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13978563 No.13978563 [Reply] [Original]

Can a company be more JUSTed?

>> No.13978568

>>13978563
I bought at 12 EUR thought I was buying the dip. no stop-loss I am so fucking justed

>> No.13978574

They'll just recoup all those billions in fines they paid.

>> No.13978575

>>13978563
Man I thought charts like this only existed in altcoins.

Imagine being a 10 year bagholder of that shit

>> No.13978576

>>13978568
Deutschebank will literally cease existing soon. Sorry anon.

>> No.13978592

>>13978563
I have 15k Euro on my account there.
I better take my money and run

>> No.13978602

>>13978592
Close your account and print out this graph just in case they ask you why you want to leave.

>> No.13978604

>>13978592
That's not how it works. Your funds are insured below €100k.

>> No.13978607

Don't worry, Hans will gladly pay up for it. I'm sure the German families will be so kind to help out the bank, we can't have these suits losing money!

>> No.13978616

>>13978604
>banks start imploding
>your money is insured
are you retarded? no one is gonna pay you a fucking cent in case banks start going down.

>> No.13978630

Been in the making for years

>> No.13978632

>>13978563
KEK

>> No.13978640

>>13978602
>print out this graph just in case they ask you why you want to leave
Based
Kek

>> No.13978643

>>13978616
It's insured by the issuer of your own god damn currency, you retard. It's the LAW.

>> No.13978648

>>13978604
Anon... I..

>> No.13978663

Imagine buying 92

>> No.13978670
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13978670

>>13978563

Yes

>tfw you work for the company

>> No.13978686

>>13978604
(((((((((((((((bail in)))))))))))))))))))

>> No.13978691

>>13978563
>>13978670
Fucking newfags, noone remembers DRYS

>> No.13978701

>>13978604
>the goberment will protect me

>> No.13978726

>>13978563
You could be like SNTVT and give away almost all your ((shares)) tokens to the public.

Have you heard of the Lindy Effect anon?

SNTVT will stay alive.

>> No.13978784

>>13978563
exitscam ahead

>> No.13978878

For all those not so german anons.
There was already some "talk" with the federal ministry of finance to "merge" Commerzbank and Deutsche Bank but this idea is off the table now.

Deutsche will become public and they will use lefty "private company bad" rhetoric to justify it.

>> No.13978903

>>13978563
don't worry. the germans are good goys and will bail them out again.

>> No.13978931

>>13978643
Ask the Greeks how did that work out in practice.
Years of capital controls and ridiculous daily cash withdrawal limits.

>> No.13978936

>>13978878
Deutsche is already public?

>> No.13978943

>>13978576
So if I short now, will I have infinite profit?

>> No.13978947

>>13978563
Is biz a company?

>> No.13978970

>>13978947
JUST is in biz nature, so no.

>> No.13979190

>>13978563
>this is a JUSTing
Check out the 5 year chart for DRYS
this shit happens all the time

>> No.13979347

>NEWS: BTC collapses to 3k, BTC it's not a currency, BTC is tulip mania.

>Douchebank goes bankrupt

*insert pikachu surprised look*

>> No.13979384

>>13978563
Money gets defrauded and then the bank gets bailed out

That's such a great scheme: politicians and bankers involved get rich, while taxpayers fund their well-being

>> No.13979444

>>13978943
Buy high, sell low

>> No.13979484

Man after holding crypto for the last year I can't imagine how someone would feel holding this shit for the past decade.

>> No.13979529

>>13979484
>I can't
*I can

>> No.13979802

boomer charts have a fundamentally different shape to crypto ones, you can tell instantly that it isn't crypto.

>> No.13979833

>>13978643
As if they'll pay out the "insured" funds instantly. Get ready for haircuts and withdrawal limits.

>> No.13979837

>>13978663
or bitcoin at 20k lol

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>>13978563
I feel like we (yuropoors) are about to get justed hard

>> No.13980030

>>13978602
Kek'd

>> No.13980166

>>13979833
Getting paid isnt the issue you should be worried about if banks default. Governments can just print more fiat money. What you should be worried about is the actual value of that money after you get it - it'll probably be near 0

>> No.13980203

>>13978643
Stop with this MEME! Bank insurance is BS!
>MUH ITS THE LAW
why don't you take a look at the amount in the fund dumbass! these funds were NEVER set up for to big to fail!

Let me briefly explain bankin to ya
Those funds in 'your' bank account aren't yours! its the banks!

>> No.13980255

>>13978604
Jeez, buying up the all govn’t bullshit here anon. Go read any countries deposit insurance policy and you will know it doesn’t specify minimum date for indemnity payout.

Imagine they keep your funds indefinitely...

>> No.13980343

>>13978943
no one would buy your contracts so you'd still be just

>> No.13980383

>>13978563
Don't worry the mainnet is coming soon

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>>13978686

>> No.13980771

>>13978563
reminder that everything is about to go crushing down by 2020
you better have a stockpile of beans and ammo