/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13949186
"Sure"

>>13949186
have sex, incel

>>13949186
10 bucks for delivery service, then laugh it off and never bring her anything

>>13949186

she wants the d

>>13949190
who hurt you

>>13949186
>Sure what do you want?
>How bout you text it to me here’s my number.
*get food come back*
>feel it out, if she doesn’t want to sit with you and chat than accept the money, if she doesn’t
>don’t worry about it

>>13949186
She's trying to use you for her service.
Just say no and fuck off.

>>13949186
NIGGA TOILET
NIGGA TOILET

>>13949232

>>13949186
>runs away in despair

>>13949186
yes if that's reasonable
no if it isn't

work colleague gets along with you =/= she loves me, she is the one

>>13949186
>Get her lunch
>be thoughtful and bring back a small dessert (chocolate brownie) and give her that too
>don’t make a thing of it. If she asks say everyone should eat dessert or something normie like
>don’t sit with her and don’t act like she owes you anything
>refuse the money
>go on about your day like nothing happened. Act like your forgot you even got her lunch and dessert

The above is a demonstration of a man. You’ve demonstrated you’re thoughtful and secure in yourself to not ask for money or even act like you have any expectation for anything in return. If she likes you, she will make the first move.

>t. Autist who’s very successful with roasties

>>13949439
money > roasties

>>13949439
>she will make the first move
the ultimate roastie FUD

>>13949439
this so much

also; finally a fellow autist that can analyze and replicate normie behavior.

>>13949439
But in your heart you are trying to get with the routine. Your just lying and pretending your not interested. The true Chad move is to just not even care or respond when she talks

>>13949186
Get her lunch once on credit, if she pays you back that basically means she wants to marry you. Congrats.
If she doesn't pay you back then take her to small claims court.

>>13949439
>refuse the money+
topkek when whores go eat with me they refuse my money. you're just a soi milk drinking bitch

>>13949439
>refuse the money
Are women really ok with that? If that was me, unless it's a date, the woman would insist on paying no matter how hard I'd try.
>inb4 Sean Connery: "it's my privilege"

>>13949439
Based

>>13949186
say we have to share
now she can share anything with u including a bed

>>13949186
You ask her, why don't you join me?

>>13949665
This

>>13949186
y-you too

>>13949186
>"Why dont you come join me?"

>>13949186
If she is good looking and meets my standards "come with me, I aint a delivery boy."

If she's not up to my standards, "I wish I could but I have to bank accounts and I'm waiting for one to transfer to the other so I'm low on money right now... "

>>13949745
Yikes

>>13949531
Okay, this is epic

>>13949186

>What is your response?
Come with me.

Incel autists in this thread are posting shit like this is rocket science

>>13949531
Based

>>13949439
Imagine being this much of a beta provider cuck

>>13949815
Yep. Waiting for her to come to you is the biggest meme advice from nosex incels. Virtually NEVER works.

>>13949439
Does she have to eat all the eggs

>>13949531
I always get a feel for co-workers for how prompt they pay me back for lunch.

There's always one who never pays back and complains about being broke all the time. This is the one who is terrible with money and will try to leech you

>>13949439
>>be thoughtful and bring back a small dessert (chocolate brownie) and give her that too
full retard

>>13949468
Whilst in the larger sense it’s true, sex, intimacy and relationships are important in “making it”. If you want someone who will drive you to succeed, you’ve got to show you’ve got more than just getting money. You need to demonstrate you’ll be the leader of you family, a strong father and a provider. This takes on another form rather than just chasing money.

>>13949483
Trust me. Give the above a try. I was never a believer because I was a recluse autist who seemed to repel women but I realised that this was because I oozed desperation. If you’ve never had a woman make the first move, you’ve not given her a reason to. Be a leader.

>>13949492
It took time. There are many of us who were brought up on biz who learnt how to do this over the years. We don’t always post but the ones who made it still come on here to give help to the new generation of introverts.

>>13949496
You’re right in that this is somewhat deceptive. However, making it also means being able to manipulate your environment to suit your goals. True, a chad would not give a fuck but that would attract a certain type of girl. The above move is showing that you are someone who is secure enough to show you’re thoughtful and not expect anything in return. This is how real men play.

>>13949532
You’ve got growing up to do if you want to be really successful.

>>13949579
It’s an interesting one because it depends on your personality. I tend to always say that whilst I appreciate their offer, the amount of money I spent is actually not that important, rather the fact I did something for someone who was not expecting it and they should play it forward (without sounding too self-righteous). And then I leave it at that. Try it once and see what reaction you get. You’ll be surprised at how much more respect you’ll get thereafter.

>>13949815
Spoken like a true beta.

>>13949823
Your comment is ironic. If you’ve never had a woman approach you, you’ve got a lot of working on yourself to do.

>>13949968
>>13950005
No, genuinely, women meeting you first is a FUD. All women want you to make the first move. You’re cucking yourself.

>>13949439
Jesus christ

>>13950016
Ok so I should clarify. Absolutely, you have to make the first move in some cases. It’s not admitting defeat and women like the fact that men are confident. In the above hypothetical scenario, the girl asked op to get her lunch. I used to absolutely make the first move the majority of the time but I was suggesting how the above scenario would be beneficial for OP.

>>13950016
Real red pill for you;
IF women decides to fuck you, they will fuck you. Chances of you fucking it up is literally less than %1. Unless you are a thirsty incel.

You just need to make sure she's aware of you. That's the first move.

>>13950058
Better to take the risk and increase your chances than wait for the boomerstock equivalent of sex.

