/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13914974
Oh man, he is more drunk than last time. This is bad

>30% of binance money funds women prostitution
this is actually hilarious

>>13915027
based

>>13914974
exactly whats his diagnosis

"I remember reading it...probably when I wrote it."
kek

>>13915047
STIFF

>>13915047
narcissistic sociopath and compulsive liar

>>13915065

>>13915027
pretty sure it's actually 50% based on my imperial data

I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING OF WHAT HE IS SAYING. AM I A BRAINLET?

I remembersh readingsh a whitepaper
PROBABLY WHEN I WROTE IT! HA!
>crickets

>>13915083
he does not really understand it either

No, he has a hard time getting a straight sentence out.

>>13915083
No he just can't explain himself.

>>13915083
-nobody- ever does
that's his whole shtick

>>13915027
takes a scammer to know one

Who thinks thats a good idea?
>Ayre and his 2 hookers clap

I had to stop watching after that please clap moment and then when he immediately talked about how "we dont want criminals using bitcoin"

WHY IS IT DUMPING?!?!?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>13915130
After an awkward silence

>>13915148
>why
are you kidding?
occasionally, reality intervenes
hes fucked in the head, and its live

>>13915148
its called "buy the rumor, sell the news"

>>13915148
ayre is panic selling on his mobile

>>13914974
LOOK AT THIS SELF RIGHTEOUS FAGGOT

has he spent all his bsv on hair dye

He is talking about people being raped in the back of an uber now

>>13914974

what the FUCK is he talking about? He went from people getting raped in ubers to breaking your leg in a sentence.

is he just presenting a censorship model for a decentralised currency? lmao

i AM THE CANCER

>>13915174
last time i checked, my portfolio didn't give 2 shits

He's actually losing it hahaha
I give it 3 more days until complete metldown and BSV crashing into the ground

Holy fuck this is bad, how fucking embarrassing

>>13915213
>3 more days until complete metldown
I see you're an optimist

Oh my good this is too embarrassing to watch... But I can't stop.

>>13914974
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
> *BREATHES*
AHAHAHAHAHAH oh my fucking god this guy is retarded.
I don't even need to say anything to shut BSV shills down anymore.
All I have to do is post this video at them and there's no coming back. I'm glad I jumped in on this.

All he had to do was not fuck up and we would pump. I just fomod into this shit and he's going to financially ruin me.

Ugh.

Wow he really is the real deal
As in unironically Satoj
Get ready for the dump

"4chan becomes more valueable "

Did he say incels???

Just in case you didn't know. He worked with the Department of Homeland Security to track users. Now have a think why he wants you to use his centralized shitcoin

HAHAHA I PATENTED MY SUPER TECH BTW HAHAH PATENTED ETHEREUM TAKE THIS HAHAHA

>>13915256
what kind of cuck hivemind could believe that the guy who wrote the fucking satoshi white paper would go on a live presentation and say he trusts the wallstreet fucking journal

>>13915083
Yes you are. You are listening to a recognized multiple doctorate person talking. Compare that to you.

The appeal to 'lets all repeat this chant' falling on deaf and puzzled ears was my favorite bit. A hooker riding a traffic cone would have provided a less damaging presentation

Ok give it to me straight. How many of you run blocks?

THIS IS ALMOST AS BIZARE AS CARLOS HEY HEY HEY MATOS

>>13915287
He has one doctorate, which he claimed he earned five years before actually graduating with it....

HOLY FUCK THIS IS CRINGEPILLED AF

VITALIK IS ASTUPID LITTLE BOY WHO THINKS THAT CARS DONT THINK

CARS DON'T THINK
*audience claps for the first time*

HAHAHAHA wtf am I watching

>machines can't want, humans want!
>vitalik is a stupid little boy!
*5 seconds of silence*
*awkward small clapping*

>>13915301
it really is. i'm kinda speechless

Take that Vitalik

stupid little boy CARS DONT THINK

>>13915330
>VITALIK IS ASTUPID LITTLE BOY WHO THINKS THAT CARS DONT THINK
And the meme was born..

