/biz/ - Business & Finance

Base candy corn!

>>14147335
>Candy corn moonshine
I ain‘t drinking that shit, nigga.

>>14147357
It's just moonshine with sugar in it

Donald pls stop trying to crash the market.

pls

>>14147289
I've gotten a fortune cookie before with no fortune :(

Why can't fortune cookie companies start putting bad fortunes in cookies every once in awhile? Like "you will start relationship with a very bad person soon" or some shit like that

if you no eat out you will nevery make it

>>14147357
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
>insert image of Jeff Goldjew from The Fly.

Rebuilding my dividend growth work sheet for us

>>14147335
Based Baggie Edition!!!

>>14147414
indeed, now my fortune has me anxious to go to a party

is this what extroverted people feel all the time?

>>14147414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpQC2DNX9K

>>14147503
No, we don't experience introspection.

>>14147414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpQC2DNX9K4

What are the chances that healthcare stocks get /Bernie/ again?

>>14147583
>Bernie
he's irrelevant, falling in the polls, people have heard his message and America as a republic has demonstrated that we will reject his crazy ideas of Democratic Socialism because we're not fucking retarded and understand it's communism just disguised as free shit.

>>14147583
Bernie's lead got redistributed. So lower. Depends on Biden now.

greenback fucking everyone today

>>14147413
https://edition.cnn.com/2016/08/02/us/fortune-cookie-writer-wonton-food-company/index.html
>It is the company's CFO writing all the lines
>Expecting a CFO to say anything bad to their customers

>>14147545
I always forget youre one of those ones..

>>14147611
If Biden win then American policy on China will become pro-China again

damn, /smg/ is the smartest... the best, biggest minds...

I haven't seen BigDaddyB post in a while... I miss him

>>14147655
Begone thot

>>14147289
to be honest most fortunes these days are not fortunes,just advice (or how to learn chinese) that are truly awful

>>14147655
>what is pump and dump

>>14147335
Now make candy-corn jenkem.

>>14147470
Nice list: I just got based and redpilled because for shits and grins I decided to look at several “worst dividend stocks for 2019” predictions on Forbes/us news and shit and they’re seriously almost wrong every time, they probably say the opposite of what they know to get more cheaply.

Next year I am going to buy the “worst” stocks and laugh all the way to the bank.

Bwl.a -6.66

>>14147676
The image remind me a service offered by certain famous Chinese hot pot company (6862.HK if I recalled correctly), if you went to their restaurant and order a hor pot along, they can lend you a doll so that you can share the hot pot with the doll

>>14147739
>along
alone

>>14147635
it'd just be once in awhile.. like 1 lout of 1000

>>14147739
>they can lend you a doll so that you can share the hot pot with the doll

pump up that VTSAX please its all I own

buying more either way

Here we go

>>14147739
China was a mistake

>>14147773
>he doesn't share his food with inanimate objects when he goes out to eat

>>14147739
The absolute state of the world today

>>14147773
>>14147838

>>14147849
Based
I fully support this

What are some good books about stocks/the stock market/investments/real estate in general?
Is this chart a good starting point?

>>14147898
Read the OP

>>14147887
Pendy no

>>14147954
It's just a teddy bear in a chair, not some degenerate threat to society
The guy is even texting someone on his phone

>>14147981
how do you know he isnt just texting his bear?

>>14147981
He's playing candy crush: puppy rescue and ignoring his date.

Anybody else here/ Beyond Meat'd?

>>14147761
We have no fortune cookie here, only fortune tissue paper from convenient stores, other than comments they also have star rating on degree of fortune of those who use them. They used to have one-star rating that say your degree of fortune today was only fair, but it seems like they have removed the rating in recent years probably because they have received some amount of negative feedback because of it.

>>14147838
world is doing great, wars all time low, poverty rates all time low people are getting out of poverty in third world etc. constant progress

>>14148039
I'm waiting for that bubble to pop so that I can score some BYND cheapies.

>>14147636
INTP Assertive gang reporting in

I‘m gonna die alone, aren‘t I?

>>14148184
Exactly the same type as me, whether you like it or not

>>14147981
Eating with stuffed animals as an adult is a slippery slope. Sure, today it's just a teddy bear. But given enough time, he'll eventually be taking his 2D waifu body pillow out for karaoke, then returning home to have 2 minute sex with it before crying himself to sleep on top of it.

