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>tfw finally got into crypto in may
>tfw trying to learn everything that happened since 2013
>tfw trying to figure out smart investments
my brain hurts and i haven't slept well because all i dream about is trading how do you do it marines

>> No.13961896

>>13961879
relax and go into BSV, the real bitcoin.
Make great gains soon, and then killer ones in 2020.
Thank me later.

>> No.13961910

>>13961879
take a small portion of your income and dca into something you personally like, btc, eth etc

>> No.13961911

>>13961879
If you figure it out help a fellow newfag brainlet.

>> No.13961915

buy something you fucking believe in and hodl

>> No.13961925

>>13961879
Protip: don't buy Link it's a scam

>> No.13961943

If I was new, I'd be buying BTC/ETH and learning the basics of both coins. All the ERC20 scams you get into will rely on you knowing a bit about how to send/store them in your ETH address, and gas fees, etc.

>> No.13961955

And a ton of coins are just bitcoin copys, so if you will get the gist of how most coins operate but digging into all the extra stupid stuff people pile on coins instead of just using them as crypto currency.

>> No.13962463
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13962463

>>13961879
Shit post, trade, shill post, trade
jack off, trade, clean up, trade
Pass out, trade, wake up, trade
Gaming, trade, gaming, trade

Now I done grew up round some people living their life full throttle
Boomer daddy held that golden kodak right down to the bottom
Some people like the way it feels
Some people wanna kill their sorrows
Some people wanna buy a qt asian girl that was my problem
I was in the dark room vapor tunes, looking to make a vow soon
That I'mma buy alt coins , fillin' up my bag I see the price move
Changing by the minute and the fashwaves on repeat
Bought a dip, then another dip, then based poster says to me


brainlet why you split your stack between 8 or 9 coins?
I'mma show you how to wet these ladies loins
First you get a fat wallet full of linkies, then you dump it
fat wallet full of linkies, then you dump it
I post a few shill threads, then I watch 'em all flock
All the frens wanna make big bucks
I got a fat wallet full of linkies, and they buy it
fat wallet full of Linkies and imma dump it

>> No.13962475

>>13961925
I only like doge

>> No.13962476
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13962476

>>13962463
And that's how its done kid.

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13962536

>>13962463
hahaha, niiiiice

>> No.13962564

>>13961879
Nothing keeps.me.going I'm going to try to kill myself again

>> No.13962581

thank you for the advice anons
>>13962463
you aight white boi

>> No.13963149

unironically forget about it all and go do something constructive with your life
trading is stressful for noobs, but the real struggle comes when market experience dulls your emotions and you step outside after prolonged exclusion to feel like an outsider

>> No.13963180

>>13963149
i'm already dulled to everything and an outsider. i started a business, was successful for about a year, and then failed miserably. now i'm back to wagecucking. trading is the first time i've felt like i had something to do and be part of in a long time

>> No.13963187

>>13962463
HAHAHAHHAHA best post of all time?

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13963227

Going all into LINK with everything you have and waiting for the big announcement is the equivalent to fully maxing out your stats, weapons and armor, then having to grind more health potions as possible because the game's broken and lets you have unlimited potions

Irl its up to 350,000,000 potions you can have ;)

>> No.13963284

Same anon. Heard about BTC back in 2015, tried to understand it and thought nvm. Briefly looked into it in 2016 only cause I wanted to sell counterfeit hype, but dropped it yet again. 2017 I didn't have money when the golden bull run started. Thought it died in 2018 and only looked crypto up on a whim last month. 20% up with BTC. I've been trying to do meaningful research, but this whole thing is a meme. Nothing is tied to intrinsic value yet. I'm looking to ride the next /biz/ pnd otherwise I'll never make it

Imagine I intended to all-in XRP HAHAHAH

>> No.13963286

>>13963180
Then you want to structure your learning to gain knowledge in three key areas:
- technical analysis:
dow theory, volume & open interest, moving averages & oscillators, reading charts (point & figure, candlesticks) and then move on to some of the more advanced concepts such as elliot wave analysis and market cycles
- fundamental analysis:
GDP equation, stock valuation, EMH, profitability gap (based on interest rates), world reserve currency, world politics and more
- trading discipline:
spreadsheets, psychology, self-reflective studies, having valid reasons to enter and exit a trade, defined stop loss and take profit, consistent strategy

that should be enough information to get you started opie all you need to do is research and study

>> No.13963301

>>13963286
thank you very much anon that's incredibly helpful

>> No.13963311

A. Don't trade, it's a suckers game
B. Don't trade, it's a suckers game
C. Accumulate, dollar averaging
D. Ride the long term wave, either up or down

>> No.13963961

>>13961879
You need to start from fundamentals. What is a blockchain? 99% of people here couldn't even answer that right.

>> No.13963969

>>13963961
tfw in the 1% of non-brainlets

>> No.13964168

>>13961879
>all i dream about is trading
fucking same, we gonna make it fren.

Trade until you like your portfolio, then sit on it till 2020 or so. Don't try collecting dimes by selling and re-buying, the risk of losses are too great, just HODL

2/3 my holdings I expect to increase most substantially
1/3 to increase most rapidly

>> No.13964191

>>13961879
Check out Skycoin, BSV is a scam (can make money from scams tho)

>> No.13964211

>>13963311
>D. Ride the long term wave, either up or down

This is how you make money OP. Just open a 2 or 3 times leveraged long on bitmex so you dont get liquidated but can still get a good ROI and watch your cash roll in.

>> No.13964217

>>13962463
absolutel basaderino

>> No.13964288

>>13961879
There are no fundamentals. It is a shitshow, just roll with it.

BTC is always a decent bet. Shitcoins pump and dump. Don't buy old shitcoins, only new hype and make sure to sell.

Don't hold losing assets and fucking use stop-losses and discipline taking profits.

>> No.13964337

>>13961879
I've X6 my initial but in the process I've lost 6k along the way.