/biz/ - Business & Finance

And the world was never the same again....

Im afraid bros...

>>13902011
>>13902022
Blessed be the thread

We waited so long

its been a pleasure marines, see you on the other side...

it was fun being anon with you all this time anon. until next time

>>13902041

https://youtu.be/Cml57TSaisw

The clock is tiking

what if it's just another Thursday?

organize the yacht party for when we make it

>>13902003
Shouldn't you faggots be excited? You all seem extremely subdued. Is it finally starting to dawn on you that Chainlink is nothing more than a vaporwave ethereum scam token which will be rendered completely obsolete by BSV?

We're gonna make it, unironically

Paul Walker has no right to exist.

>>13902129
Give it 24 hours nolinker.

Their nodes are still in alpha. The GitHub doesn't look promising if I'm being honest.

>>13902088
this song is so perfect
it captures the despair and dwindling hope that one feels when realizing the rocket is leaving without them.
And all they had to do was listen...
Meanwhile, all the marines are comfy in our seats, eating popcorn, shooting the shit, watching the rest of the world and its spineless normies enjoy their playpens.

>>13902153
github and pivotal is just a show

It's already 30th of May where I live

I can already feel it, frens

>>13902197
lol yeah. that was a pretty funny theme through all of this. nothing of use was gleamed from the pivotal.

>>13902211
>>13902088
>>13902044
>>13902022
>>13902011
Checked, powerful thread

>>13902197
I hope so

>>13902181
Absolutely

>>13902011
>>13902022
>>13902044
>>13902088
>>13902211
checked

if i get dubs, i will get a gf within a month

im scared

>>13902280
Rerolling for you fren.

>>13902280
If singles you get wife material gf.

>>13902280
All you gotta do is talk to her man.

This is day zero. We have reached Ascension Day. Stories will be written about us. We are all going to make it.

green id and dubs and link will moon tomorrow

this is it boys

>>13902342
>Stories will be written about us.
the single greatest transfer of wealth in human history

the day that sparked the 4th industrial revolution

future generations will browse warosu archives in awe and bewilderment

No tears. Only dreams now.

There is an old Irish story of a man who dreamt for three straight nights of treasure in a specific location under a stone; on the fourth night he went out with a neighbour to dig for it. The two men used holy water to mark a circle around the stone to keep the fairies out and began digging. The fairies appeared in the form of horses but couldn't approach due to the circle of holy water so when the men found the gold the fairies turned it all into frogs. Nonetheless the men filled their sack with the frogs and when they got home they found the sack filled with gold.

dubs and we go up

>>13902477
welp

>>13902467

Cheers lads, we're all gonna make it

>>13902022
PEE PEE

POO POO

*SHARTS*

>>13902467
what the fuck does this even mean. This reads like a turing test trying to write a fable

>>13902477
C..checked why isn't it working?

I found a hexagon

Frens. Together we have suffered many things. But everything we've been through has brought us here. From now on, we look forward, not back.

Tomorrow is our day, and the beginning of a new era.

>>13902603
Ok how about this. You are the man, the rock is chainlink. The holy water is monster energy drink. The faeries are redditors. The frogs are swinglinker FUD. The treasure is treasure.

What's the time for the singularity?

>>13902129
Do go on

>>13902003
OP can you edit this and put Chain Link in the background?

A smart contract will make requests to the ChainLink network to be fulfilled by a variable number of Oracles, depending on their security needs. The sum of the results from the Oracle contracts will then be aggregated in any number of ways. Furthermore, to maintain reputable results, each Oracle will connect to a number of nodes, and aggregate their data. In turn, each node will acquire data from multiple external data feeds, and aggregate this data as well.

Do I have that understood properly?

Poasting in epic feels bread. Love you fags.

>>13902697
>But everything we've been through has brought us here. From now on, we look forward, not back.
dude, that's Bellamy's speech to Echo from last week's episode of The 100, kek

I just checked it, literally word for word

>>13902022
Go look how many newfags ready to fomo are on biz right now and be comfy

>>13902795
;^)

>>13902011
>>13902022
>>13902044
>>13902088
>>13902211
>>13902477
Checked and checked

Thank you all, this has been an amazing journey and I will never forget you. We will have yacht parties and we will make it. It is time this chapter of the adventures ends, but my friends, it was only the prologue.

