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14004614 No.14004614 [Reply] [Original]

Are therapists the most subhuman professionals? Every psych major I meet has mental illness with daddy issues or is dumb as a rock.

I despised every therapist I had, I asked them to offer me a solution to the problems I would tell them or provide some insight but they would tell me they don’t do that and are more there to listen. What a joke. Plus in the US they cost like 120 per hour. Why do people still fall for this scam?

>> No.14004629

>>14004614
Jews

>> No.14004632

>>14004614
talk to a dentist

>> No.14004639

>>14004614
>Every
Not seen one in my life. What went wrong with u Anon?

>> No.14004704
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>>14004614
when i was a kid like 7 years old my parents got divorced and my mom did the classic divorce rape thing. lied about my dad abusing her, took all his money and his house, kids etc, turned all friends against him. i was already a super paranoid autist when i was a kid so i was completely aware of everything that was happening even though my mom and other adults thought i was a naive child. i was forced to go to therapy and i told the creepy old man that i wanted to be with my dad instead of my mom but he wrote down that i was brainwashed by my dad and i really wanted to be with my mom, thus granting her custody (this was all in chicago btw, the divorce rape capital of the world) he single handedly ruined my childhood and my father's life, now 15 years later i look him up and sure enough he is a motherfucking kike.

>> No.14004720

>>14004614
I see a therapist, he's a jungian and extremely intelligent. Most are trash though

>> No.14004725

>>14004704
I’m sorry Anon
How is your dad now?

>> No.14004729

>>14004614
>be 17yo me
>mainlining heroin and speed daily
>tell roastie therapist
>"well anon I know how you must be feeling, I once had an addiction to chocolate"
I wish I just made that up

>> No.14004756

>>14004614
>send an email to one to ask for offer
>"you must first admit that you are a deficient human being anon"
fuck this. don't need another person shitting on me

>> No.14004780

>>14004729
>be me
>pretty fit, workout everyday, and rarely drink
>have a few at a bar, get DUI after sliding into a cop car during a blizzard
>my boss makes me see therapist to keep job
>therapist lectures me about maintaining a healthy lifestyle, shes over 300 pounds

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>>14004704
u ever speak to ur dad now tho

>> No.14004825

>>14004725
>>14004784
he lives with me, still wage cucking himself to death in his 60s even though at one point he had more than enough money to retire in his 50s (mom/state took it all) i am wage cucking myself to death as well to give him some semblance of a nice retirement before he dies. we are far away from chicago now and i havent seen or spoken to my mom in years, but i found that kike therapist and where he lives and i think when my dad dies im gonna double murder the kike and my mom. cant do it while my dads alive cuz he will be too sad

>> No.14004833

>>14004614
If they do EMDR they are worth every penny.a

>> No.14004835

>>14004780
Sheeeeee
Yeah I had a roly poly drug counsellor one time. Having a chunker lecture you about improving your self control was always pretty seeth-inducing. She smoked cigarettes too.

>> No.14004854

>>14004825
Based. Please off that parasite bro. They love ruining white families.

>> No.14004857

>>14004825
You would have a way better chance of not being caught if you didnt murder your mom.

>> No.14004876

>>14004857
kys

>> No.14004882

>>14004729
lol
I got arrested for drug possession when I was 25
court ordered therapy/psychiatrists sessions to determine the extent of my mental illness
spend 3 sessions breaking down the private prison industrial complex, my reasoning for using mind altering substances, broke down why government and society is flawed, and ended it with shilling my bitcoin bag and why it's going to change everything
she tried to get me on antidepressants and anti psychotics, I basically told her her profession is a joke and over prescribes people living in a sick system

I didn't get my letter for court so I had to see another person and play dumb
done with probation in 4 months can't wait to get away from this kike bullshit

>> No.14004911

>>14004876
fuck you faggot im telling this dweeb not to waste his life on petty shit. His mother is a used up old woman killing her wont accomplish anything.

>> No.14004912

>>14004882
Thats what you get for actually trying to talk to them about real shit.

They just write you off as crazy.

>> No.14004925

Let me guess? A therapist said you were ill when you talked about how lizard people on the moon is why every crypto venture you buy into fail?

>> No.14004941

>>14004925
>butthurt TheRapist roastie

>> No.14004944

>>14004857
in reality im a pussy bitch and unless i completely break im never going to kill anyone. but it would be dishonorable to only kill the kike, since technically my mom is more responsible for the damage.

>> No.14004969

>>14004614
>its a scam
easy to exploit people when they're emotionally vulnerable or at their low point. also can prescribe controlled substances.

