/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14152160
>he bouuut red?
>pump eeet
>pump red's maze with sleeping gas

Jesus christ just when I think of the degen levels on this forum, someone posts some that takes degen to another level.

OP, at this stage you are not only a degen but you are such a loser of a degen that you need to promote your referral code because you likely lost all your degen funds betting on the ugly mouse.

LMAO. WOW.

>>14152160
i'm gonna do something similar

but with spiders fighting

These races are a joke, half the mice aren't even awake or lucid when the gates go up. They need to apply a small electric current to the floor of the paddock when the gates go up so they actually run.

>>14152160
would rather see like a jerk off race, where girls try to get guys to cum as fast as possible and you can bet on which one cums first.

>>14152219
>Buysparkster
>Calls others degen
Pot calling the kettle a n word

>>14152415
Do the contestants start flaccid or erect?

Can't get enough of my gables

>>14152160
>>14152375
>>14152395
hi
You are all UNDER ARREST FOR ILLEGAL MOUSE RACING.

>>14152200
Kek

>>14152435
probably, itd be kinda homo but maybe have the guys standing with their pants down for 30 mins leading up to it. then have the women come in and start.

>>14152219
please do the needfull sir, my mice bags, they're heavy

>>14152395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF8fPkV9HNc

>>14152556
That cat is most certainly dead by now.

>>14152160
Always bet on red, yw.

>>14152599
well, he was in a cat home, where the cuddly ones get new homes, and the rest.. burger didn't do himself many favors either, lets say

>>14152652
I have a theory the lights influence the mice's behavior, so you might be onto something.

>>14152160
The video doesn't work

>>14153274
5 minutes, they're working on it.

>>14153377
thx fren

>>14153384
stream is back up, mice are on the move

Lol this is so retarded

>cameras falling over
>half the mice are drugged and dying and don't run
>sometimes the gates don't even open
>races last 3 seconds

>>14152415
How would candidates be selected? Would it be like a chatroulette random selection or a signup/prerecorded process

>>14153596
They fight each other to the death to determine who goes into the race...

i think its randomly selected.

>>14152160
Nice 300 free sats

>>14153596
>bet in the last few seconds on the only one moving
>gate doesn't open

>>14152160

Fucking mionie

>>14152160

This is a good investment. Gambling did very well for POTUS Trump.

>>14152160

Mario has this race. All other mice are shit tier.

>>14154098
minnie looks more active

>>14154133

Yeah but I won on Mario. They put him back in. I got Robin this time.

>>14154254

2 in a row! Fuck yeah baby!

This pretty much confirms cryptos are absolutely fucking dead

>>14154355
until they start live streaming fight club matches.

>>14152556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE0puWNL4XU

>>14154355

So is cash money dead? You fucking aspie

>>14152160
TOOOOAAAAASSSSTTTTTTTTTTT 4 THE WIN

This is where crypto is at baby!

Is this one a gerbil race?

This site is fucking based I just deposited a dollar
They need a lightning network address so we can bet sats without worrying about fees
Also upgrade the tracks

>>14154676
I think they're mice, but yes, its a race of rodents every ten minutes. you can bet on 1 of 4 mice. the mice are randomly selected each race. you can watch them live in their prep room before the doors open. use my code in the OP if you want some free satoshis.

THE LOSING MOUSE NEEDS TO BE FED TO A SNAKE

Ester will win this one bubu is fucked

This is fucking awesome

>>14154676

They are all gerbils. The track is actually lit colons.

Bubu had it and blew it ran backwards let's go ester

>>14154697
Devs confirmed they are planning on adding lightning support in the future. this is they're first day of operation.

>>14154746
its comfy as fuck

>>14152160
Someone make a game where you can gamble on which pajeet shits on the street faster

>>14152160
>gabling
I prefer eaves

>>14154757

THANK YOU COMFY RICCARDO

who here /merlin/?

>>14154804
gold looks well positioned

>>14154834
im sorry for your losses anon

Got 1000 sats on merlin

FUCK YOU MERLIN TO THE SNAKE PIT WITH YOU

Merlin fucked me but it was a good race
Red was zooming at the end there

>>14154888

I bet on Mer too. Fucking Jack ass.

>>14154893
Merlin threw the race he obviously had gambling debts with the rat mob

>>14154854
He was so close but turned around and went backwards, WHY???

>>14154902
Fucking ratmob fixing races again when will it end

>>14154938
its a real doggy dog world out there m8

Gold and merlin blew it mione was so far back and stole it right from underneath them

>>14152160
Im interested on this new scam OP, whats the catch?

>>14154965
what the FUCK was hamish doing?

>>14154969
the catch is that you are forced to be comfy and watch cute critters steal all your satoshis

who you boys feeling here?

In almost sure green is sedated

>>14155015
Ester is ready, brother. Strap a rocket to her ass.

Bubu BABY!

>>14155030
Ester is a wild mouse man

Ester is a smart mouse and will win this one
It would be sweet to see ester Mario the allstars race each other

where to put code

>>14152481
Underrated post

Whats with the homo electronic OP? Thisnisnt f-zero

>>14155050
can you prove that?

How long has this been going on. I am going to the horse track tomorrow, because I am a degenerate gambler. This is right up my alley. Why didn't /biz/ tell me about this sooner????!?!?!?

Im worried for Ester she's trying to eat the door and might burn herself out?

>>14153377
OP obviously the dev of micerace
I hope the mice are kept in humane conditions
You should have a mouse paddock live streaming the mouse living conditions between races
And donate some percent of profit to go against mice animal testing

>>14152518
oh shit

How do we know that the match isn't fixed by tilting the losers uphill and the winner downhill in their tracks?

HOLY SHIT BASED BUBU

Well that was fucking dope
Not alot of info in their website. Anyone know the min bet? Imma poorfag but still a degen gambler

>>14155105
>against mice animal testing
Why? I don't see you bitching when you take that life saving medicine achieved through the sacrifice of thousands if mice.

>>14155067
this is the first day of micerace!

>>14155067
first time i've ever heard about it

>>14155105
I'm not a dev, i just find this shit hilarious and think it's right up biz's alley. plus, the refcode is nice to shill.

That race was a rollercoaster of emotions with a photo finish
Ester really let me down got too confident running laps back and forth to lose the damn race by a whisker

>>14155158
Good job OP I can honestly say this is a nice change from the usual biz degeneracy

>>14155175
Ester is not a big game player simple as

>>14155146
>Why?
Because i fucking said so nigger

>>14155133

Use op’s code for fee sat

>>14155196
>nigger
You mean I value human life more than some vermin? Granted these are cute.

I like cheddar in this one good payout

>silver

>laila gets to the very end
>turns around and goes back to the beginning

fucking dead, that was hilarious

>>14155303
we had three of them doing that in the previous race all at the same time, was freakin ridiculous. make up your minds mice.

silver took a nap with my 9k bet on him

>>14152160
GAME OVER

Mice are going to bed and Devs are fixing the bugs. stay tuned for the next race biz.

peace

>>14155340
kek

>>14154749
dayumn is her pussy under that?

>>14154905
they need a block of cheese on an automated track for them to chase. they could use infrared to make sure its always in front of the mice.

>>14155409
what if the dev uses different food to rig the game?

>>14155395

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph582927977725f

>>14152481
ded

FUCK I LOVE THIS