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Cryptotakeoff keeping us alive during the darkest times.
The early 2018 argument super threads.
Block 475

reminder

>>13889721
this Dank music video https://youtu.be/KzWjpjnRf-s

>SIBOS
>AB
>Anxious months without any word from them back when it was just Sergey and Steve

>team's favorite meme attached

>>13889721
>having gay sex with my fellow linkers
>chainlinking and snorthing cocaine inside limousines

>>13889721
>jail anon
>sharpie butt guy

>wondering who leaked Blythe’s feet pics

>Already Priced In
>Binance hot wallet drain
>rent free
>blockheight after ico

>wearing pants

when the whole board was spammed to death.

remember that time satoshi patented your shitcoin?
enjoy bankrupcy

>>13889961
based and stiffpilled

>>13889792
those argument threads as you call them were the best of times and the peak of the ruthless social darwinism of this place. happy days

>>13889817
Came here to post this, made it for SIBOS lmao never sold
I can't believe it's the team's favorite. I helped somehow. <333

>autistic screaming fat fiverr boy
>team moving into a swanky new office
>7777777 get
>2 man team fud
>Tiger mommy
>trying to guess where AB resided based on posting times
>Shadowfork

>AB
>link finally breaching top 100
>early docusign crumbs
>that image of dan massaging someones feet and some autist measured them and compared them to blythe masters top fucking kek even to this day

>>13889721

>>13889721
the sibos toilet fud memes were some of my best laughs

>>13889721
imagine explaining link lore story to normies kek probably would get labeled as schizo

>>13889961
kek, this shit was hilarious

>Shadowfork link that was only going to be used by swift, the real link was a distraction

>Price is locked to a cup of coffee
>Price is locked to a big mac
>It says in the white paper it will never be above $1
>Adelyn cant spell or read english
>Partnership with mcdonalds
>Rory is a cuck
>Rory has a black son

haha there is so many memories from the past 2 years i love you all so much

>>13889721
>We regret to inform you that the presale event is over.
>etherdelta buy in.
>Guy spending 5 eth on 0 LINK making blockfolio spaz out.
>every AB thread.
>drunk anon.
>bizzonacci first vid.
>shadow fork.
>Nintendo link
>Oracle link.
>Cisco posts.

And much much more. Thank you for the memes team we have all made it. May more memes be created from this point onwards.

Sergey backpacking through South-East Asia with the ICO money.

>>13890421
fucking kek

>>13890343

The threads where the memes were made.
Does anyone remember "The Pink Wojak"? The greatest link greentext.

Assblaster threads by far. Or the scamming guy who sold chainlink stuffed cubes but never sent them out.

Uncle old fag
Assblaster
Astro larp
Becky
Wallet autisms hand writing
Drunk anon
Kneepads
We are all in this together pasta
7777777

>>13890183
>autistic screaming fat fiverr boy
not posted much anymore

>>13890333
this image?

>>13890421
Kekdddd i forgot about that one

>>13890439

Squirrel anon
RIP

>>13890441
Plushtard
Luckily wasn't dumb enough to buy shit from him.

For me, its gotta be when the autist posted about ChainLink giving a presentation next to the toilets during SIBOS. Was the catalyst to the great LINK meme explosion

Also a good one: the story about rory having black children or smthing cant remember exactly

>>13890452
no, not talking of any image in particular
all threads around the time when the floor plans were revealed and people found out sergey was holding his speech next to the toilets
greentext goldmines

>>13890439
The pink wojak.

>>13890183
That's Brick Nermon.

>>13890477
Ha! I made that meme. The floor plan had the stage near the toilets. I based it on an existing meme but found the floor plans for the conference online and added a link logo. Lol, memories anon, thanks.

>>13890500
Checked. Next to Adelyn and the dictionary this is my favourite pasta. Remember the psychology pasta?

Continued

>>13890634
holy kek

Continued...

>>13890657

Buy UND and LINK marines.

>>13890682

>>13890693
Kek. These are good

>>13889721
Two man team
Anyone can code their own oracle in a day
Website launch with spelling errors
The post that put assblaster and Blythe masters together
F A T
A
T

>>13890693
Fin.