>> No.14004972

>>14004941
Ah, I see, that classic delusion that everyone you speak with is one of those sinister women who is stalking you on the internet just to terrorize you (and keep you poor and unpopular)

>> No.14004976

>>14004833
Do you think that shit works? I've seen literature on this but thought it looked retarded.

>> No.14005005

>>14004912
This man. I've been struggling bad latetly. Got fired from my job back in jan '18, got divorced, been having tons of sucidial thoughts and didn't develop any friendships here because I was already spread thin between my job and marriage. I really need to talk to someone objective but every therapist I've ever been to has been hell bent on turning me into a compliant wageslave and spouting typical kike bullshit.

>> No.14005013

>>14004969
sounds like something the Jews would cook up.

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>>14004825
thx for respondo
buy btc
hodl

>> No.14005196

>>14004704
And they say there’s no reason to hit a women like this.

>> No.14005329

>>14004614
yes. 40% of psychologists are incredible and competent. and 30% of that 40% is female. just need to find the right one

>> No.14005386

>>14005005
You're shook.

>> No.14005500

>>14004614
I went to a therapist once, it was a roastie therapist and my problems were blackpill related, I tried to gauge how she would react when I started dropping blackpills but I didn't like what I was hearing so I dropped her after two sessions. Never go to a female therapist, they just try to re-insert you into their bluepilled matrix and it never works. Once you see the writing on the wall you can never go back.

>> No.14005550

>>14004614
Therapists are overwhelmingly a scam, because the training is shit, there's no oversight, and insurance pays for it, so it's a self sustaining industry.
Psychologists can help. Some of them. But the field is really attractive to psychopaths and narcissists, who can fuck you up worse than when you started. It's a fucking minefield, you have to know how to spot a good one, but you have to see 100 shitty ones to get there.

Remove insurance paying for it, the entire profession would dry up overnight.

My ex roomate, who was a complete nightmare in her personal/dating life, is now a marriage counselor. With two divorces. How she got licensed is beyond me.
A girl I knew in college was fucked up from her grandfather fucking her when she was 12, until she was 17. She was in therapy for over a decade, and only got worse. I think the therapist was getting off on her story, because she was complaining that he always wanted her to talk about every incident in detail. She on;y stopped going to him when she ended up on a 72 hour hold in a psych ward after ODing on pain meds after a session with the fucker, and the docs at the hospital intervened and told her to. The new psychologist she got after that got more done for her in a year than the other creepy fuck. She said she was going to file a complaint, don't know if she ever did.

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psychology is rooted in chemistry and evolutionary science. The more abstract theories are often subjected to societal, academic, individual and institutional bias IE leftist SJW bullshit and political correctness. Always try to talk with friends and family directly about problems. If your depressed and have anxiety its often your brains way of telling you there is a problem and it's time for a change/ or to confront a problem head on. If you do need genuine counseling try and find and older guy who's been in the field for a while and can genuinely related to your problems as a man. I think one of the things missing for the modern man is the mentorship and advice from older men passed down to the younger ones.

>> No.14005645

I wanted to go to the psych to just get a hot one so i can fuck her

>> No.14005649

>>14005638
>Always try to talk with friends and family directly about problems
Most frequently they are the problem you know

>> No.14005663

Ughhhhhh what the fuck. Looks like I’m on my own.

>> No.14005699

>>14005649
Then perhaps it's best to cut toxic people out of your life or sit back and wait for them to reach out to you.

>> No.14005716

>>14005699
You attempt to give simple answers to complex problems. don't try to do that.

>> No.14005729

>>14004704
t. brainwashed by father

>> No.14005743

>>14005729
yikes

>> No.14005745

>>14004825
Vased.

>> No.14005747

>>14005716

Oh ok. Keep getting emotionally cucked then.

>> No.14005767

>>14005747
>cluster b personality confirmed
kys

>> No.14005768

>>14004825

Don't kill your mom. It's in her nature as a woman to sponge and suck as many resources as possible. Target the therapist and save dozen of future families of the same fate.

>> No.14005784

>>14005767

Nigga what?

>> No.14005786

>>14005768
>don't hold women accountable because they are women

>> No.14005787

Has anyone here received proper therapy?
I’m functioning fine OMO but I can’t really do relationships because my mom died, stepmom saw me as a chore, and my dad is a sociopath tyrant who developed bipolar and fcked shit up even further for me

So like I’m fine at a distance and I’m quite talented but I just can’t get close to people (only a few).

Any advice?

