/biz/ - Business & Finance

9 rate hikes in an economy where trillions of QE didn't manage to produce iota of growth.

Jews

IRA MAX THEM OUT

VTSAX

shorting LCI and GALT for the 21st
fuck you all!

WTF POWELL WAS THE GOOD GUY ALL ALONG

how autistic of an idea is it for me to just load up on QQQ or TQQQ puts as a csfag as a hedge on my career prospects?

fuck I hate kohls

>he didn't buy LGCY

I want off Mr. Bobo's wild ride!!!!

>>13984095
Always a good idea. Remember buy high, sell low.

Today is just one of those days. A shame I can‘t time the market.

>>13984071
>tfw shorting the bottom
GL. Ror!

Scooped up a bunch of $IDN on this dip, praying to the market gods normal operations resume and I can come out good on the swing

>fed cuts rates
>still crashing
>cuts rates again
>still crashing
>the fed runs out of cuts because interest rates are so low
>the government and PPT can't save the market
>SPY to $50
OH YESSSS

i don't get the point of dividends. they get you like 0.9 each

Remember to make an even weighted portfolio of KSS, BWL.a, and CPB

>>13984134
> Yields hit 6%+
> Half of stock market is simply gone
Doom porn.

There will be NIRP and something resembling MMT.

For best results. FILTER ALL TRIPFAGS

>>13984134
Thank Yellen and orange man.

>>13984119
it's autistic and i'm afraid of the bubble bursting given recent news
the money i make at my wagie job far outweighs how much i'm willing to put in puts

>>13984095
tech is going to succeed with or without you, you'd be better off buying QQQ and sitting on it forever.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

DJIA at 40K by end of 2025

>Elon musk is proping up TSLA on margin from IB
>TSLA falls another 10%
>Elon gets liquidated
>TSLA falls to $10 just has the big banks predicted
>Elon kills himself
>SMG buys Space-X and we go to mars for luxury gay space communism
OH YESSSS

>>13984134
They drop to negative rates and charge you for leaving your money in the bank.

I think it's about time for a new and improved Fed chairman.

>>13984181

>>13984179
There was and there will be intrabank NIRP for sure. And the new thing, they were devoloping recently. Somethign resembling QE but not quite. I think it was exchanging treasuries of reserves and vice versa.

>>13984174
THEY GIVE YOU FUCKING NOTHING FOR A VERY EXPENSIVE BUY

WHY DO PEOPLE BUY THEM

>DB stock falls to $4.20
>funding secured
>completely falls apart
>tanks the euro banking system
>causes a market fall all over the world
>the market is already one big red candle
>The germans ruin europe for the third time in the last 100 years
OH YESSSS

>American corporations have been taking on insane amounts of debt for stock buy backs, dividend raises and CEO bonuses because of free money on cheap interest rates
>all of their debt comes due in 2020 and 2021
>can't take out more to pay off the previous debt because >>13984157 corporate bond rates are 10%
>default on debt
>bernie sanders has been elected president after Donald Trump gets caught fucking shota in the oval office
>bernie takes the corporate debt default to default on America's debt and all student loan debt
>prints infinite money
>Christ comes back and burns the earth, rendering all earthly wealth useless
OH YESSSS

LCI is green.

>PROTIP

The Pump

>>13984221
ahahahah good fucking lord

>>13984197
because I invest for the compounding interest over time (decades). I earned $20+K in passive income last year, I should get around $22K this year. The more it compounds the more I get in the future.

Plus divvy aristocrats have outpaced the S&P 500 over the long run.

GOOS BOTTOMED

ALL ABOARD THE SUMMER NORTHERN MIGRATION

>>13984221
what a joke

>>13984255
No
But it is almost the right time of the year to buy coats and winter clothes for 50% off

I’m done buying clothes, it’s lame

>>13984221

>>13984179
so what? my entire life savings are on my CS brokerage account. All dividends btw, I even made a RH account 2 months and have shitty volatile dividends for the lulz that generates a few bucks for me. I literally dont need to keep money in a bank (except to cash out and use the money to live ofcourse) anyways im gonna go jerk off to my favorite cam model and pretend she's my girlfriend.

