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reminder that red week only half way through

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For previously:
>>13882553

>> No.13889013

>>13888991
First for this market is propped up artificially and could crash at any moment.

>> No.13889027

Second for LCI to 13 by end of week :^)

>> No.13889034

>>13889013
the market is indeed propped up artificially but they figured out how to do that indefinitely, it'll stay more or less propped up for the foreseeable future

btfd

>> No.13889058

>>13888991
where can I buy Veolia with no or very low commissions?

>> No.13889062
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>they don't know LCIguy sold all his shares on friday and left the entire thread holding bags

>> No.13889092

>>13889062
he sold @ $9

>> No.13889093

>reusing OP pics
yawn

>> No.13889103

>>13889013
sad but true

>> No.13889127
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>>13889093
I need AMD to drop like a rock tomorrow so I can cash out and pay off my car.
I'm sorry for your loss but it has to happen

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>>13889093
She’s sacrificing originality and fun just to bully the poor rat >:(

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>>13889034
The head of the plunge protection team abruptly resigned today.

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>>13889092
>>13889062

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>>13889013
economy has always been propped up artificially, since before history

remember, a product (object, service, whatever) is only worth what someone is willing to pay for it

artificial theories can have real and measurable impacts on the world, groupthink is one hell of a drug, and humans have evolved to love that shit, since before humans were even a thing

>>13889127
if you are at the point where you "need" the market to do something for you, then youve already lost

>> No.13889200

>>13889181
>being this pedantic
>projecting
>pretentious
yikes!

>> No.13889214
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13889214

I'll stop bragposting for a moment on my AMD position and explain a very useful strategy for extreme blowups on a covered short call.

Let's say you're me, you're Chad af all in AMD because you know Su Bae gonna deliver. You write a covered call at $27 because fugg you need that premium. AMD then proceeds to btfo Intel at computex and shares rise up 10%. You make a nifty 5% on the call but now you're delta crushed and are at max profit. I have good news for you pal: you can roll-up your calls on the same expiration without sacrificing your account value (provided you have buying power, I only had enough to roll up twice on one contract so rip). During AMD's rise, I wrote a spread: a $27 long with a $27.5 short. It cost me about $40 to do so, but since AMD is fuckin' wit the 28 bitches I'm really increasing my account's value by $10 (difference in strikes minus premium). The spread legs of course cancelled my $27 short call, leaving me with a net $27.5 short. I did this again to $28 to nab another $10. You can use this rollup strategy on extreme blowups to capture returns on equity appreciation rather than premium. Your account's value stays the same (increases at expiration of course if underlying is above strike), only your buying power goes down.

Have fun anons. Go write calls on your favorite stonks <3

>> No.13889219

>>13889132
>>13889093
Me had othery thread pic made but at last min decided it too blasphemous

so wanted to go with continuity of red week instead

>> No.13889225

>>13889200
Seethe :^)
>>13889214
Unironically very good post

>> No.13889226

>>13889164
because they're gonna pump it more than he's comfortable with

btfath and brace for inflation

>> No.13889230

>>13889034
indefinitely, until they can't anymore
then it's gg no re

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>>13889225
N-no y-you!

>> No.13889241

>>13889127

I sadly don't think AMD will drop far. The cats out of the bag. Intel is doomed, AMD is winning.

It's unfortunate, I'm mad that somehow this stock is maintaining a p/e above 100x...

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Reminder that the Legendary commitment of Traders tuesday update shows large specs increasing longs on SPX and Nasdaq.
Retail net short

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>>13889236
*brrrrrrrrtttt* I’m sorry, the correct response would have been “cope”. “Unbased” would also have been acceptable, but would have been worth fewer points.

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>>There are people ITT who didnt buy AMD under $4 a share
>>There are people ITT who didnt buy AMD under $14 a share
Sad!

>> No.13889299

Money is flowing into the rare metal miners now based on the Chink threat.

ASX: LYC up 10%

ASX: ARU up 12%

These are daily quotes.

>> No.13889303

>>13889214

So what, did you sell puts at 27.5, buy your $27 call back, then sell a $28 call?

>> No.13889319
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>>13889303
I had a $27 short call.
I wrote a $27/$27.5 debit spread. I am now net a $27.5 short call.
I wrote a $27.5/$28 debit spread. I am now net a $28 short call.

If I had more buying power I'd have done the same to my $26.5s but payday is this friday >=[

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What does /smg/ think of TTPH? A bunch of normie sites said people should buy

>> No.13889333

>>13889214
>just continuously increase your leverage while a stock is going up bro, nothing bad can happen

>> No.13889346

>>13889324
Meme stock

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>>13889214
What happens if it stops going up?

>> No.13889367

>>13889347
If it stops going up but stays above your strikes, you're still at max profit (but more max profit than before the roll up). If it falls below, it's just like any other short call: you still get the premium and keep the shares, but lose equity in the shares you own.

>> No.13889371

Quick reminder for all the stock kiddes:

>BTC is UP 69.29% in the last month
>S&P500 is DOWN 3.97% in the last month

Time to liquidate and join the fastest growing asset class in the world. Yes, your ignorance made you miss out on BTC when it was cheap. You probably regret that decision. Don't regret it again... BTC will hit ATH this year at this rate.

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>>13889241
As long as I remain smug I can hold for eternity
Smug posting is literally the most powerful force in the world

>> No.13889397

>>13889214
Calls yourself the chad of AMD but holds only 600 shares and writes fucking calls before Computex when literally anyone that's been following AMD the last few months KNEW they were going to kill it. Your post was basically "how to undo a fuckup that any real long would have known better than to make in the first place". You write those calls on 10% days like today and you do it a month out at least in case there's a short squeeze that would wreck a weekly.

