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13940963 No.13940963 [Reply] [Original]

WHY THE FUCK IS IT DUMPING? CHAINLINK? MORE LIKE CHAINSTINK

I UNIRONICALLY REVERSED MORTGAGED MY SENILE BOOMER PARENT'S HOUSE TO BUY A MASSIVE BAG, IF IT DOESN'T SHOOT UP TO AT LEAST $2/STINK WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE OUT ON THE STREETS

I CAN'T MAKE MORTGAGE PAYMENTS, I HAVEN'T HAD A JOB SINCE 2016

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

>> No.13940974

>>13940963

Wait a minute there nolinker, you're telling me that

>despite hating LINK you monitor the price religiously and make a thread as soon as there is any movement
>develop novel and intiutive FUD plotlines using the most up to date information you constantly seek out
>dedicate your creative energies to editing maymays with LINK branding
>have LINKtrader, GitHub, Gitter, pivotaltracker bookmarked so you can keep up to date with the project you hate
>actively participate in a LINK discord or telegram group
>know more about LINK than any other project, even more than stinkylinkies themselves

Have sex my dude

>> No.13941017
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13941017

>>13940963

>> No.13941046

>>13940974
wait a minute you're telling me that people who browse this board have to see retarded link threads all over the front page all day every day?

>> No.13941047
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13941047

We fell for a meme, friend. I know, it sucks. Getting scammed. But we can get out of this. We can learn ways to cope

>> No.13941056

>>13940963
2 years for a ETH/USD price report.

>> No.13941130

>>13940963
mainnet dump you deluded incel discord tranny.

>> No.13941141

>>13941017
rinku chan is cutie

>> No.13941148

>>13940963
More like CHASTITY LINK :)

>> No.13941158

>>13940974
based

>> No.13941309

>>13940963
AHHHHHHHH

>> No.13941448

>>13940963
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.13941449

There is no trustless solution to sybil attacks. Prove me wrong.

I bought this shitcoin at .14 and dumped 419K at 1.44 when I did a quick google search and completely debunked chainlink. If sergey was smart he would’ve googled sybil attacks before starting this shit project.

P.S. All chainlink partners are cutting contact with the team after viewing the final product because it’s not trust less.

Ari Juels was paid 10 million USD to solve the sybil attack problem and he has given up.

>> No.13941466

>>13940974
>nolinker
this thread was made by salty and stiny linkie lmao. They are attacking their own kin, true madness

>> No.13941489

>>13940963
It has no true value.
Was a biz meme.
Mainnet pump and dump.
Not complicated.

>> No.13941505

>>13940963

>StainStink