/biz/ - Business & Finance

goddamn /ptg/ is a shithole

Pika is a cute :3

ramp into the close
bears are a pathetic bunch
steaks tonight my friends

First for Skarmory

FINE DAY TODAY BOYS

>animays edition
Kys yourselves and fuck off back to /a/

>>14047682
hehe me make this thread just for trigger you :3
hahahah!

I'm sad I ever doubted the eternal bull.

>>14047714
The greater the bull, the more spectacular the death.

>>14047682
Pikachu is a global icon, long $NTDOY

TVIX for monday's tariff disaster?

>>14047801
You mean TQQQ?

>Down 22% on PHUN
Catching this falling knife was a mistake.

>>14047597
shitty pikachu image tbqh

>>14047825
Jesus fuck, that is one nasty looking chart

AMDchads RISE UP

>>14047825
Where you expecting to have phun doing that?

>>14047825
>being a moron and buying into low float garbage
You deserve to lose everything you dumbfuck I bet you played CTRM too lol

Why is the market up so much? We didn't even get a deal with mexico?
>>14047867
risen

Finally closed my shorts.

People gonna start selling now, aren't they?

>>14047858
This is kinda PHUN

>>14047929
bonjour

>>14047923
steady

>>14047929
>Pump it

bought tesla today.. fuck it it looks like it's dumping

So... Uh... I shorted SQQQ for a little bit and apparently Fidelity doesn't charge interest to do so?

Their interest on TVIX Short position is 2.00% as well. This feels like easy money. What am I missing?

>>14047953
...I still have a large sqqq stake open, might just let it ride. I just feel so fucking dumb, but then am I just quitting too early?

tvix still looking good

>>14048000
what % of your portfolio are you down with sqqq?

Hope you are ready for the pump

>>14048000
>I still have a large sqqq stake open
Right there with you brother. Just be right and sit tight.

Tauros, use Leer

>>14047991
Yeah, I dumped my naked call this morning for 50% loss. Oh well, live and learn

What happens when daily and weekly macd conflict?

>>14047991
Tesla....I did a leveraged turbo put 2 days ago. £850 down before it closed out. Ffs.

>>14048043
Crab

>>14048012
not sure what you mean
>>14048030
Things aren't looking good for me, I keep fucking up when to buy volatility versus when to buy inverse... versus when I should go fucking tqqq, damn this market is nuts

>>14048041
on the weekly it's very bullish with the oversold rsi. 180 has been good support over the years

I sold my calls at the top and now my puts are just slowly dragging me down

I'm about to ask some really stupid questions and I apologize in advance.

1. My employee is releasing an employee stock program next year, but I was wondering if it would be smart to just buy some stocks right now because I can only see things going up from here.
2. Do employee stock programs usually give you a good enough discount worth waiting to begin with? How does that work?
3. Would it be insider trading if I buy stocks for the company I work at? I'm just an individual contributor- nothing special. I know a fair amount more than I should just because I guess I'm the type of person people just blabber on to without realizing what they're telling me.

Again, sorry for the probably stupid questions. I'm new to this whole corporate life thing.

>>14048121
I bought 291 SPY calls. I think trump set this whole thing up to bring the market up. There's no real long term game plan here for mexico like china. Mexico will get beat hard if they try and keep this up for a year hoping that trump doesn't get reelected.

>>14048083
you must be trolling being that clueless.
If you have a capital of 10k and you're losing 1000, you're down 10%.

>>14048133
1 & 2) you usually get a 5-10% discount based on the lowest price at the beginning OR end of the purchasing term. it's worth doing if you want to own the company stock.

3) it's not insider trading since you're just a pleb, but i wouldn't do it anyways since you have advantages with 1 & 2.

personally i like my extra money going towards an index or other companies since i dont like to put all my eggs in one basket. if the company does well, i'll do well as an employee. if the company does shit, you probably wont get a raise/bonus AND the stock you own will go down.

>>14048133
Normally you can't lose. You either get your investment back or stock at current market price. Plus you're buying at a discount.

>>14048133
>I can only see things going up from here.
oh no no no no no no

>>14048209
Thank you so much for explaining this to me! I think I will just wait for the employee stock program then. We have some really great products coming out so I'm hoping I can cash in before all of that is announced. Fingers crossed.

>if the company does shit, you probably wont get a raise/bonus AND the stock you own will go down.
You're so right. Thanks for pointing this out. I'd rather not get more money than not get more money AND lose money I already had.

>>14048133
>1. My employee is releasing an employee stock program next year, but I was wondering if it would be smart to just buy some stocks right now because I can only see things going up from here.
Yes, if you think it will go up get in now.
> 2. Do employee stock programs usually give you a good enough discount worth waiting to begin with? How does that work?
You're gonna have to ask them. Some offer discounts, others just have commission free purchases.
> 3. Would it be insider trading if I buy stocks for the company I work at? I'm just an individual contributor- nothing special. I know a fair amount more than I should just because I guess I'm the type of person people just blabber on to without realizing what they're telling me.
This can be a grey area, but there are ways to get around it. If you have a set amount that comes out of every paycheck then you're generally safe. Other than that it's insider trading if you decide to purchase shares because of a piece of information that you have seen that the general public hasn't. Typically large companies have black out periods when their employees can't purchase or sell their stocks.