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>>13889388
>13889388
if only that 9 was a 1.....

>> No.13889414

>>13889367
so what happens if AMD falls 20% and suddenly your cost basis is underwater?
why do you think buy and hold outperforms call writing?

>> No.13889450

nai dess

>> No.13889451

>>13889319

Tbh I don't understand. What the fuck is a "short call"? Is this a put? Or is it a call? It's contradictory.

A short goes down, a call goes up?? Durr durr

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13889462

Quit humoring the tripfag, everyone knows AMD is dipping tomorrow.

Million dollar question is which way is USO going?

>> No.13889471

>>13889451
people like you should stay far away from options. all you need to know is to buy SPY once a month with whatever you have saved up. if you try doing anything else you'll probably lose your money

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>>13889397
AMD is up 5.10% on the 1M chart.
I'm up nearly 25%. I've outperformed any long stock position, whether they bought last Friday or one month ago. Keep seething boomer.

>>13889414
If AMD falls 20% I'm protected a few pct from the premium I wrote. That AMD dip from 27.50 to the low 26 before computex actually allowed me to go from 500 shares to 600 earlier than I expected myself to. When your stock falls, you want to sacrifice equity for higher cashflows in the future. It's not foolproof, obviously, but I did exactly that and I had that extra 3 grand going into today's spike because of that dip prior.
>why do you think buy and hold outperforms call writing?
it doesn't.

>>13889451
A long call option gives you the right to buy a stock at a certain strike price in exchange for paying a premium. A short call is the opposite end of that trade. I am obligated to sell my shares at a certain strike and I am paid to do so.

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>>13889397
>>13889500
1M chart for reference.

>> No.13889557
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>>13889500
>I'm up nearly 25%. I've outperformed any long stock position, whether they bought last Friday or one month ago
>25%
smalltime

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>>13889549
Post chart tomorrow after AMD craters 20%

>> No.13889596

>>13889500
this is probably one of the best examples of dunning kruger i've ever seen on 4chan

he doesn't even bother studying how selling cc's performs against buying and holding for growth stocks and spouts literal falsehoods

>> No.13889626

>>13889549
LMAO...you trying to show off your newbie gains is cute. I've been holding AMD since $2.37 kiddo and made nearly 2x your portfolio today alone on AMD calls. I made almost 25k last year thanks to SuBae (blew a good chunk chasing MU sadly).

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>>13889590
+1 for Racecar Johnny. YO!
-1 for disrespecting Su Bae.
-1 for being Comfy.
>13889596
No (you) for you. I post my charts showing my gains. When will you realize CCs are a superior strategy to everything else shilled on /smg/? I'll be posting 3M charts very soon as I keep building towards my 1000 shares of AMD.

>> No.13889640

>>13889500
Fuck, I wish I had a high iq.

>> No.13889674

no point in trying to argue against a rock
after all, the market itself is the best teacher

(by the way, i was like you once - i thought i was a genius who nearly doubled 22k within 3 months. guess what happened when the stocks stopped rising?)

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How we feeling bois?

>> No.13889705

>>13889674
He'll be humbled soon enough, we all pay tuition in the beginning. Hopefully he didn't do like I did after my first couple of big wins and start bragging to the SO about it, only to gamble most the profits away.

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>>13889637

>> No.13889767

>>13889557
What are those bars on the right that are showing the most common prices levels called?

>> No.13889909
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>>13889767
Volume Profile
(VPVR on the image)

>> No.13889938
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>Bang! Found at discount grocer
Premium Sips are back on the menu, boys!
...I waste so much money :(

AAAAAAAHHHHH WHY DIDNT I SELL MORE SHIT AND BUY MORE INVERSE LEVERAGE?!?!

>>13889590
Another +1 for racecar Johnny.

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>S&P below 2800
Bulls officially on suicide watch

>> No.13890292

>>13886620

Holy crap. Big thank you to the Hong Kong poster!

I can’t believe I’ve held BILI through all the bad news that keeps coming out. I wonder how this will effect other services. I hear Tencent it working with Nintendo to bring the switch to China, it sounds like they’ll have to implement some sort of strict control over that, as well.

Honestly, it is a healthy thing to have limits on your screen time. But it is offputting to me, that the government is controlling it. It probably makes sense in the context of Chinese daily life though.

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How are you preparing for the depression?

>> No.13890324

>>13890316
stocking up on SNRI's

and I've been trimming my S&P, buying a little SDOW, and buying a bunch of Altria.

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>>13889371
>BTC
>asset

>> No.13890789

you feel it too don't you? it may just be a little voice in the back of your head now, but soon it will become full blown fear

>> No.13890814
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>>13890292
>I hear Tencent it working with Nintendo to bring the switch to China, it sounds like they’ll have to implement some sort of strict control over that, as well.
FYI, Nintendo have been participating in the Chinese market with local Chinese partners by selling customized versions of machines like N64, NDS, Wii and such in China under the name of "learning machine" for many years before hand already, however, because of the very limited set of game it provide to those users who buy their Chinese machines, they are epic flop that they have to retreat from the market at the time.
A few years ago, Sony started selling PlayStation in China after Chinese government lifted the ban against gaming console, but the amount of game available is still rather limited, fortunately for Chinese consumers is that PlayStation 4 games are not region locked, and even thought there are restriction on PSN region (a restriction added according to government request), the restriction can also be bypassed at relative ease.
This time Nintendo cooperate with Tencent to enter the Chinese market can relive some of the aforementioned difficulties, like the amount of game available can be increased thanks to possible adoption of titles owned by Tencent and Tencent's understanding on Chinese market might also help them get more titles into releasing them in China, and they might also be able to market it in a way more appropriate to the Chinese market, and the current market position of Nintendo Switch might also be able to attract more causal consumer/players that can be satisfied with just those limited Chinese titles, but all these bonus factors would become trivial if they strictly comply with Chinese regulation and ban non-Chinese games to operate on those Chinese switch. (There are no information about whether it is going to be a case or not yet)