>>13984255
Sorry we dont sell Goose at Kohls

>>13984221
catch me innawoods, this shit about to blow up

Please keep limbs inside the car at all times. Thank you. Remember to scream if you want to go faster.

>>13984261
Kek'd. Well at least Justin invited people that can actually speak english, at least that's a positive step. Buffett won't give two shits, but still.

can we just retest 2800 again already -_-;
2730 rejected 3 times who even wants go back there

>market bought SPXS on RH
AAAAAHHH I forgot how hard they fuck you on market buys!!!

>limit buy on SDOW trigged
Damn. PPT kicking in?

Why SPXS differ so much from SQQQ? Both 3x inverse S&P?

Closed my SPY put position netting a sweet 20%, put it all into TLT puts to bring my cost average down. See you on the moon frens.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-tech-antitrust-exclusive/exclusive-u-s-justice-dept-considering-apple-probe-sources-idUSKCN1T42DD

Big tech about to get fucked by a big black DoJ strap-on. Been a long time coming but they finally got around to it. That makes AAPL, FB, and GOOGL in the cross-hairs.

>>13984358
2730 is lame and smelly and no fun allowed.

>>13984358
The road to 3000 starts today

>>13984367
I market bought LGCY already up 63%.

Bears are gonna get bulled.

>>13984373
Hope all the FUCKBLUMPF'ing was fucking worth it.

These threads are trash

>>13984403
I have never seen a more depressing fatalistic yes man than Barr. It is as if he only exists to be a sock puppet for another more powerful man.

>>13984371
Why would you go short TLT when everything is blowing up?

>>13984404
>go on /biz/
>catalog filled to the brim with meme coins
>have 1 thread dedicated to the stock market
but that 1 thread is the trash thread right anon? big yikes..

>>13984404
No one's thesis is working out. We are all here waiting and being dabbed on by crabs.

>>13984432
because we're getting dead cat between now and wednesday's close then we're going to go back down again.

>>13984404
What's more disappointing is that you expect anything but when visiting four channel dot org

>>13984440
you crabs are the worst, please go away

>>13984462
who has those gnarly crab butchering webms? I forgot to save them

>>13984404
Yur mum is trash

Oh LGCY is coming back to Earth. Looks like they forgot something and had to turn around half way to the moon.

OH NO NO NO NO
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

>>13984071
cool

>>13984544
I told you it wouldn't go up forever

GAMBARE FRENS
I am le suicide now

>>13984403
Is this real?
Kek what an edgy fucking teenager

>>13984590
>>13984544
>>/biz/thread/S13418504#p13418852

>>13984544
Neat, I bought the top..

>>13984440
My thesis for equities has been and continues to be the crab, I’ve been quite vocal that anyone who goes hard directionally will end up hurting themselves

>>13984602
>>13984544
my reply

my current advice is the same thing I've been saying the whole time
stop getting emotional over short term price action and focus on the long term

>>13984635
>stop getting emotional over short term price action
HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHORT TERM PRICE ACTION TODAY? I'M SCREAMING AT MY FUCKING MONITOR

>>13984635
Stop posting bullshit self-fluff and start pumping out pink wojaks kid
No one cares
GALT in free fall
How low will she go? Under 3.50 this week? Big old fat bottom to grab?

>Stonks go up, but ALSO go down, u be careful fren!
>Better screenshod my wisdome for posderity!
what a lel

I don't want to wage slave for the rest of my life and i'm willing to gamble all in so that I can have high risk high reward outcomes. What should I throw all my money at?
>inb4 crypto
No thanks.

>>13984678
buy and hold SSO and QLD

Here we go again

>>13984654
>How low will she go? Under 3.50 this week?
Don't know or care, focused on the long term with GALT

>Big old fat bottom to grab?
yes, generally speaking GALT has historically been a steal under 4

>>13984672
You think it'd be obvious, yet none of you retards can stop freaking out for a second and realize it

>>13984373
FUCK GLUMF! FUCK WHITE PEOPLE! AND FUCK CONSERVATIVES!

>>13984678
L G C Y
G
C
Y

Quit screaming and buy UVXY calls.

>>13984678
LGCY calls.

