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13884967 No.13884967 [Reply] [Original]

What's your plan on cashing out in the USA, anon?

>> No.13885049

>>13884967
You never cash out

>> No.13885056

never cashing out, fuck you mean son?

>> No.13885069

>>13884967
What does "cashing out" mean anon? Is this some new lingo?

>> No.13885074

>>13884967
I’m hoping the new IRS guidance will make it easier to not get fucked in the ass trying to cash out. If they make it harder, I guess I just continue sitting around for a few years trying to figure it out

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>>13884967
>he thinks he can cash out

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>>13885049
>>13885056
>>13885069
How would you pay for necessities and shelter?

>> No.13885179

>go to bank in person to let them know I have a large windfall to deposit in the following weeks

>cash out over several weeks

>file taxes at my local tax preparation office

the government will unironically leave you alone for life if you just file your taxes and give them their cut

you greedy zoomers are going to end up decaying in a cell with tyrone and miss out on the best chance to accumulate wealth in our lifetime because of your myopic impulses

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>>13885161
Thank me later

>> No.13885566

>>13884967
Just text some localbitcoin brokers. If they list their Signal number or any encrypted messaging service, there's a good chance they value your privacy. Just meet them at starbucks and bring a UV light/bill checking pen. And maybe a hat/book to count the cash behind if that makes you uncomfortable.

Unfortunately if you stick to the same guy, he might raise your the rates for you over time since he'll know you're probably a criminal. Two that I met were just rich asian teenagers. One was a dorky white guy. One was probably in an asian gang.