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>Florida man
Of fucking course

put a giant fucking billboard on that grass and see if the cucks who sold it to him will give him a refund then.

>>14184837
he should build a 20ft piss yellow fence and put a few glowing signs on it.

>>14184837
>(((Broward Country)))
I wonder who could be behind this scam, most Jewish country in Florida.

>>14184923
county*

>>14184895
>>14184918
kek this

Put some pro-gun and pro-life signs on it with maga parafenelia, then aim a camera at it. Sell it for 100k back to them.

>>14184837
>>14184850
florida man, 9k, $50
stiff

>>14184960
exactly this.

Florida is such a shithole.

>>14184895
lmao this

or wait until someone wants to do big construction over there and need the land (although it looks like suburbs so unlikely).

>>14184837
Build a very tall fence. Grow plants that attract pests.

Imho he should use this opportunity to bulldoze that duplex in two unless the owner ponies up the $9k

>>14184960
AH yes like this brit family in New zeland
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9304293/brit-traveller-family-doran-worcestershire-villages/

Start a hornet farm, and every time someone walks outside have a lawn mower engine start

>>14184837
Sit there in a lounge chair naked with a 6 pack of beer.

Turn it into a moat filled with pigshit

He should put an really tall electrified fence around it, then start composting manure there.

And I like the hornet farm idea here >>14185023
I'd hang those hives on poles planted inside the property, right in the middle of the manure compost.

I want to see the auction description to check how stupid he was.

Fucking Florida man.

Should build a billboard on it and put advertisements on both sides of it.

>>14185178
In Florida you would get shot for less than that. If the guy who shot you did it from his property he just has to say that he felt threatened to avoid prosecution. It's the 'stand your ground' rule.

>>14185016
>Travellers can be brits
Yeah, nah. Not how it works

>>14185152
>homo nal

>>14185203
> If the guy who shot you did it from his property he just has to say that he felt threatened to avoid prosecution. It's the 'stand your ground' rule.
So he can camp on his foot wide piece of land and shoot at the owners of the villa when they come out of their houses?

He can claim he feels threatened that they might trespass his land and try to put their mailboxes on it again.

>>14184895
This, put I HATE NIGGERS or a swastika on it until they give in

>>14184837
new killdozer spree?

if he were smart he'd fence up his new property and be annoying as possible until the homeowner bought him out

>>14184923
Literally sheriff Israel

Saw this in the newspaper this morning. He can’t build anything on the property.

>>14184895
>>14184918
giant fucking flashing billboard "This lot offers free accommodation to impoverished black people"

>>14184895
>>14184918
>>14184960
zoning permits and community rules make all this impossible under "normal" circumstances. he 100% signed a clause when he bought as well

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/us/man-south-florida-villa-government-auction-land.amp

It’s not the building owners fault

>>14185456
Explain why he can't build. Couldn't find information on that

>>14185532
>government auction
fucking florida

>>14185532
Can he camp on his land?
I would just let a bunch of crack hobbos life there

>>14185563
I'd like to see you pitch a tent on a piece of land one foot wide

>>14185532
He actually owns the land under the building too, the strip extends through it. His best bet is to make himself a nuisance when they're trying to sell the building.

>>14185023
>>14185084
okay we're onto something. heavy duty chainlink painted yellow with rabbit wire inside. nice deep pig and catshit composting pile with hornets nests on wood poleskn the center. electrified razorwire at the top. visit 3x daily to replenish manure and make repairs using fifferent materials. large water tank to make sure compost stays moist.

>>14185589
I've gotten erections in tighter places

>>14185614
this. what's the most annoying thing he could build on that strip that would make the guy want to khs. He can build a tall buildboard and be ultra noisy

>>14185729
kek

>>14185544
>how he no build
nigga, its 12in/1ft wide. Apart from anything else, he probably need to leave 6ft clear on either neighbor boundary line

>>14185178
>>14185203
>>14184837


can you plant weed instead? kek

>>14185517
then just start composting pigshit on that entire strip and keep it moist... or does it dtink more when dry?

put stinky bomb liquid on the grass everyday.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7147327/Florida-man-accidentally-bought-foot-wide-strip-grass-auction.html
Ok so basically he can cut the house if he wants. So he can just wait for new owners to buy the house then threaten them to cut their house in 2 if they dont buy the land back from him

>>14184895

Lmao then they just kick your billboard over and drag it into the street.

>>14185099
he didn't bid against himself to over $9k tbf. Must have been something not exactly clear, or, hes a retard in good company

>>14185251
>he can camp on his foot wide piece of land
>and shoot at the owners of the villa

>>14184837
install a bunch of really large planter boxes - those look nice. then instead of putting dirt in them, fill them with birdseed. thousands and thousands of pounds of birdseed.

>>14185902
vandalism is a felony