>>14147470
this is literally the DOW

and XOM is colleen moor approved, Just Buy it

>>14148195
It‘s not that surprising. We‘re both faggots; just different flavours.

>>14148197
thiss reminds me
I need to order more Furyu and Fumo dolls with this amazon gift card

>>14147636
INFJ here - does this mean I'm destined to suck at trading

>>14148195
>>14148184
same here...

>>14148254
Only NT groups can trade profitably. Note that being NT doesn‘t automatically guarantee profits - it‘s just a prerequisite.

fucking beyond meat just slowly fucking climbing all day since its low this morning with higher lows and higher highs channeling up like a fucking faggot bubble. This bitch better pop by Wednesday./

AAAAAAHHHHH
Why did I buy shit when I knew S&P oscillator said we’re overbought... I’m such a dummy.

2 shares of CRM at 149.50 are probably the only smart moves I’ve made in a while.

>>14147735
Saw that. Getting volume again, some large blocks going back and forth.

>>14147898
Every time someone suggests reading material here, you should disregard that and read some doujins instead.

>>14148114
I bought the Nintendo dip and it just kept dipping... fuck you Reggie

>>14148338
so you're saying there's a chance for me being an ENTP?

>>14148338
I've got the N going for me at least

What's going on with LCI? Just big boys manipulating the share price to load up on cheapies, right?

>>14148197
If you don't like teddy bear then you can have other options

Well USG just fucked the crypto market for burgers so time to go back into boomers.

Bought 10k shares of WKHS to hold over the weekend.

Let's see what happens boys

>>14148349
The market can remain irrational longer than you can stay solvent. BYND has tapped into individual investor mob exuberance. It ain’t coming down until earnings take a small dip.

>>14148184
>>14148195
>>14148271
unfortunately yes, most here are (Im normally INTP, but become ENTJ or ENTP when drunk, or INFP/ENFJ if on LSD/Shrooms, or ISTP/ENTP when peak addi's in the system)
but a good 7/10 times when i take the test i end up INTP


if i remember right comfy is ENFJ or INFP and baggie is either ESTP or ENTP?
and rkg is unironically hardcore ESFP, with sometimes ESTJ (depends on when you ask the egregore)

>>14148541
NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Should I be shorting lean hogs, live cattle and cattle feeder if everybody is buying the fake meats?

Buy MPAA. You won't regret it.

SPY CALL BROS ASSEMBLE

>>14147676
>wish that was me

>>14148574
>Should I be shorting lean hogs, live cattle and cattle feeder if everybody is buying the fake meats?
china demand might counteract any downtrend that BYND's impact on the market might be, causing livestock to move sideways instead of downward

>>14148629
it really would be hard not to smile while eating with them

>>14148184
rip

>>14148541
The market has hit peak euphoria in BYND this is coming back to Earth by Wednesday.

Also want to congratulate the people over at Chewy on their successful IPO.

>tfw bought AMD at 32.42

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>14148682
>China demand
With the trade war going on they will import from all 200 other countries around the world before they import from America

>>14148708
$50 EOY brother, fear not.

>>14148689
Bynd is our generations Bitcoin. All future smg wealth will be measured in BYND

>>14148748
So you're saying this fucker is going to run past 10k before euphoria even begins?

>>14148748
I'd buy some BYNDcoin but Binance is going to refuse US citizens on the main site and open up a new site so I guess no shitcoins for people without a VPN

>>14148774
BYND and BTC 50k eoy 2020

>>14148725
BASED AND DIVVYPILLED

>>14148689
Unless Tyson, nestle, or impossible foods announce an ipo or a new meatless product, I don’t see it coming down by Wednesday. Institutional investors are already aware that it’s way over valued. Only individual investors are piling in at this point. You better hope some bad news comes their way like crop failure or they get regulated and can’t be called ‘meat’ anymore.

>>14148748
sh-should I go all in now?
but I-I already went all in WKHS....
I d-dont know. I'm scared

MPAA for easy +10%. Just wanted to say it one more time. Good luck to those who listen

>>14148708
>tfw riding consecutive amd calls and puts to my fortune
I love volatility

>>14148828
>BYND's next product: AI thots

>>14148815
Realistically, i don't see this going past 200 and holding there. This stock is gonna crash to the fucking ground the moment the price hits a good manipulated short price and crash. So you're playing with fire, but might be a fun gamble.