>>13889721
i am fucking miserable now.
i bought 91 link. at 1,15
cant make it.
maybe a couple of thousands while you guys will be millionaires.
reason? its not cause i didnt act
its because the shitty coin base only allowed me transfer of .0010 btc per day to binance and its like that untill 6/1
which means i gonna miss it.
fml

>>13890743
lol you literally, unironically had two years

the Eth Denver fiasco

كبير ماك هو الحياة
وسوف تغذي لك في أوقات الشدة
صل على الله أنك ستحصل على رابط
أطيع سيرجي وإرادة العقد الذكي
امتلاك العملات الأخرى هو الردة
لن يغفر الله ذلك الجرم
سوف يغريك الشيطان بمكاسب على المدى
القريب
رابط سوف يمنح المريض مكافأة
ألف مرة أكبر من أي عملة

Adelyn spelling bee

>>13889721

>>13890713
>Website launch with spelling errors
Some things never change

>>13889721

>>13890777
Checked. Spelling isn't their thing. Starting the fourth industrial revolution clearly doesn't need good spellers.

>>13889721
earliest CL infographic I have saved i think

>>13890720
kek, missed this one. thank you for sharing

I love these link balls

>>13889721
another one

>>13890811
fuck it ima keeping dumping shit

>the genesis link
>Sean Rutledge
>Pepe baller
>The sigil
>Adelyn is a college crush of Sergey
>Sergey banging thai hookers with ICO funds
>Sergey and Vitalik secret pact
>Buy Mobius sir
>Oraclize fudding link by reeeing on twitter
>the year is 20xx pasta
>Jason Parser
Also pic related

>>13890848
Line link was hilarious

>>13890844
another infographic

>>13890831
they literally, unironically told us how to make it. Just hurts my head thinking how there are anons who still have not bought LINK

>>13890844
Please do. The nostalgia is good right before mainnet

>>13890865
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>>13890844
Based anon

>>13890302
Someone make chainlinks from this

>>13890876
my fav

>>13890876
Is the cube generator still up? Gotta make the mainnet link

>>13890888

>>13890455
>>13890439
i'm happy to have contributed to the lore of chainlink :'(

>>13890890
good question, I never properly used it but saved a designs few in the thread where some anon was making them on request. anyone else know?

Most of my earlier stuff was lost with my old cell.
Esoteric link memes are awesome

>>13890912
still here, never sold 1 link, never will.

Anyone else buy the dice?

>>13889721
Nobody remembers this drama

>>13890900

>>13890912
I loved how the vitalik heroin meme was developers step by step taking requests

>>13890942
I remember this pic beeing a 'dev' of a shitcoin, but i can't remember which one it was. Also the whole confido fiasco

>>13890951

>>13890937
Unironically bought a statue of kek from memeworks. Sits in my cabinet and makes me

>>13890967
another fav

>>13890975
Comfy as fuck

>>13890963
ETHA

Also another funny partnership was Mobilum who had a very similar Master Chef logo

>>13890985

Linkpool BTFO'd
CLC Group BTFO'd
Jesus Anon

and my favorite larper of all times:
Drunkanon

I loved and enjoyed everything he posted. I still dont know if he is a larp or not. but i like him.

See you at the yacht party marines!

Pretty overused but still one of my favourite webms.

>>13891008
Also the bald "cancer anon" guy

>>13890999
illl post more later

>>13890848
>>13890863
The most blatant name rip aside from FNZ chainlink kek

>>13890937
Some of my most prized possessions. Much like actual link I just wish I stacked more

>>13891014
Overused but this should have been posted way earlier

>>13891067
Here's an underused one to equal it out.

Mainnet is only the beginning of our collective journey. Sergeys message to us earlier has me thoroughly hype for the blogpost

I liked this one

Hold tight frens. It's gonna be a bumpy green dildo

We are all jerking together!

>>13890772
That was epic

We're all gonna make it

Imagine trusting anonymous people on a racist Malaysian basket weaving forum

>>13891158
P-pepe baller??

And of course who could forgot this beauty

Sergers: The Early Years

>>13891135
Don't forget the slightly less epic oliver bäte ear/nose/hairline deliberations

The early years continued

The best memory for me was to read the archives from Dec '17 to July '18. Tens of great threads, I'm glad I'm in this with you frens

>>13891014
yes. A classic

>>13891213

>>13891214
Mmmmm reindeer meat, still think this pic looks as shooped as the recent stallone endorsement

>>13891183
Perhaps the greatest?

Can someone post the Jesus anon emails to Adelyn plz

>>13891115
this reminds me, anyone remember the "Sergey has started calling hamburgers 'sergers' and anytime a member of the team orders lunch he makes them call it 'sergers' as well, even tom gosner."

>>13891233
Checked, admittedly only a tenuous similarity but we also got this bullish vid from zhang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvGt0LTSdBE

>>13891260
Oh yeah everyday is Serger day. On the weekend we should sell a few loink to enjoy some of Sergers favourite

>zooming in on sections of the original logo to see the hidden message.

