/biz/ - Business & Finance

shit, hit 'post' too soon by accident.
anyway, I have a plan to create a fake charity in switzerland that helps refugees. I just need to know if it's possible to create a swiss bank account with routing # etc that they can wire money into, and then convert that into crypto somehow.
I know that in these days, swiss doesn't actually mean shit for privacy anymore, but it will play into the story I'm spinning for this charity. I've got a whole plan to bring their attention to it and sell them on it without them ever knowing it was me.

surely nothing could go wrong

>>14119570
I honestly don't care about the risks anymore.

after I got disowned, I moved in with my grandparents and worked as their caretaker for free for almost five years, in exchange for free rent on a 200 square foot room. i also worked a landscaping job because i didn't want to be a drain on their finances, even though they had millions. then after my grandma's stroke, my mom & stepdad swooped in to cut me out.

murder your cunty boomer parents,

problem solved

They care more about third world sleazos than your future LOL

Kill your subhuman boomer stepdad
Also they aren’t putting the money into charities
They funnel them into hedge funds without you knowing
Take him out with you

yeah sounds like you can pull off this long con with a couple emails, 40 or 50 bucks, maybe a PDF. Good idea! While you're researching you should look up what health care in prison is like.

>>14119810
>>14119769
disowned, i'd get nothing

>>14119815
i have a workable plan and i'm not going to post it on 4chan, because i prefer for it to remain a workable plan

Just
>discover yourself a woman
and bribe a surgeon to fake the
>transition
then ask them to finance your
>educational
newly founded
>legit
enterprise on
>Liberia
to transition Tyrone and Jahmel

>>14119831
ngl this sort of thing made it into the top 5 plans i had

>>14119536
>>14119605
This is a work of fiction but it sounds like your stepdad is preying on your mom so you need to work some goodboy magic and convince her of that (maybe bring her a nice hung black man to breed with in his stead?).

>>14119854
She's either already suspicious of him or incredibly stupid, either one works in your favor. Maybe you just need to frame him for cheating on her. I enjoy participating in role playing threads

>>14119536
Welcome to clownworld where dumb boomers prefer retarded niggers at the other side of the planet to their own child.
You can thanks the jews of the synagogue of satan.

Why not just live your life and have nothing to do with them?

dude kill your parents they sound like awful people.

>>14119872
Actually Satan means "enemy" in jewish language. Satan is one of our true Aryan Gods.

>>14119536
Be a man and stop asking for a handout you degenerate fuck.
Crying on biz because your parents didn’t give you money FOH softcuck.

>>14120038
>Be a man and stop asking for a handout you degenerate fuck.
>Crying on biz because your parents didn’t give you money FOH softcuck.

how did i ask for a handout fgt, i'm just asking for info on bank accounts that can accept wire transfers
if i get money, i'll actually buy ads to support this board which is more than you'll ever have done, cuck

>When your boomer parents turn 75 and can't take care of themselves so you stuff them in the cheapest, dirties old folks home
>When you tell everyone they're senile and racist (kek) so the niggers that invariably work there abuse them

>>14119536
Feels good having conservative parents. I'm going to inherit a real estate portfolio worth $5 million and a couple million more in cash when they die.

Nice repost. Fag.

>>14120080
this isn't a repost.
/biz/ is archived. so is /pol/. if this is a repost, you can prove it.
but you can't, because you're just a stupid nigger shitposting

>>14120071
i would go with that but i would prefer to extract SOME of the generational wealth my grandparents built instead of having it go to charities so jew/nigger executives can get blown on their private jets

>>14119536
kill them before they burn through all the money
make it look like an accident

>>14120136
What part of disowned do you not understand?
Killing them will just mean the scam social justice charities get their money faster

>>14120147
too many words in the OP
couldnt read it all
use short sentences this is ADHD gen you're dealin with

>>14120120
Convert the money into crypto and then send it to yourself.

Please scam them hard and keep us updated on your progress.

>>14120178
Nvm, you already said you planned to do that.

>>14119554
>swiss doesn't actually mean shit for privacy anymore
More like post FATCA, they won't want your Amerifat ass.