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>>13890921

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>>13890996

>> No.13891040

>>13890921
https://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/23/business/global/23rare.html
Not the first time they tried something similar

>> No.13891061

This is insane. Rehn is talking about 'if we face a new recession', as if the one that started in 2007 in US which transformed into sovereign debt crisis around 2009 in Europe is over. Is he seriously implying there was any growth between then and now, that'd warrant to call more depression, regression and downturn 'new recession' instead of the same one continuing through phases.

>> No.13891072

Seems like the Chinese live streaming platform YY posted a rather exceptional quarterly earning earlier today.

>> No.13891094

>>13891061
>Rehn is talking about 'if we face a new recession', as if the one that started in 2007 in US which transformed into sovereign debt crisis around 2009 in Europe is over.
The crisis have already been over a few years ago for some industrial sectors and also for some countries. For others, they might be experiencing a situation similar to what Japan have been experiencing ever since early 1990s.

>> No.13891254
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THIS IS THE END

>> No.13891297

>>13890996
>Don't say we didn't warn use
The expression can actually be seen as an ultimatum, if they put the sentence in commentary section on the paper version of the People's Daily. That have only occurred ~2 times through out the history of People's Republic of China, one is before Sino-Indian War in 1962, and another is before Sino-Vietnamese War in 1978. Other instance of the sentence's usage was Zhao Enlai vocally warned America not to cross the 38 degree parallel before the Korean War, and Xinhua news agency also printed this line in 1967 before military conflict between China and Russia broke out. The 2017 China-India border conflict mentioned in the screenshot was actually a less official instance of the usage as that was only spoken as a line from a interview with a PLA official instead of any official piece from party media.
This time they printed the article on the paper version of the People's Daily, however that is not on the commentary section, so I think this is still not the "ultimatum" level of warning that would signify an imminent outbreak of military conflict, yet this is still already a rather high level of warning.

>> No.13891545

>>13891297
>use
*you

>> No.13891623
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>>13891297
why do they publish it in the newspaper instead of having someone in their government like Xi make a proclamation?
Is this coming from Xi or from other parts of the CCP?

Everyone's saying to take this as a super serious threat, but isn't there a chance someone at the paper is just getting carried away and taking things way too far on their own? Possibly Xi and the central committee don't really want to escalate things to this degree/

>> No.13891830

>>13890996
lol I wish a nigga would

>> No.13891858

Futures mega red eh
Nice day ahead

>> No.13891952

1 whole month of "surely it can't keep going down AGAIN"

>> No.13891994
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why is this thread so gloomy?
spy is down less than 5% this month but it dropped like 20% from it's peak around dec and there wasn't half as much crying

>> No.13892015

>went under 280 overnight
Haha time for blood

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>>13891994
I feel like it's gloomy but not all-out fearful or distressed

we're averaging like 1 pink wojak or 'AAAAAAAAx20' post every couple threads this month, people aren't really feeling the heat

I want to see more posts about people losing their houses or gambling away their family and friends' money before we are ready to rise again

basically I want to see some real crying. right now it's just a slightly melancholy feeling

maybe the algos take over these threads as well

>> No.13892039

>>13891623
People's Daily is the official newspaper of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China. It basically represent the collective opinion of the party.

>> No.13892171

>>13890996
>>13891009
>>13891623
>>13892039
It's beneath Xi to push these kinds of threats, but it seems like they're serious this time and it'd be a major escalation.

The treasury auction i was planning to buy from was a couple days from now but I've decided to put it into a leverage treasury ETF instead, TYD. Even if China blows its load of treasuries the effect will mostly be temporary on the price. But the way things are trending now it seems more likely that their counter-measures will take the form of things like this.

>> No.13892186

Also, recently decided to go into kindle ebook erotica to make some side cash to invest with. Can't just sit around waiting for employers to get back to me.

>> No.13892233

>>13892186
>get interview in 'dream job' scenario
>say they want to hire someone immediately and people would be contacted for second round interviews in 24hrs
>hear nothing in 48hrs
:(

>> No.13892260

>>13892233
(checked)
That sucks anon. Had a good interview last week myself and they said they'd get back in a week or two, so hopefully it'll be any day now. Unfortunately, most of the ideal positions I applied for take for ever to hire someone.

GL out there. It's hard to find good wage slave positions.

>> No.13892300

>>13892260
i also used a day of annual leave to go to the interview as well, because i had to commute into the city
but it was worth a shot

>> No.13892314

Tfw bought even more Ishares S&P 500

>> No.13892319

>>13891297
is some people gonna die?

>> No.13892330

>>13892319
Don't you see the part I said that it isn't the most official format of the warning? Afterall there are still no military war yet.

>> No.13892359

>>13892330
well couldn't we just go up to China and give them some freedom and regime change in exchange for some rare earths.

>> No.13892381

Note: Apparently, because of the upcoming 30th anniversary of the June Fourth event, some Chinese websites have already suspended various different functionalities on their service to restrict possible spread of anything special related to the event back then that might have any slight possibility to spread. There were similar measures in the past year near the anniversary, but because it is the integral year of 30th anniversary this year, with the overall trend of tightened control on the society and also the background of the trade war, seems like this year these temporary restrictions are particularly strong.

