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So I am an attractive guy about a 9/10 according to most people I meet. I am also pretty shy (embarrassed by underdeveloped boys voice at 31yr) so I don't go mingling with strangers much.

I also am very respectful/nice/welcoming.

Anyways I am pretty polarizing...
Alot of guys and some girls say I look "too cool" to talk to anyone and I'm a douche who's full of himself. Many guys said they wanted to punch my face first time seeing me.

How do I disarm people? I know these 28-year-old dudes I'm interviewing with hate me when they find out I'm 3 years older than them and look 3 years younger...

Any tips?

>> No.14117882

whip out your cock and start stroking it in front of them. maintaining eye contact is key. complete alpha move, will be able to bend them to your will.

>> No.14118028

>>14117882
does that work? im speculative

>> No.14118051

>>14118028
Can confirm. Works like a charm but if you look away you fuck it up.

>> No.14118075

>>14118028
you're skeptical. you meant to say you're skeptical.

>> No.14118085
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>>14117882
>>14118051
god damn it I have a really big dick too....I think god only blesses us with so much and none of my qualities will get me employed

>> No.14118094

>>14117867
>So I am an attractive guy about a 9/10 according to most people I meet
>Alot of guys and some girls say I look "too cool" to talk to anyone
>Many guys said they wanted to punch my face first time seeing me.

show us. we need to see you to give you tips.

>> No.14118116

>>14117867
>9/10
>guys want to punch you in the face
You're a smarmy looking skele twink who thinks he's good looking because he bought skinny clothes aren't you. Go to the gym and lift heavy faggot.

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>>14118028
>im speculative

>> No.14118158

>>14117882
>>14118028
If you're a 9/10 they'll just think you're coming on to them and try to have sex with you

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>>14118094
>>14118116

>> No.14118194

>>14118187
i wanna punch my own face..
>>14118157
i think i hit my head too many times

>> No.14118380

>>14118028
There is precedent. See for yourself:

>“Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about players’ wives,” says Michael Silver, who covered the 49ers for the Santa Rosa Press Democrat. “It got to the point of ejaculation.”

https://larrybrownsports.com/football/charles-haley-penis-masturbation/269742
http://archive.is/2ijea

>> No.14118757

>>14117867
Imagine the smell

>> No.14118779

LARP op is a fag

>> No.14119190

>>14118779
fuk u