That law was loaded with bullshit. Holy fuck.

Right, so suppose I want to open a swiss (or european in general, they're wet for anything that seems euro) bank account for the purpose of accepting wire transfers.

what obstacles are going to be in my way? how long will this account be able to stay open without paying various euro taxes?

Kill your parents OP. Make it look like an accident.

>>14120500
reading is hard, huh?

>>14119536
lmao @ inheritance fags. make it on your own.

>>14119536
>My grandparents had fortunes that they were going to leave to me and other grandkids, but my stepdad and my mom got powers of attorney over my grandparents
Find the lawyer with the longest nose you can and sue them. If possible find evidence that they were going to leave it to you. Get your boomer parents to confess on tape if it's legal in your state. A good kike lawyer will win this. Sure he'll take a chunk, but that's life.

>>14119605
Seriously, find a neighbour of your grand parents to attest to you caring for them. Did you contest the power of attorney at the time?

>>14119536
Make your own fortune loser
Your parents can spend their money as their wish

>>14119536
Lmao, I hope you're larping. If real your parents deserve the electric chair.

>>14119536
i thought this was a fake post

>>14120557
You only have to get rich once if you pass your wealth to the next generation your kid ends up at the top of the ponzi scheme. That’s why the jews control everything and have brainwashed you into having such retarded beliefs.

>>14120770
Pretty much, generational wealth is the most based and redpilled thing you can do.

>>14119937
Satan doesn’t mean “enemy” it means interfere.
It means that something that come and destroy your planning.
Either way it piss Jews off.

>>14120680
that's fucking awesome, but they're not decrepit enough for that to work yet. i love that idea though.
also it looks like i'm not the only one. how do these fucking charities find these goddamn gullible boomers?

>>14119536
Hire a (((lawyer))). Seriously though, this is your only legitimate option.

>>14119536

Your mom is a whore, kill them both. Death to thieves.

>>14120147

Ok, then poison them into retardation and become their caretaker

>>14119536
absolute state at burgers LMFAO.

you subhumans are no different than kikes to me. my parents would give their last cent on top of their live for me because my grandparents would do the same for them and thats how our generational wealth build = on love

>>14120660
>t. burger insect trash who hasnt made it based on generation wealth the second he was born
you peasants disgust me

>>14120529
Why don’t you just call up a fucking bank in Europe and ask them
Instead of these idiots here. Also just call up the chamber of commerce in that country and ask them what is needed for you to set up a foundation.

>>14119937
Not sure if true but pretty cool. Fuck Abraham and YHWH

Fuck. The west cant be this cucked. It is all just shiposting, right?

>>14119536
>>14119554
>>14121371
>>14119583
>>14119605
>>14121455
I'm from California and my 78 year old dad says Nigger like its going out of style, he's from Detroit

my redneck friends only associate with "White People" and call native americans Prairie Niggers, i work in SF tech and these are my best friends also

btw my fiancee is Asian........??!??!

>>14119536
How about you quit being a faggot and generate wealth on your own, then you can rub it in their face.

t. disowned 200 IQ patrician

>>14120929
Mfw living in an actual first world country where a Code Napoleon ripoff protects me against boomers’ bullshit. I could only be disowned if I murdered them, and if they gave everything to charity I could demand my quota back. You fucking anglos just can’t understand

>>14119536
Maybe they are funnelling them into charities to avoid taxes. Who knows...

If God decided to forgive the boomers for their sins, boomers would create collateralized indulgence derivative swaps and buy them with a combination of another reverse mortgage and the remaining money their parents earmarked for their grandchildren's college education they fraudulently kept to themselves when their parents died in low quality retirement homes too soon to ensure the money found its way.

>>14119536
>I have been disowned
Stopped reading here. They don't owe you shit anymore.

OP ETERNALLY BTFO

these things dont mix with multi-generation wealth

>uncontrolled women
>stepdads
>betas
>Jewish influence

have fun working till age 72 OP :)

>Read the talmud.
>Become the reborn Titus.
>Fuck a whore on the original torah scrolls.

profit?