>> No.14005803

>>14004882
>tfw life is just extended elementary school

>> No.14005806

Why'd they have to kill Bobby? They should of at least spared him. Fuck

>> No.14005808

>>14005550
my cousin is a psychiatrist but ended up on the SSRIs he prescribed and changed professions after his wife made up a bunch of lies took the kids and divorced him keeping the house
this is why traditional family values are important the whole industry lives off people exploiting that

>> No.14005832

It's easier to go to some PUA type training if you have the money unfortunately. Would be great if the "seduction" element wasn't the main focus, but one should take what they can get.

>> No.14005856

>>14004825
Fuck man, i hope you make it. That is a sad story

>> No.14005870

>>14005786
He can just cut some of her fingers off or shoot her in the knees or something similar, is what they are saying

Spared death, but a clear message sent; one that they will remember every millisecond that they are still alive. Death doesn't teach anybody shit, they get off easy and the jail time is too harsh.

>> No.14005894

>>14005870
>Death doesn't teach anybody shit
>thinks it wouldn't make the news

>> No.14005926

>>14004825
When I was in the mental hospital I was scheduled to meet with a psychiatrist. I went into his office and he was the most Jewish looking person I had ever seen, which literally sent me into a stuttering panic attack. Like I'm going to take the meds this sniveling heeb prescribes me. I was in a sleep deprived psychosis and he literally looked like a monster. After that I just stopped taking any meds and toughed it out.

>> No.14005944

>>14005926

What was his prognosis?

>> No.14006025

>>14005944
When I first went in I was diagnosed with major depression, major anxiety and psychosis. I was in a really really bad state, hadn't slept or ate anything for over a week and couldn't stop thinking about suicide. The psychiatrist was just the guy who decided what exactly your medicine regimen should be, you generally only met with him once. I basically said something like 'i can't do this i'm sorry i can't do this' and left his office. He didn't give a fuck.

The head doctor dosed me up with benzos and anti-psychotics, I slept for 3 days straight, ate some food and went home with new resolve to take control of my own mind.

>> No.14006117

Psychology and Psychiatry are scams that perpetuate the pervasive American individualist approach to life and scam people with poorly developed drugs to make big pharma rich. Will a psychologist ever admit that the conditions around you are unavoidably shit and that it isn't your fault? Fuck no, everything is your fault, and when their pathetic CBT doesn't fucking work, it's your fault again because 'you didn't do the exercises right'. Will you ever go to a psychiatrist and be met with an actual medically rigorous professional? Fuck no, they will give you a drug after determining you have a chemical imbalance in your brain from a personality quiz and no medically substantial tests. These fields have barely evolved from lobotomies and are not to be respected.

>> No.14006151

My mother has borderline personality disorder. She is far and away the most mentally unhealthy person I've ever known. She runs a successful (financially) therapy practice.

Broken people get into fields where they "help people" because they think it will fix their issues.

>> No.14006207

They're trying to cure what is in many cases a biochemical issue through conversation. No different than trying to treat a broken arm through an interview.

>> No.14006241

Most likely your parents - like the parents of most of the others who go through this process - were referred by the school. Far more likely than not you were a male, and possibly being a little disruptive, i.e. what we used to call a little boy.

Sometimes the school's go so far as to tell the parents that the kid can't come back to school until they have been evaluated, and sometimes even provide a listing of healthcare providers who "are good at handling this." So who benefits if the diagnosis is made?

Well, the school benefits, because they get extra feddy bucks when kids are diagnosed as a "special needs" kid. They also get to exempt themselves from counting that person if they bring down the average in standardized tests of the school, or keep the scores in if they would bring the average up.

>> No.14006256

The school and the teacher get a pass if they don't teach the kid anything and special kudos if they do.

The kid gets a pass on acting out or otherwise misbehaving because, he ain't a bad kid, he's just got a medical problem. The parents get the same pass, even if if they raise a total brat.

The healthcare providers make a bundle on this racket, giving controlled meds to healthy kids who don't really need it takes little time, but it's all billable. They also get taken out to lunch by the "detail man" for the companies that make adderall, Ritalin, and similar. Dinners and free CME too. Oh, and a lot of swag for the office, the office staff, even their own kids whose futures they aren't about to blight by giving them that diagnosis.

>> No.14006265

>>14005787
Take MDMA. Oh wait, it's illegal even though its application in psychiatric medicine has been known for more than 30 years.

>> No.14006271

And of course, the pharmaceutical companies that make this stuff are just reeling in the cash, billions and billions, even after paying the detail men and the food, drinks, bought and paid for CME lecturers extolling the 'fact' that ADD is under diagnosed and under treated, and of course even more swag.