Other than that, how large is the company? Is it even publicly traded (this would negate the insider trading issue completely.)? Do the employees have a chance of buying a large (2%+) amount of the shares? If so, is the company desperate for money?

Can someone explain to me why I shouldn't by tvix if I think mexican tariffs WILL happen on monday?

It’s not too late to get in on VRUS.

>>14048271
5% tariffs mostly priced in.

>>14048271
I'm not going to... because I clearly don't know what I'm doing, and that is reason enough

>>14048293
short indexes should outperform long vol imo

>>14048264
>Other than that, how large is the company?
Fucking huge. I think we're #1 in our industry by a LOT. It is publicly traded. I'm not sure if employees have a chance of buying that much of the shares and I actually haven't asked anyone in my department if they own any shares to begin with. The company is not desperate for money and is one of those constantly doing well companies but we're about to announce something not this quarter but next that's really going to skyrocket things I think.

>>14048281
Based $VRUS shill.

We closing at $0.02.

>>14048133
You aren't going to be playing with enough money for anyone to bother with an insider trading investigation.

>>14048291
You think so? sounds like people doubt tariffman will go through with it

>>14048344
Thank you for this. I think I might just be a paranoid person. I know I can make a good bit of profit with this but I'm just like "Wait, am I ALLOWED to do this?" It's weird being able to see things from the other side, you know?

>$VIX green, TVIX red
How?

>>14048349
I think that at least 50% of participants expect it, it shouldn't have a big impact either way, unless there are indications he would proceed with 10+% tariffs

>>14048378
fundamentals

>aka meme magic

net profitable on FDP again
Bean me

>>14048293
stop trading news it's not how it works you will get rekt. you still have 30 min to get out of sqqq. just saying

>>14048043

Generally you want to give more weight to the longer time frame for macd.

Daily reminder that all weabs need to be gased!

Doubling down on SQQQ.

If golden bull happens I'll probably an hero.

>>14048291
You're insane if you think tariffs are priced in with this bull run.

LCI why? You were on the up and up! Literally nothing bad going on! Only good things! Why do you drop so!?

>>14048291
Hes right when he said they're priced in and another thing is there's a higher chance that it won't happen and we'll jump 3 points over something we already knew. Welcome to the stock market in 2016+3

>>14048407
My goal is to understand this chart by tomorrow.
Cuz I don't know what in the heck happening...

>>14048401
FFFFFFFfffffff
We're still not overbought enough for me to be holding sqqq

God damn it i am retard

>>14048448
>>14048427
I guess I should sell...
If we get beared down on monday I will probably anhero

go back to buying companies I like when they get soldoff. God damn it Tim Apple I should have bought every dip.

>>14048448
I just had a buy signal on QQQ on my proprietary indictor a few days ago. last time it was a buy like this was 27 december. you're just gambling with odds against you.

>>14048487
Why should the market go up though? It defies all logic.

China tariffs and Mexico tariffs. Bonds mooning. Employment growth stalling. $4.5T in corporate junk debt. Global farm failures.

It doesn't make sense.

>>14048448
I lost 8K on sqqqq. Thankfully i'm up 4k today due the generosity of the golden bull.

>>14048487
>proprietary indicator
Wha?

>>14048166
>kicking me when I'm down
hey...
Its just complicated because I had it on both accounts as well as some sds and sdow. But your perspective is useful, as it wasn't a HUGE portion of my portfolio, and it's not like it completely crashed. Though for a holding to drop 6%... pretty bad when I'm already down

>>14048516
Idk either. Bought some Intel on the dip Wednesday for a long term hold but I've got 13k sitting in cash and money markets because I'm feeling shook from all the optimism.

I sold... it's over... I feel great shame

Need to learn. Easy to kick myself, hard to figure out why the right moves went well, and the wrong moves went so poorly.

May have something to do with influence of smg traders

>>14048516
i've given up on trying to apply logic to this system

>>14048378
Like all of its cousins, TVIX price is based on VIX futures, not spot VIX.

>>14048566
it's all part of the process. you don't really learn much until you've suffered.

>>14048531
you dont want to lose more than 1-2% of your entire capital on a single trade. that's when you cut your loss.

Galt to zero on Monday

>BYND UP 45%

I only put 15K in, should have FOMO'd 100%

>>14048610
50% jesus fuck what is happening

>>14048626
short squeeze

>>14048610
>Bynd
Now I know why people pray to wrathful, angry Gods.