>>13984358
trading wont be the same, even if we go back to your old system's prices

>>13984481
>I forgot to save them
well i forgot to post them again

have a deadly deadly shark

>>13984696
>>13984712
>QUICK FOMO INTO THIS SHITTY PENNY STOCK THAT WENT UP 300% TODAY

kys

>>13984653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE

>>13984727
TripCucks get the rope

Daily reminder that Gopro moved their manufacturing from China to Mexico right before the threat

Is it possible to become a millionaire when you have a kiwofarms encyclopedia dramatica page?

I'm literally autistic been abused my whole life. Also been homeless forever. Do I still have a chance?

>>13984696
>>13984712
Redpill me on the Legacy Reserves.

>>13984723
that's a nice webm

Remember to read Moby Dick

LEL I getty the euphoria when all the munney is gone :3

dis da reale freedoms!

>>13984748
>>13984748
if you have no housing costs its easier to save that money each month at least

>>13984743
this reminds me of September-December of last year
everyone freaking out and me telling them to shut up

>>13984654
Short it. What could go wrong?

>>13984792
The absolute state of 1k protfolio tripfags

Unironically kys

>>13984792

>>13984774
But than what?
I can't make business deals or have long term reputation...only thing i can think of being a tranny clown juggler

>>13984749
They've recently been approved for a massive loan after much insider trading and a path the profitability being outlined. Coupled with looming recession and increasing gas prices its gonna keep mooning.

>>13984750
based, Ahab should be your trading idol. He stands alone against God himself in his quest, traders must be just as determined

>>13984249
True this; T Babies FTW! Still on the uptick even with the latest Trump Tweet bashing CNN cause "he don't like the truth when he sees it" T telling the President to Suck it!

>>13984678
Nasty OTM USO calls for September and December
But ladder in over the next 4 weeks

>>13984220
This could seriously happen, we just load the fucking boat on debt, then Team America Out Like a Boss, full bankruptcy, the entire world gets screwed, world debt crashes because USA can literally not borrow more debt.

Everyone owes nothing on student loans, colleges get fucked because student loan program is done forever, Bernie Sanders gets a head on Mount Rushmore.

>>13984820
I work in a direct tv call center and the phones have been blowing up all day with people cancelling their service. i've never seen anything like it.

>still 7% down on KSS
>6% down on MMM
>2.5% down on MO
Dang.

>16% down on CGC
WEWLADDY

>>13984810
pikerchu

>>13984879

>>13984750
Is it anything like The Perfect Storm ( the book not the movie based on the book)

its a book thats 80% explaining fishing and the economics of fishing, and the horrors of fishing (did you know drowning to death as a child is easy and quite painless, but for adults is a slow torturous nightmare? kids bodies just shut down and accept unconsciousness, passing out. adult's bodies fight and struggle to stay conscious until death(no unconsciousness, just death))

the parts that got made into a movie are easily just a quarter of that damn book

>>13984744
Literally took a 85% profit back in early may, they can do whatever they want as long as they come back down in the near future.

I SOLD MY TVIX WAYYY TOOOO LOWWWW AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>13984904
Moby Dick is a really good book but half of it is interracial gay cuddling

NASDAQ getting blacked

>>13984904
> Is it anything like the perfect storm

lord have mercy holy fuck


just fucking read it

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Moby-Dick_(1851)_US_edition/Chapter_1

>>13984879
That and everyone cancelled HBO because of Game of Thrones, Jesus Mother of Christ, Disney will own every single thing not by 2030, try 2022.

>>13984863
It does give me a huge boner imagining the USA as a hungry Brazil tier second world country looking to get a comeback, using paltry military to still be able to conquer Canada and the UN needing to give us economic sanctions because we are that angry mean and "nasty".

>>13984882
you were supposed to do the 100% free money trade on MMM and KSS this mornings since they opened the month under the bolli
This would have reduced your cost average! Sad!
MMM still guaranteed 163 if you buy now for a quickie

>>13984919
>WAAAAAAA I SOLD TOO EARLY

everyone makes mistakes, it happens

>>13984904
Perfect Storm is great but not as good as Moby Dick in my opinion. They're pretty similar but I think there's a good case that MD is the single best work of American lit. A large portion of it is extremely in depth descriptions of whale biology and ship nomenclature (kind of like a Patrick O'Brian book), but the rest is all amazing prose and beautiful religious allegory. Just read it it's really not that long, everyone needs to

>>13984811
you can generate wealth with time and patience

buy index funds and let other companies do the work for you

buy SPY, QQQ, VTSAX, etc

>>13984937
Unfortunately that means Disney will own shit like Dark Phoenix and John Carter, along with their Pixar, StarWurs, etc.