But karma's a ***** and somebody has to pay a price, and unfortunately right now that's you. So bend over and spread em.

But don't blame the FAA, because all they are doing is covering their own rears, they didn't create your problem. And seriously, there isn't one damn thing you can do now but go through the process or give up on an aviation career. There ain't any shortcut.

All you can really do at this point is to not let anyone hang a bogus diagnosis on your own kids.

>> No.14007599

>>14004614
What are you talking about? No.

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>>14004925
>brainlet therapist can't into analogies

>> No.14008372

>>14004614
Male therapists? No, but they're rare given how many of them want to become professors.
Only 1% of women who are in this industry are good thogh, since the rest should be going for MSW.

>> No.14008392

>>14004825
BASED

>> No.14008779

>>14008372
MSW?

>> No.14008832

>>14008779
Master's of Social Work

>> No.14009892

>>14004629
Moses was a literal God.

>> No.14009953

>>14005638
I'm considering therapy with my parents who divorced when I was 10 because their bullshit still affects me, but after speaking with them head on I'm realizing no therapist will be able to unpack this shit. I've been feeling physical pain from this repression but talking to them helps it feel better and idk if any counselor would even help at all. I don't really trust anyone :(

>> No.14009962

ive seen a handful of therapists over the years because I have schzioaffective disorder, they all kind of suck and are pretty dumb, most of them were really disinterested too. only decent one I had over the years who seemed interested in me and really tried to help me out was an elderly Jewish guy ironically enough

>> No.14009966

>>14009892
t. idol worshipping jew

>> No.14010133

>>14009962
Sounds like you fell for Jewish tricks. They start learning to control goyim before they can walk.

>> No.14010254

frens, did some of you have OCD? I'm really struggling with this shit for a year now but it just keeps getting worse every month. I can't live like this anymore.

>> No.14010289

>>14004614
I knew one that was an OK guy but he had me put in a ward once and I never talked to him afterwards even though I probably needed it. I always felt bad about that.

But yeah psych majors are usually retarded.

>> No.14010315

>>14006117
based and accurate

>> No.14010456

>>14006117
DAMN!

>> No.14010511

>>14004614
>understated

>> No.14010533

My therapist is a thicc, mid-30s single mom and I (un)intentionally flirt with her every time i see her. she has a bubbly personality, so we have great chemistry

been wanting to fucc this bitch for like a year. how do i make it happen

>> No.14010539

Can I open a private firm even though I have no schooling and no certification? I'm really really good at playing therapist for people and want to capitalize on that without the Jewish American government interference.

>> No.14010573

the entire industry is huge fucking lies. did jews come up with it?im lol. they cant help you, and the medication is officially sentience poison. they should mostly be slaughtered like trash. literally like trash mobs. no thought, no feeling, just done and onto the next one.

>> No.14010608

>>14004825
>threatens to double murder people on a shitcoin business internet board
>anti-semitic
definitely not an actually, in-need-of-therapy psychopath

>> No.14010666

>>14004614
I just took an appointment with a shrink, I just want to be recognized as autistic so I can get neet bucks

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>>14010608
The story is clear now, you are a supporter of the Jews.

>> No.14010699

They serve a purpose as an outlet for people to work through some of their problems, or they would be by letting the patient do all the talking and not ascertaining a diagnosis for nonexistant 'diseases.'
Mostly by people simply talking aloud about past experiences and stresses of life can help the mind process it on it's own, a psychiatrist is just an excuse to talk aloud. A sympathetic ear, if you will, a good friend or relative can serve the same purpose.

A degree in psychiatry is just a piece of paper saying you're authorized to make relatively educated guesses at a person's mental wiring, and prescribe them meds to turn them into a zombie.

>> No.14010748

>>14010533
>fuck

a lot of therapists flirt with their patients to get more info and comfort, it's part of the healing process

>> No.14010819

>>14004825
this is fucking based

>> No.14010823

>>14010699
yes, but by shitting up the variance of life and saying that certain perfectly unique bespoke methods of dealing are illness, they fuck all of humanity. hello /x/.

>> No.14010829

>>14005767
>You attempt to give simple answers to complex problems. don't try to do that
>makes one line throwaway diagnosis in order to invalidate anon
drooling imbecile confirmed

>> No.14010871

>>14004780
>>14004835
What if you told those fatasses they were hypocrites what do you think they'd say in defense?

>> No.14010878

>>14006117

I agree, sure mental illness existed in the past which is obvious. But the current state of the western world is causing major problems to society. There is no sense of community anymore, we sometimes forget that human beings are tribal creatures that cannot survive on their own even if you don't want to admit it.

