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First speech since mainnet. Curious to see if we'll get the same presentation.

How did the chess tournament go?

>>14013312
Same old speech

Have to agree with the Chatbox

>>14013312
thanks adelyn

How long until he's on?

Prepare for the fucking worst. Remember this Sergey speech after he published a barebones shit product and got called out? Some maniac will call him out on the 3 "decentralized nodes" all run by team and affiliates.

https://youtu.be/kK3VByPuGDc
Go to 00:50 (first 50 seconds)

Hes gonna tell us how we can run a McNode

poster from last night here. on my way over there right now. will give updates from the building. going to try and meet and talk with sergey as well.

>>14013393
The schedule is in the first fucking post you stone cold brainlet

Kek already massively pumping

The extended volume of his beer gut is nuts.

>>14013363
>burg
What did he mean by this?

>>14013442
>massively pumping
>-40% from a week ago

>>14013432
based

>>14013312
Schedule with all the topics and partners DIRECTLY related to Chainlink highlighted.

How did Sergey perform at the Chess Tournament yesterday?

>>14013509
>you just win

>>14013464
>doesn't even monitor the 5m link/btc chart constantly

Based Eth maximalists itt

>>14013544
Kek what a reference

>>14013312
Why they swearing damn Chinese Americans just get out of blockchain

>>14013442
not speculation, nah-ah

This chat box lmao, all these link marines.

UMA bent the knee

chat box is pure cringe

UMA : knee status : bent

>oh noooo, I didn't prepare for my presentation

The guy is literally explaining how TOKENS NEED TO BE WORTH SOMETHING in order to prevent corruption

pls give me a (You) when something real starts happening

>>14013426
this is unironcally the best FUD

>>14013714
Just tuned in, what did he say?

>>14013741
you

>>14013802
He didn't sat anything, his presentation just fell apart because none of his illustrations would render on-screen.

>>14013730

Yeah the insanely high cost will prevent any one malefactor from corrupting the oracle supply.

Bullish, clearly.

>>14013312
Who's this self-righteous, hypocritical cunt at the start
>let's all be professional
>fuck ... shit ...

>>14013810
Wait wait wait, did Sergey just say that Link is becoming a stablecoin pegged at $100?
BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>14013426
holy fuck this is heavy

>>14013828
Exactly, how the fuck is no one else seeing this

How many times we hearing fundamentally today lads? Ill start us off with 8.

The event was an absolute blunder a, a cluster fuck from the organisers. 2019 pre mainnet pre brave launching. We are missing the math on all slides because someone thought it was socially acceptable and non binary in nature to use IE a non gender conforming fluid equaliser of browsers. Honestly very unprofessional and I would sell all my shares in LINK after this. Also SERGEY confirmed only 3 nodes are up and running. Parasite contracts are still at large and there is no response from the team and no plans to integrate with Oracle. Total blunder just sold enjoy the bleed out and dead red candles.

THRESHOLD SIGNATURES WHISPERED OFF CAM

>>14013312
THRESHHOLD SIGNATURES CONFIRMED

He's such a chad hahah

ORA_FUCKING_CLES!!

>>14013856
Have sex incel.

NIKE vibes confirmed. $1000eoy

FUNDAMENTALLY

Calls mic trash like a chad. Has already said fundamentally 3 times.
B U L L I S H

Sergey just said Chainlink is the new boost in the VALUE of crypto, after BTC and ETH.

NEW SLIDES
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>>14013729
kys

>>14013856
Fundamentally end to end reliability is important but SERGEY struggles to explain this reliability so fundamentally these 2 dynamics could not go into details of threshold signatures as the fundamentals of the microphone and slides have failed to scale.

>>14013849
I way undershot it. We are well past 8

>going to make world changing revolutionary software
>can't full screen a powerpoint
>wears the same shirt every day

FUNDAMENTALLY

1000X INCREASE

HES GOING TO TALK THRESHOLD SIGS

X1000 INCREASE

FUCK ME $1000EOY CONFIRMED FUCCCCCKKKKKKK

>>14013312
FUNDAMENTALLY SPEAKING

FUNDAMENTALLY

HE SAYS FUNDAMENTALLY EVERY SENTENCE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SIGNAL WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>14013928
that's the zoomer who presented before him

Holy fuck...it’s happening

>>14013342
Sergey destroyed the opposition, of course

>FUNDAMENTALLY SPEAKING
Well, damn Sergey, I almost didn't notice.