I am starting to think I made a huge mistake loading up on the TLT puts.

>>13984942
It’s basically right where it opened right now.

Did you already flip it?

>>13984952
I recently heard that they've actually moved away from Moby Dick in Yankee schools and now use "Bartleby, the Scrivener" from Melville as material, even in literature courses. SAD!

>Galt dead
>LCI dead
>Anons Burnt
>Flock to LGCY instead
Guys cmon lmao ur gonna fucking die chasing penny shit. Do yourselves a favor: get strong holds on non-meme stonks then write covered calls. Then go get a comfy job and contribute every paycheck and you‘ll make it.

>>13984882
GOOS. They beat earnings, people sold the good news, price dropped from 48.70 down to 32.80. RSI way oversold on daily still. Reason for the freak out is goose has a fair amount of exposure to China and is also a clothing retail outfit (sector is very bearish currently).

>>13984987
Where else is money going to flow but to bonds and gold?

Where are my bond Chad's at? Woof woof

>>13985002
SPY dead cat, and chain link?

>>13984989
KSS has been flipped since it hit back the bolli

MMM is still under the bolli open, so its still free money.
The ones I bought at 160/159 will be sold at 163 then hold the rest for 170 this month

Has china done their ultimate strike against us yet? Have they done anything yet? Wasn't able to watch the markets today.

>>13984997
the real secret is that Billy Budd (and the Piazza Tales) is Melville's most interesting stuff. MD is unimpeachable though, SAD

>>13985015
Wrong, sergey is going to eat himself to death when link goes to 0. Invest in HABT.

>>13985000
>GALT dead

if you're a retard who can't focus on anything other than the short term like 99% of people here, then yes
if you have any semblance of understanding about biotech stocks (which you don't) and are focused on the long term, then no

GALT is in a better position both in terms of science and management/finances than it's ever been before

>>13984249
and how much did you pay for the total shares?

>>13984945
Not you though, fren. You’ve never made a mistake, have you?

>>13985002
The Yen, and possibly the Swiss Franc

>>13985001
Interesting. Not sure how to play clothing. But it sounds like people aren’t buying clothes, it’s why traditional clothing retailers have been getting crushed, and the outlet types like Ross and TJmax are making money.

>>13985041
You better get a McJob to average down
lmao future wagie

Imagine not buying as much SQQQ as you possibly could at the 5:00 a.m. pre-market session.

>>13985002
emerging markets, commodities, mining stocks etc..

>>13985046
I imagine US treasuries are still a strong play due to the sheer power projection of the US. Even if the economy tanks, we have the most bombs.

>>13985002
LGCY

>>13985046
I've made plenty of mistakes, bud
Only difference is I don't cry about them like you do, I just accept and try to learn from them and move on

>>13985064
>EM in a global crash
I can't believe I share a general with people like you

>>13985041
>If you‘re a retard who can‘t focus on anything but the short term
>the short term
>anything
>retard
Oh waaaaaaaaaagie

>>13985070
Based

>>13985041
This has a bit more to fall IMO - what makes you think it's due for a nice run-up long-term?

>>13984748
Pls respond

When to buy cgc?

how much would an AMZN dividend give? assuming that it stays right where it's now by the end of the year

>>13985076
Once the dollar starts crashing and oil really starts crashing, EM's are gonna enjoy a nice bull run.

>>13985107
most likely 1% starting yield with a 10-20% yearly increase

>>13985094
You need to learn a trade and earn a wage. Doesn't matter what, just generate some income. Stay away from debt. Once you've got money saved up and your life stabilized, then you can talk about other stuff like investing.

>>13985027
I actually got into Melville because of Blood Meridian, and then I worked myself from Moby Dick to KJV Bible. Was pretty nice trilogy.

>>13985007
which bond fund

>>13985079
Do you know anything about them other than a peek at their graph?

