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>be me, NEETfag
>go to bakery every day around 2-3 PM to get some delicious buns
>new roastie starts working there
>shes cute and real friendly
>starts giving me free buns
>I start teasing her about her accent (shes from EE)
>flirty vibe ensues every time I go
>I realize I have dun goofed because the next logical step is to ask her out. I dont want to ask her out
>stop going to bakery
>crave those buns though (its the only bakery in town carrying them)
>go back to bakery
>shes all flirty again, even asks me where I been
>fuck
>havent been week in 2 weeks now and miss my daily buns
why do these roasties have to ruin everything. why couldnt she just take my orders without starting to be flirty and shit. now I have to go to a different bakery and it sucks.

>> No.14000882

>>14000852
Your mental illness is your problem. Own it and fix it.

>> No.14000898

>>14000852
Also have sex

>> No.14000912

>>14000882
>>14000898
>mental illness
what do you mean? I just want to buy my buns in peace

>> No.14000917

Holy shit,

Just flirt with her. Also, ask her out. No one is asking you to marry her. Be a man, buy some land. Stop being a pussy and get laid fag.

>> No.14000919

She didn’t ruin anything, you self-sabotaged the situation because of your own lack of self-belief.

>> No.14000920
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14000920

>tfw girls don’t flirt with you and you never have this problem

>> No.14000921

>>14000852
Have sex fucking retard.

>> No.14000938

>>14000852
Just tell her the truth op, that you're gay

>> No.14000953

>>14000852
Easily makes the top 10 stupidest problems I've ever heard of someone having on /biz/
If you don't want to ask her out the don't fucking ask her out, moron. Just buy your buns like a normal person and if she makes some kind of advance just say you have a gf. And if she doesn't, then what the fuck is the problem?

>> No.14000959

>>14000852
I know this feel. If you don't eventually escalate they just become bitter and start talking shit about you behind your back. Women were a mistake.

>> No.14000962

>>14000852
I remember you. You were the emotionally stunted manchild.
She's obliged to be nice to the customers - this includes you. Don't read into it too much given you aren't very good at reading other peoples emotion.

>> No.14000967

>>14000852
>go to restaurant once a week for a month or two
>go to other restaurants
>return, "whoa, havent seen you in awhile, where ya been?"
>stop going altogether
why are they allowed to do this?? I really liked the food there.

>> No.14000981

>>14000852
have sex incel

>> No.14000983

>>14000959
>I know this feel. If you don't eventually escalate they just become bitter and start talking shit about you behind your back
at least somebody here is not an incel and gets it. I can escalate and ask her out (which I dont want to) or eventually shell start resenting me. fml I just want to buy my buns.

>> No.14001001

>>14000852
stop jerking off and start going back every day. 4 days from now your monkey brain will lead you to the next step and you'll get buns AND poon

>> No.14001015

>>14000983
What do you think she's gonna do if she starts resenting you, bust a nut in your buns? What possible reason would you have for caring how she feels about you, precisely unless you want to ask her out? Jesus but emotionally retarded people are exhausting

>> No.14001020

>>14000852
stop being an autist and just flirt back and keep getting those tasty buns. you dont have to ask her out senpai

>> No.14001036

Not flirting, just doing her job. Imagine thinking you have a shot with a girl.

>> No.14001037

>>14001001
Im already on nofap anon.
look she has visible tattoos and is a smoker. but I noticed too late. I know exactly how this is gonna play out if I pull the trigger and ask her out. one of two ways.
1) I ask her out. we bang. I realize shes a huge whore. lose interest. boom the bakery is burned
2) I ask her out. she realizes Im an autist and loses all interest. boom the bakery is burned.
dont you see I can only lose in this scenario. I dont give a shit about banging some roastbeef puss I want my buns!!

>> No.14001039

>>14000962
this. she's just being nice to you like she's with all customers.
if this prevents you to buy your bread you clearly have mental issues

>> No.14001044

>>14000983
who the fuck cares if she starts resenting you, her job is to serve you food, stop overthinking everything and just do what you want

>> No.14001057

>>14001015
its gonna be real awkward to shop there if she gives me hateful looks every time.

>> No.14001063

Its cool to be gay op. Why are you such a pussy though?

>> No.14001066

she wanna succ cawk

>> No.14001078

>>14001037
it seems like you're already losing and have burned the bakery by not going anymore. might as well shoot your shot pump and dump like a shitcoin and get those buns

>> No.14001081

>>14001039
>t. turbo normalfag that saw that stupid roastie meme on Faceberg

>> No.14001093

>>14000852
I get you anon, thats why sometimes i dont even talk to the cashier if its a girl, i just go away

>> No.14001098

>>14001057
I guarantee if you somehow manage to get to the point of getting hateful looks, you've fucked up in some way that's entirely unrelated to "not escalating". Has this resentment thing ever actually happened to you before, or are you just having delusional persecutory fantasies?

