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14084081 No.14084081 [Reply] [Original]

hows your first day at work, wagebitch?

>> No.14084090

>>14084081
I cant even fathom what its like
wagies are subhuman

>> No.14084111

>>14084090
What is it like to be poor?

>> No.14084122

>>14084111
I don't know anon. Haven't been an employee ever ether

>> No.14084163

>make more than a wagie's annual salary in 1 hour
>feel nothing

Aint this the trader life.

>> No.14084181

>>14084163
I wish that was me..

>> No.14084197

>>14084181
You also get to lose their annual salary in a few minutes too. FYI, it's not just all winning.

>> No.14084226

>>14084122
How do you exist then? In communism?

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>>14084226
>you must be poor if you arent a wagecuck

>> No.14084271

>>14084226
Oh sweet summer child. Busy day at the office?

>> No.14084304

I LOVE MY JOB

>> No.14084323

>>14084081
Been a wagecuck only 2 weeks of my life. Jesus how can people live like that?

>> No.14084371

Being neet is like staying home sick from school when you’re a kid. It’s cool at first thinking about everyone suffering at school while you’re comfy at home.

But then they get out of school and get to hang out and you can’t because you’re “sick”. The sadness hits you. Your day was pretty boring and everyone went on with their lives, without you.

Now imagine you’re in the prime of your life, with no skills, friends, money, rotting away in front of a screen, while everyone else is out playing without you.

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14084393

>wagecuck doing easy job
>literally rich and enjoy my free time more
>have enough to own property and start a family


meanwhile NEET incel plays vidya gaymes until hes 40 and an heroes

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>>14084226
> Wagies unironically think it's impossible to make money if you don't work for someone else.

>> No.14084456

>>14084446
>le self employed meemey

>Pleease hire me to do some art work for your company ;_; mummmy pls dont kick me out ! im going to get a contract soon!!

>> No.14084463

>low tier NEET clawing for any dopamine

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>>14084393
>>14084371
jeez, it didnt take too long for the cope to start. like clockwork lmao

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>>14084466
kek, yet a NEET's whole life and these threads are pure cope

i have the following;

girlfriend
house
money
gaming pc
good car
access to great food and entertainment
living away from poor people
enjoy my free time more
job to keep me from becoming desensitized to relaxing
can go out and do anything
can have kids
can sit back when im 40+ and think "ah that was a good life"


what can you do? Ask your poor mother to make you chicken nuggets? masturbate daily and lower your testosterone even more?

lmao keep coping incel

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>>14084537
your tears sustain me oh wagie woo

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>>14084554
what tears? I have a great life and you are literally a mentally ill loser lmao. keep smelling your bedroom farts whilst mummy cleans your plates

>> No.14084587

>>14084554
Otherwise you wouldn't get any joy out of life one can bet. A truly barren life of a low tier NEET

>> No.14084589

>>14084456
Look at this everyone, a textbook wageslave. His wagie mindset and low IQ won't let him think outside the box
> e-e-everyone who isn't a wagebitch like me must be poor
> t-t-the only way you can make money on your own is by being an artst
> what is starting your own business
> what is doing freelance work and getting to keep 100% of the profits you generate (unlike wagecucks who only get a small cut)
> what is taking advantage of internet and the hundreds of ways you can make GOOD money online

>> No.14084610

>>14084589
>t. poorfag who makes $20 a week on his ""freelance work""

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>>14084584
>>14084587
i do appreciate your service everyday though, really i do. without your tax donations i wouldnt be comfy as i am right now, so from the bottom of my heart i do thank the pair of you for your service to the comfy industry

>> No.14084624

>>14084081
Am guy who made the thread yesterday about becoming a wagie today.

Well it was really fun, at least today. They had someone come in for teaching corporate lifestyle. The activities he had us do were really fun. I interacted with real people today. Maybe being a wagie isn't all that bad but maybe its just the first day.
Commute was ~3hr though.