See you on the other side.

>>13902721
sadly, that did make more sense

>>13902003
>I don't swing
>I don't sell
>Sergey got me feeling well
>Fook the FUD
>Fook D Trannies
>We will buy them jannies
>We will stay on Chan forever
>In the books about LINK Legends

Count my fat stack out of circulation and rejoice brothers, we came a long way. PIC MOTHERFUCKIN RELATED

dam it feels good to be a Chainlink gangsta

I have 25000 link. I bought in almost two years ago took almost two years to accumulate 25000. I also have 1 Bitcoin. 1 whole bitcoin. Should I do a last minute transfer to Binance and buy 8000 worth of Link? Or just hold tight? Im feeling I should buy more last minute link. But, if Bitcoin takes off, ill lose that opportunity too.

>>13903546
Half now, half tomorrow at 3:12pm est.

>>13902011
>>13902022
>>13902044
>>13902088
>>13902211
>>13902477
Czeched. This thread fucks. Prepare for liftoff marines

>>13902280
i got you

It's already the 30th here, when's mainnet coming?

>>13903651
yesterday

>>13902003
took a good final look today of a word without chainlink.

>>13903655
>The singularity will be so powerful that it will ripple through time
Dubs confirm

why am i feeling nostalgia when we still have so far to go. i genuinely feel depressed because people are realizing this project isnt just a meme and now the normie herd is coming. i liked it better when mainnet was never coming

>>13903703
me too its like the end of an era

>>13902894
Will no linkers be allowed to party with you guys?

>>13903668

>>13903765
it's been a pleasure fren

>>13903703
Because you realized that the real singularity... was the frens we made and the laffs we had on the way

>>13903703
>i liked it better when mainnet was never coming

unironically i'm almost crying

>>13903800
Checked, We're rolling strong in this thread

Is this even real

I cant believe we’re all gonna be rich

>>13903703
because this is just like before Burning Crusade was released and all the newfags came

how much time do I have to buy some? asking for a friend

>>13903869
you getting back into classic? I could never raid back in the day because of shitty computer. I remember trying to raid MC and getting logged out.

>>13902280
Rolling for your friend and for this blessed bread

>>13903866
checked

>>13902088
Majora's mask was a top 10 horror anime.

>>13903546
Stick with what you have, that’s the perfect ratio. 25k link is plenty

>>13903888
I'm an ancient wageslave poorfag with wife and kids - so, nope, vanilla is a huge timesink

Been sitting on a 1k suicide stack since December '17, but I honestly loved the memes, the fights, the obvious fud, coordinated pump'n'dumps, all of it - I loved that more than the stinky linkies themselves. Never selling. Will play vanilla classic if link goes to 1k eoy

also checked

>>13902003
Seriously I feel like last time Ive truly been waiting for something in life was forever ago. Maybe even from when I was a kid.
I don’t even know how to react to it happening anymore.

>>13904088
Chekt, fren.
It’s like Christmas morning when you was a child

>>13903866
to be honest it's beginnig of climbing but threads like this hit right in the feels so in the end WE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

>>13903888
i'm gonna get back into classic when it returns. we need a biz guild

No linker here. Hope you all make it.

>>13902774

>>13904159
kind words fren

Write a clickbait article title for when we make it.

>Chainlink: How the latest hit cryptocurrency made thousands of online trolls and racist misogynists into millionaires.

>>13904196
And that’s a good thing

>>13902143
>Eric Holder detected.

>>13904196
>Chainlink: A revolutionary cryptocurrency with a problematic following

Love you frens. Tomorrow will be a day of happiness and smiles.

See you lads on the other side, its been a pleasure

Guys what if mainnet and the blog post are a flop

Its been so long since ICO

I’m so cold now

>>13904196
>Chainlink: How a Russian cryptocurrency cult turned thousands of Neo-Nazis into Millionaires overnight

>>13904258
I'm planning to hold what I've got and buying the dip.