>> No.14010923

>Business & Finance

>> No.14011001

>>14006117
>pervasive American individualist approach to life
kek. what a loser.

>> No.14011031

>>14010878
you're a loser. the majority of people have no problem with 'the state of the western world' whatsoever. compare it to medieval times or even a hundred years ago. your life sucks because you suck.

>> No.14011065

>>14011031
this disease isnt a disease compared to that disease

>> No.14011067

>>14010923
Retards need to cope with being fuckups. It's why this board (along with r9k) is the only board that throw away any scepticism and willingly believe every fucking anecdote and larp ever posted because it distracts them from reality and confirms whatever else to blame but themselves. Boomers, jews, doctors, wealthy, chinks, society, gays, pajeets, shadow organizations, anything to avoid realizing they alone is why they're miserable lonely disappointments.

>> No.14011089

>>14011067
*are

>> No.14011118

>>14011067
>Boomers, jews, doctors, wealthy, chinks, society, gays, pajeets, shadow organizations, anything to avoid realizing they alone is why they're miserable lonely disappointments.

based and true-pilled. there's this tendency among businessmen that those who complain the most about taxation, regulation and what not are usually the ones who achieve the least. It's not like they're wrong. Quite the opposite, but with a mindset occupied with failure how are they supposed to ever succeed? I suspect something similar, more extreme, is happening here.

>> No.14011409

>>14005550
Dude that is the saddest

>> No.14011456

>>14004833
what problem did it solve for you anon

>> No.14011462

>>14004825
>>14004704

There has to be someway to put your mom on trial and in court for what she did to you and your father and reverse the damage she did, make her life accounted for, and to heal your own soul so that you can enjoy life and not pass on the trauma

>> No.14012042

>>14010608
He needs one but the antisemitism is perhaps the only indication we've received in this thread that he's at least partially sane.

>> No.14012052

>>14010666
Kill yourself>>14011067

>> No.14012079

>>14010829
That's enough cluster-b-itude for anyone to handle you retarded diaper shitter
>I give unthoughtful advic
>"anon, it's unthoughtful advice"
>attempts to destroy the person not taking unthoughtful advice like he's personally offended

>> No.14012099

>>14011067
>invests only in bonds

>> No.14012105

>>14011462
>There has to be someway
lel

>> No.14012112

>>14004614
Yes goy, please do some (((therapy)))

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>>14004614
Therapists have done more to set people free and create an open and diverse society more than any other profession in the history, advanced and created by the greatest giants and geniuses of all time, Freud. Point is that oppressive christards and their sick ideology and oppression created sex frustration, unattainable moralism, insane wars (colonialism, WWI and WWII), rabid white racism and anti-Semitism (Shoah). All white people have this poisonous garbage with them, so the therapist will earn good money and help the the client to seek what the client himself/herself secretly seek, some sex outside marriage to spice things up, homosexuality, and other forms of sexual liberation that the fucked up christard society forbade them. Also to legitimize natural urges like greed, guilt-free divorce, OK to focus on yourself and YOUR needs, not christard society etc. So these therapists not only make good money, but also make the white christard society a better place as well. A little bit less Christard and a little bit less white. And that is a good thing. Look how free we are now with so much in our culture, with a near total lack of guilt-driven fascist society that leads to endless war and oppression of vulnerable minorities. If you have enough money and that is not an issue, who would NOT pay for talking about your sex fantasies and set yourself free to engage in them guilt-free, with a beauty like pic?

Pic, Rachel Hoffman - Sex Therapist

>> No.14012239

>>14006151
>My mother has borderline personality disorder. She is far and away the most mentally unhealthy person I've ever known. She runs a successful (financially) therapy practice.
I once dated someone who was running a therapy practice and she was bipolar (told me on the first date) and had all sorts of issues. Also enjoyed emotional manipulation and had the hunch she was an emotional sadist.

>> No.14012301

>>14004825
viking blood in this one
The kinds of son any father would be proud of

>> No.14012344

>>14012196
Her face is legit terrifying

>> No.14012356

>>14012196
A lot of how hot blonde girls are therapists now. They are educated, cultivated and professional. That turns me insanely on. If money is not a problem, this is a great way to meet girls. Just tell them that you have childhood memories that block a free and healthy sexual life. If you are young and fit ask if you can masturbate in front of them, as that is your biggest fear in life. Do it and cum hard. If they legs are slightly opened, they turn their upper body against you to see better, take their hair out, or their pupils are getting bigger, they are aroused and will fuck you later on. They can't do it directly do to client, therapist relationship, but tell them that their job is hard, stressful and ask them what they do to relax. Take control of the conversation and make sure you know the bar they normally go to and when. Meet them there and go and fuck them. They are mostly INSANELY good in bed and will do everything. They know that I will pay them much money for more therapy sessions, talking about my sex life and fuck them some more. I have fucked blondes that are model types with a brain. I read your comments after I made my first comment, sick Jew haters. Sorry for all you losers and you project your own shortcomings on hard-working and intelligent Jews like myself. Sucks to you be you, losers.

