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On IRC right now, and the rumor is that Binance just went bankrupt. Their Tether holdings have just been devalued to nothing, and they don't have enough funds to compensate.

I'm speaking with an insider, and he says it is serious shit. Get the fuck out of the market.

>> No.14049304

>>14049297
fake and super gay

>> No.14049308

>>14049297
Thanks, just bought 100k

>> No.14049319

>>14049297
OH NO, TETHER JUST BEEN DEVALUED !!

>> No.14049322

>>14049297
LARP

>> No.14049326

>>14049297

extremely fake and outstandingly gay.

>> No.14049335

>>14049297
Another insider here. I was just dry humping CZ and his left buttcheek hit the red reset button for our servers. We’ll be back in a few hours.

>> No.14049336
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14049336

>>14049297
If only someone had predicted this....

>> No.14049347

Holy shit guys I live next to Binance and there are cops all over the place

>> No.14049361

>>14049297
How does it feel to be such a dumb nigger?

>> No.14049371

>>14049322
>>14049319
>>14049308
>>14049304
Not a larp you morons. He's one of the head dudes on the risk management team.

He just told me that trading will not resume anytime soon.

>> No.14049387

>>14049371
Screen cap your conversation

>> No.14049400
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14049400

A binance just flew over my house, what do I do?!

>> No.14049407

>>14049371
>as if it was ever halted

>> No.14049422

>>14049297
Right, the biggest exchange, raking in billions has gone bankrupt.

I'm sure they lost the 99% of holdings they keep in cold storage too.

If you are going to LARP, at least make it believable. Like another 7000 BTC hack or something.

>> No.14049423
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14049423

EXIT ALL CRYPTO MARKETS NOW!!!!!!!!

>> No.14049424

God I fucking hate this board and this entire space. Just a bunch of back stabbing faggots. Fuck you all especially OP. Kill yourself.

>> No.14049469

>>14049297
went to a whorehouse amsterdam a couple of weeks ago. found a girl, turns out it was satoshi nakamoto herself! we banged and she showed me her private keys. buy BTC

>> No.14049492

Also on IRC right now and word is spreading quickly that OP IS A FAGGOT!

>> No.14049502

>>14049297
My uncle works for binance, he told me that CZ blew $5 billion on vietnameze hookers last week and now he's broke

>> No.14049529

>>14049502
I just saw CZ in cuffs he spat in the lady officers face and she beat him with a 10 inch dildo it's real

>> No.14049531

QUICK HOW DO I WITHDRAW ONE?????????? HOW DO I WITHDRAW THIS PIECE OF SHIT I CANT FIND A WALLET OR IF ITS AN ERC 20 TOKEN ANYMORE WHAT THE FUCKLKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.14049574

>>14049400
get out of your city, now. my dad works at nintendo

>> No.14049576

>>14049502
My dad works at Nintendo and said that theyre moving to BSV

>> No.14049582

>>14049531
PLS HOW DO YOU WITHDRAW HARMONY

>> No.14049625

What the fuck? All my BNB is on there? How to withdraw?

>> No.14049641

>>14049297
>source(s): dude trust me

>> No.14049665

>>14049502
My uncle is Satoshi

>> No.14049670

>>14049297
>On IRC right now, and the rumor is that Binance just went bankrupt.
Yo I read the same in my usenet group.

>> No.14049691

>>14049297
>On IRC right now
>Not a total and utter faggot fuck, autistic creating shitposts on biz

Pick one..

I have no stake in this and do not keep funds on scam exchanges, I just find it funny how utterly autistic and total faggots you virgins are with your "on IRC right now" type of authority

"on IRC right now" oh is that so faggot? Never post again until you lose your virginity, in other words, never post again

>> No.14049698

>>14049670
Confirmed on my CompuServe terminal as well.

>> No.14049702
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14049702

FUNDS ARE SAFU

https://binance.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360029308091

>> No.14049707

>>14049691
this

im on IRC right now and an insider is telling me that all women will be subject to mandatory rapings by June 14th, hide your wife and kids

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>>14049297

>> No.14049802

>>14049702
> dont worry it just takes some time until deposits show up

>> No.14049814

>>14049297
System ingineer here.

Any reputable company schedule maintenance in advance.

When their go to maintenance without prior notice, something bad has happened.

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>>14049814
My popcorn is fucking ready. I know this stupid chink faggot dumped BSV yesterday with his fake dollars and I hope he dies of AIDS in a nasty prison.

>> No.14049846

>>14049814
Do you happen to be Latin American by any chance? Never heard "system engineer" being used like that other than in my own country.

>> No.14049880

>>14049371
then post some proof you larping faggot

>> No.14049890

>>14049846
>Latin Maerican
I'm in California and we use that term. Oh... wait, nvm.

>> No.14049892

>>14049846
From Spain. Im brown enough to be here?

>> No.14049914

>>14049297
You're a mong

https://binance.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360029308091

>> No.14049924

>>14049892
spaniards are based

>> No.14049926

>>14049814
>>14049832
spot on. it would have been more believable if they had claimed an unexpected systems problem than going with "upgrade"

>> No.14049931

>>14049371
honestly, hang yourself faggot

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14049956

>>14049371
>dude trust me

>> No.14050022

This is probably bullshit but I heard on reddit about some cryptos price halving this year so be careful folks.

>> No.14050029

damn RIP my 19 linkies i bought just for shits and giggles

>> No.14050033

>>14049347
my dad works at binance and confirms this

>> No.14050046

>>14049926
Exactly.

Maybe the trading engine has failed and they want to verify that there are no duplicate transactions.

>> No.14050073

i work for gold and i've heard crypto is shit, get out now everyone

>> No.14050107

Can confirm, it's unironically over for all of us.

>> No.14050428

>>14049531
Roflmao, thanks for that one..I'm dying over here

>> No.14050505

just consulted the tea leaves in my morning genmaicha. it sats bitcoin rests in the earth.

>> No.14050548

Just talked to CZ. He said funds are safu in... hey i got a knock at the door. brb.

>> No.14050578

Insider here at the Binance headquarters. It appears that an influx of Chain Link transactions have overwhelmed the system.