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I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
*clears throat*
Please, quiet down.
Yes, take your seats.
*sound of shuffling on floor*
Please sit down gentlemen. I have an announcement.

>> No.13981485

Yes?

>> No.13981491

white girls fuck dogs

>> No.13981497

*ting ting ting*
Gather around everyone. Please pay close attention. Thank you gentlemen.

>> No.13981506

*sits quietly*

>> No.13981514

*picks nose*

>> No.13981515

im all ears OP

>> No.13981522
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Sorry im late OP

>> No.13981543
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>>13981471
monitoring this thread

>> No.13981572
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>>13981497
Whats up

>> No.13981574

*taps mic* Is this thing on?

>> No.13981584

*sits patiently*

>> No.13981585

>>13981574
Naah dude you need to turn up

>> No.13981613

*turns volume up*
>Testing 123
*riiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG*

>> No.13981617

>>13981471
*Gulps down champagne* Anyone want to do shots? OP is making me antsy

>> No.13981623

>>13981613
TOO LOUD.....turn it down a notch

>> No.13981629

>>13981584
Heey anon long time no see
Do you want some coke?

>> No.13981631

>>13981613
*Drinks directly from bottle* That fucking hurts man I'm nursing a hangover

>> No.13981639

*shushes other audience members*

>> No.13981642
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13981642

inb4 Creg is le god and BSV is BitCoin

>> No.13981643
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13981643

Save a seat for me anons

>> No.13981645

>>13981617
Hell yeah!

>> No.13981648

*taps volume button too hard*
*smaller riiiiIINNGGG*
ʰᵒʷ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ nᵒʷ

>> No.13981654

*overweight couple nudges their way around a crowded dinner table and loudly takes their place*

>> No.13981656

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgjVxFcBO0c

>> No.13981659

>>13981648

TURN IT UP WE CAN'T HEAR IN THE BACK

>> No.13981668

>>13981645
Vodka and cocain? I love a good Russian Snowstorm. OP you want in?

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13981675

this gon b gud

>> No.13981678
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13981678

>eyes growing in wild anticipation

>> No.13981681

*your scam artist cousins starts cramming his face with free shrimp at the buffet*

>> No.13981682

Please turn your cellphones off ladies.

>>13981659
Janny, turn up the volume back there and get me some water. I don't pay you to slack off.

>> No.13981688

Yes, OP? What have you got to say?

>> No.13981693

>>13981654
*Knocks bottle of Jack off table* Hey.......HEY you fucking landwhales spilled my sipping whiskey

>> No.13981706
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13981706

*snaps fingers loudly*
WAITRESS! I SAY WAITRESS HERE
WHAT DOES A GENTLEMAN NEED TO DO TO GET A CARTON OF CHAMPAGNE AROUND HERE
*snap* *snap* *SNAP*

>> No.13981708

>>13981668
Fuck yes! What about an Columbian Tequila?
It hurts the best way

>> No.13981713

>>13981688
Please sit down and wait for all the gentlemen to take their seats.
*sips water*
Janny you got this water from the sink, go get me a water bottle. One more screw-up and I'm sending the mods a letter.
*glances at watch*
Just a few minutes everyone.

>> No.13981717

>>13981682
Sounds perfect now .....pls carry on with the announcement

>> No.13981722

*12 year old glued to the Nintendo 3DS sticks his tongue out, focuses extra hard while he's fighting the game boss*

>> No.13981737

>>13981713
Hold up a minute! Me and anon just have to quickly hit the bar

>> No.13981745

Imagine this is how the first /biz/ conference would look like

>> No.13981746

Sorry I'm late guys. What did I miss?

>> No.13981748

>>13981706
>>13981708
Good sir I'm sure we have some champagne around our table, might you be able to get a Janny to procure some tequila for my friend here?