>The “based” Chainlink millionaires: how do we stop them?

my body is ready. it's been a pleasure meme'ing with u all

>>13904276
>ID: BAG
what did kek mean by this

>>13903703

Me too bro. I remember when we first coined "rent free" lol. This place made.me feel like i actually have friends. Was planning on killing myself last year but I liked checking biz everyday for the new memes and crumbs. Or the absolute banter of hunting through the pivotal lol. Hell I was there when we started the linktrader subreddit.

I guess this is what the OG eth boys felt like back in 2015/2016

It is literally the 30th already in UK lads.

Gonna go to sleep now. Feels like Christmas.

>>13902129
Fuck it's over now guys....guess I'm a peg for Craig now

>>13904276
>Thousands of rabbis gather in DC to lobby for cryptocurrency ban

>>13904110

Honestly. Come in fron a dark day and darker thoughts. Hit up biz and some nice music. Spend a few hours making memes etc. Swinging link from 2000 sats to 1800 sats and making over 10% each time. Good times frens. Good times.

>>13904286
The biggest dip of your life

>>13903703
It's your subconscious telling you what you don't want to hear. See >>13902129

>>13902003
I just sold 20% of my stack. I couldn't take the mainnet dump FUD frens

>>13904258

LINKs real moon will only come with utilization. Given the "if X,then Y" functions of smart contracts, they're primed to nuke the legal paper choke on draeing up financisl derivative contracts.

If we even manage to nip a 1% share of that, well, then were all actually multimillionaires. Even the suicide stackers.

Someone has to get rich, why not us?

>>13904376
dirty godless swinglinker

>>13904312
>>13904335
We gon make it frens

>>13904376
Marine, you're being demoted. I'm disappointed in you.

>>13904376
Put it in BSV if you have any brains.

>>13902022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M75VLQuFPrY

IF YOU ARE AFRAID
WE WILL LOOK TOGETHER

>>13904376
faggot

>>13904256
Based Kate bush larper. You were my favourite

>>13904393

>>13904376
desu i'm hoping a lot of people do this it'll make me feel better about holding my broke bitch stack of 90

Where are your stop losses set fags? My first is at $1.10 we're almost there already. Tomorrow is going to get gory.

If Chainlink can make it to 100$ or even 1000$ I will eat shit live on twitch will screaming stinking linkies.

You can screencap this but why bother it will never happen

>>13904489
NEVER FUCKING SELLING

>>13904400
>Buy the top of a huge pump goyim
Nah. I have a few grand in USDT to buy LINK if it dips <$1. If the singularity happens I'm still comfy with the size of my bag

>>13904312
fren we are going to be ok im glad youre still with us

>>13902088
i'm fucking crying listening to that song

>>13904534
You'll always be poor. Cap this.

explain

>>13902088
do you hear the frogs in that song?

Sweet dreams frens we're all going to make it. I'm confident for the future. Our eea moment might be tomorrow it might not but it's the first of many exciting steps

>>13904400
i'd rather not invest in a literal faggot and fraud with no patents who's going to get his btc patent denied

https://explorer.chain.link/job-runs/68c78316-b3d9-4f63-9803-7a7fe42c2b55

ITS LIVE!

>>13904608

>>13904623
what is.. we mainnet now?

Its been an honor shitposting with you lads the past year and a half.
Even if LINK goes to zero tomorrow, I would do it all over again in a heartbeat.

Fk it all, I hope binance has a stop loss

>>13904196
>Chainlink: The White Males who excluded women and made millions

>>13904493
No one cares about you.. at $1, at $10 at $100. Eat shit if you like, no one will be watching. We are in this together, please leave.

Wait, you're still holding? We were all supposed to sell today.

>>13902759
i got u senpai

I'm fucking terrified. this is the single greatest test of us all yet. the sell pressure is going to be intense. we must hold the line.

It was a pleasure to have held with you fine gentlemen this past 600 days. Semper fi marines.