Chinese live streaming platforms Huya, YY, Douyu (DOYU, subsidiary of Tencent, currently in the process of filing an IPO at Nasdaq?) have already temporary removed the fly-over comment feature. bilibili livestream section have already disabled its overseas service.

>> No.13892393

>>13892381
Lmaoing @ the Chinese government

>> No.13892403

>>13892359
If the US did that they wouldn't get any rare earth in exchange; however they'd get plenty of Chinese thermonuclear bombs for free.

>> No.13892404

>>13892381
>implying something actually happened on june 4th 1987 in tiananmen square

>> No.13892409

>>13892359
It would have been cheaper to simply reopen those closed rare earth metal mines in China, America have quite a bit of rare earth reserve too, just that price competition from Chinese exporter forced those mines in western countries like America to close down. It would take some times for the production to ramp up, but still it will probably cost less time than pushing a regime change at China

>> No.13892599

>>13892171
>leverage treasury ETF

Name?

>> No.13892649

>>13892599
It's in the post, TYD.

>> No.13892654

Do I buy gold? Geopolitics is looking worse than ever.

Lmao @ libtard Trudeau selling all of the Canadian gold.

>> No.13892667

>>13890996
Imagine going to war with another country in order to help the Khmer Rouge.

>> No.13892670

>>13892654
Physical, yes. Gold stocks or ETFs, no.

>> No.13892676
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>Published 11:44 AM ET Tue, 21 June 2016
>The next recession is already here—and there isn't much the Fed can do
>While investors have been focused on the perennial failed hope for a second half economic recovery, they have been missing the most salient point: the U.S. most likely entered into a recession at the end of last quarter

https://www.cnbc.com/2016/06/21/the-next-recession-is-already-here-and-there-isnt-much-the-fed-can-do-commentary.html

>> No.13892695

>>13892654
Geopolitics going bad doesn't necessarily mean gold price will go up, just look at what's happening in Venezuela and how the situation has greatly increased Gold production as a means of getting foreign currency. All it takes is for things to go badly in a couple countries with gold in the ground.

It could go up, in fact there's decent odds of it, but the most sure bet of geopolitics going bad is US treasuries.

>> No.13892703

>>13892676
Wall Street has predicted 10 out of the last 3 recessions

>> No.13892704

>>13892023
image status: maximum comfy

>> No.13892712
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>>13892670
Of course. Fuck the boomer paper contracts.

>> No.13892713

>>13892676
I prefer the real next recession, ty
https://thenextrecession.wordpress.com/2019/05/26/global-slump-the-trade-and-technology-trigger/

>> No.13892737

>>13889058
I bought my gf a viola a few years ago at the music shop. Check your local music shop or search online.

>> No.13892740

>>13892695
OK sure, even if the countries start to mine even more gold. It's only accelerating the shortage of gold. The nature of market is that we're pricing in the future, not now. Since we are past the peak gold, imo gold should go up. It's a pretty safe bet.

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>>13892649
Thanks. Does it pay divvies, or are you just waiting for treasuries to moon when the fed lowers rates?

>> No.13892788

>>13892778
It has around a 1% div rate, but yeah its mostly about the price movement.

>> No.13892794

>>13892740
Maybe, I wouldn't be surprised if they start asteroid mining that stuff in the future tho, assuming there's still a global market for Gold.

>> No.13892810

>>13892794
Well yes, consider this. If we have the supply chain and infrastructure to mine asteroids, then we need so much gold to justify it. I believe that the wealth preserving property of gold would still remain even in asteroid mining age.

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13892837

In other news, US corn harvest is down to record lows this year.

>Only 32% of U.S. #corn had emerged by May 26 compared with a 5-year average of 69%. >>>13892778
That is RECORD slow by far. Here are the next few slowest (records since 1999): 2) 2002 53% 3) 2013 54% 4) 2008 55% 5) 2011 57% 6) 2009 58%
https://twitter.com/kannbwx/status/1133491482986520576

>US completes 58% of intended US corn acreage planting, 32% below five-year average
https://www.spglobal.com/platts/en/market-insights/latest-news/agriculture/052819-us-completes-58-of-intended-us-corn-acreage-planting-32-below-five-year-average

>>13892810
The price would be higher to justify less efficient, more capital intensive production, yes, this is Ricardo's old theory of rent. I think once such an economy of scale is achieved such mining would flood the market, however. Though, this is a long ways into the future.

>> No.13892873

>>13892837
Yeah, I don't disagree that there would be a temporary dip by then. Then, the semiconductors will buy it up to make even more electronics.

>> No.13892875

>>13892837
>TYD
Looks interesting but I'm hesitant to get even deeper into leveraged ETFs. I worry that major volatility could make all the complicated financial magic that makes 3x leveraged ETFs work collapse.

>corn
This is really bad. Also, China has thr massive pig disease problem and the crop worms. Not going to be nice for poor people around the world when food prices double next year.

>> No.13892889

>>13889471
>>13889500

On my broker what you call a short call is what I call a covered call.

You own the underlying stock and agree to sell it at strike price X, receiving the premium.

>> No.13892912

>>13892875
I expect that liquidity would largely be maintained for US treasuries. US banking regulators and the Fed work hard to ensure that.

>> No.13892930

So resident Marxist, is gold a buy? Or are you still sticking with meaningless boomer paper?

