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What is chainlink?

Can you tell me the whole story, since the beggining? Im new fag, been lurking for some time but dont have any idea what chain link is. Never heard of it.

>>13917861

source or gtfo

>>13917861

CHAINLINK ANNOUNCES PARTNERSHIP WITH BITTORRENT

>>13917861
Bearish AF is true.

>>13917882
Too late now. I have 300,000 link and I'm hardly the biggest guy 4U here.

>>13917861
HOLY FUCK A BLOGPOST JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Who is Justing Sun?

>>13917861
CHAINLINK ANNOUNCES PARTNERSHIP WITH BILDERBERG GROUP

>>13917861
whats a chain link?

bring in the tomato plants

>>13917861
G O D S P E E D
anon frens, we made it

Confirmed: Chain Link announces partnership with Bank of America and Goldman Sachs.

>>13918007

he doesn't need Chainlink. He already solve the oracle problem by himself. Guess it wasn't that hard to do after all.

CHAINLINK ANNOUNCES PARTNERSHIP WITH NANO

>>13918088
M here. Since I was a kid, I’ve always been as straight as an arrow, no doubt in my mind about it. But then, two years ago, I discovered futanari. At first I was disgusted, but for god knows what reason, I kept watching. Over the next year I developed a strong futa fetish, and throughout last year, it began to evolve. I started to get into pegging, and then trans porn. Last month I fell off the deep end and started getting off to men’s dicks. I still am very much attracted to women, but I don’t think I’m attracted to men. Just... dicks... I love dicks... What’s happening to me? Am I turning bi? Has anyone else felt the same?

>>13918059
it's a fucking guide to implement your own custom oracles, like chainlink's oracles. faggot bottom

>>13917985
Then you have authority to tell me the history about this bearded guy and his altcoin.

Chainlink is a monopoly

I want this shit to implode. I have a lot of link but i realized it would be so much more satisfying knowing that all of your hopes and dreams are shattered rather than make millions myself.

>>13917882

Fundamentally, I’ve noticed a lot of new posters in the last 69hr (SIXTY NINE) asking about Chainlink and just wanted to warn you. Chainlink is shilled HEAVILY here and it’s very hard to understand so this background is crucial to ensure you stay safe.

Basically, a bunch of RACIST WHITE CIS MALE 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people (IT WAS BESIDE THE FUCKING TOILETS FOR FUCK'S SAKES, YOU COULD HEAR THEM FLUSHING), literally no news or partnership came from the event.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags.
The coin is HEAVILY manipulated by a literal TRANNY DISCORD who pump and dump this coin more than their boyfriends pump and dump hot cum into their asses, and the supply is dried up from huge fucking chink whales (xi jinping is rumoured to hold link) who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser (OH MY GOD ITS JSON PARSER...) for smart contracts (LOL HOW CAN A CONTRACT BE "SMART"???), would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. You're literally just buying a wh*tepaper.

They only have 2 devs who are literal pajeets who are payed in big macs (non beef) and Surgay NAZAJEET is a literal psychologist (trusting a shrink? is he gonna tell us to go clean our room next?). So FUNDAMENTALLY, it's a scam, ok thanks.

Now go do the needful and fundamentally buy a real coin with fundamentals like BSV.