>>13914974
He called Vitalik a stupid little boy LOL

>>13915331
pretty sure its just that gay asian and calvin clapping

>>13915331
you are watching a 200 IQ person

CALVIN SAYS INCREASE THE PRESCRIPTION DOSAGE

he's having a bruh moment

>>13915343
ViItalik wont recover from this, ethereum satoshi vision is already patented and cars dont want that

holy fuck I'm crying. this is the funniest thing I think I've ever seen in my entire life. what the actual fuck timeline did I wake up into

Did he just say SBV?

>time delay
>this is your smartcontract
>he literally just said it

meanwhile btc is pumping

>>13915373
the one where link is dumping and this soi cuck thinks hes satoshi. go back to sleep anon.

>>13915301
> CARS DON'T THINK
> awkward pause
> audience hesitates and then claps for like 2 seconds
My sides are gone. What the fuck is this guy doing?

DID YOU HEAR THAT!?!?!?

LINK
LINK
LINK

CARS A SLAVE WTF?

>>13915382
spv

>I'm a PhD student in law

No you're fucking not lmao

Jesus BTC is pumping so hard now

>>13915421
lmfaooooooooooo

legitimate question is this dude schizophrenic?

>A signing system that can link into Adobe that can say I have witnessed them

what?

imagine him checking the charts after the conference

>>13915435
No, just the biggest troll ever

>>13915421
>I am a PhD student in Car Slavery and Thinking Hammers
-Satoshi Nakomoto (for realsies), 2019

>>13915330
WTF is he going on about!?! He's sweating a lot for a cool day too. Just saying.

He wants to record the video of signing as proof of signing? What?

HOLY FUCK THIS IS A COINGEEK CONFERENCE AKA BY CALVIN AND THAT GAY ASIAN LMFAO!

>Trusting anything but bit coin core

you brought this on yourself

>>13915435
IS HE DONE
BRING HIM BAAACCCKCKKKKKK

>I'm gonna hand law enforcement the tools that will make them obsolete

lmao my sides I'm fucking done

A LITERAL STAGED CONFERENCE LMFAO

>>13914974
>i am going to hand law enforcement the tools they need to catch criminals.
that's now how crypto works craig.

lol how long until their chat where they talk about the origins of bitcoin?

>>13915483
btv will prevent vitalik raping women in the backseat of a tesla without any selfconsciousness

what the fuck was that?

>>13915498
Absolutely sell your fucking BSV RIGHT NOW OMG

>there are people, on /biz/, right now, who are bsv/Craig shills
If he's not paying you, congratulations, you're fucking retarded.

>>13915502
It's in 5 hours. Hope he sobers up before then

>>13915502
Unfortunately, I'd guess the chances of that being done live be about nill. They probably still trying to make sense of it in edit

>"I remember reading it...probably when I wrote it."

WHAT THE FUCK?

THIS is the guy that biz shilled as the 200IQ genius for weeks? My fucking sides are in orbit. He can hardly speak a coherent sentence let alone engage with the technicalities of bitcoin

>>13915532
It will be livestreamed

>>13915539
THIS GAY STUTTERING BOOMER CANT EVEN FORM A COHERENT SENTENCE. THIS IS THE FAGGOT BIZ HAS BEEN WHINING ABOUT ALL WEEK?

>>13915498
Is he basically saying he wants to help LE nail his own users?

>>13915547
oh, this is good

>>13915538
LOL

Why the fuck are there no sound webm's on this shitty site? Criiplechan lets you post up to 6 images/webm/mp4/pdf in a post up to 20mb, i think bigger for pdfs, for like 4 years now

>>13915539
They didn't realize that it's not actually craig writing those medium articles and doing any type of work on bsv. He's just an actor hired by calvin to sell bsv

i wonder are any of these entries good

IM DONE

>>13915539
>>13915560

This is what Satoshi Nakamoto we perceived since 2009. It's accurate you can't deny it.

Somebody save it I can't watch the stream now. I'm lolling good at this thread

>>13915577
calvin needs to hire a better actor lmao

that was fucking horrible
I'm actually aghast
I was ironically craigposting for like 3 days and now I am ashamed I was even joking around in support of this dumbass

>>13915576
No sound webm's here in /biz/, but I've seen porn webm's with sound on /gif/

Different rules per channel I guess

>CSW gets on stage
>insults other developers and projects without end
>BSV dumps
>BTC pumps
THANK YOU BASED CREG SANJAY VISHNU

>>13915654
Craig is the Sanjay we deserve.

kek, all the retards in this thread not realising he's saying how bitcoin sv solves the oracle problem.