>>13985136
I already know how to invest
Thing is I can't really do much long term stuff. I can only do small business actions

>we broke the line

>>13985137
Blood Meridian is dope too, that's like the exact opposite order to read those kekkies. Still baller, good books (and the Good Book) my man

>>13985075
Then you've never made a mistake large enough to alter the course of your life.

That's very fortunate.

>>13985057
I WAS ASLEEP
I THOUGHT THERE'D BE A PULLBACK
REEEEEEEEE

>>13985104
Hard to say. Every time I think it's done falling it falls some more. Looks like the bubble may be really bursting, and all the money I have in there is now dead money.

How much did they really have riding on CBD? I was pissed when I saw they were investing in cosmetics. They may have gotten too drunk on their own hype.

>>13985021
Thanks fren
>selling my winners to DCA in MMM
ugh that's tough
I love Merck too much, and I think disney's a winner in the long run. The only other thing I can sell in my IRA is MO, and that's... I mean it just seems too damn cheap.

>>13985134
so it gives X
the next year X *1.10? why?

JUST

>>13985046
people buy clothes, but they dont waste money to get clothes for a brand name as soon as it comes out anymore

>live in michigan
>spring weather is spotty, had 40F weather multiple days, as recently as last week
>spring clothes are already out of department stores into burlington and TJmax, to make room for summer clothes
>spring clothes that are now 1/3 the price they were last month, and spring includes shorts and t-shirts, things no one in my state would be wearing often before now anyways
>clothing companies, and department stores dont get any profit from these purchases

short high end clothing brands, long cheap shit that doesnt get resold for half price because its already cheaper than dirt

>>13985089
clinical stage biotechs like GALT operate differently than most of the stock market
they operate at a loss and arguably have no inherent value during the development of their drug(s), but what makes them worthwhile is the potential future value of their intellectual property (drugs)
GALT's drug is very promising scientifically (previous "failure" in phase 2 trial was the result of numerous mistakes in trial design, and it still showed promising results in subgroup analysis, as evidenced by the fact that the FDA let them move onto phase 3 in NASH, and they've also shown good results in IO in combination with Keytruda)
independent research implicates galectin-3 in a wide variety of diseases (NASH, cancer, Alzheimer's, and endometriosis to name a few)
GALT's drug is by far the most advanced galectin-3 inhibitor being made currently, and has very little competition in this area (none are currently on the market, the few companies making other galectin-3 inhibitors are small and very early stage) and has the potential to address a wide variety of unmet medical needs
the company also has financial backing from its CoB (billionaire conservative megadonor Richard Uihlein)

near term catalysts are finalized phase 3 NASH trial design, expansion of cancer trial, and whatever the results of Back Bay (strategic advising company GALT has had on its payroll for a year now)'s negotiations are

i closed my puts too soon man, fuuuuuck

>>13985150
EDV

long nbev

LGCY is going to $5

Buy now or regret

who here buying cheapsies

>>13985208
Thats just the typical starting divs from big companies enetering the div world. a 1% with decent growth like 10% saves money and looks good on the balance sheet

>>13985193
I wouldnt sell merk, I think its Dog of the Dow and DOGS always outperforms the index

>>13985256
Cheap bonds? Absolutely.

>>13985241
Great Jebus.

>>13985232
>>13985089
it's not risk free, but nothing really is
I acknowledge that nothing is certain and accept the possibility that things may not go my way

>>13985261
oh so the company chooses to give more divs?
can you elaborate a bit?

>>13985241
I'm a grey asexual, sometimes I like to fuck; sometimes I'm too tired or haven't taken a shower or have a headache. I'm glad they thought about people like me
On a serious note I fucking HATE the LGBT and adjacent flags. The only LGBT symbol I like and think is cool is the pink triangle. I dream of a day when all LGBT people wear pink triangles in public.

This close won't be pretty

>>13985283
that's not a sexuality.

That's like saying sometimes you don't want to eat, so you need to identify with a special diet.