>> No.13892960

>>13892930
Gold is hardly the worst investment you could make. Just don't expect miracles.

I will be sticking with treasuries, as if they truly become ""meaningless"" then we'll have much bigger things to worry about than money.

>> No.13892961

>>13892186
I really don’t think you have it in you to write anything seductive or erotic
Good luck though lol

>> No.13892971

>>13892889
You can also be short a naked call (on an adult broker, not Robinhood)

>> No.13892972
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>>13892930
The only question you need to ask yourself about gold investment is that if its not a buy why it's locked up in central banks

>> No.13892977

>>13892961
I've made many bitches cum with online ERP, FYI. Might as well start getting paid for that shit.

>> No.13892980

>>13892912
Except that Direxion represents almost half the leveraged ETF market. If their riskier funds go tits up, all their assets are at risk.

>> No.13892985

>>13892960
this is of course also true of SPY

buy the fastest growing thing that the government won't allow to fail

>> No.13892996

>>13892381
They finally fully blocked all of Wikipedia (all languages)

>> No.13893000

>>13892960
Fed getting btfo does not mean that we're in a shtf situation. There can be peaceful transitions with massive economic upsurping.

I'm not saying that we should be stocking up bullets and seeds. But, the long term outlook for globohomo neoliberalism is pretty dire.

>> No.13893006

>>13892977
>I've made many men cum with online ERP, FYI. Might as well start getting paid for that shit.
ftfy

>> No.13893012
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>>13892985
So, bitcoins?

>> No.13893015

>>13892980
Hmm, I'll take that into consideration anon. As cliché as it sounds I'm reminded of the Big Short when the bank was going under, that short fund was still worth huge bucks. Might be worth it even if the firm is at risk.

>>13892985
While the US gov would likely not allow SPY to go to zero, that doesn't stop it from going down or sideways for decades at a time.

>> No.13893027

>>13892977
Doubtful

>> No.13893037

>>13893006
Men got money too.

>>13893000
(checked)
Treasuries aren't issued by the Fed tho, they're issued by the US treasury department. Even in the most extreme scenarios it's unlikely the US will abandon the greenback unless it is SHTF levels.

>> No.13893038

>>13892889
Covered call = You own the underlying stock
Short call = You don’t own the underlying = infinite risk

>> No.13893039

>>13892794
Nuclear transmutation would be cheaper than asteroid mining

>> No.13893066

>>13893039
Nah

>>13893038
Naked call

>> No.13893098
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13893098

Who /doubleleveragedallcashfund/?

>> No.13893120

>>13892972
Enlighten me. Is it the aliens?

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>waiting for market open after buying DJ30 @ 25648 with 20x leverage late yesterday

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>>13893037
What about abandoning USD for Yuan?

>> No.13893234

>>13893066
Short call is a form of naked call

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>>13893195
>>13893154

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fuggg

>> No.13893297
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Damn PLUG is rallying hard today. I forgot to rebuy it when I sold the last top. Oh well.

Congratulations! Guess I'll wait for the next dip.

>> No.13893305

>>13893267
Red panty day

>> No.13893455
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Good morning everyone! Who's ready for another exciting trading day?! Its gonna be a battlefield today. We're gonna see much flip flopping! Ror!

>> No.13893467
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>>13893455
two words:

tesla
cheapies

>> No.13893475

I AM GETTING VIOLATED IN MY SPY CALLS FROM YESTERDAY HELP

>> No.13893476

>>13893467
We look for under 150
Then maybe under 140 we’ll see

>> No.13893481

>>13893467
Virgin tesla vs the Chad nio

>> No.13893493

5 MINUTES TO GO FFFUUUU

>> No.13893498

VTGN giving calls (essentially) to its employees before ELEVATE data

>> No.13893512
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>>13893481
Ror! No. Friend of mine talked to me about it, said it was gonna be a real competitor for Tesla. Doubt. But I went for it anyway, put $500 in to test the waters when it was trading around $10/share. I think the next week it got cut in half. Now it's like what, $4? Fastest dramatic loss I ever had. Funny looking back tho.

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bear gang

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>>13891994
>wasn't half as much crying
thats because everyone who had money lost like 50% and couldnt bear show face again

or they too depressed for post

me recollect of december low was that everything fuzzy and grey, like life was being sucked out of earth

>> No.13893568
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13893568

LCI launched generic ADHD drug ahead of schedule. Watch it rise today!

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>>13893545
I am looking forward to mass hanging of wall street in August.

>> No.13893608

What happened to AMRS

>> No.13893610
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13893610

Wow! Heavy early volume on LCI this morning. Let's see if it maintains. Shorts maybe covering now?

>> No.13893614

>>13891994
I'm only sad that it isn't dropping faster.
I bought cheapies in December and I NEED a second dose.

>> No.13893626

>that tummy on taylor

>> No.13893636

>>13893610
Getting the shit shorted and manipulated out of it as usual.

>> No.13893643

>>13893545
Don't forget

>>/biz/thread/S12256663#p12257481
>>/biz/thread/S12223318#p12223737
>>/biz/thread/S12160092#p12161232

>> No.13893666

Is this the golden bear run?

>> No.13893667
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its dumping again.....

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>>13893666
Ror! Hi Satan

>> No.13893697

>AMD up .20+, now down .17

>> No.13893700

>>13893608
>listening to biotech shills
Enjoy your new bags
Also to the dude with the NKE puts I told him about congrats man hold till 78 and decide on profit taking

>> No.13893723

>>13893700
AMRS isn't a biotech, retard

>> No.13893725
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13893725

Markets keep falling. Seriously considering loading up on ELF if their price reaches $9 or lower. Same with Apple.