This hosting thing seems neat but I'm a brainlet

>>13915654
>CSW goes on his nonsense tirade how shit BTC is
>BTC 9000

top fucking kek

>>13915686
Dude, this is nothing new. Fucking ZeroNet does this already and in a much better and FREE way, no need to own any shitcoins for that.

>>13915560
>>13915577
>>13915603
>>13915627
>>13915629

>>13915629
>that was fucking horrible
I figure they their mistake was, insisting he done that sober. Usually, he starts getting aggressive, by which stage, you've forgotten what utter shit he's just come out with previously. Maybe he'll go on the sauce and attack Jimmy later

>>13915702
ZeroNet has bad reputation, Bitcoin is lawful hence better for business.

>>13915702
So this is like hosting than can never be taken down? If it is this isn't going to go well

>>13915767
There's already childporn on the BSV chain thanks to that B or BCAT shit that unwriter made.

>9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000 >9000

Why is the stream offline wtf

>>13915341
>vitalik is a stupid little boy!
Can Vitalik sue him for this?

>>13915767
Why not?
>>13915794
This is true. It's possible to hide the image, but there is a trail from whomever posted it.

>>13915815
>>vitalik is a stupid little boy!
>Can Vitalik sue him for this?
No, cause it's true

>>13915796
they take a break to give anyone the opportunity to dump their bsv

>>13915795
creg pumped btc? wtf...

>>13915629
You're fucking retarded for falling for it from the get go. REQ and FUN bagholders are less delusional than you faggots

The stream is amazing. Everytime they announce something "revolutionary" or "unique" they expect the audience to clap like on Apple presentations but nothing happens until a few paid clappers start an avalanche of claps half a minute after they stopped speaking.

>>13915912
>something "revolutionary" or "unique"
it's always something that other coins (even fucking BCH) can already do lmao

>>13915898
I said ironicly you dumb prick, craigposting was fun since it upsets everyone

>>13915928
I know right? They're just creating this clusterfuck of "features" for no other reason than "LOOK AT THIS HOW AMAZING" and no one cares because on other coins no one cares either.

>>13915837
Mmmmmmm no it's not. Prove it.

>>13915928
>>13915912
always something shitcoiners with the brainpower of half a peanut don't get

>>13916086
>BSV dumping
>seething craig fanboys swarm out to attack discussions with ad hominems
pottery

Didn't get to see the stream, was there actually solid gold about the future announced or is it just teenage moonboys butthurt he called their hero CZ a pimp?

I'm getting some bitconnect vibes

>>13916179
I unironically don't know what he said, and neither does he.

SATOJCONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!

>>13916179
He went off the rails pretty bad.

>>13916179
actually the people on stage kept attacking binance and implying so many fun things, it's comedy gold

>>13916179
creg laid out his framework to censor btc and use it as basically a silver bullet for existing governments and corporations to fight rape in the backseat of ubers. also, cars think and vitalik is a little boy.

>>13915232
underrated post

>>13916250
based summary

if this dude invented btc i'm selling every bit of cryptocurrency i have in every wallet i can find
this guy is legit retarded

That was a great talk, you brainlets just don't understand Craig because his IQ is galactic. You all sound like idiots in the media who kept making fun of Donald Trump right before he beat everyone!

>>13916415
> craig's speech may have been too smart to win

>>13916415
I actually bet money on Trump winning. Difference is that CSW is just a gigantic moron that slipped up during his talk, which is why they stopped streaming. Ayre is probably trying to straighten him up right as we speak.

>>13915382
SPV, wallet implementation software

https://en.bitcoinwiki.org/wiki/Simplified_Payment_Verification

>>13916415
This thread is literally brigaded by core shills to shape the narrative. Craig man bad, constant attacks and derision, repeat ad nauseum until undecided people think this is an organic narrative. It's so obvious what these kikes are doing.

>>13916657
Do...do you understand what just happened? Sanjay, you're going to need to look for a new job soon. That's right - because if you don't you and your family will go hungry on the streets of Mumbai! You won't be able to sit in your pod, shoulder to shoulder with your fellow shit-eating cockroaches and spam this board with 5-6 threads every hour and then attempt to make hilarious projections about 'core shills' when you're infesting this board with garbage about a man who just proved himself to not only be the biggest liar on the planet, but a fucking dementia patient.

