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here pen gibs me mmoney

>>13974393
Sirs, only 0.99$
1000 only 0.96$ each

>>13974393
If you put it in your poopoo PP grows x100.

>>13974393
You have to buy this pen or you go to jail, it's the law. You have a social contract.

this pen is the pen ur mother used to write her final letter, buy it from me for $400

If you stick it in your ass, you get bitcoin deposited into your bank account

>>13974393
may i please see that pen? thank you. here, have this piece of paper. will you write your name on that piece of paper? oh, you don't have a pen? let me tell you what good sir, i'll sell the one that i'm holding to you.

>>13974393
Let me see that pen? oh nice. Tell you what, write your name on that napkin and i'll pay you 2 dollars for it. Oh don't have a pen? I'll sell you this one for a dollar.

>>13974393
Buy DGB, take sharpies deep

>>13974448
>>13974471
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>>13974393
Attention everyone. Sergey here. I will be accepting professional ink drawings to gather ideas for our new marketing campaign. Should be good.

>>13974393
Everyday people sign contracts for thousands anon. Every single day. And you have just as much talent as they do. You know what, you remind me of myself before I found confidence. I want you to make it man. I want everyone to make it, but people are just too scared to take the risk.

I tell you what, you buy this pen from me anon, and you fucking promise me that when I send my contacts over here tomorrow, you WILL sign that contract. No making excuses, no thinking about it. You are going to see dollar signs and you are going to sign. Here give me five dollars, take the fucking pen, and promise me you are going to sign that contract.

Do you promise anon? I know you can do it, DO YOU?

buy halflife

>>13974393
Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now

>>13974393
If you buy this pen for 1 dollar I can sell it for 2$ or more. I'm the salesman you're the funding.

>>13974393

The pen is the key to oracles. With a pen, you have the power to sign anything you can think of.

>>13974393
Is a very nice pen. I dont believe you can afford this pen. Let me put it away. Here is our entry level model.

>>13974393
fuck off with your boomer HR interview questions.

>>steals pen
What pen?

Hey anon good afternoon it’s bob with 4chan how your day going so far? Great we’ll I don’t mean to interrogate you but are you in the market for a pen?

>>13974967
Haha

>>13974393
We don't sell pens. We sell [ ].

>>13974393
If you have this pen, you will definitely get a gf.

>>13974393
Buy this pen or your mother will die while you sleep.

>>13974393
that pen was used to sign Ron Paul's mortgage

This pen feels good in your poo poo hole

>>13974393

I prepared for this question by hoarding all the pens in your supply closet. I now own every pen in this office and your business would be crippled without pens. You can buy pens from me for $100 each. Here's my card. Give me a call next time a hurricane comes around and you need water or a generator.

>>13974393
If you have a pen you can
>timestamp
>put it in your asshole
>collect donations in bitcoin

If you buy it and put it up your ass I'll give you 0.1 BTC. Deal?

>>13974393
this pen is usually $20 USD but we are selling it for $19.99, plus tip.

We also do installment payments so you can worry about paying back the debt later!

>>13974393
have you ever shoved a pen up your ass? i will sell you this one for $1 and you can learn how good it feels to shove a pen up your ass. thank you.

>>13974393
What right now?
I'm in the middle of eating this burger

>>13974393

Not ever selling my pen!!! Nice try

>>13974957

>>13974393
Nice try Leonardo

Give me a dollar for this pen or I'll kill you faggot