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>> No.14160429

>>14160425
10,000 FaceBookCoinLulz have been deposited into your Farmville account.

>> No.14160444
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>>14160425
They'll use a trusted source. Not some illegal security scam erc 20 token.

>> No.14160463

>>14160444

Your id digits say otherwise
>even the FUD can't win

>> No.14160474

This inbred pedokike is going to scam billions of boomers again and they will keep logging in for more shlomosexual abuse.

>> No.14160513
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>>14160463
I actually own link. Maybe the rumours are true.

>> No.14160525

>>14160425
1. Jupiter, please let them peg.
2. Jupiter, please let it trade on coinbase, etc
3. Jupiter, please allow it to be KY-jelly slicked onramp to BTC

If you allow these things to happen Jupiter (The Biggest and the Best), we will celebrate your name and sacrifice for you!

>> No.14160527

>>14160425
probably a cia database that averages the value of all currencies every few minutes. this shit will unironically never be above $1

>> No.14160528

>>14160513
All of us do.

>> No.14160539

>>14160425
The same way as any stable coin: through PDT (Pathented Dudetrustme Technology).

>> No.14160544
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>>14160444
Then why are you fudding your massive bags of stinkies when you should be accumulating XRP?

>> No.14160551

>>14160474
FB is am ogre place. everytime i log in im bombarded with trump memes posted by my boomer uncle. just a never ending stream of pro israel and trump memes. it's horrifying.

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>>14160425

>> No.14160568

>>14160425
They'll just have a bank account with 2 billion dollars in it.
Wait a sec...

>> No.14160581

>>14160425
How does tether or usdc maintain their peg?

>> No.14160698

>>14160551
MIGA!

Seriously though:

Israel has no right to exist.

>> No.14160771
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14160771

I'd rather buy XRP and BSV and simultaneously slurp diarrhea than buy Facebook coin

>> No.14160806

>>14160425
I will buy millions of these berg coins and will become the big league jew.

>> No.14160835

>>14160771
But your missing it senpai. GlobalHomo coin is for normies....once they get used to the idea of sending coins back and forth the game is over. Its literally one click in the coinbase account to convert from rabbicoin to BTC.

>> No.14160918

>>14160425
Pegging is easy anon
While using a chainlink (gay orgy position where gays fugg eachother simoultainous ) the users strap themselves with dildos. That allows aditional gays to use the original chainlink, but they go under it and suck them juicy dildos or use it to peg themselves. Hence the pegging.

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Requesting that screencap of a Facebook dev talking about GlobalCoin using Chainlink

>> No.14160946

>>14160835
Nah, it'll be illegal to trade crypto to crypto. It will need to be fiat to crypto like how stocks are traded. The US is regulating it out of existance like they are doing with drones and every other innovation. The jew overlords want us to live like cattle.

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>>14160581

Meme magic.

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>>14160562
very nice. saved.

dat bullish presidential signature doh

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>>14160429
Kek why didn't you buy kikecoin anon?

>> No.14161294

>>14160946
You underestimate their need to make a quick buck. They dont give a shit about long-range concepts like the "USD", if they can make a quick buck selling FiatCoin and earning transactions fees on the churn to/from BTC, they will do it. Anything that gives them a 12 week rev boost will help FB stock, thus its the only thing that matters.