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13885787 No.13885787 [Reply] [Original]

when May has 31 days?

>> No.13885807

>>13885787
ascension day. look it up.

>> No.13885815

oh fuck you're right. Don't worry, we'll postpone it one more day.

Fundamentally yours,
Sergey

>> No.13885849
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>>13885787
So they can delay it and break the prophecy

>> No.13885938

>>13885787

Because Friday is a well known tech news day, news gets caught up on over the weekend.

Unironically they're doing it Thursday so that partnerships will get announced on Friday and start a speculative frenzy over the weekend.

I honestly feel bad for brainlets who'll sell the release, they don't understand

>> No.13885972

I can’t take it anymore.

LINK WILL NOT MAKE YOU RICH. It’s a FUCKING SHITCOIN THAT WILL AT BEST GO TO $3. THATS IT

now shut up, stuff your mouths full of urine soaked cotton, AND DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

STOP TRYING TO SCAM PEOPLE

>> No.13886009

May $3.00th

>> No.13886030

>>13885972
you mad

>> No.13886058

>>13885787
Time dilation and other relativistic effects caused by the velocity of the singularity necessitate 24 additional hours of chronoton injection.

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>>13885972
Anon is right 3 isn't enough you have to buy more.