>>14048516
because relief rallies have literally happened every recession in the last 100 years
in fact if you looked at the SPY one year chart you would know one was probably coming

>>14048603
yea, I estimate 1.5% so... pretty fucking humbling, but not as bad as lptx, gdot, or vstm

Lessons learned, not well enough

What are our weekend hodl boys?

BYND to the fucking moon

>>14048516
often times it's because people don't have a choice. people see 10yr bond prices paying 2% and they figure inflation will eat that, so they buy risk assets for protection, as odd as that sounds. when you have big dick money you can't just dump it in the bank, only a small amount is FDIC insured.

>>14048661

I hope NAKD anon is alright.

>>14048636
What was the short interest until now?

>>14048636
there wasnt enough shares to go short. no shorters

>>14048638


If my money had settled, i'd probably sell right now, then rebuy monday since i'm expecting it to dip but for now i'm not complaining

>>14048698
>>14048709
3.8m shares were short as of 5/15 according to nasdaq. but it just looked like a panic move, moving $10 in 5 minutes, etc.

>>14048281
>>14048336

>VRUS
opened a TD Ameritrade account this morning, sent them 1k pre-market, STILL hasn't settled

I'm not going to buy VRUS much over where it's at now, if those funds are settled in TDA Monday morning I'm gonna say fuck it

>>14048709

Have a happy weekend niggers.

>>14048809
for a vegan meat company they sure slaughtered a ton of pigs.

>>14048809
>>14048760

the great (not) meat fight of 2019~

>>14048693
I hope NAKD anon is naked

>>14048661
I'll b holding u

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .47% today, good-ish but a lot of my holds are still underperforming for no discernable raisin. And yet again, no BWL/A fill, even though I adjusted my limit order to be above its new price :(
Job numbers have me shook, give advice pls
This week we're going to a Romano's in Cincinatti, Ohio! This one is for sale so it's BYOB. Also BYOF if you want to eat, I have some pomegranate arils in a ziploc bag I can share.

>>14048315
You know, it would probably help me give you the best advice possible if I knew what company we're talking about. Also, fuck it dude, if you're just a small cog in a big machine no one's going to be paying attention to what you're doing. Play their options. You're not going to get rich simply doing your job.

>>14048842
This is the first green day i've seen in a week. I will never doubt the golden bull again. fuck sqqq

>>14048842
Seafoam green
Mown grass
Garden stroll
Hills of Ireland
Chilled mint
Spring Grass

>>14048842
It's still not too late frens.

long $3k worth of EEM

comfy weekend ahead

GALT

>>14048842
i fucking fat fingered this week. wanted to buy a stock with 4% of my capital for a scalp. the number of shares did a reset when I changed the bid price and I bought this share worth of 50% of my capital. It immediately turned against me after a few seconds and after 1 min I was down 1% of my capital and had to close it and take the loss. fucking sucks. and if i held it a bit more i would have made a lot of money

beyond meat is the new bitcoin

>>14048516
the market hasnt gone up though
its been flat for 1.5 years
including inflation, the market's gone down

>>14048894
ratsy I'm considering a big ol buy of SOYB or maybe a nummy grain. Thoughts?

>>14048461
I was starting to be happy so god took a shit on it to make me sad

>>14048956
Tilray*

>>14048693
I'm okay, today wasn't as bad as yesterday, I have a sell limit at break even and I'm just praying to God 5 times a day

>>14048461
>>14049008
This is when you buy more

>>14048979
maybe, I bought back some SOYB today as well as natgas.
someone gave a reason for soyb to be the worst of the agriculture picks right now but dont remember what they said.

the etf SOYB doesnt decay like CORN or WEAT for some reason so its pretty cool

>>14048842
Up 11.96% for the week. Early GALT calls gave me a boost, but I stupidly bought TSLA calls yesterday. All in all a pretty good week.

>>14048979
and honestly Im thinking WOOD might be a good commodity right now with energy looking to rebound, forgot to buy though

>>14049008

>>14048842
Suspiciously green week

Also, accidentally slept from 8am to 2pm today, perfect way to end a week of mostly lazy holds

>>14048894
>""""""""""""four leaf clover"""""""""""""""""
>8 cotyledons

Clearly clovers are dicots

Who's ready for Monday?
>Mexico agrees to curb illegal immigration
>Trump cancels tariffs on Mexico
>Massive gap-up on Monday
>SQQQ faggots commit Sudoku
>Golden Bull™ resumes

>>14049164
Those are true leaves, not cotyledons

Thoughts on IAG I Am Gold?

>>14049202
I really doubt it, but I pussed out on my bear positions. I’m afraid we’re in for a crabbing.

>>14049202
>Trump FUDs
>Market drops X%

>Trump calls off FUD
>Market rallies 2X%

It's like a goddamn perpetual motion machine.

>>14048842
Up 0.44%
Assigned for 600 shares of AMD.
Am now sitting on 100% cash, approximately $17,250 worth. Gib red monday for my rebuy pls.