>>13890756
i know.
but i just got in cryptos.
-saw it at 89 c
-made a coinbase account.
-transfered money
-couldnt transfer to binance cause it was down
-after that find out that coinbase limit transfer for the first 2 weeks.
-there is 2 days until transfer limit is lifterd
- thats right after mainnet
i am fucked
i know

>>13891284
Don't worry it'll correct after mainnet hype. Coinbase might doing a favor actually

How much $$$ should i invest in link

I have some 10k $ in my meme deposition elaborate pls fellow memelords

>>13891260
And this one too

>>13890831
50k enough to make it?

Pleasure shitposting with you gentlemen. Share more memories

>>13890816
>when an ancient frog god of chaos...
>levels the playing field between good and evil
>to fight the Satanist pedophiles who have been enslaving the human race for centuries

>>13889721
back to post a few more, deepest lore posts always made me kek

Can't believe we may finally find out what's behind the curtains in a few short days
> If it's a nothing burger...

>>13890831
we are blessed, fundamentally

>>13891350

>>13891320
get the fuck out of our thread fucking nulinker.
Cant we just have one single nostalgic thread were we reminisce on old days without brain-dead nulinkers asking how to buy?

Literally fucking google it.

Jason Parser? He's Rory's dad.

>>13891363
blessed anon

Flannel man of freedom

anyone else?

>>13891375

>>13891371

>>13891385
dump of all cubes

>>13890516
IT’S MY BODY
IT’S MY BABY BITCH

Dancing sergers

Is it finally ending? Our sojourn and fren-ship?
Legit tears upwelling in my eyes

>>13891394
.

Currently looking for a house in London to settle with my wife and daughter and the only real estate agent that answered me is named Sergio. Got his email this morning, his offering me to take a tour with him tomorrow, on mainnet day. Is that a sign?

>>13891380

Thank you Flannelman

HEY ASSBLASTER

HOW SURPRISED ARE YOU

What was this boomers problem?

Looking back at alot of my old LINK saved pics.

This was unironically the point were everything started to change. The buzz and excitement was insane.

>>13891410
x

>>13891383
Spent many comfy hours on that shiz. Lots of our work is still there only slightly obfuscated by pickle rick

>>13891423
who remembers this shit being posted? I almost came my pants

>>13891424
I can still hear the ping noise

>>13891411

Checked

Posting rare sergey

>>13891394
Have slowly accumulated over 1k cubes, I'm impressed by our steadfastness

How could we forget?

What a trip down memory lane. Even if it all comes to nothing, chainlink has been the dankest crypto of all.

>>13890876
>>13890985
>>13891183
My OC. Cheers bois

>>13891457
The forbidden image

im a gay muslim man and pregnant sergey really turns me on

> don't masturbate

The live threads were my favourite. Shitposting everywhere, overreacting at everything.

Also, when the new website and logo dropped I had my suspicion that someone on the team came to /biz/ and dropped the HD pictographs. It was the same poster with really mundane comment but he dropped 3 or 4 pics of the new logo without compression.
Why? They realize the power of memes and want us to continue making them.

>>13891485
kek i remember the ropsten threads, I made that pic too.

>>13891428
i

>>13891498
riddleanon's larping. always enjoyed his mild schizophrenia

>>13891485
Yeah, I'm gonna miss that :(
Especially the person speaking before sergey always getting shittalked at. kek.

>>13891492
Someone also posted a high Res version of Sergey's new head shot.

>>13891508
BIG SAUDI OIL MONEY

>>13891514
god he looks so glorious there

>>13891428
Remember this. Wasn’t that long ago. Still wondering if we’re going to see this pop up in the future. It’s a really nice design.

>>13891519

I really liked this one.

>>13891537
Bull run memories :(

>>13891320

Fucksake get out. Let us enjoy the old times for once, Jesus Christ.

Forgot I had this one on my phone.

>>13891549

>>13891549
v

I think there is a resurgence of anti-Linkism because at this point in time /biz/ has not yet learned how to accept decentralised oracles. And I think we are going to be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. /biz/ is not going to be the monolithic coin shills they once were in the last few years. Stinky Linkies are going to be at the centre of that. It’s a huge transformation for /biz/ to make. They are now going into a smart contract mode and Linkers will be resented because of our leading role. But without that leading role and without that transformation, /biz/ will not survive.

>>13891549
This pic did not age well

Remember when delphi got started.

Before Adelyn there was this girl

The truth shall make you free

>>13891580
Remember Astronaut.

>>13891450
Can you upload a zip with them somewhere fren? i wanna make a giant pic with them all so i can print it out and hang on my wall..

