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Assblaster was just an articulate and entertaining LARP who did a good job of telling bedtime stories to bored neets. Don't treat it as gospel.

>>13890606

>>13890633
What's the red star then? Sergey clearly memed this. They intentionally pushed the ducks in a row meme because of the yellow circle with dots. Mainnet dates, using character names in their codes and so on. Couldn't the red star be singularity, which they seriously intend to create? Fits the story that they want to keep it from most retail investors until everything's ready to go (hiint: now)

>>13890695
Red circle is ass blasster. The red circle is a red butt with an explosion breaking through the anus

>>13890695
Might be time to take a day or two off from using the internet.

>>13890695
Red is the singularity/8 pointed star and the yellow ducks in a row also spells KEK. Too lazy to search up the pic for sources

>>13890695
There’s literally a character in the game named dimitri

> “One particular feature of Oracle of Seasons (and Oracle of Ages, for that matter) is the fact that certain choices made on the adventure will affect an outcome later on, making for various possible scenarios in a single play-through. Among these are the animal companions that will accompany Link on his adventure (either Moosh, Dimitri, or Ricky), and the growth Bipsom.“

>>13890695
Either Chaos Magic or Star of Ishtar. Chaos Magic makes the most sense bc it's basically meme magic.

>SUBSTANTIALLY more efficient

There is also a story of a man who dreamt for three straight nights of treasure* in a specific location under a stone; on the fourth night he went out with a neighbour to dig for it. The two men used holy water to mark a circle around the stone to keep the fairies out and began digging. The fairies appeared in the form of horses but couldn't approach due to the circle of holy water so when the men found the gold the fairies turned it all into frogs. Nonetheless the men filled their sack with the frogs and when they got home they found the sack filled with gold.

>>13890633
Blasphemy

>>13892598
sauce

>>13890606
He really was something. I wish the prophet would return.

>>13892749
Trips and AssBlaster returns for Mainnet

>>13890695
>green is a 4leaf clover
it was all planned, all of it.
every goddamn thing

>>13890601
>ctrl+f "fundamentally"
>0 results
this must be a fake sergey post op

is there even a minimum number of tokens to stake or do you just join linkpool to be part of the oracle?

>>13890606
>mainnet
>functional nodes
eheh, nothing personel but It would be a shame if your mainnet gets S I M P L I F I E D

>>13890606
>01/17/18

it was ATH time to cash out all your crypto,
yet this blaster was shilling chainlink.

>>13890825
>>13890892
>>13891732
The red star is your mom's cunt trying to strangle you that infamous day known as your birth, but miserably failing, kick-starting that neverending chain reaction of failures known as your life. Unironically, kill yourself