What do you think, boys?

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13893738

>>13890996
>>13891009
Considering the all signs point at complete escalation of the trade war, I already wondered why China doesn't play the rare earth metal card.

Guess that answers it.

>> No.13893758

>>13893738
>posting Klem

MY MAN.

>> No.13893801

>>13893725
>Seriously considering loading up on ELF if their price reaches $9 or lower.
why would you do that..

>> No.13893809

>>13893666
shadilay brother!

>> No.13893845

>>13893801
They have great long-term prospects as good quality budget makeup and they'll do great in a recession (which we're due for any day now). Their business model is really solid overall. BUT I wouldn't pay more than $9 as it currently is.

They'll reach $15 a share over the next 3-5 years, easy. Screen cap this post if you want.

>> No.13893860

>>13893012
I sold on the dip last night!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I KEEP FUCKING IT UP!!!

>> No.13893877

Should have bought SOLY but well. Hope AMD will be worth a long hold. I guess so, since Intel is a dumpster fire with all their bugs and performance problems. Also all new consoles have AMD chips again.

>> No.13893894

>>13893877
Been watching that one and kicking myself.

God damn it. I’m blowing it... I think there’s still time to buy some tvix/SDOW?

>> No.13893911

>>13893877
Even as a bear, semis are looking great for the upcoming crypto explosion.

>> No.13893918
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Were gonna dump harder today than any other day in history kek

>> No.13893930

>>13893725
ever heard of not catching a falling knife?

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>>13893918
Digits do not confirm. Ror!

>> No.13893956

>>13893918
I wish we could finally experience a circuit breaking flash crash.

>> No.13893970

>>13893930
If it drops below $8 I'll just buy even more. I've given up on trying to find the perfect bottom. I always initially lose money on a new position, which is why I never go all in at once. This method works pretty well for me, you can do what you want.

I wouldn't touch TSLA with a ten foot pole, on the other hand. Good prospects but way too volatile for me.

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13893987

Anyone buying DF when it hits $1?

>> No.13894031

>tfw fell for the Trump meme
it's over

https://www.forbes.com/sites/kensilverstein/2019/05/28/the-extremely-stable-genius-has-been-outsmarted-by-china-u-s-lng-exports-at-risk/

>> No.13894034

>>13893894
I don't know man, maybe if the trend continues. I am done for today and just hold my shit and do some other work. Fucking tax reports are also due to Friday.

>> No.13894038

>CGC won’t stop dumping
Of course ducking dudeweed has weak hands
God damn it

This is so painful...

>> No.13894088

>>13893956
This desu. Going in on Intel and AMD together will bring great yields even as the market falls due to the incoming rise of Monero and cryptocurrency in general.

>> No.13894104

>>13894088
Meant for
>>13893911

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13894109

>"tell the chinks that I don't give a fuck. Pull the rug"
>"I hope you aren't holding any stocks, anon"

>> No.13894116

>>13894088
NVDA as well. I wouldn't go all into CPU memes.

>> No.13894130

>AMRN
The T babies poster just feel like such a chad right now

What a ballsy all-in play

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>>13893467
This is tesla

>> No.13894168

>>13893918
Thanks fren, just loaded up on the SPY puts that expire Friday.

>> No.13894178

The LCI fags have to be on suicide watch. They drop the generic adderall and lose more money. Inb4 $20 eoy

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>>13894178
Ror! No it shot up earlier. Should be going up but they're being dragged down by the whole market. Take a look at Teva, then tell me how you think LCI is actually doing.

>> No.13894228

we up nao?

>> No.13894232

>>13894178
lol no one reads shit from lci

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>>13894178
We just shakin' out the weak hands!

>> No.13894242

>>13893723
He’s confused with Amrn

>> No.13894245

>>13894116
Unless Nvidia starts making ASICs, I wouldn't go there.

>> No.13894256

Hey guys I'm new to all this... is there any merit to long term dividend investment? Like in Vanguard or something along those lines?

>> No.13894268

>>13894256
Yes.

Ahem...

THREADLY REMINDER

>> No.13894276

>>13894031
Wait till Trump turns this around in 1 second with a Wow moment look how smart i am moment. Fucking everytime

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13894290

Why is it moving in squares now?

>> No.13894293

>>13893918
>exit
Can you sell?

>> No.13894294

WTF the markets are recovering now right after I filled my put order?

>> No.13894317
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>>13894294
Why is robinhood so fucking retarded? Clearly the price is down today yet it says its up 2% today. Says open is 24.90...

>> No.13894319

>>13894294
I think you are a time traveler and you come back to shitpost the exact wrong trades on a Himalayan basket weaving forum.

>> No.13894338

>>13893512
It was just finding its price post IPO. I got burned a bit too. I'm just holding forever at this point, it'll either be bought out by onrle of the big Chinese companies or it will grow for the next five years.

>> No.13894340

>PPT head quit yesterday
>Mueller is about to give a statement on Russia at 11
>bonds and BTC are silently mooning
>massive selloff already underway

The dip has never been clearer and this is all a psyop. Go all in on blue chips and tech right now unless you're a pussy.

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>>13894319
Or hes really really really bad at trading to such a unique degree that he makes the EXACT WRONG moves evrytiem.

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>>13894340
How stupid do you have to be to think like this?

>> No.13894381

>>13894352
I would buy 3x Inverse BagholderExtraordinaire fund.

