/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13964179
I don't own link but I do know this anon who does let me introduce him

>>13964179
I tell him that my phone contains the private keys

>>13964179
I hand him my empty phone then he run away and I should be able to track him back kek

I give him 1 (one) link. That's enough for him to leave satisfied but without hurting me. Them I offer a 3 link reward and put a hit on him.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave .00000001 link to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my link wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my link) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my link wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 link to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 link to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside

>>13964179
not fkin selling

I teleport behind and rape him, promising to spare his life (I took the knife) if he squeals "$1k eoy" as I rape and mock him for being a link soiboy

>>13964179
Ask him about the selfie stick in his left hand :^)

>>13964179
>Don't threaten me with a good time

>>13964179
Guess I'm gonna spread dem cheeks.

>>13964193
have sex