>>13905013
Fuck I didn't think anyone was going to do it. Thanks anon!!

>>13905075
Kek unbased CLG ID.

Fuck Timo, fuck CLG and fuck jannies.

Let this be the hour, that we hodl together

SALUTÉ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9NeNwEr-2k

>>13905013
based

Can someone tell mewhats about to happen? Should I even look at my porfolio or just stay away from crypto for a while?

>>13905201
The singularity

Hold strong. The FUD is going to be intense.

>>13905013
Nice work, thanks anon

Believe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KuGAUuoNFo

>>13902041
masterpiece

>>13902265
These digits are for real

>>13905360

Our father,
Sergay Nazarov,
Hallow be thy name
Thy 4th industrial revolution come.
Pray for us sinners now at the hour of our death.

>>13902088
based tiker

Marine here! It's been a great ride and still is...Se you on the yacht party frens

Just dropping by to say I respect the sheer autism it took you guys to meme this shitcoin. Truly a respectful display of memetic potential. Hope you all make it, stinkies.

>>13902088
>>13905488
This isn't a game anymore boys

The last two weeks have gone by so quickly compared to the long years we spent waiting. It still feels unreal. I feel like I should be nervous for tomorrow, but more than anything I'm sad this chapter is over. From tomorrow until we die we'll never live another day in anticipation

I have a bag of btc ready on binance.

lieutenant colonel here. its been an honour serving beside you all. i wonder what will happen. but just to let you know we are all waiting on the sidelines. the moment the price dips i have another $10,000 usd ready to go in.

We all do.

>>13902477
Checked and boom

>>13905608
Staff sergeant here, it's been a pleasure servicing you all, I guess it's time to retire the kneepads and enjoy the good life. It's been... memorable fellas

Lt. General here.

Thanks for the company, the crumbs, and most of all, the memes.

Godspeed.

>>13902039
>2011
>2022

so.. LINK in 2022 will be like BTC in 2011 ??
is that what it means?

>>13905847
Godspeed

The final night.
It's happening tonight, strap in boys.
1keoy

Sgt. here. We're all gonna make it.

>>13902467
BASED

>>13905887
Damu,
Its been a long time old friend.

>>13905887
>>13905927
man how long has it been?

Declining volume, no blog post, shit looking chart. It's over guys. Let's just pop our military issued cyanide pills and drift off. Nobody is making it on this flannel covered, Mickey mouse horseshit

>>13905493
You realize that if link sees even half the success we're expecting, that yacht party will go up in flames, right?

Bros, even tho there was so much suffering in the past couple years, it makes me sad to see the end of an era

>>13905976
gonna be a fleet of yacht parties desu.

Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you ******* to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team.

>yfw there have been link marines that have killed themselves since ICO

Its been a crazy journey marines, i look forward to recovering from ptsd with you all

>>13902181
>>13904256
>>13905013
>>13905161
good posts

Mainnet eve feels like Christmas eve did as a kid. With the exception that deep down you know there's a chance Santa will just shit in your sock drawer and leave with your piggy bank.

>>13906062
The circulating supply is now lower due to their sacrifice

>>13906150
Or if on Christmas Eve your the bitch in Gremlins and you wake up to your broken necked Dad lodged in the chimney and everything is ruined.

>>13904196
but im not racist fren

>>13902022
Confirmed $1000 in 2022

>>13906062
We all appreciate their sacrifice

Is this it? Am I finally going to get a gf soon?

>>13906291
unfortunate

>>13906190

F

we might get a fair token price evaluation any time soon.... but least well know who's using link or not.... it's been a long ass time... it's all so tiring. Please Sergey, use a different power point presentation tomorrow.

>>13902003
Does anyone think it's going to go any lower?
I came late to the party and procrastinated. A couple weeks later it jumped from $0.60 to $1.30.
I want to maximize my paltry stack. My gut tells me to just buy now.