Very few people want to fuck all the time. They are called teenagers

Facebook -8%

AHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHahASH
*Breath in*


AAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHahAHghaahh

>>13985221
Thas what I'm saying
Where's gramfy, he only clothing invester I seen around here

Just bought some 4 dollar GALT calls ending 6/23

>>13985279
its dividend growth... Most companies increase their dividend 3-10% per year to combat inflation and create buy interest/ floors on the stock price

So amazon would start with 1% then Hodlers would reap the benefits of yield on cost over a few years

>>13985318
it's the shittiest of faang clearly

>>13985261
Yeah... I kinda want more merck...
Good thing about divvies is when the stock tanks, they buy a little bit more of it through DRIP. It's like it buys the dips for you.

Thought on MO?

>>13985312
it was a joké fren

>>13985333
Nice

>>13985358
oh...
>tfw y so srs?

that advertisement has to be real though, right?

>>13985334
buy interest /floors? what's that?

>>13985353
MO is great long term but with all their fierce acquisitions of weed and juul its not expected to outperform the index short term

BTI ftw although they might take on some debt soon for weed as well. They have already been in vaping for awhile

>>13985367
The galt bounces up and down from that number so much and the calls are too cheap

>>13985283
Pink triangles are definitely better than gold stars

>>13985374
oh, it's real

>>13985389
the dividends create buy interest and a floor price for the stock.

For example, Coca Cola will never drop so low that it yields 7%. It will max out at 4% before buy interest gets too large. Great comapnies with these yields will always be better than bonds, so banks will buy them up no matter what (unless div is cut)

>>13984879
Blumpf put AT&T in his sights

>>13985399
I bought some too

>tfw $GALT gang

>>13984197
Sure, but its passive income. F at 6% annual yield. Throw 500k in there, you get 30k per year in income which you could reinvest to get more money, or use it for FU money. So long as you're getting your divvies, you will always have that income secured. Dont like your job? Leave.

>>13985410
Kekkity kek

But this is just for eurotrash drinking in the street and shit. It’s not like they aired an ad during the Super Bowl attacking men.

This wouldn’t change my opinion on bud. Which is good, because MO is an investor.

>>13985327
I'm still working on my clothing index, waiting for the crash to buy anything.
LB is absolutely terrible, VFC and COLM are the best, AEO I'm watching for the next three years to see what they to with their dividends
The whole sector will be very hurt when we hit a recession because consumers will have less purchasing power

>>13985441
>put the GALT calls in the box

>>13985429
Yes, millions of people should just stop using the only Internet/cell provider in the area. Just stop using the thing you rely on for for communication, entertainment, and business. What a fucking moron.

Despite faang selloff market barely down, super strong market

>>13985410
wtf? If queers are drinking Budweiser now I guess I have to start drinking something else like Michelob Ultra. No friend of faggots is a friend of MINE!

>currently up 1.20%

Tomorrow will be better, r..right anons?

>do i buy SPY puts or calls
Help frens, this is hard. on one side i think we're due for a green day and on the other i think the chinks are ready to fuck our shit up right before market on a green day like last week.

>>13984198
>DB
>Euro banking collapses
>world markets collapse
>implying DB matters
>implying DB matters enough to crash Europe
>implying DB and or Europe has their dirty little hands in all the markets like USA, influential enough to crash the world
Ror! Dump it.

>>13985472
Dump BUD buy TAP
When the mountains tuern blue its as Cold as the rockies as stated

>>13985498
Don't buy either

>>13985511
funny joke anon, real funny

>>13985421
what is buy interest tho?

>>13985472
>day before Pride Month tm
>debut "exotic fruit beer"
::bigthink::

what would be the best long-term investment? index funds or shares? if shares, what companies? what type?

>>13985529
I'd be more convinced if it was only 69 calories

>>13985241
Are you sure this will help us sell more burgers?

>>13984879
KYS
Y
S

>MMM just crashed below opening price
OOOF this... oooooo what dooo....
Wish I had more cash in my IRA.... maybe time to make this years contributions...
>>13985464
Neat.
>gotta wait for the crash
But... I can just load up on tech and shit when we crash. I don’t know if people will get as excited about clothes. Then again, I’m low on female frens right now.

>>13985521
its in the name

Buy interest = interest in buying. banks want to buy good stocks with decent yield growth. that makes the stock Not crash

>>13985544
Rope and nigger hanging tree seeds

>>13984174
What are your favorite divvy stocks fren?