>> No.13894388

>>13893608
No one actually knows. Probably someone with big holdings getting bored. Buy the dip. It's not like in 6 months this isn't going to be novel technology with more applications than we can imagine, plus they're taking care of their debts for right now and adding revenue streams. They'll be profitable in a year or two and that shit will explode.

>> No.13894389

>>13894290
We /nikkei/ now

>>13893918
>>13881976
Testing to see if this post was deleted right after it was posted.
I don’t remember seeing it.

>>13893738
>>13893758
Not top isekai, desu. If you’re going for lewd, I remember the tittymonster elf being better.

If you’re into childish demonlords... now demonlord Milim, there was a demonlord *sips*

>> No.13894395

>>13894338
Ror! No they allegedly mislead investors about securing a factory. Getting sued. Probs nothing will come from it, but I cut my losses at 50%. Thankfully it was only $250. Made that back relatively soon with F. Good old F.

>> No.13894404

>>13894276
Nah my dude, China made the big threat. This shit gets worse in June. I hope we can hold out. Remember, they can go as totalitarian as possible.

>> No.13894407

>>13894368
How dumb do you have to be to not have seen this happen 50 times since Trump has been in Office?

>> No.13894409

>moving back towards crab territory
Just fucking crash! Leave the House of Cancer!

>> No.13894438

>>13894404
>b-but the G20 "meeting" with Xi and Trump in June will resolve this, just buy the dip!

>> No.13894446

Why don't we just say fuck China and develop technology that can make use of common Earth elements instead of the rare ones? It would lower costs for everybody and BTFO the Chinese.

>> No.13894447

>>13894368
Stupid enough to realize that buying high and selling low is a fool's errand.

>> No.13894449

>>13894395
Oh yeah, they did do that a little. But we're talking about the chinese so a little shit like that is to be expected.

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Anyone here swinging BYND? I've considered it so so so many times, but it's super risky in my eyes. I mean, how long can it realistically take for everyone to realize that this is a vegan burger co and take profits and run? These swings are wild tho. If I had just took a chance on it, I'd have so much moolah right now.

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>>13894407
The rebounds only happened because Trump promised a deal.

>> No.13894461

>>13894446
I’m starting to think baggie is 14
Can you post all your positions so i can do the opposite?

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>>13894446
Sorry sweetie, physics and chemistry are real.

>> No.13894476

>>13894454
He also promised the wall.

>> No.13894485

>>13894473
nah can't we just like inject a proton here, take a few away over there and just make what ever the fuck we want?

>> No.13894492

>>13894485
We actually can, problem is doing this trillions of billions of times

>> No.13894495
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>>13894485
>atomic manipulation
Y-you are a time traveller?!

>> No.13894497

>>13894485
Oh man, you should be a nuclear scientist.

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what's his endgame?

>> No.13894505

>>13894495
the last time chinks fucked with us, we atomically manipulated two of their cities away

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>>13894485
>nah can't we just like inject a proton here, take a few away over there and just make what ever the fuck we want?

Sure, spending dozens of millions $ to get A FEW ATOMS A WEEK sure is cost efficient.

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>>13894476
Thanks for making my point even stronger.

>> No.13894548

>>13894517
Its being built

>> No.13894563

>>13894501
total goy enslavement

>> No.13894572

>>13894512
>>13894485
No, we can't create elements that require a neutron star collision to be formed. We don't have the ability to generate the forces needed to do that. At best, we could maybe fuse Carbon atoms from Boron atoms. Anything heavier requires more energy than we could produce.

>> No.13894582

15 minutes until Mueller admits that yes, it was all a witch-hunt

...or was it?

>> No.13894583
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>>13894548
>"and mexico is paying for it! git em' trump!"

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>>13894548

>> No.13894597

>>13894512
Well if we don't do it, we'll never get more efficient at it. You think we were at peak efficiency when we dropped the first nuke? Fuck no, and while the leftists and green peace faggots were having butt sex in california saying you can't hug with nuclear arms, the fucking ruskies tested the Tsar Bomba.

>> No.13894611

>>13894495
Show me your ways senpai

>> No.13894619

>>13894548
for few billions per few miles.

well done.

>> No.13894638

>>13894572
>more energy than we could produce
This is nonsense is coming from the same group of people who "confirm" climate change. They're just brainlets

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>>13894505
wrong squinty eyes but i get the point.

>> No.13894643

>>13894492
Obviously we should just build a machine that does this automatically for us! Those things can perform millions and billions of operations per second.

>> No.13894656

>>13894597
Efficiency isn't the issue. You can't create rare earth metals through nuclear force with the amount of energy our entire star system produces, much less just our measly capacity on earth. We can make some rare earths compounds with chemistry but actually forging rare earths at an atomic level requires a neutron star collision for all above Gold.

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>>13894501
To destroy the west. And empower Israel.

>> No.13894676

>>13894638
Motherfucker this is basic physics. The amount of pressure and energy required to fuse atoms with a weight that high can't even be created in a fucking supernova.

>> No.13894681

ROKU +5%, it likes to go up when SPX goes down

>> No.13894685
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Trump crashing the market

Wish someone would have impeached orangeman long time ago. We would be better off with hillary

>> No.13894714

>>13894685
>1 poster
Heres a (you).

>> No.13894716

>>13894685
market would have crashed a long time ago if hilldawg as in office, Trump just delayed the inevitable.

>> No.13894724

>>13894685
hillary would've led us into a war with russia. yes, the numbers would be higher, but what about the cost of human lives for neoliberal globohomo bullshit?