What a shit show. Presentation with adobe not even full screen, and a worn out flannel shirt. Yeah this project is getting major partnerships like Microsoft. Hearty kek

sergey is aware of the memes. his fundamental output has x1000 this speech

>>14013948
I think he's wearing the same shirt as last time

>>14013312
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>>14014006
Don't* think

The stream comment section is fundamentally full of autists

Could he actually be wearing the same shirt every time to give us less meme image source?

B A S I C A L L Y

COVENTRY AND THRESHOLD SIGNATURESSSS AHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IT'S HAPPENING FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

>>14013994
shut UP bobo

>>14013994
Top kek. I’m pretty sure Microsoft will relate more to Chain Link than some corporate shilling.

MIT CHAD INBOUND

Threshold sig presentation

OH NO HE JUST CONFIRMED THE 1.50$ COFFEE STANDARD FOR THE CHAINLINK TOKEN OH FUCK OH NO OH NO

Sergey decentralizing his presentation to Alex.

Is this the guy who wrote the threshold signature blog post?

CHAINLINK: APPROVED

The presenters are true fucking autists
How can you be that old and still have the body language of a 15-year-old boy?

>>14014054
no he's a random lottery chosen anon from /biz/ sell now

autism distilled

>>14014062
autists are innovators they don't have time for silly body language

>>14014083
Have sex

FUNDAMENTALLY WE ARE ESSENTIALLY ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

Its dumping lads

autist presentation!!
brainlets btfo forever

>>14014087
No I shall follow the path of Newton and Tesla.

Next time this autist should just brief Sergey on the subject, Sergey could improvise better than this guy with a prepared pres

>>14013312
That UMA guy >>> chainlink guy.
Chainlink guy just goes in depth on irrelevant technical details.
It's like if Elon was presenting a new car and went in depth about how the engine controller works.

>>14014087
Not interest until its decentralized

just bought back my link after selling at 1.30$ :>

>>14013979
Sam Hyde once described a car salesman who would punctuate his every sentence with "on there", throughout every explanation or question or anything. Some kind of persuasion tactic.

>>14014129
Essentially, it works

did he just say
>hairy arsehole crypto

Vitalik's tricks confirmed

Uhhh why isn't Sergey wearing pants?

cool verbose slide bro

Holy fuck

Birthday attacks

IT. IS. OVER.

>room full of n-people
What a fucking racist

HOOOOLYYYYY SHIIIIIIT!!!!
THE TEAM IS FUDDING AGAAAINNNN!!!!!

Powerpoint is too hard for chainlink team

He is self destructing!

I understand everything he says and it's pointless as fuck
- if you don't know how it works looking at it at a slide is too short to understand it
- if you know it he's wasting time
result:
his presentation is interesting to exactly zero people

It should be "we are using threshold signatures to reduce the gas cost, read our blog post <here> for more details"
so fucking amateur

How do they fuck up these presentations every single time. It is not that hard to do desu

that's what I call autism

Guys I'm stuck in my wagecage - is he blowing it? :(

>your time is almost us
>Okay, great

Autism

>>14014196
THEY ARE PARTNERED WITH FUCKING BITCOIN???
1k EOY

>>14014214
He's a tech guy from MIT, not an entertainer.

>>14014228

He’s crushing it.

The crowd is hanging on his every word.

Serg rush confirmed???

good frens r like stars

Well that was a big nothing

wait is that it? no more Sergey?

>>14014245
>Moonboys selling off
Who gives a fuck?

This next dude is even more autistic

>>14014214
Idiot Alert.

>>14014238
presentations like these are for the big picture, getting bogged in technical details is a mistake.
His presentation would be right for a presentation called
"Optimizing threshold signatures in ethereum".

>>14014214
The room is filled with autistic maths and cryptography nerds, this is what they get
This presentation wasn't for fucking retard neet token holders

Fundamentally, we are a pile of chairs.

>>14014262
Wasn't supposed to come bck?

>>14014189
Fucking kek

BRING BACK SERGEY
BRING BACK SERGEY
BRING BACK SERGEY
BRING BACK SERGEY
BRING BACK SERGEY

>>14014262
Thought he said he was going to come back and speak more? Where is he?

>>14014275
The only problem here is the consumers of the youtube feed
The presentation wasnt for you

>non-normative gender Bob

>>14014275
Did you see the previous presentation? It was also very technical and full of math stuff. This is a meet-up for tech autists, not for people like us or end users

>>14014276
So why is the guy on stage right now comparing etherum to a box of chocolates?

>>14014285
Yeah, something about in-depth security.

Who is this faggot talking about dragons and chairs? I got up to pee and came back to this kook. How high am I?

>>14014275
>getting bogged in technical details is a mistake.
The event is for devs concerned about the scaling issue of Ethereum you fucking moron

>>14014290
Yeah this is next presentation from Cornell. Wtf sergey was supposed to come back?