>> No.14084660

always a nice chuckle to see parasites trying to cope with hating their lives

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>>14084618
you can have my tax money. im glad you are enjoying it.
It feels good knowing there's losers like you to make people like me look good.
Its nice knowing i have a 10/10 gf who i will be breeding with soon, whereas lazy mentally ill ""men"" like you make depression threads, play vidya until you are 40 and then an hero xD

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>>14084668
the cope continues, how long will it go on for? no one knows except the eternal wagie

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>>14084691
>NEET continues to parrot nonsensical meme talk
keep coping mr poorfag. you will never live life to the fullest. those bedroom farts are destroying your brain

>> No.14084748

>>14084610
I have a high enough net worth that every time I’ve mentioned it on here most Anons assume I’m larping. Let’s just leave it at that.

>> No.14084771

>>14084748
okay poorfag

>> No.14084845

>>14084771
Kek you sound like a salty wagie

>> No.14084859

I'm getting paid to shitpost on 4chan while my boomer stocks make me a ton of money and I save even more money to invest.

Could be a lot worse DESU.

>> No.14084864

>>14084845
t. of poverty

>> No.14084869

>>14084845
You sound like a dopamine starved low-tier NEET

>> No.14084888

>>14084446
If you're making money you are always working for someone. If its yourself then you work for your customers then they are your bosses

>> No.14084899

Work? But it's a holiday. God bless the catholic church.

>> No.14084969

>>14084744
office farts are destroying yours
better get ready for black history month, then next month it's pride month and cock chastity month.
Keep the dress code on point or Mr.Goldberg will have you working on the weekend doing Stacy's entire workload.

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14084977

>9 posts by this ID

The wagie life be a harsh mistress

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>>14084226
the absolute state of wagies in 2019

>> No.14085023

>>14084969
i dont work in an office. i drive around, go to different places and get fresh air, see lots of fat asses and office worker roasties with nice legs in stockings

u mad incel?

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>>14084888
you cant refuse service to your single boss as a wagie. if you have been to mcdonalds there is a sign no shirt no shoes no service. they serve who they want. much different situation

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>>14084081

Its fine but a coworker invited me to his birthday party lmao wtf ? why the fuck would i waste my precious free time talking bullshit wih people i usually hate 8 to 9 hours a day????!?!

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>>14085023
Ohhhh sheeeeeit
LMAO
Boiling your ass and getting hemorrhoids from sitting all day in cuckmobile
B-but I get to *watch* old roasties y-you incel
LMAO
I'm voting for higher taxes though, and Mr.Goldberg will do some saving on your wage.. better love your job;)

>> No.14085144

>>14084081
>>14084090
>>14084163
>>14084197
>>14084271
>>14084323
>>14084446
>>14084589
>>14084845
For a non “wager” does that mean you just sit in mom’s basement and masterbait to anime? I’m not trying to claim superiority for be a wage cuck fagget but we’re atleast on par if that’s the case. I want out of the rat race as much as anyone, but I’m just to retarded to get out right now. If it is something other than mom’s basement please do tell.

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>>14084226
Get a load of this little summer child

>> No.14085237

>>14085144
they are just poor compulsive gamblers who continuously chase the next scamcoin hoping they'll "make it" when the crypto boat sailed years ago

>> No.14085302

>>14085058
It's not really

>> No.14085325

>>14084668
>chuck this through biz archive
>september 2018
>"about to move out with my gf, who im having kids with soon"
>june 2019
>"Its nice knowing i have a 10/10 gf who i will be breeding with soon"

Sounds like something isnt going to plan lmao

>> No.14085379

>>14085144
you'll never make it wagie

>> No.14085664

Hey ragie wagies, how's Monday going? I just woke up at 11 am, going to make some waffles then play some COD, sometime this afternoon I plan to take my bike out as the weather is nice out, how is your day? Been doing anything fun? Enjoying the weather?

OH WAIT YOUR CAN'T BECAUSE YOUR TOO BUSY BEING A WAGESLAVE HAHAHAHA

>> No.14085739

>>14085144
those with paranoid schizo or ptsd can net 1k a month through ssi if you live in the us. also called neetbucks. you gotta see a therapist and potentially go to court to prove it. theres also the create your own company route

>> No.14085794

>>14084446
>you can self employ and be a Not in Employment, Education, or Training
really make me do a thinkings

>> No.14085892

>>14085664
>plan to take the bike

Hahaha you know that is not going to happen, fiest you need to fap on your waifu pillow and mommy has brought you some fresh tendies, she only doesnt like the smell of sweat and manjuice in the room.