>>14119536
unironically kill them

>>14120635
This seems like the most realistic option to regaing the inheritance.

This is an advice I am giving you from the bottom of my heart, as someone who was raised in an extremely poor household and was resentful of my upbringing for years until I grew out of it. You are free to ignore it and go on at your own risk.

It's not worth it. It's not worth to grieve about this. Make your own money. Become filthy rich. Then disown your parents if you want and let them know that you will not support them in their old age no matter how poor for what they've done to you unless they apologize for putting strangers and foreigners before you. And once you're the one at the top be willing to forgive them, resentment is never good, it'll be the best for you.

Instead of spending so much time uselessly grieving about this, become rich from scratch. People do it all the damn time, you just have to learn how and try until you make it. Take is as an opportunity to prove yourself that you wouldn't ever have had were you to inherit tons of wealth you didn't make yourself. You have the opportunity to become a self made man, which is something trust fund babies and rich heirs will never have. It's up to you.

>>14122485
>as someone who was raised in an extremely poor household
>resentment is never good,

your poverty shows, anon

>>14119554
Im from switzerland i help you to set up a bankaccount if you want
Left wing liberals have to die

>>14122485
i have some shit in common with OP. watching millions being swept from under your feet and going to fund BLACKED.com and LGBT charities is not something you can easily ignore

in my case my mother sold a castle worth 5 million euros for 80,000 euros :^) - this was 2 decades ago and its still a subject braught up every month by various family members

>>14119536
its not an inheritance until you receive it anon. Which, lets face it, you are never going to. Your parents are Doing the Right Thing - you should be very proud

>>14119536
Tell some street niggers your parents have a lot of money and are idiots. They'll go break in, terrify them and although they'll steal a lot it'll likely save money in the long run.

I'll add if you want to create some charity come up with some environmental challenge for nigs that makes it seem like overcoming it will finally bring them to parity with whites.

Lead is the current nonsense meme of the day, so maybe lead free crop purchasing because existant seed lines are lead poisoned. Get a picture of a few smiling giga nigger black guys in straw hats on tractors.

Black men seem to hit the "must defer to" button more than the women or children, i think due to fear.

It's their money and they can do anything they want with it.

>>14122843
t. niggarius wokimus

>>14122878
Cope.

>>14122843

CALL JG WENTWORTH

877-CASH-NOW

>>14119536

Why do white fascists and "libertarians" feel so entitled? You're not entitled to an inheritance, a white safe space or a woman. The sooner you little faggots accept this, the better your lives will be

>>14122878
>claims to hate niggers because they feel entitled to others money
>feels entitled to others money
Make your own money you zoomer faggot

>>14119536
L O L
THIS SHIT HAS ALWAYS BEEN VAPOR

My parents are doing the same. They have four children too. I am doing pretty well as a software dev, but my siblings are all in poverty. My mother inherited $1.3 million and has spent literally all of it. Then my father also inherited a bit over a million from his landwhale second wife who died of cancer a couple years ago, but now he is also blowing it all, largely on pointless crap and a new girlfriend.

My father is kind of whatever, since it came from his dead wife, but with my mother, that was family wealth that she consumed 100% of. She was extremely abusive to my sisters growing up too. They both cut ties with her. She will die alone.

Lol OP, how poor are you to make a thread about this.

>>14119536
burn their house, you wont get it anyway so..., also why do you think they would give it exactly to your charity.

just try to make their life terrible

>>14119536
Your parents sound pretty based, Imagine trolling your Nigger Zoomer of a son from the grave!

Props to them
t. parents going through nearly £3MM, Bo Ho me!

>>14119536
fuck dem whiteys if dey dont value da own family dey weak as fucc dey be extinct soon jews do it right by sticking togetha

>>14119536
kill them before they've spent all your money. Make it seem like an accident and make sure you've got an alibi.
anyway, how much of an inheritance are we talking about? if it's like 50k then that's not worth it but if it's 50m well....

>>14119536
get a job you worthless zoomer lmao

>>14122965
Found the kike

>>14119536
talk to a lawyer