/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13983758
not bad zoom zoom.
save money, buy crypto.

>>13983758
Larp/10

imagine we've come to a time where being a non-virgin is something you brag about anonymously

clown world ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>be me
>39 yrs old
>7.5k in crypto
>165k in debt
>just got fired
>virgin

>>13983758
ur not fooling anybody

h a v e s e x

>>13983802
lol u wish I was larping boomer

>>13983950
how do u have 70k at 21 while going to college? Early adopter or trust fund baby or leveraged etf buyer?

>>13984067
graduated college this year, bought crypto in early 2017 with 5k loan from dad. got my portfolio up to almost 200k during bullrun but I was greedy af and didn't cash out that much.

>>13983758
hey somebody has to pay for boomers healthcare and israels military. might as well be you.

>>13983758
>25
>2.2k in bank
>5k in crypto
>20k year job
>hand-held less, kiss less, eye contact less, talk to less, smile less, touch less, mention less virgin.
Yeah I'm ok.

>>13983758
description 9/10
style 1/10

>>13984143
have you paid back to ur father

>>13983758

50k/yr job?

Avg household income is 72k now dumb dumb.

65k in crypto?

Wtf you gonna be rich in 2021.

>>13983758
turbo normie.

>26
>recently unemployed
>250k crypto

>>13983812

At 21 too lel

>>13983758
>31 yrs old
>1.2k € in my drawer
>1.5k usd in crypto
>No job
>Third world
>Micro dick virgin
At least I'm white

>>13983758
>Be me

>18 Y/O

>3.5K in Bank

>3K in cash

>70$ in crypto (FTM)

>Never had a job before, just graduated HS so I'm currently NEETing in my parents house.

>Virgin, never been in a relationship. I've been hit on by women, but I'm socially autistic and always screw everything up

Will I make it frens?

>>13984297
Only if you go out and talk to girls.

be me
25 years
medical doctor
had 50 btc in crypto lost it all on bitmex
1k in bank
fucked alot of girls but that shit doesn't matter when u have no money.
be me , lose it all on shitmex

>>13984326
:( R.I.P. me

>>13983758
>26
>making 83k a year
>150k in bank
>30k in crypto it was way more (Bought ETH high for an ICO i didn't get in)
>30k in other assets
>not a virgin
>didn't have sex for a few months

No one can rate your life but yourself. I have no way of knowing how happy or fulfilled you are

>>13983758
i wont rate your life but i'll rate your larp 1/10

>>13983758
22 years old
-700 in the bank
1.5k in crypto
still a virgin

>>13983758
6/10

you did what you were supposed to. you don't have any experiences. you're not rich, you're not poor. you're a square.

>>13983821
damn bro why not end it already?

>>13983821
based

>22
>5k in bank
>500$ in crypto
>49k in debt
>Quitting my 40k job to go back on a scholarship for my masters
>Not a virgin lmao

19
$230k in the bank
$100k Crypto
$1.2m real estate

Comfy NEET

>>13986917
How anon?

>25
>22k cash
>9k 401k
>6k crypto
>19k student loan debt

Will I make it :D

33
148k/yr
600k house (150k equity)
280k stocks
5k crypto
Wife and 2 kids (mine b4 cuck)

>>13983758
>be me
>36yrs old
>$9K in emergency savings
>$400K in stock market
>$70K in home equity
>714 XRP coins in crypto
>decent job
>not a virgin

considering getting a CoinMine One for getting ETH and staking Bitcoin LN. Anyone else retarded with technology thinking about getting one?

>24 yo
>25k in bank
>25k in crypto
>20k in boomer stocks / retirement
>60k salary
>virgin, but I got a handjob once from my highschool gf (qt catholic)
Comfy in some ways, but dont feel fullfilled

>>13987141
You can build a better rig for 1/5 the price of the coinmine one, even with new parts - lots of guides out there now, unless you're a literal retard

Dogshit fees on lightning channels (even if you're popular), you'd be doing it for the tech - not for income

20
Studying Computer science
15k euro in bank
1k euro in crypto
not a virgin

>>13983821
10/10 best life

>>13987243
This is exactly me. Except I got a pity fuck from a slut once but never had a gf.