>>13906418

>>13906418
My bad

>>13906418
it might dump tonight and tomorrow, it might pump a couple bucks and then dump again over the coming months, but it doesn't seem to me like it'll be consistently this low of a price again. take that with a grain of salt and use your own judgement. best of luck brother

never shilled. never fudded. only accumulated. I love all my marines and it's been a real pleasure serving with all of you beautiful faggots. see y'all on a beach when we have our permanent leave.

>>13906509
It's been an honor, my brother.

>>13902003
I have such a rock hard boner for when you faggots realized you SELL the news. No coin has ever mooned at mainnet.

>>13906453
>>13906461
Thank you for the insight.

>>13906461
This price will forgotten by the end of the summer when it crash to $15 from an ATH of $29. People will be asking at $15 if this is a good price to get in.

>>13906565
shhh, soldier. it's over. you can rest now.

>>13906565
Rest now in the fire, jew rat.

>>13906635
Underrated

The true link is the one we share. I had fun shilling with you all. See you in the endgame.

Its like waking up from a dream
Love you frens

>>13906744

>tfw Ascension

I just want to be rich

>>13902759
>>13905013
Obligatory intro for mainnet launch:
https://youtu.be/sucvlo-5KAI

Ok guys, realistically. How much is the total market cap that /biz/ is HODLing? 30%? And Sergey holds like how much? If both /biz/ hodls and Sergey doesn’t dump on us then the price should hold relatively stable.

>>13906917
Shh anon. Don't you feel it? Just be still, marine. Just be

>>13906915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KuGAUuoNFo

Heh, nothing personal kid

This is a weird feeling frens, it's like we're about to ascend to a different plane of reality. I'm not sure where we're going, but I don't think we'll be fully human once we get there.

>>13905887
>damu
They said you was hung

>>13906578
god i wish

>>13906985
>green id
>yes
based

>>13906985
Nothing is going to happen, relax.

>>13906744
>shilling
I have only ever spread FUD. Can't fucking help myself. For example, did you know that a bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

Love you all lads. Its a period that I'll always smile upon no matter the outcome <3

It was an honor serving with you marines

I am but a Sergeant, but these threads and memes that have come out of them have always been some of the best on /biz/. It's been an honor.

>>13902721
wow shit that makes sense

>>13905847
>>13905887
Major here. Godspeed to us all

>>13906291
speak for yourself.

Achtung! Schutzen, Report!

Not long now, frens. It’s been a privilege.

>>13906341
Yes. It's science

>>13903814
This

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>>13904318
Absolute delusion. Sound like a bunch of Netscape stockholders. It's definitely going to be fireworks tomorrow, I'll give you deluded idiots that. But not the fireworks you're hoping for, if you're seriously thinking a good investment is within some token thats majority owned by manchildren that think memes of Zelda are funny. Maybe next time. Sigh.

>>13907548
repent

>>13907548
>look at my titties!

I-is it too late guys? I thought this was just a meme and then it hit a dollar. I don't know how to purchase it either. If it isn't too late, can you show me how to accumulate linkies? I'm tired of wagecucking and stock options took most of my money. Please help.

have sex

>>13907548
I hope you're not serious anon, this is good bait. Don't kill yourself by Christmas, your family needs you.

>>13907630
Sign up with Binance and use a credit card.

>>13907548
Im not selling dude

Always remember to be kind (but not stupid or gullible) when you make it

>>13907548

>>13907685
be gullible now, but not later

>>13907630
>>13907676
Alternatively for the fastest way with the least amount of fees unless you use coinbase pro:

>Make a Gemini account
>Register your bank
>Takes about an hour to set everything up
>Make Binance account
> --> WIRE <-- your money to your gemini account and buy ETH
>Transfer ETH to Binance
>Buy LINK
>Try not to get gooked

Credit cards work too but it's a 3.5% fee or something, really expensive. With Gemini you'll pay like .40% or something to buy, another withdrawl of like .001 ETH, and a $25 wire fee but it will be available by the end of the day if you can wire money before 1 PM CST

>>13902003
my body is ready!

>>13907548
Stop. Posting. Memes. Of. Spongebob. In. Chainlink. Threads.