>> No.14012367

>>14012344
This is why you never get laid, Adolf. You are afraid of intelligent and educated women. Much more easy to fuck that white trailer park trash crack whore of yours, right?

>> No.14012369

>>14004614
kek

>> No.14012394

>>14012367
>projecting so intensely
Just another typical damaged therapist

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its all about jew wizardry, therapist are feminist degenerate subhumans, they will not help you
they will screw your life even more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O639s8k6jis

>> No.14012502

>>14006241

That’s not how it works on the school end. Schools now typically have to count special needs test scores and get their asses in trouble if that small subset of kids don’t show “adequate growth” (spoiler alert: they never do as a group) plus special ed kids add a ton of paperwork, meetings, and administrative headaches, especially when it comes to discipline. The extra “feddy bucks” get spent on Special Ed teachers they’d rather not hire and a bunch of pointless shit to “monitor the progress” of the Special Ed kids. Schools would much rather have zero kids with Special Needs.

>> No.14012547

>>14012394
Well, fuck you Shegetz! Why are you whites so stupid, lazy and such losers compared to Jews?

>> No.14012555

>>14010539

If you have them sign papers and post signs that you are not a licensed therapist and call yourself a “life coach” or something, you can. This is how Tony Robbins and a lot of self-help gurus got their start. Just don’t actually call yourself a therapist, counselor, or psychologist, as those require certification.

>> No.14012664

>>14012547
>T. stupid, lazy and loser Jew

>> No.14012869

I literally had a fucking kike. Hat and curls and a shitty patchy haggard beard. I told him my name then he said I was bipolar. The meds made me convulse and stiffen all of my muscles. I once told him how i seen Tommy Chong on video get cured of cancer with cbd. The kike said, "no you didn't...you didn't just see that. no you didn't." like fucking what the fuck?!?!??? So Tommy Chong, and his face making sentences via noises is a figment of my imagination and I'm a schitzo mirage seeing liar? Was a blank screen playing when I clicked on youtube?? Fuck all these type of professions and fuck all of the jews dead. Can't wait to see a go pro of THAT next.

>> No.14012934

>>14012664
Ha, ha, fucking white SCHMUCK! As a person with a Jewish minority background and family with deep Holocaust trauma, I got into a WORLD CLASS ELITE university and are earning money LIKE FUCKING CRAZY. Suck my dick whites. Your best looking blonde and pink pussy girls do it ALL THE TIME! No wonder you jealous loser whites hate us accomplished Jews so much. We are better than you and control you, deal with it white kelevs! I ask your girls to NOT shave their pink pussy so I can see their blonde pussy hair when I fuck them!

>> No.14012947

>>14005500
Maybe you're delusional and cynical instead of enlightened

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>ITT reactionaries and conspiracy nuts confirmed how batshit crazy they are but blame an entire field of medicine and Jews instead

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>>14005803
>tfw life is just extended elementary school
why do you think they are so intent on programming that into you from a young age
people still have a teacher in their head telling them what to do, it's wild
https://youtu.be/5IpYOF4Hi6Q

>> No.14013080

>>14013015
>reactionaries
What is this pseudo-marxist dribble. How does it apply to therapy

>> No.14013107

>>14005729
lmao

>> No.14013127

>>14013080
Pseudomarxist is a bigger buzzword than reactionary. Look it up if you can't figure out the definition. Half of these posts are just unstable people externalizing all their untold problems onto random mental health professionals instead of reflecting on their warped view of the world.

>> No.14013137

>>14013127
You seem awfully specific and at odds at demonstrable reality. You sure you aren't projecting?

>> No.14013149

>>14004614
Most of them do not have the right personality or smarts to apply their discipline. Applying psychotherapy requires a combination of leadership skills, willpower, and perceptiveness that can be put to making the client take a leap of faith so that they can brainwash themselves with the tools you give them. In this case, the smarts are figuring out which tools have worked for people in the client's situation.

A therapist that can't do the above is subhuman.

>> No.14013192

Pro tip: there are also highly talented psychologists out there, drilling every day to better themselves. Ive worked with several of them - and would easily trust my mothers well being in their hands.