>>14148477
shorts trying to hold it down long enough to get impatient people to sell to them... very low volume.. they're running out of bullets

>>14148805
What if it gets an endorsement from Donald Trump? I figure the majority of the faggots who don't eat meat are liberals and if Trump endorses the company they'll flee like fucking french soldiers. This kills the company.

I push my fingers into my eyes

>>14148891
Well one of the largest fast food gains in Canada, Tim hortons, just jumped on the beyond meat train. If trump says he likes it, a fucking shit ton of other ideologic fanatics will rush in and buy it.

>>14148930
>1 post by this ID

looks like its about time to buy more

>>14148939
oh god you're saying I shorted when people are actually buying the news instead of selling it?!!?!?! Can I ask Robinhood for a do-over?

My SPY puts getting absolutely fucked

>>14148553
I‘m certain all I‘s turn to E‘s while drunk lol. Also Intp and Intj are exactly the same.
>Comfy isn‘t NT
>Baggie isn‘t NT
>RKG isn‘t NT
>All horrible longterm traders
D E S U .

>>14149002
You can reroll your existence for better LUK. Better luck next time.

>>14148708
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
*breathes in*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>14149015
I'm pretty sure your opinion doesn't matter.

>>14149026
rollin' for Beyond Meat 50% crash by Wednesday.

CNBC calling this "another hot IPO" when almost everyone who bought, except for those who got in before it opened, lost money.

Opened at 36.00, ran up to $41.34, fell to ~$35 right now.

I should be so fucking angry. But... I'm just not very surprised. I got LYFTed for 30 shares.

>>14147636
Reminder that these 4 letter "personality" profiles are an absolute meme with no scientific basis that have been proven to be unreliable.

A housewife and her mother-in-law came up with it, and used an idea of Jung's to shill it to the masses.

There is a "personality" typing that has scientific basis. It's called the Big 5, or OCEAN.

You plebs need to stop wasting your time on pseudoscience pop-psychology. This is "I read this article on Buzzfeed" tier.

>>14149033
T-thanks for the cheapies

>>14148861
>$72 to $5
>they're running out of bullets
lmao

Nobody here is actually buying for the long term right? The whole market looks absolutely fucked.
>triple top
>yield curve inverted
>10 year bull run
>Interest rates basically 0
>all (((they))) need to do to make sure Trump isn't reelected is to shake the market up before the election

>>14149136
>hebrew parantheticals
opinion disregarded

I'm at an all time high for this year.

>>14149136
((They))'re going to lower interest rates next week. The market is going to shoot up because of this great news.

>>14149164
I think it will be July but yeah, it'll happen at least once in Q3

>>14149136
unironically bullish

>>14149164
Powell? He's just got to "leave the door open" for a rate cut. I don't think he'll cut this quickly, but he can make the market rally by just hinting at it.

>>14149107
they are, look at the volume... have you ever heard of a trend reversal? have you ever heard the term "sellers getting exhausted" or "buyers getting exhausted".... ?? once all the bears have shorted all the shares they can they then need to cover.. they can't short anymore because there aren't any more shares to short hence the "running out of bullets" they will need to cover in order to "reload"...

sorry if you don't understand the basics.. maybe you should lurk more....

>>14149164
>>14149136
I mean we have to be real here, The Bull market is going to end on Euphoria, and there is no better Euphoria than using poor economic data for a reason to go higher.

Green day confirmed! quick close the market!

>>14149188
>sorry if you don't understand the basics.. maybe you should lurk more....

>>14149199
Dubs! Let it run!

>>14149215
i just don't like stupid people..............

>>14149188
They'll just increase the short interest to 200% of the float. You don't need to cover if the company is bankrupt.

I didn't realize how many trip niggers are in these threads. Unironically kyselves

>>14149158
If you're worried about your current positions, then sell and wait a while then enter new ones

>>14149236
whatever i am it's working, hitting all time highs n shit

>>14149074
obviously, its a fun way to troll and to categorize though

the fact that you can sit down take the same test twice in a row and get two drastically different outcomes should be enough evidence for most that its fortune cookie horoscope tier

doesnt mean it isnt fun though

>>14149136
the market always looks absolutely fucked, because you arnt seeing the whole picture (you cant, no one person truly can)

but why wait for cheapies when you are losing money from sitting on the sidelines waiting

irrational gains are still gains

>>14149260
>what a constructive and informative post that helps the thread get one step closer to the bumplimit!