>> No.13981750
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>>13981682
"You barely pay me at all"

>> No.13981751
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>>13981713
this is our finest sparkling water, I sincerely hope it will be up to your high standards, s-sir

>> No.13981754

*farts loudly and looks around nervously*

>> No.13981764

shut up everybody, he's about to say the thing

>> No.13981770

>>13981751
*sips*
*spits*
Clean it up janny. For that you lose your Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets.

>> No.13981775

>>13981471
*sits comfortably*

>> No.13981777

*eats newly discovered nose gold*

>> No.13981785

>>13981770
*high society women drinking mimosas burst out laughing at the peasant while they contemplate which 40 year old chad to fomo into*

>> No.13981793

*clears throat*
Th-
*clears throat again*
*coughs*
Hold on a moment everyone, janny forgot the tissue box again. We're gonna be late a few minutes. Sit comfortably while he cleans up the mess and brings me some actual tissues, not the sandpaper towels from the bathroom.

>> No.13981805

>>13981748
And get some strippers too
I need some tits to snort from

>> No.13981809

*quickly checks price of shitcoins on phone again*

>> No.13981826

>>13981793
Fuck these guys are paid too much......oh wait....we don't....hahahahahah *throws beer bottle at janny narrowly missing but shattering overhead raining shards of glass and beer on him* hahahahahahahahahah

>> No.13981830
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>>13981754

>> No.13981832

*boomer dad who got dragged into this motions that they should probably "hit the road" or "skedaddle" if they want to beat traffic*

>> No.13981833

*sit awkwardly at the bar eying the people around me trying to strike up a conversation*
H..h...hello there can I join you ?

>> No.13981837

Haha the atmosphere in this thread is gold. Its almost like you can sniff the different smells haha can you imagine haha

>> No.13981839
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13981839

quick Igor, we are late

>> No.13981845

>>13981833
*man in a cowboy hat slides a shot of buffalo trace down the bar towards the newcomer "hey there potna" *

>> No.13981850

>>13981833
Hey come sit with us anon
We got plenty of booze, coke and tits

>> No.13981857

Janny, this is toilet paper.
*grabs janny's shirt and blows a big wad of snot onto it*
Ah, better.
*quietly recites speech on lips a few times*
Alright everyone, please quiet down now. I am ready to make today's announcement.
*clears throat*

>> No.13981858

>>13981833
By all means, JANNY MORE BOOZE YOU LAZY FUCK

>> No.13981862

Traffic was a shitshow. What'd I miss?

>> No.13981864

*starts jerking off*

>> No.13981868

>>13981777
lol

>> No.13981871

>>13981857
HES GONNA SAY IT

>> No.13981874

Speaking loudly in an epic bread

>> No.13981885
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>>13981857
*phone rings*

>> No.13981889

POST ME IN THE SCREENCAP WHEN HE SAYS TO FUCK NAAGGGERS

>> No.13981891

>>13981471
Haha, this thread again. So funny. I love to see the exact same shit posted repeatedly ad nauseum.

>> No.13981894

>>13981874
HEY JANNIES GET ME SOME MORE OF THIS BREAD

>> No.13981907

oh fuuuuuuck

>> No.13981908

>>13981850
>>13981845
Wow...really
*stumbles over bar stool*
Hey thanks for putting up with me anons.

>> No.13981909

>>13981857
THE MAD MAN IS GOING TO DO IT

>> No.13981912

>>13981862
*Passes fine malt whiskey* sit down we are almost at the good part

>> No.13981930

>>13981908
No problem my fellow /biz/nessman

>> No.13981948
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13981948

ATTENTION.
WOULD THE OWNER OF A GREEN LAMBORGHINI PLEASE MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE FRONT DESK.
THE IRS WOULD LIKE TO TAKE OWNERSHIP OF THE KEYS
THANK YOU

>> No.13981951

>>13981885
Yah boss?