I've got WM, MCD, AAPL, PSX, PSXP, SKM, GSK, and ABR

Went with a short term 271 SPY put. Shockingly the chinks haven't let me down yet compared to trump who has time and time again

>>13985582
NRZ
F

can anyone here help me lol
>>13984497

>>13985620
This is the clearest sign of a market top I've ever seen.

>>13985604
I forgot to mention I have GM too

>>13985472
Stella master race

>>13985620
WE

>>13985646
Isn't that shit for pregnant women?

>>13985655

>>13985573
Just as a side note VFC split off from their side brand, KTB. KTB is very gay.
KTBs only goal is to increase margins, while VFC is based growth
Certain clothing brands are dividend growth stocks which is why I like them, but there are good stocks like that such as CSCO or apple

>>13985655
>he isn't a pregnant woman

When will crude stop taking a shit?

>>13985646
Nau leesten here
Ain't nothing finer than a Shiner
Tell youuuu hwat

Any VTSAX fags here?

Life sucks when you can't make business connections with anyone. Regret lots of stuff in life
Encyclopedia dramatica is hell

JPM double top/double head and shoulders?

QUICK, what’s the bear financial etf called?!

>>13985545
Hmmm

Who owns white claw? That shit is super hot right now (by which I mean, probably a few months ago)

>>13985505
I bought about 11 shares of TAP and I'm down nearly 11%. Only reason I bought it was because I drink so much damn Coors Light. I think it will go back up and it has a decent dividend.

>>13985684
>not drinking it out of a can

SPY gets short squeezed on Wednesday, screen cap this shit.

>>13985689
Yeah due, sold 40% though
Wish I’d sold 60%

That’s all dedicated VTSAX/VTSMX/VTI money though, gonna buy back in lower.

>>13985707
Wait a minute... or is it an inverse head and shoulders/triple bottom...

Nice try, graphs.

>>13985710
yeah its pretty good. I just downed 6 cans of Coors Banquet this morning, the only problem with them is they dont grow the div

>>13985545
They actually listed it as 8.6 cumshots. Each load contains approx 8 calories, checks out.

> Apple Just Announced It’s Selling a Mac Monitor Stand for $999: BBG

lol

>>13984440
My portfolio's been doing great the past couple days.

>>13985800 (checked)
That’s a monitor stand... for 1000 dollars? They don’t put bourbon in it or nothing?

>>13985582
AAPL
ABR
DOW
NRZ

>>13985768
Plz fren, I worry about your liver.

Animay lolis can’t get drunk with you, and they won’t like you if you’re ded. Lole.

>>13985221
It's the perfect time to buy designer jackets

>>13985800
And the new Mac Pro *starts* at $6K. I bet maxed out it's close to $20K.

>>13985544

TVIX

Go long with all the marbles for more than five years.

>>13985768
Oh jeez look at the time! Time to buy more MMM?

>>13985862
That was a real turd, even worse than the stand.

What should I load up for tomo green day?

>>13985800
>>13985862
>>13985827
Why do people buy the expensive appleshit again? I'm pretty sure most corporate systems are Linux, ordered in bulk or custom built. Your average consumer sure as hell doesn't buy Mac pros. Visual artists and animation studios are few in number and know how to use hardware that isn't overpriced.

I just want to know what exactly is their market.

>>13985582
JNJ, PG, SBUX, KO, CSCO, V and AAPL are my core stocks

>>13985853
1. I am not a Lolicon
2. Pendulum said that Galt will cure liver cirrosis soon, dont you trust him?

>>13985880
If you havent already bought below 160 its mandatory you buy now

>>13985901
It just works...

Seriously

>>13985927
>Galt will cure liver cirrosis soon

GALT is targeting NASH, fren
The NA in NASH stands for non-alcoholic

>>13985953
>>13985927
NASH cirrhosis, rather, not NASH entirely
Early (too much fat in the liver) and late stage (cirrhotic) NASH are very different things

>>13985901
Rich, non-technical people

>>13985927
>>13985953
>>13985965
I'm sure that's not true. They're making liver medicine, it's gonna be like eating turmeric or lemon juice. It's good for you. We can get some and try it out when they start selling it rat, it'll probably feel good.