Empirical evidence on therapy is clear though; the relationhip between you and your therapist must be a good one (common goals, inner focus on you, etc etc), and the therapist got to be able to find the perfect balance between supporting and challenging you.

>> No.14013227

>>14013192
Being a good therapist must be a mentally draining job. No wounder it's hard to find a good one.

>> No.14013285

>>14013227
It is, both emotionally and physically. Nothing beats the feeling of helping your clients reach their goals though, and beating depression and/or anxiety. No other job compares to that feeling of meaning

>> No.14013294

>>14004729
>Dentist shits on me for smoking as if I don't know it's killing me
>"Anon I know how it is, I had an addiction to diet coke in college"
It's not just therapists bro

>> No.14013303

>>14013285
No other job that I've had*** i mean

>> No.14013400

Plenty of good shrinks help people.

Quit complaining.

>> No.14013411

>>14012196
>>14012356
>>14012367
>>14012547
>>14012934
10/10 kikeposting. Bravo, sir.

>> No.14013699

>>14010533
1) stop talking about your problems and presenting as a weak beta who can’t cope
2) read some shit about the “dark triad”
3) move the conversation gradually to your fucked up sexual desires / disfunction
4) gradually build a violent dominant rape fantasy in collaboration with her desires
5) get her personal cell to “check in” about your issues
6) start sending her posts from social media that cause “flare ups” - these pictures should be heavy on dominant men and submissive female in near sexual positions - NO PORN
7) incept the idea that you need release
8) fuck her wildly

And of course don’t forget step 0
0) don’t be unattractive

Source: someone who has fucked several of his “personal staff”: co-workers, bartenders, strippers, masseuses, and one therapist.

>> No.14013717

>>14012934
cool story bro

>> No.14014494 [DELETED] 

>>14004614
Like anything, there's good ones and bad ones, and there's places they work better in general and places they work worse. A good performance psychologist is usually a good value for example which is why top hedge funds and financial firms employ them and top financiers (and a lot of athletes at all levels) swear by them.

>> No.14014540

>>14004729
What's heroine like anon? I've only tried MDMA cocaine and ketamine.

>> No.14014581

>>14011031
The majority of people are cattle. There's a reason depression is common among those with higher IQs.

>> No.14014588

>>14006117
the real blackpill is that EVERYTHING really is your fault. you have complete agency over every moment of your life

>> No.14014627

>>14014588
>you have complete agency over every moment of your life
Upper-middle class please go

>> No.14014649

>>14013717
My father has done tremendously much philanthropic work, not only in the Jewish community but also legal advancement and representation for blacks and the black community, so it was pretty easy for me to get in. I also knew personally some on the admission board. It helps to be a mensch and not must an anti-Semitic and genocidal asshole. You morons will never be accepted ever, not in academia and not in real life. Good luck white trailer park trash.

>> No.14014697

>>14014649
>My father has done a lot of virtue signalling to cover for his deplorable business practices
I remember you from another thread, where you talked how you're father fucked over people deliberately. Interesting that you'd lie by omission.

>> No.14014707

>>14014627
I didn't say I was able to live accordingly. I'm a failure myself. But I do understand that it's true.

>> No.14014765

>>14013699
Plz don't be LARPing.

>> No.14014810

>>14014707
Frankly, I believe that the line you refer to is used to abuse victims and people with less power.
I know it was a large, positive shift in my perspective when I acknowledged this.

>> No.14014843

>>14004614
Knew a kid in HS who wanted to be a therapist. He was such a fucking loser that I swore afterwards to never do therapy in case I got some fuck up like him as a "trusted authority"

>> No.14014878

>>14006117
t. Scientologist

>> No.14014894

>>14006117
Nobody wants to accept it but this is entirely true

>> No.14015549

>>14014697
Maybe that was another Jew? There are 18 millions of us, you know. Besides, your complaining and whining sounds like tough, but legal, business as usual. That's how you become a winner in life, you know.

>> No.14015643

>>14004614
Not all are literal retards with emotional baggage, but if they have a vagina and they are a therapist, you can bet with about 99.99% certainty they are mildly to severely retarded and also have some degree of mental illness.
Women, by a far greater margin than men, tend to seek professions based around coping with their personal emotional flaws, whereas men just seek to provide, unless they are faggots.

>> No.14015670

>>14004614
>Are therapists the most subhuman professionals?
Nah that crown goes to the Lawyers

>> No.14015718

>>14014588
>EVERYTHING really is your fault. you have complete agency over every moment of your life

You may have complete agency over how you feel, you may not feel depressed or traumatized about being beaten or raped or tortured, but it's an absolutely shitty advice to say "everything is your fault", as basically it means I can go around and beat and rape and torture people and say that if they don't feel good about it it's their own fucking fault.