>>14014310
he is actually comparing ethereum with a pile of "dragon chairs".

>>14014290
Hurry, check all the nearest McDonalds!

Most of the morons on here do not deserve to make it. Did you hear increase transactions 1000x. Did you hear reduce costs by a huge amount? That is all that matters retards, nobody gives a fuck if he was polished in the presentation.

>>14014366
>Did you hear increase transactions 1000x. Did you hear reduce costs by a huge amount?
Those gems were hidden within the techspeak like dragons in a box of stars.

I-It's pumping

>>14014366
>Did you hear increase transactions 1000x
bearish for link, that means the link token valuation will never increase 1000x

>>14014366
Bingo also checked

he actually raises some valid issues on DEXs

>>14014393
The more transactions, the higher the demand for Link.

Alex did great.
Fundamentally Happy Path. DoD link ECRECOVER.
How is ChainLink a sidechain? Eth is ECDSA.
How 7000 gas?
Cheap Linear Schnorr.

>>14014366
2.5$ end of juli

>>14014412
Then why is link still a dollar? Shitcoin btfo

They almost solved the "oracle problem". No they just have to solve the "slide problem"

>>14014426
Fundamentally Threshold

>>14014310
Why does vitalik follow up the badger dance with talks about cryptography and eth v2.0

Autism

>>14014434
Because this is all coming in the short term.
Threshold signatures have been merged into master. They're coming.

>>14014481
>Threshold signatures have been merged into master
Serious? I thought threshold signatures were still conceptual...it's actually been implemented?

Fundamentally bullish or bearish frens???

>>14014543
Fundamentally lethargic and listless

>>14014543
Bearish till sept. Slow bleed back to 10000 sats.

>>14014366
This desu. And the fact that it's unpolished just adds to the trustworthyness of it, and Sergey knows this.
By bringing him on stage Sergey fundamentally did the same as Gosling showing his Chinese quant in The Big Short.

>>14014513
Check github for yourself.
This shit is very real and coming very soon.
It's going to change ETH as we know it today.
What sounded like throwaway lines like "1000s of transactions" and "orders of magnitude lower costs" in the ocean of autistic mumbling just now are actually the harbingers of this pivotal change.

>>14014513
Actually they are here https://github.com/smartcontractkit/chainlink/pull/1272/files
Literally months worth of work

>>14013330
anything else would devastate me

>>14013426
lowtier fud 2/10

Can you retards put a few braincells together and come up with a better word than autistic to describe everyone?

>>14014619
How about nerds?

Do you guys think it was worth it to hang out with 30 dev autists in Toronto instead of networking with business chads in London (Accord, IBM, ArtificialLawyer, Docusign, etc)?

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/accord-project-forum-on-smart-legal-contracts-tickets-42114136516?utm_content=bufferf098d&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

>>14014577
>And the fact that it's unpolished just adds to the trustworthyness of it, and Sergey knows this.
True, this is also why I trust Sergey, he uses the same exact profile picture for the last decade.

>>14014323
>>14014292
The presentation by the second guy was about a technical topic too, but he concentrated on the big picture and told people to google "the darkdao" for more details.
That's how a presentation is supposed to look like.

>>14014638
>https://www.eventbrite.com/e/accord-project-forum-on-smart-legal-contracts-tickets-42114136516?utm_content=bufferf098d&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
>business
>chads

lol

>>14014671
What's the point of a presentation if we are just told to google it?

>>14014638
>He doesn't know

>>14014689
The event is just an Accord Project Forum, doesn't have a direct page. You can go to https://www.accordproject.org/

>>14014691
the point is to introduce someone into a new topic and sketch the general picture.

>>14014671
You dont get it, the presentation wasnt for you, it was for ethereum developers who need to know the dry technical stuff.

when you realize that ETH 2.0 does everything LINK does.

>>14014730
how do you know I'm not an ethereum developer faggot

>>14014726
The target audience were autists though, they are most likely fascinated by these types of presentations. It would be like explaining chainlink to a normie...normie will most likely forget about it in 2 minutes while an autist will take interest in it and start investing money.

>>14013922
He had to be fucking with us with all those fundamentally's

>>14014745
Eth 2.0 could be substituted by Link, not the other way around.

>>14014745
Is this true? ETH 2.0 makes link obsolete?

Can someone send me a very small sum of BTC, like a penny to this address to see if it works? and also please tell me where you sent it from.

https://pastebin.com/SuE9rkBT

>>14014747
Because I can already tell youre just a faggot

>>14014768
Explain.

>>14014513
did you actually think they were doing fucking nothing since 2017?