>>13983758
>feels the need to be rated bu anons
loser

18
-180 USD in bank
0 in crypto cause its a con
no retirement plan cause 18
no salary
virgin

>26 y/o wagecuck at a big 4 tech firm. only straight white male as far as the eyes can see.
~$90k a year + coziest benefits
$5k crypto
$10k vested stock, $40k unvested, no other stock market investments (saving for orange man recession, am I retarded?)
no real estate, rent in a pricy city (am i retarded?)
actually get laid due to decent looks + “sexy” job/company.

not a LARP btw

this board is such a refreshing break from the overbearing sjw culture + face + fake behavior I have to put on daily as a white male in big tech. bless your souls friends.

also, it’s crazy that roasties will choose to clout chase me over my friends in SaaS sales or PE who make a SHITTON more than myself. shows kinda how fucked their perception of status is. they just want to have sex with an idea jahfeel.

>>13987474
>not a LARP
i'll take your word on that. 6/10 could be better.

>>13983758

Starting you at 0 points:

>poting on 4chan -1 pt
>7.5k in bank at 21 2 pts
>cryptofagging 2 points for amount but dock 1 for bragging about it
>50k/y job 2 pts; will be 2 more if you can get 100k later in life
>putting value in whether or not you're a virgin -5pts

-1/10, get off of 4chan and live life like the normalfag you're destined to become

>>13987307
We only dated for like 3 months the summer before college. then everyone I met in college I compared to her. Stupid brain robbed me of 4 years of potential connections lmao, now that I'm in a strange city with no friend group I regret being a backwards thinking emo in college. Sorry for the blog

>>13987432
Age is no excuse.

>>13987474
I mean the longer you're here the more you will detest the people around you and the gerneral SJW culture.
It'll only be a matter of time before a slip of the tongue gets you fired.
Leave this place and set rigid limits on how much you can visit or prepare to go down the rabbit hole my fren.

>>13987474
nice LARP
some advice: have sex

>>13987852
True

>>13983758
Decent. Keep going.

>>13987880

I’ll be alright, Just a casual oldfag who occasionally just browses biz fit and sp. I know what you mean though, browsing back in hs/college definitely caused some slip ups like you mentioned. It’s not like I’m going to suddenly burst and call all of my coworkers niggers lmao.

This board is my only escape from IRL. The only place where it’s safe to express and discuss taboo shit that I’d get reamed for even by my non cucked coworkers (i.e. female managers can’t manage)

I can play their game. I hate it, but I’ll play it. Shit is too fucking cozy.

>be me
>21 years old
>2.5k in the bank
>30k in consumer unsecured debt
>110k/yr job
>not a virgin but gf broke up with me recently

How am I doing /biz/?

>>13988466
If you make so much a year, how do you have 30k debt?

>>13988466
You gotta have more in the bank than that bro. 110k and living paycheck to paycheck. You’re spending wrong somewhere.

>>13988484

I was spending beyond my means on a salary of 40k 1-2 years ago - not proud of it but this is the situation.

>>13988508

This may be true, but I also live in a very high cost of living city, not sure if I'm spending wrong or earning too little.

>>13984294
>at least I'm white

I'd much rather have a big dick, brains and money than be white, loser.

>>13988508

cont.

Doesn't help to have relatively wealthy parents who bail me out if I spend too much a month too though (although they are growing sick and tired of it).. really should improve my financial discipline.

>>13988533
I make 113k and live in nyc. I can save 4K a month if I’m a tightwad. 2-3k as a loose spender. You’re doing something wrong.

>>13988583

At 113k a year that's roughly 6k after tax. What exactly do you spend money on if you can save 4k a month? Rent and an enjoyable lifestyle can't be cheap in NYC, or maybe I'm delusional.

>>13988466
What do you do?
How the hell does a 21 years old get a job that makes 110k?

>>13988314
>call all of my coworkers niggers
The actual dream

>>13988759

I'm a self-taught software engineer, started professional work at 18.

If only I could see proof of all this larp.
> be me make 130k engineering firm
> 24 years old
> live at parents
> repair my own car, 200k mile 2000 honda accord
> super fucking frugal, have 167k in the bank
>waiting to buy land and property soon
>not virgin if you consider my hand

>>13988681
>>13988583
I live in Manhattan and make 120 K/year. I have a 401 K where I automatically save 1.3 k a month. On top of that I might save 1 K. But the rest I spend because that's what life's about. I enjoy life.

>19 yo
>13k in bank
>live at mummies
>52k a year as a welding apprentice
Where should I put my cash flow?