Who /emergingmarketbonds/ here? PCY is fucking crushing it for me lately. Commission free on Schwab taboot.

I'm waiting for SPY at 260 to DCA. Should I buy a bond ETF in the meantime? Y/N question, not interested in individual bonds, crypto or short equitiy ETFs.
Thanks frens.

>>14049202
This will actually happen, Mexico is being cooperative. The bull run will continue, but bulls need to control their greed, but bulltards in their greed will ignore advice.

>>14048906
$VRUS S-1 dropped after hours!

Hope you're sitting comfy on a nice pile of shares, /smg/.

Monday is going to be sexy.

>>14049146
>smg will pay a dividend of $0.55 per share on Monday June 10
We did it frens

>>14049226
Damn, I just made myself look like an idiot

>>14049316
>bulls need to control their greed
for sure for sure, will do

This isn't fun anymore...
Is that the point?

>tfw didn't buy tvix
>didn't make any of the other correct moves

Th-Thanks goldy bull!

>>14049316
>>14049202
He's not going to lift the tariffs
He loves tariffs
>What kind of business man loves tariffs?
A protectionist kind. First he tells companies to get the hell out of china, then he makes it inconvenient to produce in other countries as well. He won't be happy until US workers are making sweatshop wages.

>>14049392
>up 25% today
is this a fucking joke?
Do you ever pick a pennystock that doesn't make you money? Please tell me a horror story.

>>14049303
>Should I buy a bond ETF in the meantime?
vs. letting cash sit in your brokerage account? yes, buy $BIL and collect the risk-free 2%

>>14049507
>>14049303
you could also look at SPLV

>>14049454
I'm down $2k on $LTBR.

but don't worry, that'll go up too. Eventually.

>>14048809
Bynd is going to be a horrific crash

>>14049507
>>14049513
Thanks. I was looking at AGGH, will probably go with it.

Is it time to sell SBUX? Their $25 billion buyback program is killing them.

>>14049667
It's TLRY 2.0. Still plenty of mooning to be had

>Mexico sends 6,000 National Guardsmen to control migrants at Guatemalan border
Bears BTFO

breaking news on the wire for all the KraftChads out there:

http://ir.kraftheinzcompany.com/news-releases/news-release-details/kraft-heinz-files-annual-report-fiscal-year-2018

Also:
http://ir.kraftheinzcompany.com/news-releases/news-release-details/calling-all-rad-dads-america-bagel-bites-and-tony-hawk-want-you

ZeroHedge absolutely seething

>>14049819
I can’t see Starbucks growing in China after this trade war and luckin is subsidizing their coffee with ipo cash. Starbucks without China doesn’t justify much further growth potential.

>>14050023
You mean the comments?
The admin and advertisers have been loving 2018 and 2019 ;^)

>>14050044
I was snooping through my boss' shit the other day and found some old financial binders. He bought 250k shares of sbux a few years back. I knew he had money but I didn't know he had that kind of money.

>>14050078
True, they get those clicks alright

>>14050128
>250k shares
250k worth of shares rather

So now Trump is flexing the dow again

>>14048413

>>14050306
Congratulations to Mr. Industrial! Bigly!

>>14047991
You should buy Tesla after a bad day - not a good one.

>>14048271
Chance of tariffs not actually happening + Mexican tariffs are already priced in.

>>14050306
DRRRUUMMMPPPFFFFF

I WANTED CHEAPIES!!!

a mexican senator just said he wants to invade the US

After hours NAKD is showing Mondays moon mission, I think I'll hang on to next week Friday and if I'm still red I'll realize losses

THANK THE LoRD I BoUGHT CALLS

>>14049819
ya maybe now is the time to get out
>>14050044
this guys right, LK is just gonna kamikaze themselves until they kill Chinese starbucks

>>14050577
all Mexicans want to invade the US
that's not even a surprise

>>14050670
the way he said it was so causal. Like they could do it anytime if they wanted to.

I've been lurking for a few months now, finally started saving up enough money to try investing, yet there's one thing I still don't understand. Can someone actually tell me why /biz/ is 99% crypto? Is it because it's more volatile and high risk? People keep talking about how every coin is a scam but the entire boar dis flooded with this shit.

Splunk and Zendesk good or bad buys today?

>>14050676
Because there is no wall

>>14050700
Checked. I'll give you a hint. Buy btc before July.

FUCK WEABS

Another week has come and gone. But hey least I finished it in the Green! Profit is always nice to have even if it's just $200 dollars man. Far better to be Green than Red, like some fool who went 20k in the hole like a dumb ass on some stupid ass trading scheme.

And so I close out this little rhyme by saying this; "Go AMRN, Go AMRN, Go!, Bag T Babies now and be saved by His Fat Divvy during the Trump Tweet Bombing Spree"

>>14050757
This is hate speech

I SAID ARE SPLUNK AND ZENDESK GOOD BUYS

>>14050766

>>14050804
Amen. Finished the week up a few hundo to bring me now only a few hundo down year to date. Could have more than doubled my profit if I sold SQQQ at the recent high water mark, but gains are gains.