>>13984142
Boomers that get 5% returns every year are always super stoked about their dividends. Kek

>>13985901
same reason why I'm considering purchasing an $800 coinmine one when I could attempt to build it on my own for cheaper and better specs: I don't want to nor do I care to. I'd rather just have everything done for me so all I have to do is plug it in and download an app

>>13985927
>1. I am not a Lolicon
heh yeah OK bud
what's the oldest and heaviest chick you ever been with

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .28%, not amazing but I hit a good daytrade that kept me green on a spooky day. Fun!

GO HOME DOW YOU ARE DRUNK

>>13986046
Up 0.06% - banks saved my ass after I pulled the trigger on TWLO too early. Hoping IDN on the swing and GALT calls come good this week.

completely bonkers day
like literal war being fight

there were like 10+ insane buys followed by 10+ insane sells
me scared now (but still long)

>>13986076
Everyone thinking the bottom's been reached, they're going to get bogged incredibly hard when China starts responding.

>>13986046
up 0.69%, but the important thing was the friends we made along the way

>>13986046

Made $3,000! Hooray for SQQQ!

>>13986089
pretty sure if such thing "china responding" am real
then they were doing heck of alot of responding today
O_O

The only reason the market is falling right now is because Donald Trump is playing 69D chess, and we're going to go to new all time highs shortly under the guidance of our glorious leader.

>>13986089

In position for the Market SQQQuish!

>>13986034
Ive actually been with a lot of ''curvy types' and I hate their bodies. Hate big boobs too

>>13986046
Up 1.5% (one point five percentile), pretty good day, also did a quick Natty gas daytrade

>>13986089
Today was all about the DoJ announcing antitrust investigations. With respect to the trade war, China is in a tougher spot than they let on. They'd love to play but dumbass keeps pulling a Lucy and removing the ball when they try and kick it, so now they have to save face which will probably fuck up the global economy even more.

>>13986137
Up 15% after today but can't decide if it's still a hold. Might take profit AH in the hopes le Tariff Man makes a statement.

Name the best Buy right now

>>13986157
>hate big boobs
What the FUCK am I reading?

>>13986213

>>13986157
sounds like anti-American lolicon talk to me

>>13986213
LGCY

>>13985927
E-easy there, we're all frens here...
Nothing wrong with a little 2D DFC

(Not ideal on 3d though, takes right body type to pull it off. Gotta be slim/fit. Little bit of booty helps too.)

I wasn't watching the clock, had to leave to p** and suddenly it's back above $160. Looks like I'll be poor forever.

>>13986112
>>13986188
ILU bearchad. Good luck asking out that foreign broad. Do it now while there's a sea of blood and you're the only guy around with a boat.

>>13986256
this, but unironically

>>13986046
Went from +7.61% to 0% lawl it‘s k tho premium decay will kick in. It always does.

>>13986225
>>13986251
pic related is the ideal girl, If you dont like that you can Smash that unfriend button
time for a long bullnap

>>13986310
pic related real idea

>>13986310
that's a drawing of a child

what is its name?

>>13986251
>jannies remove before I can download
Why is the world so cruel

>>13986310
I think you'll find pic related is ideal girl

>>13986338
Cruel, but just mr tripfag

Want buy, more SDOW, more SPXS

Maybe... TWM...
Maybe TVIX?

>>13986328
I-is she ded tho? B-bad fetish...

What's my best move tho?

How can the fed not see the inflation? You can't use CPI anymore cause the inflation is in the asset bubbles. There's no way they don't know,

>>13986368
what if I told you... they don't want to see the inflation?

new thread heheheh

>>13986384

>>13986384

>>13986384

>>13986384

>>13986398
A bit early anon

>>13986046
Up 2.16%.
... I'm still down on LCI overall tho

>>13986188

I feel it's a good short term hold. I'm going to hold it through Wednesday and then re-assess. I currently have a Trailing Stop Loss in place following a quarter behind the quote so we'll see how she flies.

>>13986264

I wub u 2, fren. Feels nice to be "Makin' It" (tm) today.

>>13986046
Did fine.

Picked up more $VRUS.

That's probably going to have a nice move within the next month or so.

Not doing too hot with $LTBR but whatever. Dogs go up, they go down. You only lose when you sell.