>>14149254
their a/s count is 100,000,000 their o/s is at like 40,000,000.... they aren't going bankrupt......

Wish I wouldn't have sold so much VSTM and LPTX... Should maybe have continued DCAing, but I think that would've been poor discipline.

>>14149308
This video makes me VERY uncomfortable

>>14149286
ok

>mfw didn‘t all in Chewy at $33 because retook MBTI

TVIX

Doesn't it seem too low going into the weekend with this president?

>>14149315
What's a/s and o/s count

>>14149361
You're missing the whole picture. The VIX is actually going to get back to like 11.50 before our next catastrophic sell off. It's still too high for there to be a collapse. We need investors to be comfy and that's when you surprise them with enough of the red candles to fill a fucking boomer's birthday cake.

>>14149402
authorized shares and outstanding shares

I really want NVDA, LCRX and CSCO!!
Why aren't they getting hit harder by Broadcom and Tradewar news!

>>14149408
Hmm makes sense.
You may have been the poster who first got me started trading the vix. Thanks. Most of my moves in it have been profitable.

>RBII

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down .54% today, oof! MMM, KSS, MO, BA, everything ate shit. But not as hard as poor BWL/A :( I'm not concerned, I will hold this ball as long as needed to roll a strike.
Today we're going to a Romano's in the ABQ, New Mexico!

Well fuck this gay ass shit. I'm going to the bar to get half priced wings and cheap beer.

>market took a big fat dump on me 10 minutes before bell
Why am i not surprised

Perfect time to buy HAL right now.

>>14149626
+0.17% when BYND meat goes back to $100 on Monday i'll cash out and get my shekels aligned for the shit post.

For when you want to lose more than just your money

Down 0.37% today, up 0.60% for the week.

>>14149627
I beat the market

>>14149674
fuck this was for >>14149626

>>14149626
Down about -1% this week, but I've basically been crabbing sideways for two weeks now.

>>14147583
>meme Bernie into winning primaries to FUD the everloving fuck out of healthcare stocks
>buy the dip
>reelect Trump in general
What could possibly go wrong?

>>14149627
Ma'am this is a Wendy's

>>14149626
Up 1.7% for the day, +12.6 for the week. I fucked up big early on by not even thinking about how E3 would affect stuff, but recovered thanks to Microsoft

>buy first stock
>it immediately drops 3 cents

>>14149626
Up 0.64%

Just been boring days without AMD... at least I‘m profitable though.

>>14149778
HFT'd

>>14149626
Every time I start to recover a bit like this, I get hit HARD and slam lower.

What do frens, how to make sure this doesn’t go terribly wrong?

>>14149626
based fridays at Romano's

>>14149862
How diverse are you?

>>14149862
you can avoid losses by taking more risk and timing the market better. Remember Timing the Market > Time in the Market.

>>14149626
Down 17% because I McFucked Up but I'll live.

>>14149862
imagine thinking you can beat the market when 95% of professional traders can't

>>14149626
Up $1.42 this week (0.00%)
>Crab market general

>>14149862
split that up between JNJ, PG, MMM, KO, JPM, MSFT, T, XOM, CSCO

>>14149895
This. With IV crush, even options plays that should work out, get slaughtered. Lulu went up on earnings but both calls and puts got hammered.

You’ll have options that go up 2200% but volume is 2 or 3, aka no one to buy them. Then you’ll get the options gambles that are basically guessing on an event, more like insider trading if you know a catalyst. Rigged game

>>14149778
As a word of advice right away, don't be so fixated on short term price fluctuations
Acting on emotional impulses will almost always lose you money in the long run

>>14149862
Stop trying to "fix" your positions when they dip?

Or stop buying penny stocks because some stranger on the internet asked you to

Either way, looks like you need to sell less, and hold more

>>14149921
Add in MCD, and BRK.B

>>14149626
Up 3% in 30 minutes before the market closed. If only you faggots would have listened to my MPAA call.

>>14149921
what a shit portfolio, did you even research the market beforehand?