>> No.14001099

Now you know to not do things if you aren't going to follow through

>> No.14001124

Op is truly the pussy of pussies just to add. Cant handle a girl flirting with him.
Are you all a bunch of coward shits that are afraid of girls flirting with you?
Fuking bunch of white boys i bet. Bunch of sissies

>> No.14001133

>cashier is friendly with autistic/schizo customer
>customer starts to imagine all kinds of things like she's into him
>customer pushes the delusion further and feels like he has to ask her out because it's the next "logical next step"
>customer spills his spaghettis for days at home.. the thought is unbearable
>customer stops buying his bread
the absolute state of schizoids

>> No.14001135

>>14001099
BUT SHE STARTED IT BY BEING ALL CUTE AND GIVING ME FREE SHIT!!!
>>14001098
I had some women hate my guts yeah. but even if its just a fantasy I just want to go through my day in peace. why do these roasties have to keep fucking my shit up.

>> No.14001161

>>14000852
have the same issue, im a good looking Chad and also a Nazi/Racist. Girls are attracted to me like flies towards a pile of shit. I honestly dont want to bang them cause they are only sucking my energy,time and money and i need all that for my demanding work (i live to work). So i try to keep it professional and cool all the time and to hit a delicate balance where its still friendly but not TOO friendly. Pain in ass getting hit on by these chicks, just give me my god damn food and stfu woman. Like these cunts talk in 5minutes more than i do in a whole month.

>> No.14001200

>>14001161
thank you Chad. at least some anons get it. Im not even full chad, at best semi-handsome. I dress like a bum and live in my parents basement. but every once in a while a roastie takes a liking to me and it always fucks up my routine.

>> No.14001201

siting in a bus, sone roastie giving me looks, and smiling, ask where im riding, fug.
siting in a bus other day, ather roastie grab my ass, im like wtf, shes, hey u qutie, fug
siting in a bus, 200 km ride, im siting right to the window, place on the left is empty, bus stopping and some bitch looking where to sit, she chose place right next to me, she here, im minding my own business, that bitch start to falling asleep [yeah, you lying bitch], and fall on my sholder, oh im sorry anon, np roast beef, then she takes ger shoes of and now siting with her leg on the seat, and again start to failing in my shoulder, shr now asleep on my shouder, i can feel her heavy breathing, and her warm, skin on my shoulder, decide, fug it, im taking of ny shirt, now im only in tshirt, toasty visibly intrigued, start to leaning even more to me, mision completed, im out on neext bus stop, both left with mouth open haha, kys thots

>> No.14001212

>>14001135
>BUT SHE STARTED IT BY BEING ALL CUTE AND GIVING ME FREE SHIT!!!
Women behave the exact same way to small children. Women are intimidated by men that they feel attraction towards.

>> No.14001240

>>14001201
you know everybody wants to be chad. but I honestly feel you bro. that shit gets old real quick. and I only get it once in a while I cant imagine what it must be like being a turbochad and having these roastbeefs pestering you 24/7. the incels here must think its great but I had my share of pussy and Im pretty much done with women. I only want to be left in peace.

>> No.14001256

Roasties are on a sell order OP, they depreciate in value more than deutsche bank. If you only care about buns FUCK what she thinks if she hates you. Her job is to serve food, not be a whore.

>> No.14001258

>>14000917
based and manpilled
also verifiably landpilled

>> No.14001268

Im so happy that at least on biz some chads know my plight. my friends all tell me to just go bang her and stop being a pussy. BUT I DONT WANT TO BANG HER!!! now I gotta figure out a way to get my buns and shes in that store all day. fuck.

>> No.14001284

>>14000852
Fake and especially gay

>> No.14001295

I thibk you are a fukin pussy cause you stoped buying your buns. Dont wanna date her or flirt with her just dont. Lol

>> No.14001311

>>14001240
its duking driving me nuts, that roasties, god save my soul, im minding my own business and they distracting me from my things, fuken thots, i need thot patrol here

>> No.14001322

OP you dont have to ask her out if u dont want to

>> No.14001344

>>14000852
Good fucking god this board gets more pathetic by the day. If you can't make a simple purchase from a woman without squirting cum out of your two inch dick and having to go to a different store there is no hope for you in this world.