>>14014838
B-b-but muh json parser!

>>14014838
...honestly yeah, I though chainlink was a scam, turns out they may not be. We shall see...

>>14014766
My thoughts as well. It was like he went out of his way to use it. Sergeys way of telling a bunch of assclowns riding on his coattail to make a shitton of money that are always ragging on him to fuck off. I like it.

where is this, what timezone?

For those who missed it:
1:12:30

>>14014129
Kek, it's something like this. I mean come on Sergey is smart enough to realize he is using the same word in every other sentence. It's intentional. He's fundamentally memeing us.
>By bringing him on stage Sergey fundamentally did the same as Gosling showing his Chinese quant in The Big Short.
kek

>>14013426
That was kind of aggressive but his point isn't bad.

>>14014957
what's this

>>14014815
CL is 2.0

>>14014857
>Doubting the legendary programmer Jason Parser

this is why you will stay poor.

>>14015061
No idea but it was hard to wank to. 3/10.

>>14014513
here:
https://github.com/smartcontractkit/chainlink/pull/1272

>>14013312
schwuchtel thread for schwuchteln only

>>14015565
So now it just has to be audited right?

>>14015803
That's how it's described in the blogpost, yes.

>>14014771
>I AINT CLICKING THAT SHIT
Why don’t you send a penny of btc to the address?

>>14015810
I love how the chainlink team just pulled this off without a single hype post, just all business...no fanfare.

>>14014890
Pure delusion. The man doesn't have a thought in his head for the neets on this board. He simply spends his time deep in concentration on his work, and only comes out of the trance to talk to large groups about it. He doesn't seem "polished" because he spends almost no time rehearsing. He just gets up and talks about the shit he's constantly thinking about,and little verbal ticks become obvious

>>14016237
I like my theory better regarding the assclowns but you may be right.

>>14016237
no, all link marines have a deep telepathic relationship with sergey, and when the singularity hits we will all unite and ascend into the blockchain, the fundamentally's are actually secret codes that i'm deciphering as we speak to find out when the collective suicide/ascension will take place.

>>14014513
>if only they knew

>>14013426
>Go to 00:50 (first 50 seconds)
Still wondering how that asperger managed to leave his mom's boyfriend house without anyone noticing it. Maybe they hoped he wouldn't know how to come back, dunno

>>14016377
Checked digits+ID

>>14014169
Nopants is Sergey. This has unironically been esoteric knowledge since December.

just buy fetch no .. huge vol spike .. basically undervalued ieo coin on binance 16mcap 50m vol !! this will 6x before u blink

>>14014577
I will add Sergey specifically stated something along the lines of.... This is what we did when developing contracts for larger companies ... Shocked nobody caught it or is mentioning it.

>>14013432
Fuck you better not be the nigger with the sergey shirt, I told you not to do that shit.

>>14016538
The lady doth protest too much.

>>14014250
fuck off

Does anyone have a link for the presentation

>>14014391
>like dragons in a box of stars

Thank you for this

Why did harmony partner with chainlink. Why

>>14014638

>networking with people he's already signed partnerships with

mainnets out and he's getting the autists to build on it and use it.

>>14018657

Someone link to a working video of the speech

>>14016307
Underrated comment have a (You)

>>14018798
https://youtu.be/qSE7COtf4vU

>DocuSign has pioneered e-signatures over the past 16 years and was one of the first companies to be used in enterprises. DocuSign is currently listed on the NASDAQ with a market capitalization of over $9bn. The team will be showcasing their integration with leading smart contracts company Clause.
>leading smart contracts company Clause.

Ummm, what happened to Chainlink? Did Tom sell us out?

>>14013426
can anyone explain this to a brainlet?

>>14018872
hey thanks man

>>14018898
>he
>doesn't
>know

>>14013427
Underrated

>>14019534
>>he does't know

I just saw on clause.io... they are part of the Accord Project:

>Built on the Accord Project. The Accord Project is an open source initiative to develop an agnostic implementation for the formation and execution of smart legal contracts.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm very interesting

>>14014890
I don't think it was fuck you. I think it was laughing with us. You know Sergey comes for the dank memes

>>14018898
doubtful. Tom and Serg are best buds. Look at how hard he laughed at the we're all made of cheese comment

>>14013312
>scaling eth
Kek that’s an oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one

>>14013312
it's over you degenerates

>>14020683
We'll be using our wealth to physically remove degenerates

>>14014619
> not being autistic enough to realize that “autistic” is the perfect way to describe it

>>14018898
>>14019534
>>14019859

>>>14021082

>>14021126
I wonder if Eth or BTC early adopters had this much hand holding before they made it