>> No.13894728

>>13894572
...no one tell the borax miners
their sacrifice will be appreciated

>>13894670
Fuck palestinians, fuck jannies, fuck 3rd wave and whatever this shit is feminism
...#FreeTheNipple

>>13894685
Unironically? People were always smearing her for being "too close to wallstreet"

>> No.13894741

>>13894451
YES! Banked about $4k riding it up and down. I’m tied up in shit this week but otherwise I would buy puts RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!

>> No.13894746

>>13894676
If thats true then how did those heavy atoms get here on earth in the first place?
Boom.

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>>13894656
Is that the future? Harvesting stars for energy? Colliding them to make a ton of neat shit? Sounds fun.

>> No.13894781

>>13894676
This is just Chinese propaganda designed to hinder American innovation and abilities to create our own rare earth elements.

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>>13894741

>> No.13894796

>>13894381
What happens when he buys the fund?

>> No.13894801

>>13894724
People always say this but then bring up the uranium deal on the flip side. Was hilldawg in bed with Russia or a warmongerer? And even if she was a warmongerer, doesnt that just mean defense stocks are going to moon? Also, I wouldnt worry about loss of US life with all the fucking drones we have now. Staging anything like a draft using the fat fucks we call a populace now instead of machines would be a waste of time and effort.

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>>13894796
>dump it

>> No.13894827

Every time we stare at black matter universe collapses

>> No.13894847

> SP drops below PPT designated support level

What happened

>> No.13894855

Alright Mueller, WRECK THIS SHIT

...SDOW is probably dumber than SQQQ... companies are too big and stable to dump like the s&p. SNASDAQ would've been dank today, what's the equivalent?

>>13894796
>divide by 0

>>13894801
>Uranium deal
this shit is birther-tier, 9/11 never happened and the moon landing never happened because the moon doesn't actually exist - level

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>>13894796
Buy 3x Bull BagholderExtraordinaire fund

>> No.13894906

>>13894855
9/11 did happen but it was a controlled demo false flag. Just like when Hitler burnt down the Reichstag and blamed France

>> No.13894938

> I'm resigning
This is what the stocks plunged for? jessus

>> No.13894953

>>13894938
He's not saying anything... Of course not, I don't know why I thought there would be anything different

>> No.13895009

>the russia investigation took 2 years because mueller reads slow as shit

this nigga sounds sleepy

>> No.13895036

>>13894746
I explained it. Neutron star collisions. We just recently saw one and detected the light bandwidth blocking that can only be caused by the heaviest elements, bandwidths not even supernova explosions can block.

>> No.13895043

>>13893700
You are THE MAN. What moves to make today hoss?

>> No.13895044

The balls on that guy who asked a question, right after he said he wouldn’t be answering questions. Dang.

He basically just said the D did it. They can’t charge him with a crime, so he can’t be indicted. Prez wouldn’t be able to defend himself against the charges, because he wouldn’t have his day in court.

>> No.13895060

>>13895044
Thus will embolden democrats to continue their investigations (not like they needed more reasons anyway)

>> No.13895082

>>13895060
The small fry Dems, sure. There’s little consequences for them anyhow.

But I would not want to be pelosi right now.

>> No.13895084

>>13894855
Uranium 1 is a huge fuckery, she made the US sell uranium to god damn russia and got every head to aign onto this dumb shit with blackmail.
9/11 did happen and it was the goddamn jews making a deal with the executive branch for them all to make shitloads
And the moon landing footage was faked after we actually went to the moon.
Now you know the rest of the story

>> No.13895088

>>13895044
>>13895060
Of course Trump did obstruct justice, but the Congress should let it go and move the fuck on. This shit is going to tear the country apart. I want America to be a Transhuman Ai paradise and if we have a shitty civil war then China and Russia will move on us like a bitch.

We need to unite as one nation, implement UBI, and get to accelerating CRISPR and ANI.

>> No.13895091

>>13893700
I have never seen you actually make a call, it‘s always an after the fact, „I told you so.“

What‘re your next shots so I don‘t keep thinking you‘re full of shit?

>> No.13895098

just bought the dip, used 20% of cash

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>>13895088
>UBI
Plz no that's retarded

>> No.13895140

>>13895088
The president by definition can’t obstruct justice unless maybe he directly meddles in judiciary branch or something(if even then)
He is the head of the executive branch he can tell anyone what the fuck to do

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The Great Receding Tide of 2019 begins

>> No.13895159

>>13895060
It should.'t because it legally cannot lead anywhere. His message is meant for the voters. We can make Trump either lose the primaries or the main election and create clown world hilarity by watching him actually get charged and arrested once Jan 2021 rolls around, but so long as the man's in office there's nothing you can do.
This probably wont happen because everyone's pussy on both the left and the right, but it'd be funny if we all got on board for this one just to watch the fire.

>> No.13895161

>>13895140
That’s not how that work, and you know it. Read volume 2 again, please and thank you.

>> No.13895188

NEW THREAD!!

>>13895179

>>13895179

>>13895179

>>13895179

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>>13895154
Ror! You bear bears are funny! You keep looking for a crash, where many many people die, companies die, quality of life diminishes, country gets weaker, and because America is involved in everything everyone gets weaker, and you hope for all of this in an attempt to make a buck, and not even a quick one.

>> No.13895198

>>13895188
>NEW THREAD!!

You stupid fucking faggot its only 291

Fucking kys

>> No.13895476

I sold AMD at $29 yesterday. Worth getting back in at $27.90?

>> No.13896259

>>13895191
I don't want a crash because I enjoy seeing others suffer. I want it because it's inevitable, and the longer it's postponed the worse it will be. Making money is a secondary concern. I do kind of want you to suffer though, and lose your internet so you can stop shitting up these threads.