So you had better start searching.

>>13916415

>>13916713
I remember that sentence... probably from when I wrote it

>>13916729
top kek, how will the vishnu ever recover?

>>13914974
>https://vimeo.com/338857646?utm_content=buffer78d47&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

link doesnt work, is there a reupload of this?

>>13916778
2x

>>13916415
CSW can't even code a Hello World script bro.
https://twitter.com/alistairmilne/status/1033459254425014272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

I need reupload my dudes

damn biz avg iq is really low holy shit

>>13916862

i know they will eventually post the speeches on the coingeek youtube but reading through this thread i wouldnt be suprised if they edit it heavily before uploading

this shit sounds hilarious, is there any way to watch a replay?

>>13916862
>>13917093
i HAVE to see this video goddamnit

>>13917185
Tell me how to get vimeo cached videos and I can reup, I still have it open in my browser

>>13916657
we found the most delusional one, bois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SucBfMhQb6M
nice

>>13917218

can you rewind it to the start of his speech and screenrecord it then upload to youtube on a private link?

>>13917409
https://vimeo.com/338857646

It's back
2h 36m

>>13917444
checked. thanks!

>>13917444
Don't miss Jimmy's flamboyant entrance at 21:30

Dumping all my bsv for eth, I got a nice 3x

>>13917444
Until it's on Youtube, it can be down any moment

>>13917581
downloading, syncing audio and reuploading as we speak

>>13917619
may the force be with you

also downloaded, upping on ipfs for lulz

>>13917569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCcwn6bGUtU

>>13917637
fucking file has busted audio. fuck these incompetent retards

>>13917654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhyAREaWfyU

they partnered with lambo
my fucking sides

>>13917697
noticed that as well holy hell, not gonna bother

>>13917619
>>13917648
thanks bros

>>13917697
obi wan doesn't like you

If anyone wants to DL the file from vimeo:
https://fpdl.vimeocdn.com/vimeo-prod-skyfire-std-us/01/2771/13/338857646/1350555443.mp4?token=1559285361-0xc2bc939c5941b5882c114d502431f798ea1bb834&download=1&filename=CoinGeek+Scaling+Conference+Toronto.mp4 (720p, 1.2GB)

>>13917760
ok 720p version works it seems. Give me a few minutes

>>13914974
>Code is law is for children
>Vitalik is a stupid boy, cars don't have ECU's.

LMFAO.. a Car is a computer, computers process information faster than some humans. Craig is so stupid.

I don't believe in BSV but can money still be made off it

>>13914974
faggot

https://vimeo.com/338857646
2:39:15
Seems like an autistically delivered joke to me rather than a gaffe.

>>13915629

Same I memed SBV is future and stay poor shit but so sorry now fuck this hahahahahaah

WHAT THE ACUAL FUCK IS THIS

>>13918053
yes, short it

so... the new stream can't be rewound?
is anyone recording it from the start?

>>13917803
uploading to youtube. The audio isn't perfect (video didn't just shift but also stretch it a bit) but it should be good for memes. Starting a thread for shitposting once its done

>>13918828
based

>>13915130
kek

Where the fuck can I short this without a vpn?

Side note, but can Craig save this?

>>13919039
They aborted the livestream because Craig slipped up outing himself as not being Satoshi, what do you think?

>>13914974
>3 hrs long
S-should i watch the whole thing?

>>13918921
this crap takes forever

>>13915027
Thats probably true. Even before Mtgox went bankrupt, it came out that Karpeles was spending millions of USD on japanese prostitutes when they were auditing where the companys money went.

>>13919099
be that as it may, how unprofessional is it to bash other projects like that in front of your potential investing audience? what kind of child would they think they have in front of them, that needs to point out unprovable things to make his project look better? might as well talk about all the childporn that's stored on BSV right this fucking moment

>>13918921

>>13919154
>>13919154
>>13919154

get in here you latefags

>>13919087
>curry
kek, where is the poo

>>13919087
turn on premiere so we can have bants in the live chat

>>13919316
aw shit too late. I would have to reupload it for that now and I don't think it's worth it anymore

>>13919395
all good fren, thanks for uploading

>>13915079
how rekt do you feel right now?

>>13916657
whens the sequel start - toasted creg burnin it all down in a fireside chat ?

bump