>>14149015
me switch between ESTJ and ENTJ
and WTF
me havent made bad trade for 2 months

>>14149895
I'm going beat the fucking market. After putting time and effort into learning I have figured out what 95% of professional traders do wrong.

>>14150009
No, he just named a bunch of random large cap stereotypical boomer stocks

This market is going nowhere.

>>14149862
Guarantee this is what‘s happening
>Start new strategy
>Hey this isn‘t going so bad!
>But it‘s awfully slow gains
>I‘ll do this instead then
>...
>oops

Just pick something profitable and stick with it. Stop chasing meme shit, no FDs, no bio, etc. I recommend any 3 of the following:
>Covered call writing
>Short term far otm credit spreads
>Long term (6mo to 2 yrs) atm/itm debit spreads

>>14150009
the dude wanted safe, consistent gains. that will give him safe consistent gains.

also I own all those except XOM and MMM

>>14150037
The best way to make money in the crab market is to time it and ride highly leveraged positions to chadlike games. Or you can be like the Virgin trader over here and write Iron Condors.

>>14150055
except SPY has had the most safe and consistent gains for last 80 years
picking stocks is the equivalent of gambling

>>14149895
That's not even true.

The stat is supposedly 95% of everyone who plays the stock market.

And considering how retarded your average person is, is that any surprise?

I mean, just look at these threads.

>>14150015
You must be ENTJ then
>implying
NTs are masterrace.

>>14150109
I think only 75% of the people in these threads are retarded

>>14150109
4chan has below average IQ

>>14150136
The hacker known as 4chan

whats a good way to tell a channel pattern is gonna end

>>14150136
/pol/ and /x/ drag us down. There was a chart floating around a few months ago that showed average IQ across the board /sci/, /lit/, and /d/ were the highest IQ. /biz/ surprisingly was above average. Or maybe it was all bs idk.

>>14150148
Well if you see some kind of harmonic pattern forming on a longer/shorter time frame it can be a sign of some kind of change in the channel, you're probably better off just trading with the channel either up or down depending upon which wave it's on and then you'll catch the break out on either the up or down when it does break out of the channel...

99% people on biz (and in this thread) are losers who can barely save up 25k to invest; if you were even somewhat intelligent it's not difficult to earn at least 70k a year programming in the United States

therefore everyone here is below average

>>14150148
you could also have some kind of catalyst or binary event that is known, like a fucking drug trial or something that's going to obviously impact the share price and then the TA is kinda meaningless.

>>14149986
This is likely my mistake.

Nearly every time I've sold, I've regarded it as a mistake. Few of my buys are like that.

I need to dig into the data and look at my trading history to verify this.

Part of this is because I don't like being reminded of my failures, like when I bought DIS WAYYYYY too high. I sold it, and now it's almost back where I bought.

I think the problems could also come from feeling like I don't have enough cash on hand. Which means the buying IS the problem, because I am buying too much at once, or rebuying after a small move down when there's still a lot more room to fall.

Also, holding into earnings has been fatal.

>>14150173
of course it's bs you retard

>>14150173
That's self-reported average IQ, so basically complete BS

>>14150202
You vastly overestimate the ability of intelligent people to learn computer skills.

I can't even learn spanish nigga, how am I gonna learn robot language?

>>14150173
>He thinks the chart is real

>>14150261
>>14150272
Do you really think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

Doesn‘t seem very Christian-like to me.

Ecoli-outbreak linked to Beyond Meat plant based cuck burger news this weekend please.

>>14150125
Most people are doing stupid shit.

Like that one guy telling some other guy to split $10k into six different large cap companies.

Yikes.

>>14150292
you're not intelligent...

>>14150173
Protip: that chart is at least 7 years old (out of date) at this point
At least
>And if I remember right, it was based off of analysis by a chat reading AI, aka it measured each boards copypastas and general stickys, or self reported

>>14150202
Just because someone show you their RH portfolio with $2,000 in it doesn't mean they don't have some stashed elsewhere, for long-term growth or divvys

Some anons might prefer to not reveal their true power levels

>>14150306
Do it yourself. Eat some raw chicken than order up a beyond burger somewhere.