>>14050700
it's waaaaaaaay easier to scam and pump&dump in the crypto space
also, anyone internationally can get into crypto with just the internet and a PC, to get into the stock market you have to have a taxID and a bank routing number (depends on country)

Anyone have any experience in getting into IPO's via COTP, before it hits the market?

>>14050919
Are you an institution or insider? Then you won’t get into the IPO before everyone else when it’s released
3 day rule on IPO’s always otherwise you end up LYFT’d

>>14050957
I know it’s unlikely, but don’t some lucky small-timers get some shares from their brokers?

Schwab has a menu for it, but the agreement has a lot of fine print...

>>14051044
>>14050957
I’m not going to place market orders for the opening like the lyftkeks or BYNDchads.

>>14049667
BYND is the new "TSLA".

>>14050700
High risk, high rewards. Plus its 24 hours so people that don't like being awake during the day can be into crypto, the new york exchange is from 9:30 am to 4:00pm with the aftermarket being generally too slow and also having days off.

>>14050700
Most of the people who come here are basically playing the lottery while pretending to be 200 IQ wallstreet big shots in their mom's basement or shitty college dorm. Crypto has a very low barrier to entry and everyone wants to hit the shitcoin lottery and get rich overnight. /smg/ is literally the only reason to visit this board.

>>14050804
I aborted all of my T babies today. The stock market is unsustainable and will dip hard soon. T babies are only good if bought real cheap.

>>14050556
I've done more than just hold GALT while I've been trading, though I have been holding just GALT for the last few months
Also, I started out with a few hundred and added more over time, I didn't just put in the (small) sum of money I have in the market now all at once, buy GALT immediately, and just hodl forever
I've had plenty of time and chances to "learn about myself" making other trades and just holding GALT and noting how I react to short term price action, and I've done it in a way that hasn't cost me nearly as much as your mistakes (VSTM/LPTX/GDOT) have cost you

I hope there's a big market shat next week! or least on the 14th.

>>14051256
>LPTX
>mistake
yeah we'll see about that by EOY you literal faggot.

>>14051303
It's not necessarily a bad pick, it's just that this anon considers it a mistake (and sold it at a loss, iirc)
Depending on how long you plan on holding it, timing your entry can be just as important as the stock itself

Why is SDOW down 2 percent after hours?

>>14051256
Me hope your notice how you mood much meanyer when GALT no doing well :(

>>14051256
Tell em Pendy!

>>14051044
>>14051075
>I think Schwab let’s you
>but I have to read
Maybe fucking stop playing video games and fapping and read then if you think you can get in and have the paper that says you can do some fucking reading then and don’t ask 4channel.org

>>14051330
GALT is doing fantastic. And eventually the price will reflect that. Right now it's a case study in the dubious concept of 'priced in' investing logic.

>>14051333
em = told

>>14051330
this guy in particular bugs me, desu

>>14051360
fundamentally, the company is better than it's ever been, though the price isn't reflecting that yet
actually initiating the phase 3 NASH trial should be a major turning point for the company, along with hopefully an IO partnership soon

>>14050824
Splunk and Zendesk are heavy in emerging tech companies but are they going to be profitable down the line, or will they be crushed in a recession?

>Galt under $4 now
oh no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>14051431
Dabbed on em

>>14051431
>pendulum didnt notice that the clover picture was true leaves, not cotyledons

>>14051330
me told him yesterday he clealry not the unemotional trademaster he purports. this will make big problems for when he scales above 1k portfolier

>>14051493
I know I'm not completely emotionless (and I never said anything about being a trademaster), but I do think that acting emotionless is an ideal way to approach the market

I got for free a big online stock investing guide, that is worth $200.

But isn't the stock market an old and satured market or can you still profit from it? Should I focus on business instead?

Sorry for my ignorance.

>>14051485
I've brought dishonor upon myself

>>14051561
the stock market is definitely still profitable, if you want big and fast numbers, learn how to trade options and focus on them (if you do it wrong those big numbers will be the money you're losing)

>>14051493
>>14051546
You'll get it with practice. Honestly, I was pretty emotional until I had at least $5k in it - it's all desensitization training. $100 used to be a lot of money to me, but now my account literally fluctuates in multiples of that per day now. It's all just pixels on a screen.

>>14051561
Do both stocks and a business. Use stocks to finance cash flows into your business. Use your business to pad your stocks and strengthen your cash flows. It's an exponentially positive feedback loop.

What's tomorrow's movie?
>>14051330
kek, that would require self-awareness
>>14051303
Homosexuality isn't all that unusual, and gay men can function in society fairly well without making everyone cater to their mental illness. It may not be ideal, but if one of your relatives is a gay man, it's not like your whole family has to constantly reshape reality to accommodate them.

