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*Ahem* I have an announcement to make. *Ahem* Please be seated and *Ahem* wait till the main event begins.

>> No.13945381

This should be good.

>> No.13945389

*crosses legs, leans back in chair*
BOOOORRRRIIIINNNGGGG
*throws tomato*

>> No.13945401

YEAH BUT OP WHAT ABOUT KIKES?

>> No.13945418

>>13945389
Hahahahaha

>> No.13945442

FREEBIRD!!!

>> No.13945452
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13945452

Well? We're waiting.

>> No.13945539
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*Inhale*
*Exhale*
>Mic feedback
The main show will begin very shortly as the crowd is still scurrying in.

>> No.13945554
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>>13945539
I'm sleepy anon.

>> No.13946235

>>13945539
HURRY UP

>> No.13946247
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13946247

Ah, I think I might have been at the wrong presentation earlier, please continue.

>> No.13946255

This better not be a JewTube video again.

>> No.13946262
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AYO DIS NIGGA STUTTERING AND SHIT

>> No.13946273

Well? We don't have all night.

>> No.13946278
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13946278

Is this the right one?

>> No.13946295
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13946295

this better be legit, faggot

>> No.13946298

Well?

>> No.13946299

........(((SUCK A DICK)))) Cough*

>> No.13946305

Booooooo

>> No.13946317

This better be good

>> No.13946322
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>>13945363
Well, I’m waiting phaggot

>> No.13946331
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13946331

Oh boy this'll be interested

>> No.13946365

>>13945363
crypto is dead and black people are gay

>> No.13946409

*Ahem*

O...okay, gather up.

>> No.13946419
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>>13946409
*talks over you*
THIS WHITE BOY GON SHOOT UP THE PLACE SENPAI

>> No.13946423
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cheers

>> No.13946442
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>>13946409
>wearing pants

>> No.13946478
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13946478

Did I make it in time?

>> No.13946515
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13946515

Wha.. what is it!!

>> No.13946537
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*bumps past various anons in the dark*
Pardon me, did I miss anything?

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>>13946537
Not at all my good man, we're just starting

>> No.13946561
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>>13946409
Get on with it wagie. I'm paying good money to see your shit show. Dance or sing faggot.

>> No.13946562
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WE'RE WAITING

>> No.13946611
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>>13945389
>>13945401
>>13945442
>>13946262
>>13946295
>>13946299
>>13946305
>>13946365
>>13946562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYMYxMm0ufo

>> No.13946619

>>13946611
>Gamers

cringe. The rest is based

>> No.13946635
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>>13946611
waited so much for this
Fuck you nigger

>> No.13946663
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>>13946611
I-I enjoyed it anon

>> No.13946680
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>>13946611
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN DID IT BASED

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>>13946611
The sad thing is that this passes for based and redpilled in 2027

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>>13946611
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYMYxMm0ufo
why do i keep listening to this shit at max volume when i know my neighbors can hear everything

>> No.13946727

>>13946611
I liked it

>> No.13946825
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>>13946611
Well now!

>> No.13947351
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>>13946611
Absolutely based

>> No.13948018
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>>13946619
>>13946635
>>13946680
>>13946686
>>13946825
>>13947351
>>13946322
>>13946247
>>13945452
*rushes to podium*

Gentle men
*catches breath*
*AHEM*

THIS man >>13946611 is an IMPOSTER.

*murmurs in the crowd*

I have successfully escaped his pathetic kidnapping attempt.

After waking up I could not bear the thought of having my event hijacked by this scum of the earth. A force within me pushed me to overcome my injuries and although still in a roofie induced state by this weak imposter, you will hear the truth.

*audicnece clecnhes to their seats*

Truth will always prevail, and the truth simply is

*AHEM*

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
And most importantly,
FUCK JANNIES

That is all.

*crowd screams in euphoria while simultaneously hanging niggers and jannies from street lamps*