>>14150202
>it's not difficult to earn at least 70k a year programmin
fucking racist

>>14150346
lol yeah sure
the real reason people come on biz is because they're absolute losers in real life, they've seen all their peers live successful lives, raise families, get extremely well paying jobs etc, and they come here to make themselves feel better.
trust me, I would know

>>14150405
yo how do we make an inverse baggie etf?

>>14150405
Damn, that's dark anon
Also >projecting this hard

>>14150423
that's why I said "trust me, I would know"
turns out that some of you are so stupid you don't even have 8th grade level reading comprehension

>>14150420
You have to be trying to lose money on purpose

>>14150202
if you're only making 70k programming, grow some fucking ambition; I'm in the process right now of switching from a 140k position to a 200k one

But my Robinhood memefolio only has like 11k in it because I'm not a r/wsb tard; my savings is mostly in boring vanguard shit

>>14150450
no i have a trust fund so i'm all good

>>14150445
No I understood what you wrote. It's just that you're projecting personal experiences onto an entire community. That's pretty fucked up.

>>14150448
yeah but all i have to do is all in 3 consecutive 10 baggers and i'll have a million dollars bro.

>>14150475
or maybe I described you accurately so now you're lashing out because your little 4chan bubble has been popped

>>14150465
lol epic updoot, put it all in TSLA FDs

>>14150477
Going to guess you're a millionaire irl if your $13,000 is your "blow up a portfolio for (You)s on /smg/ money
Good job with your business

>>14149981
Thanks, I'm going to be holding for a while since leaf commission is so high anyways

>>14150503
>>14150475
Ladies can you stop arguing about that shit and help me figure out how to make an inverse baggie etf so I can buy it and make it go to 0 while sending my real account to beyond infinity dollars?

>>14150503
Lol no that's not the case man. Idk why you have all this anger

>>14150545
i feed off people suffering because i'm a sociopath

>>14150465
All in QYLD is $380,000 per month.

>>14150563
Lmao look at this edgy idiot.

Not everyone here hates themselves my guy.

Some people are just here to have a good time and shitpost.

>>14150587
you can keep on telling yourself that, but deep inside you'll still know you're a loser
everyone here is

>>14150329
Wrong, and now you're just being rude for no reason

>>14150621
not all of us are losers my dude

>>14150649
if you're unable to learn to code or another language by definition you are unintelligent

>>14150563
Oh, okay, well, best of luck with that I guess

>>14150663
that is not the definition of unintelligent

and I did pretty well in French, just not spanish or binary

>>14150681
you're right. by knowing French you are quite intelligent. continue trying to beat the market with your above average intelligence, I'm sure you'll be a millionaire soon.

>>14150723
>make an incorrect statement
>strawman furiously
that's cool man, sounds like you've got an exciting life ahead of you

/smg/ Friday night - attention-seeking asshole edition

alright everybody have a weekend

>>14150723
Do you really think you're going to make anyone feel bad about themselves when we know for a fact that you're a bitter loser?

You've got a textbook crab in the bucket mentality. Not everyone is a loser who hates themselves.

>>14150465
rich people die too... don't get too comfy

>>14150754
Thanks. I can't say the same for you, you'll probably be stuck in a menial job for the rest of your life until you get replace by a robot

>>14149626
$VRUS trading sideways in anticipation for the 10-Q next week.

There were some crazy buys today. Churning shares to build a new base, I doubt we'll see $0.01 again.

>co-worker walks up to me
>hey anon I heard you're like, into stocks?
>Uh, yeah kinda, haha. I do a little trading here and there.
>um, like, know any sure things? I want to turn 1k into a million dollars. How do I do that?
>mfw

What do you even say to someone like this?

Did ya'll buy REFR?

>>14150858
Buy GALT.

slow day

Somebody needs to give me a quick rundown why drone footage from the June 13 gulf incident is in so bad quality

>>14150971
They couldn't get the proper lighting in time for the shoot, and didn't have the "enhance image" button, so they just had to zoom in.

>>14150971
Because it’s a false flag bullshit. Multiple eye witnesses on the ship report that a object flew into the ship that caused the explosions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlVCyUtsaec
Seems like China finally realized that everyone in Hong Kong are anti-communist and they need to change it

>>14151013
They might've seen that drone that was filming it, obviously. I'm just baffled by the bad quality film.