'This guy only gets off to shemales, he gets a sexual thrill from feminizing another males, possibly to soothe his own feelings of masculine inadequacy. If Freud saw what was going on with this shit today, he would have a field day, and then be summarily executed by the thought police.

>>14051361
>this guy in particular bugs me, desu
Then you should delete most of your reaction images, since you've saved most of them from my posts.

I don't dislike you, I like your dedication to a sector. And I've given you good advice in the past, but you've ignored it.

But I do dislike your pedantic and semantic arguments, and your constant need for attention (not unuusual for a tripfag...).

You actually dug into the archives to find that post, because my arguments were valid, and that bothered you. Otherwise there'd be no need to do so.

If you were honest and straightforward about your mistakes, it would be easier to learn from them. There's no downside on in fucking anonymous violin stringing sewing-circle.

Lastly, Isapan has fucking based reaction images, I can't believe this exists. And I don't like that you had to spend the night of your 21st birthday drinking alone. I know most of us here have real problems, and I think if you listened to what other people said, you'd have a better time.

Until next thread~<3

>>14051605
>Tch. You've got some nerve, you piece of trash.
I would never let a woman talk to me like that, but I can't say the same for other anons ITT. 69 lashes for the disobedient!

>>14051605
I don't know what the movie is yet, I have to find one tonite

>>14051605
>tfw I took the bait

>>14051630
Well, you did just ask her to show you her panties... It's pretty rude. You're supposed to have a professional relationship.

>>14051589
Me thought self was pretty emotionless when trading 10k
But then moved up half mill and realized me knew nothing of terror x_X

>>14047926
because fed

>>14051636
https://www.imdb.com/list/ls040657788/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy0z2W4cVSc

I want some dusty history
any Mexican-American war movie
OR, failing that, a western will do

>>14051361
Am no try bug you >_>
You prob one only people in thread with real propensity for be millionaire by 30 if you keep up with trading
But you need see both sides of situation no just your stone wall side!!!

>>14051744
not you, rkg, this guy (>>14051605)
you're one of my favorite posters in this thread

>>14051744
>>14051759
thanks for the compliment btw

GALT added to the Russell 2000

>>14048516
>>14048552
>>14048576
>>14048643
>>14048675
>>14048972
>for the millionth time
its the fed

Lads, if you want actually good frozen pizza after a hard day's trading, here's my rec

>>14051801
ya but not the pepperoni one, I get supreme
I also add banana peppers, maybe some other ingredients to my frezzer p's, depends how I feel
Also my favorite freezer pizza brand of all time is Kroger

>>14051801
don't listen to him those are icky. Their crust is like croissant dough and it's way too heavy and makes me SICK
>>14051742
I want to watch Heaven's Gate (1980), look that up. Apparently it's like the greatest cult western ever. I haven't found a copy yet tho
>>14051786
I think so too. I don't like that one bit.

>>14051801
naw this is the shit right here

>>14051822
The supreme is good, I typically also add stuff to mine but tonight I kept it simple

>>14051831
You gotta cook it 1-2 mins longer than what's on the box, get that crust CRISPY

>>14051844
Never tried it but definitely noted

reminder dont overpay for treasuries during the golden bull run

>>14051801
eat stouffers

>>14051831
>Heaven's Gate (1980)
sounds fantastic, I had never heard of it. I will begin looking for a nice quality immediately

>>14051844
>includes pan

the absolute state of neets

Is it worth dabbling in individual stocks with $100k, or is it better off in a tech ETF like QQQ or VGT?

>>14051744
Wow... this is high praise
One day, I will be man enough for rkg to see my potential!

>>14051783
Big if true.
Congrats pendy! You're gonna get all those sick indexxing gains

Only seeing articles from 2014 about this though...

$160 investment, but I feel like this would be a great 1 stop shop for learning about all things stocks/bonds/investing. I currently Google as needed but I think it'd be nice to have a concrete understanding. I'm a CPA by trade but it's slow right now so I'd like to get up to speed on this stuff. No real intent to obtain the Series 7 because I'm studying for other shit.

Should I just stick to Google and free resources?

>>14048842
shut the fuck up

>>14051870
>>14051831
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
there's multiple cuts and the most common (theatrical) one is apparently garbage, the rarer cuts are apparently really good
I want to see them all
It's gonna be a long night

>>14051899
Updated list came out today at 6, it's very recent

So there's no deal? FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>14051962
if you find one can you upload it to google drive? I can't torrent anything and I'm having no luck on streaming sites that work with cytube

>>14051605
>What's tomorrow's movie?
Thank You For Smoking!!!!!
or wallstreet?
or a repeat of The Big Lebowski ?

