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what should I call it

>> No.14185155

>>14185137
Your Espression

>> No.14185162

>>14185137
Starbrapps

>> No.14185169

Nigger Juice R Us

>> No.14185174

>>14185137
Coffee McCupface

>> No.14185179

Bitter Brown Water

>> No.14185195

>>14185137
Espress2go. In the logo you make the 2 and g be part of the double s somehow.

>> No.14185200

>>14185137
Don't give this fag any good ideas /biz/ he clearly doesn't deserve it. Name it fuck you op.

>> No.14185220

13% Water

>> No.14185258

two minute black surprise

>> No.14185290

Just'd

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>>14185179

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>>14185137
13-50 Espresso

>> No.14185329

>>14185137
Cuplet

>> No.14185357

Name it something hipsters will like to say. Espression is a good one. It should be short, kind of flowery.

Have a good logo and a name that can easily be hashtagged for social media. Like Dutch Bros, short name good aesthetic, and they only employ young attractive girls and blast edm in the drive through, it's hip, not only do people like to go there but they like to make other people know they go there, very important.

>> No.14185385

Cuplette

>> No.14185397

"Fuck you buy my coffee"
your gimmick is that your employees tell customers "fuck you, what do you want?"

>> No.14185415

>>14185397
I'd prefer that over insincere politeness

>> No.14185417

>>14185174
Unironically this

Have all the baristas wear clown outfits

>> No.14185427

>>14185137
Papa Gino’s

>> No.14185451

Pepe's Espresso.

You will at least get 4chaners attention.

>> No.14185476

>>14185397
Ive noticed that 90% of people that go to these coffee places are women
they wouldnt be able to handle the bants

>> No.14185525

Above Average Joe

>> No.14185531

>>14185451
Coffee and Kefir then

>> No.14186258

java hut you dumb fuck

>> No.14186271

>>14185397
kek

>> No.14186299

>>14185137
Honkey's

>> No.14186300

>>14185137
America's Cofveve

>> No.14186305
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14186305

Bean Flicker

>> No.14186308

Black Boy's Brewed Brown Beans

>> No.14186315

>>14185155
Fuck that's good

>> No.14186383

>>14185137
Expresso

>> No.14186420

E$PERS O

>> No.14186443

>>14185137
LINKs

>> No.14186454
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ホットコーヒー

and replace stand with one of these bad boys

im desperate to figure out how to bring these to america

>> No.14186516

>>14186454
Works better in Asia because rent is high and there is high foot traffic. Would only work in America at Stadiums, airport or Downtown NY.

>> No.14186523

>>14185137
Drink Weird Bits, Take Weird Shits

>> No.14186539

Chainlink Coffee

>> No.14186547

>>14185137
Doesn't matter. You can't compete with Starbucks; you'll shut down a few months from now.

>> No.14186559

>>14185137
Depresso

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14186571

>>14185137
Coffeelink

It's pegged to the price of chainlink (which will of course never be higher than $1)

>> No.14186586

>>14185427
Nothing’s better than Papa Gino’s

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>>14185137
400 Mg

>> No.14186623

>>14186559
based, would buy from there

>> No.14186650

WEJREGGIN

>> No.14186670

>>14186623
Staff need to be genuinely suicidal though. Play the cure, make them work 14 hour shifts, minimum wage plus tips, sobbing encouraged.

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>>14185137
i always wanted to open a coffee shop called Depresso.

depression is super fucking popular, especially among women, who like to spend money on coffee.

>> No.14186708

>>14185137
I have the winning name but what's in it for me? I'm serious OP.

>> No.14187032

Have Sex lattes

>> No.14187068

Wagie Fuel