>>13891567
#ducksinarow

I dont remember what conference it was but does anyone have the screenshot were we infiltrated a chat that was meant only for attendees and started dropping link memes? Someone was also there saying
>HELP! I cant get into the venue! Theres a large man with a blue checkered shirt blocking the entrance!

lmfao

This whole thread is like a biz flashback episode.

>>13891597
I don’t rememember when this came out but the fat Sergey has to be the most well done link meme

>>13891617

>>13891320

Props to all the marines who periscoped or streamed stuff. Especially the after talk Q&As.

[redacted]

>>13891619
max image limit reached, I posted it here: >>13891661
>Easy Fred, calm down. Can you tell us what he looks like?
fucking classic

>>13891619
I think they were spamming the telegram. I can't remember the event though. Maybe consensys? It was hilarious.

>>13891457
Cursed image

>>13891609
Of course, once we get some of the latent enterprise partnerships confirmed all the cubes shall be vindicated and revealed.

>>13891670
Let's continue over here

Can't believe we reached the imagelimit and I know we've only scratched the surface.
Thanks Marines for contributing.
It was an honor, holding with you all.

>>13891079
based

>>13891079
this one is even better

>>13891214
I know that place in Helsinki. Next to the German submarine.

>>13891641
>>13891643
>imagel limit hit
its fitting because these two seem like an ending sequence.

The shadowfork shit

> supercomputers on every city rendering chainlink obsolete
> oatmeal bro

Anyone remember that google earth screenshot which showed the chainlink logo imprinted on a sewer lid on the sidewalk just outside the office in San Francisco?

All the new Chainlink-killers popping up:
>Witnet (1st Decentralized Oracle)
>Zap (P. Diddy on the team)
>Komodo (Literally took them 1 night to build it)
>Doracle (iExec up and running)
> can't even remember the others

LinkGear webshop selling Tshirt memes

>Chainlink is an implementation error
> Simple medianizer

And all the memes man, literally thousands of memes...

LINK holders delusional level: over 9000

> literally no partnerships
> not a single clue swift is partnering with LINK


you faggots will drop hard. can't wait to laugh my ass off

>>13892326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu-g2nzO8fs

go to 14:14

>>13890991
1st link pic i saw

Sergey changing careers after bailing out Link:

https://www.toptal.com/resume/sergey-nazarov

>>13892326

fucking nolinkers spamming our memory thread.
can someone post the nolinker syndrom meme?

>>13892379
i'm just mad that i missed the boat :'(

I can’t find it - but the meme post where the guy is explaining how he got rich.

>>13890848
Fucking Rutledge.

BLYTHE MASTERS = ASSBLASTER

>>13890937
I didn't buy, but I won one in a first trips gets a dice thread. I think it was 6's too

When someone clicked a link and it transferred all his LINK on Ether Delta to another persons wallet with a script.

>>13892554

LINK was the only thing stopping me from killing myself back in 2018. All the memes and chat actually made me feel like i have friends. It's been fun guys.

>>13891385
I'm a bit of a nulinker so this was my favorite LINK memory. We held the line for a long time and absolutely BTFO the Brazillians. Good times

>>13892576
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MY LINKs ARE GONE

>>13891519
This has been my phone background for months. We're all gonna make it!

>>13891450
Upload it on Mega

you're all delusional. this will dump to 30c tomorrow and you will all be spamming biz about how you fucking hate link

WHERE IS THE NODES ARE DYING OFF FUD
THAT ONE WHERE THE NODES ARE BEING ATTACKED AND SHIT PLEASE I NEEEED IT

Vale, gentlemen. This is the greatest timeline.

MY LINKY STAY SUPER STINKY 1KEOY

>>13891608
Is that the fabled chainlink $1000 San Francisco pool party?

>>13892590
Yeah, I feel the friendship

Og marine here, so many feels frens. We are going to make it.

>>13892730
More like we'll be spamming /biz/ about HODL

>>13890500
>>13890634
>>13890682
>>13890693
>>13890720
holy hell these are great

>>13889721

I’m a bisexual Muslim and all the comments on this post moved me to tears. You’re not alone OP- and to everyone who commented, thanks for being there for us LGBT+ muslims.

>>13890772
kek this was a good one

>>13889836
Jailbro here. Still alive, still a free man. Awful migraine today. Watching videos about the polka dot network and anticipating mainnet. Good luck bros

Sergey's stage fright

>>13891428
This is such a great design. Say what you want about modern design but this thing looks so cool and futuristic. I really hope in a collaboration

>>13889800
>>13889800
cringe

>>13889961
>>13889991
remember you're both low iq and believe a literal faggot and fraud is the btc creator, can't wait for the patent to be denied

>>13889721
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>>13891284
quit using binance you monkey
use exodus

Mark of the beast Larp