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The bible.

Everything else is stupid inbred forks.

Own it

>> No.14067555

>>14067537

John 3:16

>> No.14067642

>>14067537

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

>> No.14067700

>>14067642

>>14067642
>>>14067537 (OP)
>For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Sergey, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal wealth.

FTFY

>> No.14067722

People still unironically worship the jealous god of Israel and a Jewish hippie?

>> No.14067729
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>>14067537
>felt hopeless
>went out for a walk today aimlessly talking to myself and "God"
>I asked for a job, and hoped that maybe deep down I'm not fated to be a doomer
>mfw come home to a Job email
>the street which the business is situated on has "God" in it

I wish everyone the best here. Good luck anons.

>> No.14067778

>>14067729
> bought resistance dex presale
> don't have to worry about my wealth forever

I wish everyone the best here.

>> No.14067779

>>14067642
Why did they honestly update it?
Everlasting > eternal
Whosoever > whoever
They didn't update "for" even though people might use "because" if it were written offhand on a napkin today, so why update the other words we clearly understand?

My Gay Modern Version (GMV):
Because God really loved the world a lot he gave his only Son, so whoever believes in him won't ever die, but have eternal life.

>> No.14067934

>>14067700

Link Twinks are like little cute minions not understanding what rape is.

>> No.14068109

Christianity is kike trash
I believe in God, not Christian kikes and the king james plebble

Fuck Christianity and fuck you

>> No.14068120

>>14068109

Hello demon.

>> No.14068137

>>14068120
You worship a kike, lmao.
I believe in God, not your gay Jewish celebration of weakness.

>> No.14068139

>>14068109
Based and notabrahamicpilled

>> No.14068148

>>14068137

oh you're just a inept minion.

sorry demons he just one of your weak lemmings.

>> No.14068160

That being said, a lot of beauty has been birthed from the Bible and Christianity etc, I won't deny it. In the same way that a flower can probably grow on discarded tumour tissue lmao

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>>14067537
FUCKING BASED

>> No.14068169

>>14068160
tumor*
>>14068148
Ok if you say so
Oy vey

>> No.14068184

>>14068169

You need exorcism fren?

Looks really bad.

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14068197

>>14068109
>Christianity is kike trash
Jesus is still illegal today
>pic related
https://youtu.be/UIG25NdOWIs

>> No.14068211

>>14068184
Oy vey
>>14068197
What
I believe in God, I don't believe in kikes
That's all

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>>14068211

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>>14068231
>Wooooah bro psychedelics bro far out man bro dude SHROOMS LMAO
Don't need any of it.

Water
Food
Focus
That's it

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>>14068249
lol

>> No.14068267

>>14068260
Post your photoshopped pictures all you like
You're as lost as the kike worshipping clown above but unironically

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>>14068260

>> No.14068276

>>14068211

Men with small hats and their forks.
We will prevail, they will not.

Godspeed fren

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14068297

>>14068267
>photoshopped pictures

>> No.14068309

>>14068297
depending on who you ask thats not even a real davinci
you're schizophrenic but in the most unironic non-accusing for no reason way possible lmao

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>>14068309
good luck

>> No.14068353

Holy fucking shit 2016 Facebook boomers need to go the fuck back

>> No.14068370

>>14068353
>>14068353
BUT DUDE THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA BRO MAN CAN'T BULT THAT THOAYDAY ITS ALIEN

>> No.14068384

>>14068370
>RiP A5S

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>>14068384

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>>14068370

>> No.14068451

Demons get easily triggered.

KEK

>> No.14068504

>>14067537

Craig and Ver is minions for some bigger demons out there.

>> No.14068939

>>14067537
jesus is alright. yhwh is a schizo who needs to take his meds.

>> No.14069022

how do you know you're not reading the blockstream equivalent?

>> No.14069160

>>14068197
jokes on you all religion are mushroom based
but what about the burning bush?

>>14067537

longest blockchain are the yeast colony

>> No.14069174

>>14067537
Craig has degree in theology
genesis blox
exodus wallet
Nazareth fellow

what is wrong with this timeline?

>> No.14069312

>>14068939

KEK

Jesus is pretty cool yes.

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>>14069174

Craig who?

>> No.14069325

Thanks OP just raided a hotel

>> No.14069335

>>14069325

Too fast.