>> No.13981953

>lights Cuban blunt using flaming trezor loaded with BSV
on with it OP

>> No.13981964

*burps* "yea that was quiet the rose bowl wasnt it jim? its always a good time, man the SEC is really stacking up to be fierce this year. You still want to leave the wifes at home and go to Tuscaloosa for the opener with me? *belcchhh* ahh i wonder when this announcement is gonna happen

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13981967

OP you’re not gonna say what I think you’re going to say... s-surely

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13981969

hope I'm not too late for the speech, gentlemen

>> No.13981983
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13981983

SHHH! Everyone be quiet!

>> No.13981984
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13981984

*ahem*
I AM NOT SELLING AT $1.
I AM NOT SELLING AT $10.
I AM NOT SELLING AT $100.
I AM NOT SELLING AT $1,000.
AND I WILL NOT BE SELLING AT $10,000.
I WILL NEVER EVER LET YOU GOD DAMNED KIKES GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS ON MY LINKS.

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK KIKES
AND FUCK JANNIES!

*everyone stands up*
*crowd roars with applause*
*someone from upper balcony throws tomato at janny*
*a chain reaction starts and by the next minute, janny is crawling on the floor begging for mercy, constantly being pelted with audience's belongings*
*pull out my trusty kike kruncher*
>POW
*the janny's miserable existence is extinguished*
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!

>> No.13981986

>>13981930
Guess I will take a sip
*nips at drink...immediately starts coughing violently*
Cough...cough..it's delicious....cough.

>> No.13981995

>>13981984
Based

>> No.13981998
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>>13981984
first

>> No.13982002

>>13981984
Absolutely based and redpilled

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>>13981984
*stands up and begins applauding*

>> No.13982014

>>13981984
*does a huge line of cocaine*

>> No.13982015

>>13981984
FIFTH

>> No.13982017

*grabs the mic*
Lets give anon a hand!
Now lets party - if anyone wants to do coke ill be at tabe 9

>> No.13982022
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>>13981984

>> No.13982023

>>13981984
>1984
now THAT was a good year! great speech marine

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>>13981984

"VERY fuckign based. An inspiration to us all!"

>> No.13982038

>>13981984
*starts clapping with tears in eyes and smiling*

>> No.13982042
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>>13981984
Yes yes yes, very good sir, a toast to your continued good fortune, now sit down man.
On with the main event I say.

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>>13981984
WHAT DID YOU SAY, GOY?!

>> No.13982060

>>13981984
how is it even possible to be this based?

>> No.13982068

absolutely love this thread, most exciting thing on biz, no joke. fuck everyone who doesnt like this thread, hope your biggest bag turns out to be a scam.

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>>13981984

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>>13981984
I CONCOR
*picks Jannie up*
"You should have permabanned me when you had the chance"
*snaps neck like a twig*

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Let me just grab a drink OP! Don't start the speech without me!

OK ready.

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Damn looks like I missed the speech, looks like it was a good one though, did anyone record it?

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>>13981984
jannies! another glass of 19th century armagnac for this inconceivably BASED man

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>>13981984
absolutely based and redpilled

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>>13981984
Based and redpilled. Jannies, shitskins and kikes on suicide watch

>> No.13982366

>>13981984
redpilled

>> No.13982421

>>13981948
Kek

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>>13981984
your middleware is a scam and heading to zero. nice build up though

>> No.13982582

This is unironically the best thread on biz right now.

OP is based and linkpilled

>> No.13982631

>>13981984
>FUCK KIKES

הו, לך תזדיין, גויים

>> No.13982637
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>>13981984
Based

>> No.13982665

>>13981984
Based

>> No.13982801
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I too am antagonistic toward authority figures and minorities. I believe cryptographic tokens will one day be worth more legal tender than they currently are.

>> No.13982846

>>13981984
*claps*
Based and redpilled fren, based and redpilled.

>> No.13982950
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This thread has been brought to you by the Bulgarian Burka Bombers^TM

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>>13981984

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13983148

toasting in epic bread