>>13907750
Lmao. Pathetic. Can't handle the truth, can you.

Who the fuck is cutting onions right now BRAAAAAP

>here's to you, Sergey Nazarov
>fren forever here in our hearts
>the last and final moment is yours
>that agony is your triumph

>>13907870
BRAP why the fuck are you so sad tonight man

what a long, strange trip it's been my friends

>>13907999

Im legit anxious, its been almost 2 years and now its all coming together and can go either way.

>>13907750
make me

>>13908036
In the short term it can go either way, I suppose. But we should really be max comfy right now. Audits are done. We are going live. Tomorrow, we will find out who's chomping at the bit to utilize the network. It's going to be a good day, anon. No matter what happens to price short term

>>13907927
Sergey’s Shirt made me sad ;(

>>13906453
When exactly did mainnet go online for eth?

I only have a 1K stack. Unfortunately of course that means I don't win much unless LINK literally goes to 30,000 but it does mean that I don't really care if it goes to zero.

>>13908058
Champing at the bit.

This has felt like a Newerending story but right now im feeling like the end of lotr

>>13904467
That's not too bad, I've only got a bit over 200 so we're in similar boats. Don't swing trade

>>13908105
reddit jannies purged him for being too based

>>13908108
lmgtfy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethereum#Milestones

Godspeed marines

LINK above $1 defies its purpose

>>13908236
Is there literally any source to back this up?

I still remember the ico and the nonstop fud at 17 cents. I remember when link hit the 2nd page of coinmarketcap and it was declared dead by biz
And now any investors have doubled tripled or quadrupled
Gratz fags its mooning tomorrow

>>13907750

>>13908236
I love you fren

>>13907750
2

I'm becoming a chainlinker today and investing 400. I know I'm late but I came as soon as I could. See you retards on the other side.

>Trump threatens to remove European sanctions-evading actors from SWIFT
>Enterprising anons discovered DoD connections to LINK
>Mainnet goes live tomorrow
>SWIFT/LINK partnership provide the mechanism to outright exclude certain parties from partaking in smart contracts
>SWIFT banks go along with it to take market share
>LINK gets to explode overnight
>Non-compliant banks get absolutely shittershattered

I hope to god I'm hallucinating, I couldn't take levels of based this high

>>13908305
Lol in your dreams Herschel, fuck off.

>>13908323
I'm just looking at the pieces. I'd be fuckin terrified if it worked out like this. The idea that the Jews haven't got their fingers in this pie strikes me as unlikely.

It is literally dumping as we speak

Next target: 10 cents

>>13908347
Tbh it would probably be a good thing. It would cause WWIII. Jews are definitely all over this project unfortunately, they are like the primary customer. Won't stop me from getting a slice though.

>>13908366
I feel it brother. May as well follow the money.

>>13908250

I'm sorry sir, you need a ticket for this spaceship.

>>13908288
Our father Hitler would be proud of you and your digits.

>>13903900
Chexked

End of ChainLink, you will (not) make it

so i have my linkies stored in a wallet and im not selling till we reach 1k but when it does how do i sell?

>>13908497
Do what you did to buy but do it backwards.

>>13908511
inb4 sells LINK for $1

>>13908387
You can't stop a wave, but you can for sure ride it

>>13908565
Surf the Kali Yuga fren

>>13902143
Audibly kekd

Newfag here, I wanna throw in a little bit of money just to join in on the shitposting, how do I do this?

>>13908694
>buy eth on coinbase
>send eth to binance
>buy link with that eth on binance

No linker here. (XMR and BTC only)

Can someone explain why chainlink is worth investing in? Why is it shilled so much? Is it just for the memes?

I am going to throw a bit of money in simply because I couldnt stand the smug pepes filling this board if it does by any chance moon, but im not convinced to throw more than meme money into it.

Getting drunk wirt a couple of frens. Starting now.

Posting in epic bread

>>13908715
Thanks fren, threw 300 smackers in there for funsies. Let’s see how it goes

>>13904376
You're no fren of mine

>>13908748
no fuck off

>>13902003
Patiently waiting for the pink wojacks.