>>14051999
So there is there are:
the original version, which was 3 hours long and poorly reviewed because it didn't really all come together and had pacing issues. this is the one that can be found easily.

the director's re-cut, from the past decade <- this is the one that I want to find

another director's re-cut, which is about half as long as the original (but, it's low quality: http://extension765.com/soderblogh/16-heavens-gate-the-butchers-cut))

I'll try for the director's re-cut, otherwise it's gonna be the original, a 3 hour long movie that is know to be a bad cut and lost the studio a TON of money

NO FUCKING WAY!!!

>>14051965
Nice. Hope you bought more <$4 in afterhours

>>14051899
>>14051965
https://www.ftserussell.com/files/support-document/2019-preliminary-russell-3000-index-additions

why havent you accepted the wisdom of john bogle yet, /smg/?

>>14052053
VTWAX really the fund of the gods?

>>14052040
I wonder if market had inside info

>>14052040
the First Mexican American war took 2 years to win
the second one only took ONE WEEK

I can't imagine how emasculated they must feel
I hear Trump also got a clause in the agreement where we will all be gifted 1 (one) qt mexican gf

>>14052040
D...did he just delete the tweet? I saw it, clicked it, it said tweet unavailable, refreshed, it's gone. WHAT FUCK
>>14052035
yeah lol, it was legendarily expensive. It was produced by United Artists, a studio meant for directors to be able to do whatever they wanted without needing to be backed by a big studio. There's a conspiracy theory that the negative reviews were paid off by the big studios in order to cause the movie to flop (it did), and United Artists to go under (it did).

>>14052082
no, if you read his works, you'd know that he is against investing outside of the US market because of the risk it entails. VTSAX would be the fund you're thinking of

>>14052108
oh thank god, it's back. many fewer retweets and likes, how odd

>>14052040
YES YES YES YES YES

MY SPY CALLS

>>14052108
He meant to tweet this

>the Chad Trump vs the Virgin mexico

>>14052136
MexiChads are unbeatable

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-06-08/trump-says-he-ll-drop-mexico-tariff-as-deal-reached-on-migrants-jwms9zdu

>>14052165

>>14052136
>trumps deal making in action
Baste

>phone not in EST
not baste

>>14052136
>it was this easy

>the entire time

>something any president (including Trump himself earlier as Milo noted) could have done over the past 50 or so years this has been a problem

what the fuck

>>14052136
>it was this easy

>the entire time

>something any president (including Trump himself earlier on) could have done over the past 50 or so years this has been a problem

what the fuck

>>14051890
QLD is less risky than an individual stock at will pretty much always generate better returns

>>14052020
>>14052035
I found a free streaming copy of thank you for smoking in 1080p, if we can't get the cowboys this week we can fall back to that

With the uppity Federal Reserve put in its place and the dust now settled, how long until the next ATH?

>>14052136
Bullish Bias

>>14052329
Reality has a bullish bias based boy :^)

>>14052266
That picture is some of the worst existential fud I've ever read. Right up there with that weak, ugly nerd Guy Debord.

>durr hurr everything's bad and meaningless and even though I can't think of a valid alternative or the ones I can think of are objectively worse if not nightmarish in every measurable aspect I'm still going to whine and signal to other faggot crybabies in a weak attempt to appear intelligent and fuel my dunnin-kruger ego

>>14052351
im saying im bullish as fuck nigger

>>14052136
Good. Now get China squared away and unleash the golden bull.

>>14052287
SPY 300 end of June. If i keep saying it it will happen.

Bears take this

>>14052165
>Bearfags actually thought the Mexico tariffs were going to go into effect
>They bought TVIX or SQQQ expecting agap-down on Monday
OH NO NO NO

>>14052385
H..how did you know about my Debord thing

What do you lads think SPY will reach on monday?

>>14052468
290

>>14052468
Based on a modest 1% increase it's $290.5

>>14052114
anon he later said that may be changing if I remember correctly. You're missing out on the Toyotas, Nestles, and Alibabas of the world avoiding international. Maybe VTWAX is not the fund of the gods though

>>14052234
Thanks anon, I'll check it out as I'm guessing that's leveraged

>>14052449
STOP MOCKING ME REEEEE

The way to Drumpf's heart is to lie and make him look good.... Mexico doesn't care about strengthening it's borders. Tarrifs have just been delayed.
Also, rip bears...

>>14052455
I'm sorry fren, all I'm really saying is that if you go through life being super cynical about everything like those fuckin' DORKS are you might come to regret it, even if it can be a little fun to just bitch about everything-cynicism as an outright lifestyle will fuck your shit up long term almost guaranteed. It doesn't matter what gains or losses you have financially if you're constantly feeding yourself negativity, you know?

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/06/07/trump-says-the-us-and-mexico-have-reached-a-deal-to-avoid-tariffs.html

SPY to 300 on Monday morning. This is huge... so glad I bought SPY calls at close. Get fucked Bears.

>>14052572
They inducted a new division 2 months ago by law (The National Guard) and sent 8000 guardsmen to their southern border to stop Guatemalan illegals

They are serious......

