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>>14001448
fucking degen

>>14001448
That's unpossible

>>14001448
Call out sick, btw everyone knows

>>14001448
Pop some Valium or any benzo, it will calm you down and ease your nerves

Don't take too much unless you want to be high and barred out

>>14001448
Tell everybody how high you are

>>14001448
Snort a bump of coke

You're not still high, it's all in your mind

Drink some chamomile tea

>>14001473
This.

>>14001463
>everyone knows
Pls no. I'm being extra serious today
FUUUUCK

Bro just tell your boss that you got a little too high and need to go home and sleep it off. Since it's California he will understand.

SHIT ANON YOU'RE GETTING FIRED

THIS IS YOUR BOSS, COME TO MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW

I hope you get fired you high little degenerate

>>14001448
Then just stop doing pot retard

>>14001448
I just talked to your boss, he said he knows your high and is waiting until 5 to fire your ass

>>14001490
>"Anon has been in the office kitchen washing the same fork for 3 and a half hours now, what's going on?"
>"hELo gyyus iam employwe whd yu gbpfshpyagsnnsh"

>>14001448
You're either new to smoking, you live somewhere in the midwest or you're a boomer. Wanna know how I know? Nobody calls cannabis in California "pot" buddy

>>14001448
just say your tired

>>14001523
KEK

>>14001448
Coffee, cream, sugar and some candy should do the trick. Drink coffee OP

>>14001531
Maybe he is so high that he forgot what state he is in

>>14001531
yes I'm a boomer yes I'm from the midwest but I live here now and I need this fucking job so bad I'm broke. Help me kind sirs

>>14001506
I will NEVER do this again

>>14001448
You likely aren't high, but are just really tired. You didn't get proper REM sleep, so your brain is confused. Gotta get proper sleep for a while. Also, exercise (cardio) can help you feel less fatigued.

>>14001448
Become a NEET and you might not feel the need to ever get high again or you can get high as much as you want and no one will care.

>>14001562
There's no way you're high four days later, what strain and how many hits did you take?

go on a juice fast, drink only unpasteurized juice for a couple of days and it should clear up fully. garbage boxed juices from the store dont work. where you live there should be plenty of juice bars so you dont even have to press it yourself

>>14001448
>vape pen
Sir, I suggest you seek the Lord's guidance to deal with your homosexuality.

>>14001574
granddaddy purple I think it was an oil cartridge I attached it to a vaporizer I bought. I'll never do this again. My boss wont understand this I fucked up pls I've been in this job for only 5 months I need them to hire me so I can finally get my health insurance paid for I was unemployed for a year why did I do this

>>14001448
Literally you just need fresh air bro and some milk. Dont do so much next time

>>14001574
no matter how many hits it's impossible for him to still be high unless he's constantly hitting it

>>14001723
does an antidepressant make it last longer? I've never been fucking high this long

>>14001574
its possible. THC circulates in the blood for about 3-6 months after consumption. If you're unexperienced and have a lot of physical activity that pumps and flows your blood then its definitely possible to get high.

>>14001531
is this the californian mindset? who gives a fuck

>>14001523

>>14001448
How are you still High? it been days. All of it is in your head, sounds like some weird anxiety. Smoke more too see how close to sober smoking is

>>14001448
I'm high at work too bro. Just relax.

>>14001748
Man, chill out. Go take a break and walk around and get some fresh air. Deep breaths. You're being paranoid, nobody at your office knows or even cares if you're high.
>t. stoned at work everyday

You feel high because you broke your prefrontal cortex with unnaturally potent weed. Good job. You're mentally ill for life now.

>>14001748
antidepressants might have an effect, when i was on antidepressants i would blackout from drinking at half the drinks it normally took. but the way your body processes thc the high should never last longer than 4 hours. even if antidepressants had an effect there's no way it would make it like 24 times longer

>>14001448
Don't feel bad, I slammed 3 beers and smoked a fat bong bowl in my car before I started scanning the whole stores invintory. So long as you're cool and comfortable, no one will know.

>>14001748
You triggered some kinda anxiety attack. Can take days to weeks to clear up. Look up derealisation

>>14001808
pls no

>>14001690
Yeah theres no way you're still high. It's most definitely anxiety or residual paranoia like that other anon mentioned. Go to the bathroom and take deep slow breaths. Focus on your breathing and try your best to ignore any intruding thoughts. Acknowledge that you're no longer high and that's it just your mind playing tricks on you. Man you must've smoked some stupid dank. California dont mess around man

This is all based on personal experience not facts so be wary
First time I smoked weed I was in a daze for a week. Even 1 month later I still didn’t feel 100% better. You have opened a can of worms. I havent smoked in 5 years and my brain activity is back to what feels normal, but it may be degraded from my original capabilities. “Dude your not high fuck off” shills please go die. You didn’t have much brain activity before so you don’t miss it now