>> No.14015756

>>14004944
At least put on a mask and beat your mother. She will never know it's you.

>> No.14015775

>>14004614
Psych major is what you choose when women’s studies isn’t an option or when your iq is 90 instead of 80.

>> No.14015789

>>14004704
>morherfucking kike
Every single time, anon. Every single time.

>> No.14015860

>>14004614
Have sex

>> No.14015890

>>14005500
Isn't that the point of a therapist? To reinsert you to the blue pill matrix? It's certainty not to help.

>> No.14016028

Therapists don't help me much, only drugs do. The SSRIs I'm on now help me not want to kill myself thank God, but I still feel like the Outlook is pretty bleak.

>> No.14016114

>>14011031
Literally millions have a problem with the state of the modern western world you brainlet.

>> No.14016158

>>14004882
>government and society is flawed

Is this babbys first edgy fedora tipping rebel phase?

How do you even get arrested for drug possession? Maybe keep your shit on the down low you degenerate hippy instead of running around naked in the street high on spice and Ayahuasca

>> No.14016249

>>14004825
Let it go anon, just forgive them. You dad loves her and doesn't want any harm done to her. I’ve been put in jail also when my ex wife fabricated false domestic violence allegations and spent $7k on lawyers and bail just so I can see daylight again. Never put a finger on her. Let it go past is in the past

>> No.14016279

>>14016249
Cuck.

>> No.14016450

>>14010254

I have diagnosed OCD fren, it is a nightmare no one else can understand

>> No.14016564

>>14013137
jews normally expected to have mental disorders caused by inbreeding and penis mutilation pain they go through in early childhood

>> No.14016569

>>14004614

Psychologists are usually good, counsellors are not usually good. The last one I saw had me huffing essential oils out of a Kleenex to relax and I have real mental health problems not sad feelings.
The last psychologist that I had was really good though. You always think no one is going to be able to talk to you in a way that will teach you to change your thought process but they can. I was really skeptical and I did not take away a lot but what I did take away helped change the foundations of my thought process when it came to anxiety.

>> No.14016585

>>14016249
Cuck

>> No.14016675

>>14016279
Im not a cuck, I learned my lesson.
No point in continue the cycle and escalate, people make mistakes and deserve a second chance

>> No.14016718

>>14012042
This. 1000 times this.

>> No.14016721

>>14016028
>Therapists don't help me much, only drugs do. The SSRIs I'm on now help me not want to kill myself thank God, but I still feel like the Outlook is pretty bleak.
you need to get /fit/ to break from the ssri jew. pro-tip, do not make a habit of taking them long-term. I took Lexapro for over 10 years, and it took a good solid exercise regiment to break from it clean. The side-effects of SSRIs are worse than the condition you are treating long-term. Withdrawl is also horrible for months. Exercise literally saved my life.

>> No.14016833

>>14004614

Therapists don't fix you. You fix you. Therapists assist you in identifying potential problem areas and offer insight into why we might behave or think the way we do. Having an extra pair of ears to talk things out with can be therapeutic.

>> No.14016853

>>14016833
>semantics
Malignant argument as the person being addressed always knows he/she is being manipulated

>> No.14016895

>>14016833
But me does this: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *AUTISM OVER VAGINAS GIVING ADVICE*

>> No.14016980

>>14016721
Exercise didn't do shit for me. SSRIs are the only time I've felt "okay" in 6 years. The only thing I dislike is it's hard to cum on these, I don't mean it's hard to get an erection, I mean it's literally difficult to cum, I have to really work at it to bust a nut. Other than that I'm fine, they actually have helped me lose weight some.

>> No.14017006

>>14006271
>All you can really do at this point is to not let anyone hang a bogus diagnosis on your own kids.

And in some states, that's getting harder and harder to do - any pushback by the parents is met with threats of jail and having your kids taken away. Some states used to be rational about it, like Connecticut back in 2000 or 2001 made a law forbidding teachers and school workers from prescribing Ritalin, because of it's abuse by schools keeping boys from being...well, boys.

It's become a serious issue in divorces, too. Don't want your kid on pills? You just lost custody. Womp womp. Because there's an army of liberal therapists who will go to family court and testify that denying a kid Ritalin is child abuse.

Great world we live in, huh? But get some big pharma stocks, might as well profit off the madness.

>> No.14017079

>>14012356
>will fuck you later on
Incel, none of the lame ass Penthouse Letters forum shit you just posted will ever work.