>>13950054
I’m sure it would work on some girls man, you probably got a good girl through trying to be normal and now you’re feeling like you can spread wisdom. But trust me, it was a fluke. Never wait for them to come to you.

>>13949968

>>13949439

Fixed it for you in true chad format.

>Get her lunch but only a salad.
>be thoughtful and bring back a small dessert (chocolate brownie) and wait until she asks if it’s for her.
>don’t make a thing of it. When she asks look her up and down with a disapproving look and say ‘moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips’
>don’t sit with her and don’t act like she owes you anything
>refuse the money
>go on about your day like nothing happened. Act like your forgot you even got her lunch and dessert.
>wait until her inferiority complex overwhelms her, until she throwing herself at you for your approval.

>>Invite her to join me. If she's not up for it, agree to bring back her free lunch but 'forget' to do it.

>>13950130
The Chad Incel

>>13950120
The Incel Chad

>>13950085
taking risk = showing you are thirsty

from my observations;nothing's more repulse to women than thirsty men

>>13950168
Lmao not asking when she hints makes you look like a pussy or retarded. She either wants to fuck you or she doesn’t. Asking to find out guarantees that she’ll tell you if she does with little to no impact on your standing with her, not asking leaves the large chance that she does want to fuck you but doesn’t want to be the one to make the move because women are not used to that so she wont. Literally denying yourself free pussy because you’re afraid of rejection.

>>13949745
Cringe

Why would anyone think this is an invitation for sex? She is literally asking you for a free lunch.

You think women are so bad at soliciting sex from men they're attracted to, that they have to ask for free lunches to signal interest?

No, she is asking for a free lunch. You are all fucking desperate.

just tell her she could use skipping a few lunches or two
negging works

>>13949186
I will say sure what do you want? But I won’t actually get her something. When I com back I will tell her I forgot to bring hers, apologize as it is nothing (which it should be) and give her money back.

This is the best solution. You don’t take the responsibility for her food and you don‘t look like an bitter incel.

>>13950512
Makes you look incompetent

>>13950525
I am very valued for my actually important skills. I don‘t even want to be perceived as a good food slave. Won‘t hurt me to be bad ad bringing food for others.

>>13949439
Cringe and blue pilled

>>13950572
You sound extremely incel lmao

>>13949186
>Yeah sure
>Oh sorry, I forgot, you could do with a few days without lunch though.

>>13950598
Showing incompetency at things you don‘t want to do so people don‘t bother you with it may sound extremely incel to you, but it works for a lot of people I wouldn‘t see as incel.

>>13949186
i would be willing to bet you don't know how a blockchain works

>>13949191
lol nice try shill

>>13949191
t. incel

>>13949191
who is paying you to post?

>>13949186
>>"Can you get me some of that?
>>"I'll pay you back."
By sucking my dick?... Because I'm not a fucking bank handing out loans you stupid cunt

Jesus christ lmao. Are you guys all actual afraid of women? A fucking “person” asks you to grab them something from a place youre going to and you somehow interpret that as a confession of love to you. Fucking get a grip you pussies. Holy fuck youre actual beta’s lmao

>>13949439
Cringe. How about you bring her a milkshake or something similar with a bit of extra protein (if you know what I mean). Roasties love that.

>>13950679
>replies cringe
Posts something even more cringe.

>>13949190
This. So much this.

>>13950679
>>13950660
>>13950512
Start procreating

>>13949186
>offer to pick the food at spot of your choice
>attack and knock her out
>tie and drug her up
>get her to spot where you will make love to her
>ask "how does it taste?"

>>13949186
"sure". Then I don't do it

>>13949186
I did this and didn't get paid back.
My response is "sure yeah of course I'll grab you some." Then when I get back and she asks for it I say "what are you talking about? huh?" Good shit.

>>13951031
this is what I mean.

>>13949186

>immediately try to run away as fast as possible
>trip and fall, roll around in spaghetti
>never return from lunch, quit the job

>>13950660
Only good answer here

>>13949186
>What is your response?
Take her hand and look into her eyes. Listen Anonette we have to keep our feelings for each other in check. Even though we're madly in love with each other it wasn't meant to be. I will always love you and never forget you. Then I leave work and never come back. After this I always refer to the girl as my ex girlfriend.

>>13949186
Depends on if you're just trying to be a "nice guy" that day or of youre trying to get with her.
Nice guy:
>have her write down food order
>pick up food order
>accept repayment (maybe shrug off the .64 cents on the end and accept a whole dollar amount)
>dont get anything extra
>dont give her free shit
>dont do it every day (very important, dont get walked on)

If you think shes into you:
>have her text you the order (maybe not the very first time, but get her number in a nonchalant way)
>add something extra to her order and dont say anything about it, just leave it in the bag
>dont accept reimbursement IF it was only her
>accept repayment if you were picking up food for multiple people
>remember her order in case she asks again
>ask if she wants to go with you another time
>dont blow it acting like a retard bringing it up constantly or calling her nicknames from her order like "Megan McChicken" or "Wendy's for Wendy." I know one of you faggots would do something like that.

>>13949186
Sure but you should come with me.

>>13951420
The Megan McChicken guy seems cool. You seem like a faggot.

>>13951495
"I dont know, Megan. Yeah, he seems ok, but what if he's rubbing his nuts on your food or something? He wanted your phone number even though you just wanted a mcchicken? Wow. You might want to talk to HR. And that Megan McChicken thing is so embarrassing."

>>13949439
M lady

>>13949968

Kek you are a full blown cuck

>>13951226
kek