>> No.14001351

>>14000983
I had this problem before. Went to a restaurant with a coworker at least once a week. Chubby eastern chick starts telling about her private life and passion for writing. The worst thing was showing interest in what she was telling (you don’t want to appear rude for no reason). After I realized the mistake I showed vague interest, gave short answers. It worked but it still was awkward af. Luckily she quit the job and we could go eat at our favorite place again with no annoying people distracting us.

If you’re not out for dating/sex, don’t go into it. Be friendly but keep your answers brief and stay distant. Good luck anon!

>> No.14001367

>LOOK AT ME ANONS GIRLS FLIRT WITH ME AND I DON'T EVEN WANT THEM TO
>PLEASE GIVE ME ADVICE FOR THIS SERIOUS PROBLEM I PROMISE I AM NOT JUST POSTING FOR VALIDATION

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14001369

To all the pathetic "men" itt

>> No.14001371

>>14000852
The most obviously signal this is fake is that no one would flirt with someone who’s eating fucking daily buns

>> No.14001384

>>14001037
‘THe bakery is burned,’ shitty ass excuse dude, you haven’t been to the bakery in two fucking Weeks

>> No.14001425

>>14001201
lmao ur so fkn autistic

>> No.14001589

Yes op women ruin everything we know this.

Now tell us more about these buns

>> No.14001679
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14001679

>>14001589
theyre fucking delicious dood. she would even put aside some for me in case other customers were buying them up. goddamn I love that bakery. before the roastie they had a fat chick and we never had a problem conducting business.

>> No.14001725

Its discounted sex dude. Discounted sex! Fuck her Stacy hole as many times as you want for a cheapie olive garden meal every now and then and you will save thousands not buying a prostitute. This is why your never going to make it, buy the bottom sell the top.

>> No.14001835

This is why the West is doomed:
1. man-baby afraid of females, sex, relationships
2. man-baby afraid of what a female thinks
3. man-baby's life is filled with autistic nothingness of no value
4. man-baby's mind is consumed by #3
5. man-baby shitposts in butthole of internet as his form of socialization
6. man-baby cries out in pain as he destroys the world around him
7. man-baby

>> No.14001859

>>14001679
Pretzel buns are tasty. Definitely don’t talk to her bc you’re likely terrible at talking(I can relate).

>> No.14001860

>>14001679
>she would even put aside some for me in case other customers were buying them up
lmao
Imagine going above and beyond to be the perfect retail employee and this is how your customer reacts. Never ever work retail

>> No.14001863

>>14001679
>doubling down on the false perception of a problem
dude kys you fucking subhuman

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14001871

>>14001835
>6. man-baby cries out in pain as he destroys the world around him

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>>14000852
>tfw KHV
>don't even have the option of deciding to ask a girl out or not and this absolute homo is squandering it

>> No.14002026

>>14001860
dude shes being unprofessional by acting all flirty and exposing her voloptuous cleavage. thats not really going above and beyond.

>> No.14002050

>>14002021
Have sex.

>> No.14002067

>>14002026
If a qt girl went out of her way to remember me and reserve an item for me, I'd fuck her once or twice just for that alone

>> No.14002086

Don’t worry about what women think of you and have the sack to walk your own path in life. Keep your conversations short and she’ll get curious and flirt harder if she’s interested and eventually get bored and move on.

I used to think like you as a direct consequence of abusing copious amounts of internet pornography and fucking my hand all day. If you’re doing this, knock it off!

>> No.14002176

>>14000852
Just kys fag

>> No.14002201

>>14000852
>be me, bizposter
>see post about roasties
>man I hate roasties, dis gun b good
>expecting good greentext
>halfway through realize it's just some dumb fucking autist ranting about nothing
>report his post for illegal content
>leave the thread and never return

>> No.14002218

Pretty sure OP is just larping fantasies of the life he wishes he had, but doesn't, which in turn dumps on you.

He then buys triggerings low, to sell them higher.

>> No.14002666

get laid faggot

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14002811

You see, what you need to do OPie, assuming you're both huwhyte, is put
>BUNZ in OVENZ
s/o GE de la château

>> No.14002952

The chad muslim hairy black man would impregnate her, even if she slightly resisted. Whereas the virgin autist american hides because he wants to be in the corner with his internet magic money.

No wonder the west is doomed unless link hits $1000 EOY. Do your duty, invest in chainlink.

>> No.14002989

What a pathetic attempt at humblebragging

>> No.14003005

How fucking fat are you that you have to get sugar buns every fucking day

>> No.14003356

just tell her about the jews