Fuck this week holy shit i had to fight hard to prevent a substantial loss on a bioshit. Ordinarily i wouldn't mind mentioning the name if the bioshit but in this case i'm pretty sure the majority of the volume consists of me and like three other guys trying to get some kind of advantage against each other. I'm at even money as of close but couldn't exit without smacking the bid and probably taking a loss this afternoon. It's not any of the /smg/ meme bioshits, not to worry.

>>14147849
I... okay, i like this. I thought it would be a fug doll, in which case that's a little too much. If it's a stuffed animal that's funny and enjoyable.

>>14150858
Aw c‘mon that‘s not too hard, it‘ll only take him 200 years of writing weekly itm call options at 3.5% gains on 2x margin.

>>14151033
Unless the drone flew directly into the ship before the explosion, it’s hard to reconcile the different statements. The witnesses reported a flying object hit the ship, not a flying object was seen around the ship.

>>14151041
200 *weeks*, not years.
holy fug maybe i am retarded.

>tfw you realize you don't know what you're doing and the odds are stacked against you and the obstacles start to feel insurmountable.

...fuck maybe I really should just stick with VTI only and get a better hobby/hustle

>>14151054
True enough. Guess I can't trust any party and only hope is for all of them to get glassed. First day they said Iran rescued people, now they say they took hostages, then they said neither of the events happened because USS Bane stopped the boats from approaching. Pentagon said mine, not torpedo, insurance company says anti-ship missile and contradicts Pentagon.

JUST.

>>14151013
Does Iran have drones?

I don't know enough about military to know if that's s stupid question or not. I did make a little on an oil trade thanks to whatever it was tho. That was fun. Already took profit.

>>14151115
Iran has relatively advanced drone capabilities. I highly, highly doubt they were behind the carrier attacks though.

>>14151115
Iran has drones. But it’s not like the drones broadcast themselves. Theoretically the USA could replicate a less advanced Iranian drone but the Iranians would have a lot of problems replicating a American drone.

>>14151013
But why would Iran so blatantly place its country right next to US armed forces? It's like they are deliberately trying to provoke a confrontation

Bought 8 shares of Luckin Coffee(LK) today, first time buying stock of a startup. Honestly very exhilarating. Can someone explain how to rebalance a portfolio? I should do this every year no?

>>14151638
so what makes you think you can beat professional hedge fund managers and traders by stock picking?

How long am I going to be bagholding chewy?

>>14151638
just lmaoing at your future losses.

>>14151661
Please adopt a trip so I can filter you.

>>14151693
For-ev-er

>>14151721
Sweet

>>14151693

Fucking this luckily I only bought one share. I made money off FVRR being a PnD

>>14151693
when a company goes bankrupt you are no longer able to sell the shares

>>14151105
This image is relevant to my interests.

How do I give allegiance to that military power?

>>14151743
>>14151738
Haha luckily I only took a loss on galt to buy chewy at the top haha haha haha darn phone games haha

>>14151661
Wouldn't I just sell them at the sign of a downturn? I'm a novice to this, only have had a brokerage account for 1month and a half now

>>14151847
>sold GALT at the bottom to buy Chewy at the top

anon

>>14151872
well, i wish you the best of luck! i wish you all the best of luck.
hee hee hoo hoo.....

>>14151882
>>14151847
everyone makes mistakes, that's ok
live and learn from your experiences

>>14151847
Buying IPOs is brain damaged anon.

It's like marrying a woman immediately after she got creampie gangbanged by everyone at Goldman Sachs.

>>14151847

i earned 50 dollars this week option trading due to blind luck
going to buy a 40 piece wings and get blackout drunk, sleep until the markets open on monday

Its only money right guys

>>14151743
no, they send you all your money back everyone gets a couple of redos

>>14151971
these are the people on /smg/.......

wew

>>14151974
just be patient on the GALT

>>14150405
>absolute losers in real life,
true (but I do make more money and have higher net worth than almost every person I know)

>they've seen all their peers live successful lives, raise families, get extremely well paying jobs etc,
False

>and they come here to make themselves feel better.
Also false

>>14151910
I bought planet fitness ipo @ around $16 :^)

>>14150405
i come for the memes and the shitposting desu fren

and to fade all the calls in here

>>14152023
And for every 1 of those there's 45 other pieces of fucked out shit that pump then immediately dump.

You'd be better off on the OTC if you want to play that kind of game.