>>14052626
Maybe. Market could sell off because now economy deterioration might be less. Which means rates have less of a chance to be cut.

>>14052639
Real talk they are not serious. Those guys will not do shit as Mexico police is all corrupt. Anyways I don't really care about immigrants I just want SPY to go 300+. As long as everyone thinks Mexico is doing shit even when they aren't then I'm okay.

>>14052572
It's literally all a political circlejerk. Like I said in the past thread, he will announce something as soon as the markets close for the weekend and boom, here we are. He does this so traders will get renewed energy when markets re-open on Monday.
The sooner people realize that all politicians are crooks (do you really expect some anti-establishment guy getting into office without being bought up? Come on), the faster you will learn how to ignore politics all together, start making actual money and spend it selfishly.

>>14052694
How do you buy up a billionaire... he won because the idiot media gave him free coverage 24/7 thinking it's entertainment

little did they know...

How many charts do you watch if 1 min scalping? More than 4 seems like too much.
Also, what percentage of the 24h volume can you trade without slippage?

>TFW doubled down on SQQQ today

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>14052165
DAmnit, I was looking forward to Cheapies

golden bull starts monday guys
Hopefully you were able to pick up some quality companies

>>14052709
Little did they know what? What has happen with Trump in office? What has changed?
When Trump was in a $900m personal debt, do you really think selling a boat with some other shit could clear that much debt? Fuck no, he shook hands with people all across the world. He made deals and promises. Now I don't give two shits who becomes president in the US. I joined in on the shilling as a non-american because republicans usually makes the market rally like crazy, which is did. But thinking such a deeply connected establishment trench can be infiltrated by an actual anti-establishment candidate in this day and age is retarded. The smartest anti-establishment people we have had amongst us told us we were screwed if nothing was done back in the 70s, so do you actually believe shit can change now? Almost 50 years later? Come on dude.

The best thing we can do is earn good money, don't be a wagecuck, live a good/fun life and die surrounded with people we love. You can support the candidates you want in hope of change but trust me, it's too late.

Wait... wait. Wait.

In this market, Tariff deal is BEARISH.

>>14052745
because of tariff man?

>>14052924
Nay.

This is a really good critique of capitalism:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc51tvRl8zw

>>14053038
Central banking is a tenant of communism, and is the reason for the boom/bust cycle. We do not live in a capitalist society. GTFO

>>14053073
Capitalism is private ownership of the means of production. Currently, private enterprises own the means of production. Therefore, we live in a capitalist society.

>>14052886
Damn, real talk right here. Hopefully the planet stays unfucked long enough for me to experience life as a posthuman in hyperreality married to a real anime waifu

>>14053038
Life's a bitch and then you die.
This is why we puff lye
because
Life's a bitch and then you die

Life is unfair. There are winners and there are losers in every form in every society. Were you under the impression that everyone should be equal in skill and equal in opportunity? That is impossible.
Next time you're knee deep in leftist YouTube grime I want you to look at this graph and think. Is it really so bad?

>>14052530
Yes but even if you bought at the top of the market in 07 it was only $15 now its $90
If the 08 crash was not enough to cause serious decay its not really a major problem

>>14053104
So your solution is to have the government own all means of production, since that's working out so well everywhere it's been tried. Let me guess, the soviet union wasn't REAL communism. Kill yourself.

>>14053159
>1 Living in a Democracy

>>14053162
It wasn't communism. Communism is a stateless society. The only true version of communism is anarcho-communism.

>>14052165
I DOUBLED DOWN ON MY PUTS THIS MORNING NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>14053038
>>14053104
>the CEO of a company overseeing 90,000 employees making $140 annually for each employee is bad
>the government taking tens of thousands from those same employees through income tax is good

You are fucking stupid, kid

>>14053284
Nice bullshit metric.

>>14053252
I personally prefer hillbilly anarchocapitalism myself

>>14053252
>anarcho-communism

A fallacy

http://econfaculty.gmu.edu/bcaplan/spain.htm

>>14053309
Anarcho capitalism is the real fallacy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOTlxsn8tWc&

>>14049278
I'm up 5.7% on FM

Nice

>>14053298
>bullshit metric

Do you mean the historical fact of China going from a hovel filled with illiterates to a world power very shortly after embracing capitalism and abandoning Maoism is a bullshit metric?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmeplXHRYCI

...-Or is the bullshit metric the idea that a CEO taking home a fraction of a percent of a $60,000/yr average employee's wage-as a part of a voluntarily signed and easily terminated contract-has less in common with theft than an unaccountable and militaristic public entity taking tens of thousands of dollars from that same person over that same time frame at gunpoint?

You tell me, cumrade

>>14053252
You realize that's an oxymoron, right. The absolute state of you trannies.

>>14053422
Capitalism isn't voluntary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHWAi_xCA_s

NEW!!!

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>>14051605
All gays are closeted child molesting creeps. Kill yourself.