking retards

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:40:42 2019 No.14200837 >>14200696 Serverless is just an obfuscation of Decentralized..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:41:17 2019 No.14200848 >>14200837 This. >>14200696 Low IQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:41:23 2019 No.14200851 >>14199982 Its gonna happen. t. intern in redmond.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:42:09 2019 No.14200861 >>14200683 If I could punch your teeth through the screen right now....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:42:15 2019 No.14200868 >>14200408 We've done pretty well so far faggot. Keep hating and sitting on the sidelines. Mfw up 250 grand suck my giant dick and balls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:46:05 2019 No.14200961 how does azure functions differ from js functions? is it difficult to use a json parser like chainlink with azure? t. programmer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:46:31 2019 No.14200970 >>14200868 >thinking me laughing at shape comparisons means I'm not a linkmarine

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:48:51 2019 No.14201022 >>14200851 ranjesh please check your email from HR and meet me in conference room 356B at 1pm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:52:37 2019 No.14201138 >>14200970 You're right and it's funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 14:56:19 2019 No.14201233 >>14200861 with that attitude you don't deserve to /make it/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:15:49 2019 No.14201732 >>14201233 Do you know any hit men? I’ll donate my bags to someone if they’re willing to come shoot me in the face, I only have too stipulations; make sure I die from it and don’t tell me when it’s coming. Any takers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:16:51 2019 No.14201764 >>14201732 Two stipulations: ***

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:17:29 2019 No.14201780 >>14200535 For this reason, I hate blockchain. What should I do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:18:23 2019 No.14201795 >>14199982 The Golem WASM update that is due this month?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:18:41 2019 No.14201808 >>14200961 >t. definitely not a programmer

Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:19:23 2019 No.14201826

>>14200837
It literally has nothing to do with blockchain and has been around for years. "AWS Lambda is an event-driven, serverless computing platform provided by Amazon as a part of the Amazon Web Services. It is a computing service that runs code in response to events and automatically manages the computing resources required by that code. It was introduced in November 2014."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:20:39 2019 No.14201857 >>14201780 Why not ride their horses, and then dismount when they start to buck?

Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:21:25 2019 No.14201871
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>>14201732

Dude can you stop self hating holy shit, A 1K bag is still a suicide stack and can be bought for 2K.

Most LINKies have between 2500-10k, quit crying and sell whatever trash crypto you have for LINK, you can still make it. This is BTC at $25 dollars fren.

You are literally going to pay for your doubt but don’t sunk cost and not buy now, you can still make it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:21:34 2019 No.14201874 Serverless: publish a piece of code (usually a function in any programming language) with a single URL endpoint initiating it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:23:02 2019 No.14201901 >>14200406 You dumbfuck fell for the fud because you don’t understand the tech That being said you will get a of entry in the future. You’ll will probably fk it up tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:23:07 2019 No.14201904 >>14200868 Fuck off you're a literal retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:23:34 2019 No.14201918 >>14201871 Truth clawed my way to a 6k stack now I’m debating throwing one of my 2 bitcoin into it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:25:23 2019 No.14201957 >>14201901 Or I could just die. That way money doesn’t matter at all. I have no energy or enthusiasm for anything anymore as it stands now and hate my parents for bringing me into this world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:26:04 2019 No.14201978 >>14200406 You only have yourself to blame. You're supposed to DYOR. That's always been the golden rule here. Instead you took everyone at their word on this stupid board.

Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:27:22 2019 No.14202012

>>14201732

well, you're too poor and pathetic to get together the money to buy LINK - let alone hire a hitman - so you're gonna have to do it yourself. but, look on the bright side, if you do manage to kys then you'll have finally succeeded at something in life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:31:16 2019 No.14202096 >>14201918 If dubs I will

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:33:03 2019 No.14202131 File: 1.27 MB, 1108x956, 1549212977266.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200408 I fundamentally love this board

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:33:35 2019 No.14202142 >>14202096 Only real LINKmarines get dubs check em

Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:35:07 2019 No.14202181

>>14202012
I have a bottle of pharma grade Nembutal I’m going to inject. Just looking for a nice, secluded place in the woods to get it over with and will take a large dose of CBD to mitigate any panic symptoms that set in. The only thing I’ll miss is the new cat my folks got. He likes to sit in my lap and watch MMA with me when I visit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:35:56 2019 No.14202205 >>14202142 If trips I all in

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:37:57 2019 No.14202259 >>14202096 >>14202142 >>14202205 >>14202131 forget what I just said

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:38:43 2019 No.14202280 File: 81 KB, 1439x612, IMG_20190318_003248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14200408 >mfw

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:39:22 2019 No.14202296 >>14202142 Dude, all those 412's u got are much more blessed than dubs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:39:47 2019 No.14202307 >>14200323 right cause blockchain hexagons always comes with a chainlink image in it...fucking faggot stop fudding

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:40:47 2019 No.14202327 >>14202181 seriously though 1.) you shouldn't kill yourself over money 2.) link is still cheap atm. and if you're at a point of not caring about anything you might as well take a massive loan out and go all in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:49:48 2019 No.14202509 >>14200064 Buy a golden member when you make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:53:25 2019 No.14202589 >>14200851 Kashif Aragawi Pajeet......get your ass back to work you dipshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:55:37 2019 No.14202652 >>14200535 >>14201780 take your meds

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 16:03:53 2019 No.14202850 >>14199982 I have 135 eth ready, I need a last dump, just one last one and I go full in it. Please god, dont do this to meeee

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 16:08:07 2019 No.14202949 >>14202096 What did you want to get when you hit that post button, anon? Do that, regardless of what you actually got.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 16:09:39 2019 No.14202979 >>14200379 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 16:23:02 2019 No.14203275 >>14202850 You didn't buy at $1.5 like yesterday? Why? Did you think it was gonna shoot way down or something, you better get realistic and zoom out your charts a bit, we are currently in the foothills of Mt. Vertical.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 16:30:32 2019 No.14203435 File: 1.66 MB, 1331x1369, 1549277850092.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14203275 >we are currently in the foothills of Mt. Vertical

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 16:35:38 2019 No.14203560 >>14200406 Get absolutely fucked brainlet. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 16:44:46 2019 No.14203757 Looks more like Chainspace.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:03:03 2019 No.14204168 File: 194 KB, 701x532, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOLY SHIT WHAT DOES MY LOCAL ELECTRIC UTILITY COMPANY KNOW!??!?!?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:03:32 2019 No.14204175 >>14202652 >take your meds seriously bluepilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:04:18 2019 No.14204190 >>14204168 That your mom's bill is delinquent, you should really get your job back at McD's and help her with the bills anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 17:09:27 2019 No.14204306 >>14200408 when smile?

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