>>13904256
Fren

>>13909029
Fren marine thread

<3 you frens

Open your FUD archives boyos

>>13902003
>>13902011
>>13902022
>>13902039
>>13902041
>>13902044
This thread and the massive autistic delusional behavior you can witness from retards or pajeets on /biz/ constitute a real goldmine if you want to understand why there is so many FUD surrounding Chainlink. Just look at the desperate posts coming from Linkies bagholders who are mostly reaching for hope with their supposed partnerships or project implementations. It turns out the aforementioned companies only talked about smart contracts globally, but the hopeful brainlets automatically associated the term with their pitiful ERC20 overvalued token. I'm not joking, they are unable to provide actual evidence or big names.The rare times when Chainlink's name was actually dropped were insignificant, "what if" possibilities by literal who companies with no weight nor presence in the technology industry. Meaning that the massive adoption of their json parser will never happen - there is a plethora of projects who are actually trying to address and come up with a solution for the oracle problem with dedicated and more competent teams than the two man job we have with Chainlink. At least, I can salute the marketing effort and the memes who are really great and entertaining if you want to have a laugh. Sadly, it's the only value Link will ever have for most people who actually understand the current state of the crypto market.

The only way to arguably make it left in the crypto market is the BTC halvening happening in one year. And even that is not guaranteed, normies won't fall for the trap twice. Still, if you believe, you have approximately two years left to accumulate as much as BTC as possible for what may be the biggest bull run that will be coming.

But yeah, keep believing in your stinky linkies, your double or triple digits, and it will surely happen. Link will moon, guaranteed. It's only a matter of time. "Do not underestimate the power of collective thought... $1000 EOY!" soon™

>>13909395
Have you ever heard of an NDA you moron?

>>13908748
What you've yet to realise is that it's all meme money

>>13909421

its pasta

>>13905013
Hey could you shoop the logo into the transmutation circle and change the text to say fomo alchemist?

>>13902003

Posting in this thread for my future self. Link is trading at $1.18 on May 30th 2019 and you bought at 20 cents in november 2017. It has been a crazy ride boys.

>>13902003
What time does it go live???

>>13909473
/thread

>>13906985
that id
that color
im feeling it anon

>>13908497
You can’t cash out, internet money is not money, get a job

How long do we hold?

>>13907999
those digits
checked

>>13909671
However long you want.

>>13909671
Til you realize it’s a scam, no one outside of crypto has ever had an oracle problem, because it’s made up. No such thing,

This thread will make history, we'll be reading it again once we've made it. Messege to my future self: you made it anon, never forget the path that lead you there, take care of your family, I'm proud of you

>>13909718
just wait til yr 30 or so. my oracle hurts like hell every morning

Remember anons, Israel has no right to exist.

>>13909771
In other news water is wet and paint comes in colors.

Who else is celebrating this glorious day by getting a Big Mac?

I hope it briefly dumps like fuck, because I want to buy 5k more cheap.

>>13909885
I might get a McDonald's. Probably not a Big Mac tho. Will do it if a thread pops up.

>>13909885
How much is a Big Mac in San Francisco?

>>13905887
Where you been fren?

/tg/ here I have no idea what's happening. Quick rundown?

>>13910250
We're all gonna kill ourselves and ascend.
Thus, making link hit 1k$ because the supply will dwindle with our deaths.

thank you frens. I feel nostalgic now that we really have come to this point. I remember when I was counting the github commits everyday wondering at what number mainnet will be released. I remember the sleepless nights when I was still learning and started obsessing over the concept of smart contracts, the API Economy and the 4th IR. Jesus fuck. It’s been a wild ride. Even though I’ve been on 4chan since 2006 I felt like a newfag when I browsed this place. Thank you you fucking faggots for fudding and making me dyor, otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to scrape all my wagiebucks together for such a long time. I might even have panic sold during last summer or december.. but now I already have more money than ever in my poor and drugridden life. Things are gonna get better, life is gonna get better, for us marines.