>> No.14085912

>>14084744

don't make him kill himself lmao. Someone has to keep my Cheetos resells through Amazon up top kek

>> No.14086909

>>14084081
fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>> No.14086999

>>14084618
I find it hilarious that every neet on 4chan is comfy and happy, going to the gym, eating healthy.
We all know that they're all about one fortnite loss away from swallowing a bullet.

>> No.14087087

>>14084081
i wanna kms

>> No.14087186

>hurr durr huhuh ur a WAGIEEE xDDDDD

Holy shit fuck off you pathetic underage pieces of crap, the only reason you don't have to work is because you all live in your mom's basement. Easy to call me a wagie online behind a screen because I am actually contributing to society by working and paying taxes. But if you said that to my face Id knock you the fuck out, because I can just tell you are all unfit as hell.

>> No.14087194

>>14084081
I've counted you making this thread 5 times today. Slow day?

>> No.14087206

>>14087186
>I am actually contributing to society by working and paying taxes
I'm a wagie too, but I'm not enough of an idiot to actually believe that handing my hared-earned money over to government to pay for niggers and spics to get fat on doritos and burritos is "contributing to society."

>> No.14087245

>>14086999
checked and agree
I'm 34 sitting here listen to my mom fight with her bank about her trust fund

>>14087186
yikes

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14087289

Only faggots have never worked in their life, get a job and feel the real world

Checkem + green id

>> No.14087461

>>14087289
neets are niggers, plain and simple

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14087546

lots of ragie wagies in this thread

>> No.14087560

>>14087461
jesus some wagie book salesman just showed up at my house and my mom invited him in is talking his ear off even though he's selling kids books

>> No.14087683

>>14084163
Are you margin trading or just have a huge stack

>> No.14088025

The autism behind these threads is above the roof - and I'm a psychologist who literally makes $140 an hour diagnosing these guys

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>>14084668
>breeding

>> No.14088052

>>14084081
i have 25k LINK, so i won't wagecuck for long! r-right?

>> No.14088065

>>14088052
you`ll be fine lad - 2 more years until freedom

>> No.14088071

>>14088065
Fuck I only have 1.5k

>> No.14088075

>>14088052
Also, my pension is fucked now because i NEETed between age 18-30. plz tell me my LINK will save me

>> No.14088147

>>14084081
Pretty good desu, hit the gym and got some sweat deadlift in then walked to work and listened to a podcast. Got some good work in and am now ahead of schedule and treated myself to tendies for lunch. Now just waiting for my 4pm and I'll probably leave early having earned another couple hundred bucks. My 401k and company pension will have grown a bit both in interest and because I earn money to grow it.

It must be so stressful to depend on the fickle market to provide all your income.

>> No.14088360

>>14085237
nice cope

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>>14085237

>"Mr. President, do we really want him on board, I believe he had his chance?"
>"CZ, pump it"

>> No.14088981

>>14085144
I have a friend like this, but isn't too up on his high horse. He has about a 80k net worth (depending on how the coins are doing). Although he makes similar jokes and me being a soon to be wagie, he consistently talks about how depressed he is. He lives with his parents who are tired of his lazy shit (although they are older and he helps around the house). He brags to me about going to rub and tugs or talking to pornhub girls. However he is very jealous of any talk of my pretty good sex life. Once his parents pass I do not know what he will do. It is a sad existence, but he pretends its not when the going is good.

>> No.14089127

>>14085074
Adults have birthday parties?

>> No.14089161

Its my second day thanks. Good because im a trust fund baby who is motivated. More crypto for me!

>> No.14089182

>>14085144
My idea of being a non-wagie is to save up to buy a shit-ton of rental properties, hire a management company to deal with the tenants, live off the income, and look for new investments/read/travel. That's the life

>> No.14089200

>>14084081
Horrible. I need to learn to do something freelance.