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Is there a worse investment than getting married?

>> No.13954421

chainlink

>> No.13954424

>>13954402
You, and almost everyone on this baord, will never be worth anywhere near enough for a divorce to matter.

>> No.13954427

Yachts

>> No.13954430

>>13954402
Prenup.

>> No.13954446

>>13954402
>>13954427
boats in general really

>> No.13954511

>>13954402
Getting married twice

>> No.13954588
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>>13954402
I'd rather die than pay alimony/split my assets. Alimony is for cuck faggots. My money and whatever I've bought with it are mine, no guberment is going to make me hand it over to a whore. I'll take jail, emigration, or death.

>> No.13954598

>>13954421
Fpbp

>> No.13954607

>>13954588
>die
>she gets all instead of half

>> No.13954610

>>13954588
You could sink all your money into BTC and "lose" the keys. Can't split what you don't have.

>> No.13954613

>>13954402
>married
>investment

>> No.13954628

NOONE GIVES A FUCK. IF YOU ALLOW SHIT LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN YOURE FULLY RESPONSIBLE.
Of course women are not mentally sane, it's your responsibility to make it work.
Anything beyond this is just wining like a little bitch.

>> No.13954629

>>13954430
even those aren't being honored in certain states. don't know about here in TX, but in commiefornia, it's literally a 50/50 on whether or not the judge will honor them.

>> No.13954641

>>13954607
She's not getting anything. Did I not make that clear enough.

>> No.13954671

He actually kept the yacht, he went to the arabic country to make a conclusion and they gave nothing to the wife. as simple as that.

>> No.13954681

>>13954641
who's going to ensure that/fight for that when you're dead?

>> No.13954731

>>13954681
Me beforehand, smartass.

>> No.13954732

>>13954402
yeah dropping 450mil on a fucking boat made to look fancier, wtf is this the 1800s this retard doesn't know how to use his money, this is why things are moving according to the timeline

>> No.13955171

what happens if you put all your assets in a trust that names you the sole beneficiary? can your ex get her claws on that as well?

>> No.13955192

>>13954732
The dude probably has so much money that 492 million is literally chump change to him

>> No.13955261

College

>> No.13955285

>>13954424
It matters a lot more when you only have one comma, retard

>> No.13955336

>>13954424
It's percentage based. Taking a 50% hit on your networth mathematically is still an insane figure to get slashed by. They drill this shit into your head in finance. You lose 50%, it's 100% to get back to break-even and 100% returns aren't easy to come by. Exposing yourself to one fell swoop of a 50% loss on your entire networth for...what gain? is utterly insane and irrational.

>> No.13955625

>>13954421
Amazing how often this is the first and most fitting response in most threads

>> No.13955770

>>13954430
all a woman has to say to make a prenup agreement null and void is the following: "i signed under duress"

those magic words have made countless gold diggers richer than most anons on this board will ever be.

>> No.13955820

>>13954588
the fastest way to lose all of your money is to convert it into crypto, (XMR) and then claim that you were hacked filing a police report and all that shit. since XMR is literally impossible for anyone to ever track down, the investigators will never be able to solve the case or even prove that you filed a false police report. more and more extremely high IQ guys going thru divorces are starting to do this than you can even imagine.

>> No.13955932

Married to a sweet Asian gal. Guess what? I won't have to worry about her divorcing me because divorce isn't a thing in Asian culture. They do not know what feminism is either. TFW living in Japan instead of rotting in the West with cancerous western culture. Basically living the high life

>> No.13955953

>>13954610
>implying you wouldn't still be accountable to pay back the half that you lost

There is literallly no shortcuts with divorce, even the richest guy on earth got fucked by it.

>> No.13955980

>>13955820
>you can convert big amount shares, real estates and fiat on bank accounts in XMR without anyone noticing it

fucking retard, you would get FUCKED easily