>>14001833
Ok I've seen this in dsm4 . Maybe with enough caffeine I'll wake up

>>14001833
Checked this seems like the most likely scenario

>>14001923
Caffeine will only elevate his anxiety

>>14001448
every private conversation that you see is people talking about how you're high

That’s nothing anon I sent 14 text messages and made a 13 minute phone call last night that I don’t remember doing it all ...kek feels bad man

>>14001922
I doubt this is due to smoking weed once, much more likely lack of exercise/shit diet/natural effects of aging

Get eye drops no one pays any attention to you senpai
I used to get high all the tive at work and no one knew because I never went overboard

take a valium

>>14001448
he need some milk

>>14001448
bullshit youre not high 2 days after smoking kid

Wait are you still high from smoking on friday? That's impossible

take 2 ambien

>>14002009
Make that 4 days. Larp is obvious.

>>14002023
Take ambien with a lot alcohol

>>14001448
Bright neon lights kill the melatonin

weed triggers melatonin

turn on a bunch of fake lights or sit infront of a TV and drink water


fucking absolute beginner and novice.

>>14001566
>sleep deprivation
This. Also you're possibly still dehydrated/etc., so drink a lot of water right now.

>>14002031
you sound like my gf. she told me I wasnt high on Sunday. I think she lost all respect for me for having low tolerance. Fuck you cunts if I dont smoke a lot I dont like this feeling especially not now.. shes prob fucking blacks now

>>14002224
mate you're not high, you're probably having an anxiety attack, but you're probably not high. Also your gf has probably fucked alot of darkies if you're a boomer who's not married.

>high after 2 days
nice for you kiddo

Splash your face and arms with cold water. It’s a mammalian response to reduce oxygen use when entering cold water. Decreases blood pressure, anxiety, and raises alertness and calm.

>>14001531
or he's a cop

This is why I don't smoke weed. Every time I get about a week of intense anxiety and paranoia.

>>14002405
i smoked for 10 years straight, every day. I now have an anxiety disorder. I wish this was a joke.

>>14002224
You’re a fucking retard. It’s scientifically impossible for you to still be high this long after smoking
https://www.verywellmind.com/how-long-does-marijuana-stay-in-the-system-67791

>>14002390
fine I'm a cop but we need you to report in for questioning. Do it today or you won't like what happens

this bread and the other autist here >>14000852 are the funniest shit i read on biz all week

>>14001448
kys degenerate

>>14001523

>>14001988
Benzos are god's gift for long boring shifts

>>14001690
a fucking lame ass oil cart?
god damn i go through one of those a day and feel nothing

eat a lot of food and drink a lot of water.

>mfw people often ask me if I'm high at work.
People have asked me if I do weed or MDMA at work.
I never do, don't even do drugs.

>>14002721
also get a juice. you need a sweet refreshing drink. some kind of juice.

>>14002734
>tfw visible brain damage

>>14002765
No I'm always just calm af.
They keep calling this job stressfull lmao.

CHOCOLATE depotentiates cannabinoids

it's ok!
i've been doing weed at work in vape
then ive been also high on acid there
also sum edibles
why not
it tech support here

>>14001448
you're not high, you just fucked up your brain... good luck with that btw

>>14001448
You’re probably gonna die from an overdose bro

>psst guys I sold him some pencil shavings and he smoked them.

>>14001796
my trick is to always be high so no one knows the difference

>>14002901
On a real note, I vape at work all day, do my job just fine and know one knows because no odor and good performance.

Shit is pretty cash actually FÀM

>>14002910
This.

>>14002698
no you don’t.

>>14001523
I literally took a bath in office kitchen thinking I was smelling sweaty after I played some basketball high as fuck during my lunch break. I came out with semi wet clothes sit in a waiting area and acted like it's perfectly normal what i just did. hey everyone should take shower in kitchen sink after playing some sports.

>>14002009
>>14002031
I was high for three days after I smoked bong for the first time. Of course the high wasn't really a "high" per say, I was just fucked up and acting weird. Weed isn't the same shit that you boomers smoked back in the day. I've tripped hard on lsd and mushrooms and I would still say that my first time with weed was one of my hardest trips.

>>14001553
maybe he is pajeet, and not even i usa right now.

>>14001988
this. ask your boss to give you some valium.

>>14003069
its really not that hard. nice ID cumfag

>>14002428
>I wish this was a joke.
nah dude. I'm in the same boat. wish i never tasted that shit

>>14002721
this. order pizza and coke for everybody in the office. act like it's normal thing to do

>>14003139
you're gross

>>14001448
Pump 2 red bulls, the caffeine hit should cancel out ur relaxation

>>14001448
if you work for another man, you are a beta male

>>14003260
enjoy your additive-laden plastic cart

>>14003142
> weed
> "trips"

Lmao. And as for the anxiety, can confirm, but it goes back to normal after a couple months. Bundle sticks.