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14007922 No.14007922[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

escort left me a negative review because i didn't go down on her. now others are refusing my booking requests

>> No.14007930

This isn't funny and it's not relevant to /biz/, fuck off.

>> No.14007931
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>>14007922
>he fawked?
>Shut ze pussy down

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>>14007922
Is this real? If you pay for sex you shouldn't have to try to please her lmao

>> No.14007937

>>14007922
Escort client reviews.. why are burgers so cucked?

>> No.14007958

>>14007922
ESCORTS CAN REVIEW YOU OH NONONONONO

>> No.14007974
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>escort rated my performance 4/10
one more bad review and my prices jump by 50%, wtf guys how am I supposed to improve in sex if I can't even pay for sex anymore

>> No.14007978

>>14007922
Make a new profile or whatever?

>> No.14007985

>>14007922
is this the Uber of escort services?

>> No.14007992

>>14007922
>escort left me a negative review
LOL.

You have to be 18 to post here, kid.

>> No.14008020

>>14007930
>op discussing escorts
>anon thinks it’s not biz related
Sorry you must be new here

>> No.14008022

>>14007922
have sex

>> No.14008023
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>hypergamy as reached the point where even prostitutes deny you

Once I realized this I went to the local mosque and converted, a year later and multiple men have offered me their daughters for marriage because I have my shit together and so many young muslim men are fuckups and fall for the western drug dealing gangster meme

>> No.14008040

>>14007922
Also how the fuck does a escort leave you a review, what the fuck are you using?
Also who the fuck goes down on a hooker for fuck sakes, what kind of world do we live in now.....

>> No.14008046

>>14008023
Based and islampilled

>> No.14008086

stop buying whores. buy a gym membership and fuck college sluts for free.

>> No.14008097
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>Checking out some local prostitutes
>See one I like
>My star rating is above her minimum threshold
>think fuck yes
>Pay my entry fee so I can contact her
>1 hour later she responds
>We talk back and forth
>Eventually have to input another fee because my time runs out
>She agrees to meet me
>We meet up
>She tells me to strip down and says I can't make direct eye contact or cum near her (have to be at least 15 feet away)
>She slides on top
>Sex is pretty slow. Eventually she starts sighing really loudly and checking her phone every 10 seconds.
>Eventually she says "stop" and then gets off
>Turns over to her phone and rates me 2 stars
>I don't get my security deposit back and I have to pay anyway

Guys I don't know what to do

>> No.14008105

>>14008086
>fuck college sluts for free.
why, so you can get a C+ on your tinder report card? you know those go on your permanent record right?

>> No.14008133

>>14008097
I enjoy this memes

>> No.14008141

>>14007922
as a 35yo virgin i'd have no clue of what to even do in a sexual situation. if a woman where to get undressed in front of me i'd probably start some weird small talk about the weather or something.

>> No.14008161

>>14007922
Fuck that, you go down on your wife not banged up hookers.

>> No.14008168

>>14008141
How can you lack any sort of bravery at all? Stop fapping for a minute and take a risk

>> No.14008174

>>14008168
Agreed.

>> No.14008175

>>14007922
you've done fucked up. if you wanted to retain your value as a sex renter all you had to do was go down on her. simple free market principles. what do you even have to offer the sex laborers now? same rate everyone else pays? good luck with all that renter.

>> No.14008186

>>14008141
make money fuck prostitute

>> No.14008249

So OP is twelve correct?

>> No.14008251
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>>14007922
Anon..i..

>> No.14008276

>>14008249
No. Some escort sites have a review system and they also communicate with other whores

>> No.14008338

>>14008023
pedophile

>> No.14008352

>>14007930
You don't belong here. Please go back to plebbit and leave us autists alone

>> No.14008355
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>>14007922

Be lucky you just got a negative review. This happened to me last week.

>couldn't believe my luck, just barely qualified for this beautiful girl
>paid 1k to meet for the audition dinner
>just barely passed because I bought a gift for bonus points and had to tip her several times
>get home
>excited I am about to fuck
>give her the 10k required to unlock sex privileges
>she tells me I have to undress first for pre sex body inspection, and that she wont take anything off unless I pass
>okay I guess
>get nude for her
>suddenly she's angry
>don't understand
>says I lied
>says I must have hacked the ratings
>tells me my penis is way too small to qualify for her tier
>have to pay a fine (additional 10k) for wasting her time with auditions without letting her know I had a small penis (6 inches erect) beforehand
>she is also the admin on the escort site
>she demoted me several tiers on the ratings scale
>banned from auditioning for sex
>says I have to work of my debt by eating out escorts for the next month if I want my privilege to audition for sex back
>costs 1k just to hire a hooker to eat her out

What the fuck am I gonna do lads. I didn't see her minimum penis size requirement in her profile when I asked to audition, I fucked up badly.

>> No.14008369

>>14008355
KEk

>> No.14008394

>>14008023
Fug, should I do this? All the muslims I have met are extremely based.

>> No.14008413

>>14008355
lmao

>> No.14008420

>>14008023
>>14008394
>betraying the west for pussy

>> No.14008492
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>>14008249
Yes.

>>/biz/thread/13282171

>> No.14008500

>>14008355
8/10 did lol

>> No.14008516

>>14008492
Its a funpost

>> No.14008640

>Getting rejected by woman you pay
This Board lmao

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>>14008355

>> No.14008854

>>14008023
fuck goat

>> No.14008871

>>14007922
white on she- he still my money

>> No.14008894

>>14007922
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>> No.14008915

>>14008023
what muslim can use intead of alkogol for same proffit?

>> No.14008972

>>14008894
how did you do this sir
inform or vishu unpleased

>> No.14009031

>>14008972
you copy another anon's post from 10 mins ago

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>>14008355

>> No.14009117

>>14009031
you copy another anon's post from 10 mins ago

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>>14007922
I FEEL YOU OP
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE NEED TO SOLVE THE ORACLE PROBLEM
ONE CRYPTO THAT WILL SAVE US ALL...

>> No.14009255

>>14008420
Those who have the kids shall inherit the earth.