>>14152042
this thread has the worst shitposting ever, 99% of this threads are the following:
>just buy an ETF
>just buy dividend stocks like T and DIS and AAPL
>just buy highly speculative penny and biotech stocks like GALT and LCI and VRUS and NAKD
>i don't understand [simple financial terms] please spoonfeed me
>random green/pink wojaks if the market goes up or down 0.5%
>political news sprinkled with racism
>random anime/cartoon autism posts that make no sense

>>14152066
>He's mad he's missed the 100%+ $VRUS gains.

No wonder you hate yourself.

>>14152066
u mad

>>14150420
I'm surprised that RH doesn't have some policy to cut people off from options after things like this
Also I guarantee some clever intern at RH tracks the 'idiot' accounts and is making money front-running inverse positions

>>14150571
150K by my calculation

>>14151974
Keep DCAing, thank the shorties for the cheapies, and remember: it's not a loss if you don't sell :^)

Honestly, though. This is how I got myself out of that motherfucking -30% DF hole. Eventually I was able to sell all my shares of that dogturd for a profit.

>>14152085
i dont feel anger, only emptiness and hunger for the 40 wings i am going to buy later

>>14152066
Hahaha lmfao @ ur lyfe

>>14152118
what sauce you going with?

>>14152139
Tears and jergens

>>14152148
nice

>>14152066
Have you had enough gay sex today?

>>14152115
>Keep DCAing, thank the shorties for the cheapies, and remember: it's not a loss if you don't sell
thats right homie tell em!!

Takes awhile to learn how to DCA

LCI to $30

>>14152165
and why do you people always have to bring up that i'm LGBT? i remember 10 years ago when 4chan was actually liberal and good back then

>>14152176
Filtered

>>14152188
Just because you're gay doesn't mean you have to be a bitch to everyone <3

>>14152052
true but like with everything else you have to do your research. I swear the last few months of IPO's have been driven by pure mania

>>14152188
pretty much this>>14152253

>>14152253
how about you shut up sweaty?

>>14152333
Can't argue against the trips of truth. It's time for you to shut up sweaty >>14152253

>>14152188
10 years ago liberals weren't as irrational and cult-like. I like it more a few years ago but it being less liberal isn't the problem.

lol all these salty incels baka

>>14152333
>>14152349
and why do you people always have to bring up that i'm sweaty? i remember 10 years ago when 4chan was actually liberal and good back then

>>14152066
If it makes you feel better, I do none of these except the occasional racism.

Stop being such a fucking nigger and write some more covered calls.

Also you're gay.

>We finally have a poster worse than DUDEgalt
I think I'm going to take a break from stocks

Have a good weekend kikes. See y'all Monday

>>14149627
>tfw moved across the US and still haven't found a good replacement bar with good food and cheap drinks

>>14152411
liberals can't properly appreciate a cute sweaty girl

They don't know how to win
I will show them!

>>14152490
your just mad i got sweet 2x gains on VRUS
people say you can't win by picking stocks but i'm up nearly 9k now, thats nearly half my yearly salary

>>14152066
It's pretty similar to every other general I've ever been in. A lot of people just come for the memes and socializing rather than the actual subject matter. It's pretty funny how across different interests and boards and subject matters 4channers are always the same. Unintelligent, racist, memers.

>>14152561
>It's pretty funny how across different interests and boards and subject matters 4channers are always the same. Unintelligent, racist, memers.
Who tf you calling unintelligent memers?

NEW!!

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>>14152561
Also you find some very shitty trolls and hypocrites, as well as annoying freaks who seem to enjoy being annoying and fully embrace their mental illnesses.

I've found one that's fun for me right now, I'll stop drawing attention to it now that I see how bad this thread really is.

>>14152561
I come here to cope with substantial losses with my fellow bagholders.

>>14152066
You may not like it, but this guy's right. About 5% of posts on here are actually useful and carry the entire thread. Just because you're lonely and poor doesn't mean you have to shit up the only good thread on /biz/ by using it like an IRC channel.

Just so I'm not a hypocrite and contribute myself, buy HEXO and Nokia calls for next week

>>14153613
I came VERY close to buying NOK today, it was just a few cents from my limit.

I bought 20 HEXOs, and I don't even know why. It's not even that low considering it fucked up its earnings.